#goofy ass loser...

[kathrynmhahn]

Amanda Rollins & Sonny Carisi Law & Order SVU 26.03

[borgialucrezia]

"Your requisite annual allowances of blood and chest hair." (via David Oakes' IG)

[heliinx]

[autoboros]

More shadow coroika stuff

[riacte]

A silly little rewrite of how Third Life could have gone if False was there:

Ren: Are ye with the Red King to the end, or do you take Dogwarts for yourself?! Make your choice, lad! MAKE YOUR CHOICE!

Martyn, taking a deep breath, about to do his long devotional monologue, on the verge of committing to something that would change his life: No! I won’t do it! I—

False, cheerfully: Okay, byeeeeee Ren!

False playfully punches Ren off the altar. Ren looks up, confused, then a hoard of phantoms descend from the sky. Ren, with no weapons or armour, tries to punch them away. Sadly, he dies.

There is a significantly long pause. Martyn and False are both flabbergasted.

Martyn: HE DIED??

False: HE ACTUALLY DIED???

The chat is going crazy. Ren is being really sad about it. Martyn thinks he’s going crazy. False is confused and upset (but mostly confused).

Martyn, quickly: Change of plans! False, grab the crown, go up there, we’re doing this all over again, you’re the Red Queen now, nothing has gone wrong—

False, still caught up on Ren dying: How did he even die?? 🥺 He’s not supposed to die—

Martyn, interrupting: You punched him off, dude!

Ren in chat: “You punched me in the unmentionables! >.<“

False, offended: I did NOT punch him in the unmentionables—

[ambitious-az-a-outlaw]

That fact that mf's mad about playing as a women in the new ghost of tsushima sequel makes me laugh

[flowerakatsuka]

sometimes i look at the other characters i've had really intense hyperfixations on since i first got into osmt in 2016 and you can really tell that karamatsu has influenced my tastes in fictional masc characters. like.

seriously. this shit's embarrassing.

[green-tea-lemonade]

:33 < haha get smewched loser

[hollow-prey]

"you can't possibly fail at a dating sim" you clearly haven't met me and my impressive ability to misread social cues and choose the wrong action/dialogue because apparently I have the finesse and romantic charm of a WORM!!!!!

[gecckarts]

a reference/vibe page for some guy, oh y'know just some Nobody

[the-name-is-loser]

Was anyone gonna tell me there’s a show called super robot monkey team hyperforce go or

[k6tzie]

COD P☆RN LINKS | PT. 3

ghost: always so quiet and reserved, seeing you like this is refreshing. so humane having ur guts rearranged after doubting your lieutenants skills! dove, you're so needy. but luckily for you, you have a patient, big bf came back from prices' baby shower now u and si want a baby of ur own, but u can't wait:( doughy ass bouncing on his long cock that no one's sucked in over a year, thankfully now ur here! sharing the captains daughter with soap<3 trusting is hard for him, so once he has you, he doesn't wanna let go warm winter fuck with ur gentle boy price: once you taught olderbf!price how to make hotter videos, he thinks he's so much cooler but that old man lives within him💔i mean look how he's holding the phone! you feel a big, throbbing thing in your tummy, hopefully he doesn't press down on it D: when u took him to meet ur parents, you just looked too good not to fuck afterwards :( as much as he loves his quiet girls, he can't say no to a bubbly one night stand now can he he didn't wanna have to do this but this IS what bad girls get... dadsfriend!price taking you upstairs during the bbq. there's so many people so no one will hopefully notice ur gone... soap: totally something soap would do, fucking you levitating 😭 first time having a crush this intense, taking sneaky photos of you, drawing you in his sketchbook, leaving you little gifts anonymously - now that you gave him a chance, he's too shocked to even do anything! honestly his dream is hot gf x loser guy he's a messy boy who likes his sex quick! so so much cum dripping out, it's like your boys' in heaven filthy gym partner can't keep his hands to himself only one person can eat you this well when you're sick, soap! gaz: your drunk sex was so good, you won't forget it even when you're sober <3 appreciating that pussy with the love and tongue it deserves so wet and tight like ur ex boyfriend did nothing at all smh, must've been tiny deeeeep in ur gfs womb! pretty boy barely ever gets angry, but when price has been on his back the whole week, and now you're giving him attitude - he can't take it anymore! hot belly bulge - who would've thought from the serene, goofy guy? graves: ah, so THAT'S how you passed recruitment i see, interesting... what a baby, never been with a real woman. actually a very soft, sensual man. don't mistake him as rough cuz of how he acts at work lucky shadow of the week gets to record the barracks bunny and graves kept trying to draw milk out of you but he didn't realise not everyone just...lactates :(he can't stop rewatching this video y'all took, how your greedy pussy just swallows his dick whole :o purposely just teasing you so he can see u angry konig: an efficient way to wake up his beautiful baby✨ his cold tongue and your warm socks make an interesting contrast🤔 he caught you masturbating all by yourself and you didn't seem to reach ur full potential :( loser!konig coded, once he finally gets his rough hands on you, it's hard letting a beauty like you go ruined ur cute little panties smh, greedy big boy mean colonel punishing his secret fuck buddy after he found out you've started talking to another person💢 bonus!!: surprise ;)

@xtrrdnrypotato @livingdead-g1rl

[citrine-elephant]

thinking about that awkward delivery in death island when dylan does that, "well if it isn't _ "

and leon coolguy kennedy, "well if it isn't... whoever the hell you are"

(can't remember the exact dialogue and can't find a clip lmfao)

[zxmbigirlfriend]

why do you hate hajime?

HA LMFAO

Because he’s ugly and cringe /hj

I don’t really hate hajime, I like his character, not my fav but he’s decent at least.

But his hair is terrible and he runs stupidly so bullying him is fun. He’s a loser (affectionate)

his running animation is dogshit tho😭-

[reddishthesecond]

putting them all in Canaan house would be fucking fascinating. i don't know if they'd explode within a day or solve the lyctorhood problem immediatly, but it would be interesting nonetheless

Necromancer/Cavalier relationships in starcanpulp

Curtwen

Holloweane

Crossnamara/Macnacross

Lexthan

Coin flip (Kal/Dakkar)

Radiant words (Margaret/Samuel)

Would they reach lyctorhood? Are they two necros/cavs that are pretending to be another thing? Who knows! But they'd thrive (be so fucked up) in a The Locked Tomb setting

[bunnyboy-juice]

why do white ppl think I'm gonna respond to them for free? like for any reason but esp if ur coming in my notes/inbox being rude or annoying for what? like the entitlement and audacity