#goodeye plays bg3

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Dealing with infernals when you naturally perk up when something sounds like the word "lemur" is a trip

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Cringe ass loser stands all by himself reciting his own poetry. Embarrassing!

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Tore Rivington apart for an hour because I don't want to pay a 200 gold fee (principle) to get into the city and surely there's a way around (there's not) and I have shit to say:

1. Why's every cave got murdered bodies in it?

2. WHERE IS MY BOY WHERE IS HE I HAVE FOUND PEOPLE WHO ARE MAD AT HIM BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND HIM LET ME SEE HIM

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HHHHHHHHH I'm gonna try again but I'm just not sure what you're supposed to do when they're all.... Attacking my fucking party....

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Zevlor baldurs gate seems like the kinda dude who'd offer to kill your shitty dad for you and then two weeks later you'd find out he was Not joking about that

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Zevlor: I let the brain worm win like trash

Alphonse with like four different worms in his brain and another in his pocket: Cowabummer dude

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"I suppose you want to suck The Emperor's tentacles" Bro, why'd you take it there? None of us came at you with this energy.

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Hey man, I know there's like Other Shit wrong with you, but WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE??????

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Okay okay I know I've done a lot of "Wah so and so should go to the camp", but listen, WHY CANT I TAKE THE BLACKSMITH BACK WITH ME OH MY GOD

Dammon should be recruitable for the following reasons:

- Yippee! A guy in camp making equipment! Hooray!

- It would make Karlach happy

- He's missing in act 3 and it's bumming me out....

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I think we should be able to recruit Balthazar to the party. Not for any reason other than that I, personally, am delighted by his gang of absolute horrors. I should be able to summon Flesh in a fight and give him a high five.

Also I think it would be extremely funny to have a visibly evil guy just pouting in the corner cuz the owlbear cub keeps trying to get him to play.

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Raphael pls join my party. There is an opening. In the party. Whenever you're ready. To join my party, that is. You don't even have to do anything. Anyway, please join my party. Where there is a space available. For you. When you decide to join my party.

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I hate you.... Act 2 mission to break the shadow curse. That 5+ round fight sucks so bad it's unreal

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Not to bully the city planners in Faerûn but what is with all these cemeteries bumping against the water sources? Just seems like maybe a choice that isn't very good!

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Did not notice Korilla sneaking around in the peripherals on my first playthrough. Ma'am Im sorry your boss keeps sending you out here to watch four big idiots not accomplish simple tasks

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Lorroakan is such a fuckin creep when you don't have Gale in the room. Jesus.

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WHY IS MIZORA JUST HANGING OUT IN MY CAMP???? BITCH, WE ALL HATE YOU!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM WYLL IMMEDIATELY!!!!!