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I’ve decided to live in the woods now so here are some animals I associate with the KHR characters.
Tsuna: Spotted hyena. They’re the most social of the carnivora and Tsuna loves and thrives around his friends. :) The males also tend to be less aggressive because hyena clans are matriarchal and they’re low in the social hierarchy. Just like Tsuna at school, maybe? 0_0
Gokudera: Oh, so very Chihuahuacore. Only likes one person and is super attached to them. Bites and snarls at everyone else who tries to approach them. Gets upset when someone else joins the family or enters his house. Loud. :/
Yamamoto: A capybara! They’re semi-aquatic animals that are super chill and friendly. They’ll get along with a wide array of animals because of how they’re very social animals, are very calm, and also benefit some other animals like birds for example, though that’s mostly for eating ticks and insects from their fur. A chill friendly guy who helps others? Yamamoto.
I also can’t find more information on this picture, since caiman, another crocodilian, will eat capybara, but it makes me think of how Yamamoto will befriend villains first. Like Byakuran and Squalo for example <:3c
Ryohei: A grizzly bear really does fit him best in my head. They big and powerful animals, associated with the kind of toughness that Ryohei strives for! Also while most animals play fight, bears being no exception, I felt the need to mention this because Ryohei violence moments <3. They’re also known to stay with their siblings for awhile, even after leaving their mother, when they’re usually solitary creatures. They’ll den together, though food is not shared, and while circumstances can cause them to separate, the fact that they stay together at all is charming. Just a big strong animal that can be close to their siblings... That’s just adds to this in my opinion ówò
Hibari: A chicken. They have violent social hierarchies that involve fighting in order to get to the top of the pecking order. This can get really bad sometimes, and they can also get a taste for blood. What is Namimori if not a giant chicken coop? What is Hibari if not the head honcho establishing his place through aggressive pecking?
I rest my case.
Mukuro: Another more predictable animal here, but Raven. They’re birds who work in smaller social groups than crows, which fits better with him and the Kokuyo gang. I mean, apparently adolescent ravens will join teenage gangs with one another. They can mimic the sounds of other birds and animals, like Mukuro and his fucked up possession. Ravens are clever and will trick one another, like if the know another raven is watching them, they’ll pretend to hide food while actually hiding it somewhere else. They can also remember the faces of humans who wronged them and will hate them forever. <3 Fun fact: A group of ravens is called an ‘Unkindness.’
Chrome: She’s like a poorly socialized cat who’s really anxious and is suddenly put in a new environment. She just hides and doesn’t approach anyone, not even coming out for food at first. Slowly you have to try and get her comfortable around you, including the use of food, and now she just follows you around and sits with you.
Lambo: Ferret. Hear me out here, ferrets are mischievous and playful creatures. They love to hoard things and drag them into hiding places, like Lambo hiding things in his gross hair, they can dead sleep, which Lambo does throughout the series but the most prominent example I can think off is in Ciao Ciao!, and lastly, I think he’d do a weasel war dance.
Fuuta: He’d be a red fox. They’re associated with being sly and clever, which is a trait Fuuta displayed when he was running away from the men pursuing him, and throwing them off his tracks with little tricks. They live in small, familial social groups, like how Fuuta prefers to stay home with Nana and his siblings. I also wanted to choose an animal featured in The Little Prince, and the fox was the animal that gave him sage life advice.
I-pin: Hey did you know hares are born precocial and are able to fight and fend for themselves immediately after birth? That’s why I chose them for I-pin, who is already a very successful hitman as a young child. They’re also prominent in Chinese folklore as living on the moon (also interpreted as a rabbit) which then spread to other Asian cultures.
(It’s important to note that I-pin’s design is a bad caricature, but I do want to take into account that she is Chinese and instead focus on displaying that respectfully. That’s why I wanted to include an animal from Chinese folklore/mythology since even though her portrayal is shit and so much shade towards Amano for ever thinking that was okay, it doesn’t sit right either to completely erase that part of her.)
Byakuran: I want him to be some kind of bird. Probably a cockatoo because while they can manipulate you to believe they’re sweet, loving, funny birds, their souls are tinged with evil. The only thing they crave is total destruction and chaos, but also tasty fruits and get sad if they’re the only one left and alone. :(
Shoichi: Rabbits can die from stress. Shoichi gets stomachaches from stress. Checkmate atheists. Spanner also thinks his out of place anger is funny, and I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a rabbit temper tantrum but that shit is so funny. Another characteristic I thought about is how closely rabbits can bond, to the point where if their bonded partner or friend die, they grieve and get depressed, even potentially passing away from it. Byakuran was a horrible person, and Shoichi knew he had to be stopped, but when we see his face after his friend’s death, it’s a hard expression to forget. It’s a small moment, but one that comes to mind often when I think of Sho-chan.
Xanxus: Okay so hippopotamuses are seen as goofy, dumb looking creatures, but they’re actually super fucking dangerous. Agile and surprisingly aggressive, they are literally one of the most dangerous animals because of this. You are more likely to get murdered by a hippo than a lion out in the wild. They’re so fucked up, just like Xanxus.
Squalo: I bet you thought shark but nope! Killer whale. Orcas fight in pods, like how Squalo is a squad leader in Varia (almost made boss too), and these creatures are murder machines. They’ve actually been documented killing great white sharks and fucking whales. Like how Squalo is the strongest swordsman orcas are the fucking apex predators of the sea.
Fun fact: I was also considered sperm whales for Squalo because they’re the loudest animals on earth.
Okay this post ended up getting much longer than I intended I’m done now I’m leaving the range of the cell towers goodbye everyone.
#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#sawada tsunayoshi#gokudera hayato#yamamoto takeshi#Sasagawa Ryohei#Hibari Kyoya#Rokudo Mukuro#chrome dokuro#lambo bovino#fuuta de la stella#khr ipin#khr byakuran#irie shoichi#xanxus#squalo superbi#97 20 1 12 11 19#I'm so tired I didn't do these in order#They were supposed to be short shitpost-y things#As is my brand#But then it just got longer and longer#So you can see which I did first and which ones are near the end#Anyways thanks for coming I tagged all the characters to make this everyone else's problems <3
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Reactions to Big Hero 6 Season 3 Premiere
Okay so this is going to most definitely be all over the place. But...
1) Fred, what were you thinking having the graduation party at a place where the mascot is a hippo???? How could you do that to Honey Lemon? Also Gogo wanting to destroy the robot hippo was relatable. Super relatable.
But why can’t Sarah just have a business mascot who she can love that doesn’t turn evil???? Noodle Burger Boy why must you continue to break Sarah’s heart???
2) Bragtech is evil. You can’t tell me that it isn’t. Not after everything that’s happened with Sycorax and how we’re constantly being reminded about how sketchy Krei Tech sort of it (we thought Krei was Yokai after all!!!!). You can’t tell me that it isn’t oddly convenient that this business operates in a different city and that Honey Lemon, Gogo, and Wasabi might potentially get their first post college jobs there.
What is Bragtech anyways? Why haven’t we heard of it before?
3) Hiro and Fred’s feelings were incredibly valid though. Personally, I don’t believe Honey Lemon, Gogo, or Wasabi will take a job that will take them ridiculously far away from Fred and Hiro and San Fransokyo. I don’t believe that any of them would do it if it can be help. Because they love their friends and have a responsibility and commitment to the city.
But it made a lot of sense for Fred to be freaking out about it, and for his anxiety about the situation to instigate Hiro’s. Because Hiro is fourteen, he’s still a kid and doesn’t really see or expect things to change like they are. He isn’t at that life stage yet like the others. And when he does realize that his friends might leave and changes are happening, he’s scared. Because Hiro’s never experienced having to say goodbye or adapt to such drastic changes involving the people he cares about. He didn’t have to say goodbye to Tadashi when he started college because Tadashi lived at home and he never got to say goodbye. Throughout his life, the people he loves and care about leave very suddenly, very abruptly. He’s never had a final goodbye.
Fred knows though, because if he were part of their graduating class he’d be dealing with the same type of growing up and adult transitioning as the others. But Fred isn’t part of their graduating class, he isn’t someone straight out of college in need of a job and needing to start post-education adulthood. He sees all this change happening and he can’t stop it and he knows he can’t. And that’s terrifying to him. He doesn’t want to get left behind.
4) I genuinely expected Mini Max to have a crush on the animatronic hippo. Really disappointed, but it makes sense why not. Why would Hiro think to give Mini-Max romantic feelings or stuff when the little guy was built to be Fred’s sidekick?
5) Gogo catching Hiro out of the air! Oh my god! And all the hugs!?!?!?!? ALL THE HUGS!
6) That pose they did when they defeated the simulator. They all just looked so happy and proud of themselves!
7) Honey Lemon needs to face her fears and fight that animatronic hippo. She just has to. I want to see it.
8) Does anyone else really want Noodle Burger Boy to break Trina out of jail with all of his new “sisters”? Because I am dying to see Trina’s reaction and how done she will be with all those tiny knee high robots.
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Forgiven, Ch 2
Chandra had seen plenty of strange sights on plenty of different worlds; it came with the territory of being a career planeswalker/renegade/aspiring hero. She’d had days full of zombie hordes, days where she’d defied gods (with mixed success) , and days where she clashed with everything from dragons to giant demon frogs.
Today seemed set on one-upping all of that.
She’d expected to see some interesting things when Vraska asked for help with the reactivated eternals terrorizing the undercity. It was new territory, even if the foe was an old one. Still, the sewers of Ravnica were a bigger and more tangled maze of tunnels, caves, and entire districts than Chandra expected, stuffed with more variations of fauna, flora, and fungi than she had seen in one place. The izzet cyclopses who’d come along to assist in the clean-up were some of the oddest allies she’d ever had (their voices were so high pitched...and how were their heads so tiny?). The eternals, their blue lazotep now covered with an additional layer of fungal plates and clinging moss, had looked strangest of all-
-at least until an imp with a bow-tie offered her dinner.
“I insist, it would be shabby in the extreme if Pivlichino’s accepted so much help without offering a hot meal in return.” The imp, Pivlic, wrung his hands together imploringly. He hovered just in front of Chandra, taking conspicuous care not to drift close to the grimy walls or knee-deep filth of the undercity tunnel.
“It’s fine, really.” Chandra glanced back at Samut, who just shrugged. “We’d have to clear out the eternals here even if the tunnels didn’t run under your, uh, restaurant?”
“Ravnica’s newest, grandest restaurant, club, and bar,” The imp exclaimed with a bow and a flourish. “And please. Consider it a gift on behalf of the entire city. These metal monstrosities have been a blight on our streets, and to think there are still a few lurking about...”
Samut tensed in the corner of Chandra’s eye, but said nothing. Quietly, efficiently, she continued to lay out the still bodies of eternals along the dry side of the tunnel.
“...it’s truly a blessing to know such capable mages are seeing to the elimination-”
“Thank you,” Chandra cut the imp off. “And sure, we’ll take a meal. We should be done with for the day in an hour or two.”
“Excellent!” Pivlic clapped once, the crisp sound echoing down the tunnel. His attendant, a stooped ogre with a collar and bow-tie pressed crisply against his bulging neck, stepped forward, holding out a small silver tray Chandra. On it were two silver-embossed slips of paper, which Chandra took with a furrowed brow.
“What are-?”
“Show those tickets to the maitre d’ and she’ll see you sat at one of our best tables. We’ve got genuine Gruul folk musicians playing this evening; the perfect compliment to a hearty meal!” Pivlic bowed, spun in the air, and flew off up the service tunnel that led back to the streets. His attendant followed, ascending by ladder slowly, grumbling under his breath.
“Are we getting a feast in our honor?” Samut was sitting up against the sewer wall, next to the neat row of eternals, a tired smile and a raised eyebrow aimed at Chandra.
“Fancy dinner.” Chandra waved the tickets and slumped down next to Samut. The ground was filthy, but they’d gone through waste up to their shoulders several times already that day, so the added grime barely registered. “Um, I hope that was alright that I accepted the offer for both of us. If you’d rather not-”
Samut waved the apology away. “I was going to ask if I could buy you supper for all your help and your company anyways, so all the better.”
“All the better,” Chandra echoed. She tucked the tickets into a satchel on her belt. “So...what do you think so far? One last bit of Bolas’ magic keeping them going? Maybe he had another necromancer waiting in the wings with the Golgari?”
“Either. Both. That would make sense if the false god is half as clever as all who know him claim. I wonder though…It doesn’t seem as if touching them endangers our sparks any longer. If it was the false god, well you’d think those enchantments would still be in effect.”
Chandra nodded. She had bare-handed grappled at least two of the eternals that morning, and gotten away with nothing but scrapes. “Maybe. Must have been a pretty exhausting spell to maintain.”
“Probably. Either way, one less spell desecrating my sisters and brothers.”
“Oh yeah, about that...” Chandra looked across Samut at the broken Amonkhet warriors. “Should we, um, say anything? Do you have some kind of burial rite or…?”
“I’ve said what needs to be said.” Samut leaned her head back until it rested against the stone. “You know, I don’t have a clue what burial customs my ancestors had. The false god left our viziers with the practice of mummification, but none of our proper rites of remembrance.” She sighed. “Nothing to be done but to say goodbye to them as warriors.”
Samut lapsed into silence. They sat listening to the rush and gurgle of the sewers for several long minutes before she shrugged and stood.
“My comrades and I have a lot to re-discover, if we survive the coming years.”
“Yeah,” Chandra nodded and stood as well, “I uh...I can imagine that’d be, uh...” Her mind grasped for the right words to continue this conversation she’d started. “Actually, I guess I couldn’t. I am very sorry, though.” She pointed at one of the growths on the nearest eternal’s armor. The fungus was grown in the patterns reminiscent of the Golgari undead, with spongy masses and plates forming crude, partial armor. “Do you want me to burn any of that off, at least?”
“It’s no worse than the lazotep,” Samut laid a gently hand on the smashed skull of the closest metal-coated zombie. “And since we haven't seen any partial eternals moving under the control of the growths, I don’t think it’s much of a danger anymore.
“Thank you, though,” She added.
Chandra nodded. Her hands fell back to fiddling with the cool wrist of her gauntlets. One of the eternals had cast a volley of arrows through a gas line, puncturing it in over a dozen places. Chandra had resorted to fire-free means of fighting for the rest of the day while the izzet cyclopses struggled to fix the ruptures. She could still hear them further along the tunnel, stomping through the muck, sifting for any remaining zombies in the area.
Vraska had approached each of them separately about the renewed eternal problem. While Bolas’ death had brought the entire force to a standstill, the vengeant ravnicans had not destroyed all of them. A significant number had made their way into the sewers and waterways before they’d been deactivated. Some, for whatever reason, had congregated in dead-ends and abandoned shafts, where they had simply hunkered down and seemingly waited for the war above to end.
That would have been easy enough to clean up. Then a blue-metal hippo had attacked Zonot, killing three researchers before the guard-krases could put it down. The Simic had assumed the fungal growths were the result of some rogue project gone awry. A week later, a squad of spear-wielding eternals attacked an underground Rakdos poetry slam, and this time there had been no mistaking the Golgari fungi covering the attackers.
“Which is a bad look for the swarm,” Vraska had explained. “I could point to the half-a-dozen attacks on our own undercity territory as counter-examples, but no-one wants to hear it. Even if my guild wasn’t at war with itself regularly, other would just say I sent those attacks as plants to throw suspicion off of myself.”
Chandra had agreed to help immediately, just for something to distract from her latest bout of restlessness. She had almost even turned down the gold Vraska offered for the job.
It was quite a lot of gold. The gorgon seemed to still feel bad about how things had gone with Baan, as if that creep’s fate had been anyone’s fault but his own. Chandra hadn’t asked yet if Samut had been offered the same price for her help. It was clearly personal enough for Samut regardless, and ambivalent as Chandra felt about payment, she couldn’t imagine offering Samut the same without it being at least somewhat insulting.
“So just, uh...leave them for the Izzet grunts to move?”
“Yes.” Samut nodded. “I’ll trust the natives do what’s best for their own plane.” She looked over the line of fallen warriors. “A whole lifetime perfecting our bodies for the afterlife, and it turns out the best we can hope for after death is that we lie still and unused by evil.”
“I...I’m sorry.”
“Yes, you said that.” Samut smiled faintly. “I’m not much for being sorry about what’s past. I’ve lost a lot of my life already...I need to focus on making the future better.”
“Better life...” Chandra stared across the tunnel at the opposite wall. “What do you have in mind?”
Samut nodded, lips pursed.
“Dinner would be a good start.”
* * *
Pivlichino’s (or Pivlichino’s IV, as the sign outside read, for some reason), was spacious, crowded, and loud. Chandra adored it. The tables were laid out in a patterned sprawl, built to every size and shape needed for accommodating the different bodies of Ravnica. Groups of goblins shared drinks at long, short-legged benches. Minotaurs and elves and humans wolfed down meals at an array of middling tables. Chairs with legs the size of tree-trunks loomed large against the near wall for the odd giant diner. Waiters bustled among the diners, hefting barrels of bumbat and platters of every kind of food. Plates of steaming intestines. Sliced fruit arranged over sweet ices. Bowls of beetles drenched in vinegar.
The maitre d’, a harried-looking Viashino, had taken one look at Chandra and Samut, and escorted them to a small side room before they’d made it ten steps into the building. There, they’d been presented with a huge selection of fancy clothes to change into.
“Seriously?” Chandra had asked, pointing over the maitre d’s horned shoulder at a troll lumbering into the restaurant. “She’s covered in spiders.”
The maitre’d had sniffed. “They are not sitting at our best table.” She waved her arm at the tiers of clothing covering the walls “You may have your pick of the lot. Our thrulls will even clean your current...garments. If you would like.”
Samut had picked a tiered red-and-gold formal dress, then replaced the skirts with a set of pale white trousers and fancy riding boots. Her stride through the dining room was confident and fresh, and not at all like someone who had been trudging through sewer-muck all day. Chandra, on the other hand, was very much showing the day’s labor as she ambled beside Samut in a hastily-thrown-on set of Selesnya robes that reminded her of Ghirapur-style dresses, in cut if not in color.
Still, despite the fatigue, the heads they turned and eyes they caught were definitely aimed at her as much as Samut, and Chandra felt a little swagger sneak into her walk, even as she gawked like a tourist at the main dining room.
Pivlic practically glowed with delight at Chandra and Samut’s reaction as he escorted them to their table. He needed no encouragement to show off every detail of the establishment, from the “authentic Gruul wall-art” to the “specially Simic-grown kelp-thread carpets.”
“-and of course, our mealtime entertainment for the evening.” Pivlic gestured toward a group in Gruul hides dragging instruments into the main dining room by a side door.
“Real...real popular place you’ve got, huh?” Chandra commented, consciously restraining herself from stopping and watching in awe as a trio of demons devoured a tower of chocolate ice the size of a small house.
“Patrons from every guild and guildless walk of life enjoy the fine food and facilities of Pivlichino’s,” Pivlic beamed. “Paid for with Orzhov gold, of course, but co-owned and run with the best cooks, entertainers, and brewers of the Rakdos and the Golgari. A true symbol of collaboration and goodwill among guilds.”
“Impressive,” Samut replied, absently. She was glancing all over, at every diner and dish and decoration in sight. Chandra would have thought it just enthusiasm of the newly sparked if she hadn’t been gawking herself.
“We have a few private rooms, but I can tell you two will be happier with a full view of the action.” Pivlic gestured to a set of tables on a raised dais, right next to a small balcony. There was a clear view of the setting sun down a long boulevard through the window, and a panorama of most of the dining area on the other side of the table. The chairs were made of wicker and resin, and the cushions looked suspiciously like Simic oozes, but were soft as silk, and Chandra felt every bruise on her shoulder slide away as she leaned back and peered at the pedestrians walking a few stories below.
“Start our dear friends with a round of Appetizers Allegiant,” Pivlic dictated to a waiting minotaur waiter, standing at blank attention with a red cloth draped over his forearm. “Our special until the end of Seleszeni,” He added with a wink. “Variation without spoiling your appetite for more.”
The band started setting up as they waited for water and appetizers. The Gruul had brought several large drums, carved horns, and a massive string instrument that had clearly been carved out of a six-foot chunk of rubble. They hauled everything onto a raised stage in the center of the dining space. A serviceable place to play music, though something about it made Chandra think of a fighting ring.
“Do you like music?” Samut asked, nodding at the stage.
“Some of it. We have the best dancing music on my home plane. You have to come listen to Kaladeshi qawwali singers someday.”
“I think I’d like that. Anything you can move your feet to is best.”
“Yeah. I bet Gruul music is good for dancing” Chandra eyed the band. The largest of them, a towering centaur, had wrestled the rubble-harp upright, and was plucking at it experimentally. “Though I guess even if it is good to jam to, there’s not much of a dance floor.”
A quick glance around the massive room confirmed this. Chandra frowned.
“Huh. I thought Pivlic said this place was a club too.”
“What does that mean, ‘club?’”
“Oh! Ummmm….” Chandra bit her lip. “I guess they can change from place to place, but like...I guess I think of a place with music where you can dance. Sometimes fancy, sometimes not. I prefer the latter.”
Samut nodded. “We’ll have to incite some dancing tonight.”
Chandra accepted a glass of water from their returning waiter and raised it to Samut. “We should hang out more often.”
The ‘Appetizers Allegiant’ arrived on five small plates, each showing off a fusion of tastes each guild was known for. The Golgari slow-roast slider with Rakdos pepper sauce was fantastic, as were the thin slices of thrull pate with a minty Azorius-inspired jam.
The band started playing as they worked through the dishes. The first song was a low, slow-building rumble of a song. The lead singer, a barrel-chested goblin, rasped out lyrics about the setting sun setting the world on fire.
“Interesting,” Chandra nibbled on a bite of toast points made from Boros rations and an organic mash of Gruul vegetables. “I was expecting more smashing-themed songs.”
“I like it,” Samut said. “Reminds me of the training songs from back home. Most of them are about the sun.” She made a slight face. “We’ll have to come up with some new lyrics now, I suppose.”
“How...how are things back home?”
Samut frowned. “Better than we feared, but harder than anyone could have imagined before...well, before. We’ve scraped together an outpost at Hashep, but just about every stretch of the desert is hostile even without the dangers of starvation or exposure. It’s about all Hazoret can do to keep the horrors at bay.”
“I’m really sorry to hear that.” Chandra looked down at the table. “I, uh, went back to Naktamun, a few days ago. I hadn’t even thought to look for the survivors.”
“We’re a plane of fighters,” Samut replied, low. “No need for you to feel bad about having other concerns. It seems like every plane has its share of horrors. And things aren’t so dire that I can’t spare time to see to matters here. To try and find help for my plane on other worlds.”
“Have you had any luck?”
“Vraska has put me into contact with one of the guild leaders here. Ral Zarek.”
Chandra nodded. “I’m familiar.”
“He’s come twice so far to survey the land. The land and what equipment we’ve been able to scavenge from the ruins. He’s confident that we can construct a device to bring the rains more frequently, which, basically, is to say at all.” Samut sighed. “But we persevere. We are strong. I find that I am able to best serve my people by assuring them our betrayed comrades and ancestors have been put to as honorable a rest as I can make for them.”
“If I can help at all...I can’t imagine the hardships your plane is going through, but whatever I can do...”
“I was actually going to ask if your lover was still around,” Samut replied. “-and if she would have the time to visit Amonkhet. Our excavator mages have made immense strides in re-discovering connections with the plane, and using them to coax new growth, but it would help to have someone of her talents who can travel with her own reserve of mana.”
“My…? Oh.” Chandra’s ears got hot, and the looked away, out the window. “That’s not...you mean Nissa. It’s um, it’s not like that, anymore. I mean, I could definitely ask, but...” She trailed off.
“Oh? Oh. Oh, I’m very sorry, I had just- will, I saw the two of you when she joined the battle, and afterwards, well, I just thought...”
Chandra jerked her shoulders in a small shrug. “Sure. I guess I thought so too.”
“It can be hard, when a fight goes wrong,” Samut offered. “It was the same in the trials. Even in training. The closest crop can feel disunity when faced with an overwhelming trial.”
“We’re just not right for each other,” Chandra said. She picked up a mizzium fork from the small plate in front of her, its tongs woven through with some kind of...blue roasted worm? “That’s all. We talked about it.”
“Didn’t like each other as much as you thought?”
“No, I...” Chandra set the fork down and frowned. “I’m still working that out.”
“Mm. Didn’t work it out when you talked?”
“Well...it wasn’t that long of a talk, I guess.”
Samut grimaced. “You ended your relationship before you knew why you wanted to end it?”
“Would you believe I told myself it was because I didn’t like girls?”
“The way I saw you look at her when we first met in Naktamun?” Samut’s grimace twisted into a smirk. “The way you two looked at each other when we felled the false god? No, I don’t think I would believe that at all.”
“I mean, she might have been the only one, for all you knew.”
“Only one?”
“Only, you know...” Chandra twirled her hand through the air, not quite sure what sort of gesture she meant to make. “The only girl I liked.”
Samut raised an eyebrow. “Was she?”
Uh...” Chandra’s hand fell to her lap. “No. She wasn’t the only one. She isn’t the only one, I guess.”
“Oh?” The smirk widened. “Well, who could blame you? When there are women like me in the world...” Samut shrugged, throwing both hands up in the air and tossing her hair.
Chandra rolled her eyes. “Anyways, I guess I was just grasping at reasons, so I told myself anything.”
“Are you though? Pansexual?” Samut asked, with a straightforwardness that caught Chandra out of nowhere.
“Uh, bisexual, I guess?”
“Bisexual?”
“Yeah, guys and gals. Love ‘em both.”
Samut tilted her head. “Ah. There’s so much more than just men and women in the world, though – oh, I shouldn’t have assumed-” She flushed slightly. “Is it just humans on your home plane?”
“What…?” Chandra tilted her head as well, quizzically. “Oh! Oh, no we’ve got plenty of – I don’t have a preference of genders.” She shrugged. “I mean, I’ve got a type, but, you know, it’s just one of many types.”
“I’ll toast to that.” Samut nodded. She raised her glass of water. “Here’s to everyone.”
“Yeah!” Chandra knocker her cup against Samut’s, spilling a few drops on the tablecloth. “The whole buffet!”
Samut burst out with a sharp laugh. “Buffet?”
“Okay maybe it’s not a perfect metaphor, I just mean...you know, curry is all well and good, but sometimes you want a-a mango, you know?”
“I’ve not tried either of those things, but I take your meaning.” Samut wiped a small tear from the corner of her eye.
“My guests!” Pivlic flapped up to the table, the minotaur waiter in tow. “Enjoying everything so far?”
“So far,” Samut replied. Chandra nodded, guiltily stuffing the last small plate – a Simic-bred eel-shrimp on a bed of selesnyan lettuce – between her lips.
“Is womderfulf,” she managed through her full mouth.
Pivlic beamed. “Splendid. And any thought on your entrees for the evening? I’m happy to go over the specials.” The waiter moved up and offered Chandra and Samut several crisp sheets of fine parchment. “We also have an extensive house menu, new to this iteration of Pivlichino’s.”
Samut looked both overwhelmed and delighted with the wealth of options, and listened eagerly as Pivlic listed the special dishes. Chandra zoned the imp out, and flipped through the sheets, which listed options for hot dishes, vegetarian dishes, and dishes for undead patrons.
“Errr...maybe just a steak...” Chandra scanned the meat options, looking for an animal she was familiar with.
“Mmmm, that does sound good,” Samut said. “Not very balanced though. Hardly the whole buffet.”
Chandra looked up from her menus. Samut was peeking over the edge of hers, grinning. Chandra stuck her tongue out. Pivlic looked between the two of them, a politely puzzled look on his face.
“I mean, if you only want the meat menu.” Samut extended her hand and beckoned with her fingers. “I’m happy to look at the rest.”
“Well it just so happens I am in the mood for a steak tonight,” Chandra shot back, a smirk of her own twisting the corner of her mouth.
“But just look at all these options!” Samut held up her stack of menus dramatically. “Greens and grains and all kinds of sweet treats! A whole world of food in front of you!” She gestured at Pivlic. “And the soups of the day, Chandra! Did you hear about the soups?”
Pivlic nodded graciously.
“I like meat just fine,” Chandra shot back. “Look at this: ‘side of beef with raze-boar bacon. Who could want more than that?”
Samut made a mock-offended face, and clutched a hand to her chest “Well, people with taste, for one.”
“I know what I like!” Chandra said, trying to stifle another laugh, but shouting instead. Thankfully it was only a little loud, the diners in the closest tables only gave her slightly affronted looks.
Pivlic coughed into his hand. “If I may, miss Nalaar, I don’t think your friend here is suggesting you aren’t interested in the, ah, side of beef. I believe she is merely suggesting that’s not the only menu you’d order from.”
“Oh, we covered that bit already,” Samut said, then turned aside and smoothly transitioned from the beginning of a belly-laugh to a feigned coughing fit.
“Right, right.” Chandra buried her face in the menu. “Um, a few more minutes, please.”
“Naturally.” Pivlic bowed and fluttered backward from the table. “No rush at all. I’ll be back shortly.”
Chandra fanned herself with the inside of the menu before setting it down.
“We were just talking about dinner just now, right?” Samut was straining visibly to restrain an even bigger smile than the one already stretching her cheeks.
“You’re awful.” Chandra rolled her eyes. “Sometimes a meal is just a meal.”
Samut held up her hands. “Fair, fair.” Her smile faded slightly. “Does it make you uncomfortable? I don’t mean to joke if it does.”
“It’s fine.” Chandra looked out at the band, taking in the current tune. “Thinking I was straight was a pretty ridiculous thought to have. I’d laugh at it if it wasn’t so pathetic.”
The new song was slow, with more focus on the percussion. The singer was speaking in some language Chandra couldn’t recognize. Guttural, but with the instruments it was, admittedly, a very pleasant sound to close the day with.
“Still not much to dance to,” Samut remarked, engrossed again in the menus.
“Mmm.” Chandra’s gaze wandered from the band to the nearby tables. A few patrons were engaged in watching the band as well, but most were well into their meals. Trolls. Humans. Vedalken. Centaurs. Goblins.
Elves.
A spot of blue among the tables caught Chandra’s eye. Jace was walking across the dining room with Vraska, Pivlic leading them along. He had caught sight of her as well and waved. Chandra grinned, pumping her own arm in the air. Jace said something to Pivlic, and the imp looked to Vraska, who nodded. The three of them changed course for the raised seating area.
“Chandra.” Jace surprised her by offering a hug when he reached the table, which she jumped into. Vraska she exchanged a handshake with. It was nice being on friendly terms with the gorgon, but she still felt more like Chandra’s employer than a friend.
“You clean up pretty good, Mr. Belts-and-Cowls,” Chandra teased, landing a light punch on Jace’s arm. He was wearing his customary blues, but instead of a cape and hood, he had a neat pair of trousers, boots, and a wide-collared shirt with gold buttons up the front. “Is that a loaner from the restaurant, or just a good illusion?”
“100% Ixalan threads.” Jace patted his thigh. “and I could say the same to you. Looking very sharp for someone who’s been in the sewers all day.” A look of concern flashed across his face, and he looked from Chandra to Samut, who was introducing herself to Vraska. “Is this – we’re not interupting a date, are we?” he asked, suddenly whispering. “I mean, I figured you and Nissa were still - I mean, that you had...”
“It’s fine,” Chandra whispered back. She could feel the smile slipping from her face despite her best efforts to keep it in place. “I’m happy to see you. Both of you,” she added, louder. “Would you like to eat with us?”
“As long as my wonderful date doesn’t mind?” Jace threw an unbelievably cheesy-looking grin at Vraska, and Chandra, once again unable to control her face, felt her eyes roll back a bit. Vraska just smiled, and actually blushed a bit.
“Yes, let’s have some tables pushed together then,” her golden eyes scanned the nearby settings. “If there’s one to spare…”
“Naturally; how fortunate to have so many friends of Ravnica joining us this evening!” Pivlic snapped his fingers and their waiter appeared seconds later, a table cradled in his hands, and a chair slung over each horn. “And have we decided on an entree?”
“Krovod steak and beans,” Chandra said, handing the menu back and shooting a defiant glare at Samut. Samut just rolled her eyes and ordered a vegetable stew, ogre-style.
Jace’s eyes glowed blue very faintly as he sat down. “Chef’s soup, please.”
“A very excellent choice, sir. Our most-”
“-popular dish this evening?” Jace finished. “Yes, I noticed.” He winked at Chandra.
“Rat roast,” Vraska said, not even glancing at the menu as she sat. “As rare as your chef feels up to.”
“Splendid all around.” Pivlic signaled another waiter to bring forward a pitcher of water, and bowed. “Your meals will find you shortly.”
“And the spirits for the evening, please!” Vraska called after the minotaur as she settled into her seat.
“So, um...” Jace looked between Chandra and Samut. “What were you both talking about before we got here?”
“Diet preference,” Samut said, raising an eyebrow at Chandra.
“Oh?”
“The conversation was wrapping up, actually,” Chandra said. “What have the two of you been up to?”
“Guild work.” Vraska rapped her fingers against her cup of water. “We’re trying to integrate the Kraul fungal farms with our larger food supply network, but there’s quite a lot of internal faction-fighting to put to bed before that can happen.
“To say nothing of the undead invaders you’ve been so helpfully taking care of,” she added.
Chandra and Samut both accepted the thanks with a nod.
“Leadership is, ah...rather stressful?” Chandra ventured. “I hope you’re getting enough down time. I can’t imagine being in charge of that many people.”
Vraska smiled back at Chandra. “I’m sure you did you’re best, Abbot Nalaar.” There was something very sad in her eyes, despite the grin, just as there had been when Chandra had first volunteered to help with the eternals.
“Abbot?” Samut asked.
“Like uh,” Chandra rolled her hand, looking for the right words. “Like a religious leader.”
Samut failed to stifle a laugh. Jace grinned broadly as well across the table, and Chandra presented them both with a flaming middle finger.
“Sorry, sorry.” Samut took a pull of water to settle herself. “You were a religious leader? You just...well, I suppose every world is different.”
“Speaking of worlds,” Jace said. “How is Nissa? Is she still on Zendikar?”
“Oh, uh, I think so.”
Jace frowned. “Is everything alright? Have you seen her recently?”
“Nissa is one of your planeswalking companions, isn’t she?” Samut interjected. Jace turned to her, and hopefully missed Chandra’s smile falling away a second time. “What has your crop been doing since the invasion?”
“Oh, um...” Jace started counting off on his fingers. “Kaya and Teferi are both back on their home planes at the moment; they’ve got matters they wanted to settle on their own, but they’ve promised to check in if they need a hand. Chandra, well you know what she’s been doing, and me…well, I’ve been making sure the esteemed Golgari guildleader takes some time off-plane to relax when she needs it. Um, as for Nis-”
“What sort of relaxations?” Samut asked.
“Oh, the usual silly couple things,” Vraska said, squeezing Jace’s hand on the tabletop. “Cafe dates. Visiting bookstores. Some off-plane piracy here and there, and of course-ah! The food!”
The waiter strode up to the table, a tray and folding table loaded with steaming plates in one hand, and several bottles cradled in the other. The food set Chandra’s mouth to watering, and she was immensely relieved when Samut started on her own dish right away, so she had an excuse not to wait while Jace and Vraska picked out a bottle for the table.
The steak was about two inches thick and incredibly tender. A pepper gravy coated the cut, and a large helping of butter beans sprinkled over with bitter herbs filled the rest of the plate. Chandra ate through almost a third of the plate before Jace and Vraska settled on a wine; a round blue bottle that they turned over in their hands, exclaiming about its color (and...viscosity?) in excited whispers.
“You two have a lot of interests in common,” Samut observed. “Books, piracy, wine?”
“Yes, well.” Vraska speared the cork with her knife and ripped it out. “We’ve been exploring many more common interests since we started therapy, haven’t we?”
“Cheers to that,” Jace grinned, holding out his glass. Vraska tipped the bottle and a blue, sweet-smelling wine splashed out.
“Therapy?” Chandra asked through a mouthful of beans. “For real? You guys are like...well, Jace acts like he’s a hundred years old sometimes, but you guys are a little young, right?”
“What’s a therapist?” Samut asked.
“Well, apparently it’s never to early too protect your investment in another person.” Jace exchanged a glance with Vraska, and they both grinned. “Tomik said that. He was the one who recommended an Orzhov specialist to us. Same one he and Ral see.”
Chandra wrinkled her nose. “Orzhov? The ones who were basically keeping Kaya captive?”
Vraska nodded. “I was about as enthusiastic as that. But it turns out it’s about the one service the syndicate offers that isn’t just part of an extortion machine. I mean, sometimes it is, but we’ve been lucky enough to take advantage a genuinely good specialist through the guildleader’s professional connections.”
“So you go and tell a ghost about your relationship problems?” Chandra turned aside to Samut. “Therapy is like...well I don’t know how it is on Ravnica, but they have people in Ghirapur who like, help people who have problems with their lives, or sometimes they help people who have problems with relationships.”
Samut nodded. “A confidant, or something like that?”
“Yes, though usually someone who’s trained to listen and give advice.” Jace sipped his wine. “Ours, for example, is an Orzhov advokist trained in mediation and dispute settlement.”
“And do they help?” Samut leaned in. “When you tell them about your problems?”
“So far,” Vraska said. “It’s funny. There are things you don’t realize are causing problems.”
“Or things you do recognize as problems that you just never talk about until someone helps you see the need for it.” Jace reached out a hand and took Vraska’s. “Sometimes it’s nice just to have good advice.”
Dinner rolled along with an ease Chandra hadn’t felt in months. They laughed, shared bites of their meals, and swapped stories. Chandra related her mother’s recent accomplishments with the Ghirapur consulate. Vraska dropped bits of low-level guild gossip. Jace and Samut engaged in a minor debate over the use of illusions in combat. Chandra tried a glass of the wine, and found it about the same as she did most other wines, but enjoyed the soft buzz in the back of her head to accompany the warmth in her stomach.
When the last ray of sunlight slipped out of sight, the band fell into a soft, almost wistful song, mostly focused around the huge flute-player, who swayed and pushed out a long, rolling stream of notes while the singer threw himself into a raspy spoken-word bit about a cyclops falling in love with the moon.
Pivlic re-appeared as the dishes were cleared away, bearing slices of cheesecake dripping with drizzled lines of jam and honey, and hot mugs of ogrish coffee. The hot, bitter drink snapped Chandra out of her post-meal drowsiness enough to enjoy the end of the Gruul set. The band had set their instruments aside, and for a moment it looked like they were packing up. Then they began dancing around one another in tight circles, beating their breasts. The big flutist started up a chant. One of the drummers, the viashino, began clapping out a sharp, precise rhythm, and the flutist took center stage, weaving his arms through the air with slow, jerking movements. The chant became a call and response tune that some of the patrons seemed to know, and were enthusiastically singing along with. Jace even knew a few of the words, and pumped his fist in the air each time he called out.
“Gruul riot anthem.” He whispered to Chandra between calls. “Very popular at Rauck-Chauv.”
Applause and a chorus of hoots filled the dining room at the song’s conclusion. Pivlic fluttered over to loudly and grandly thank the band. Vraska tapped Jace’s cheek.
“Not too shabby, blue-boy. I want to hear that much enthusiasm next time the crew does drunk shanties.”
Jace grinned sheepishly. “Are there other kinds of shanties I don’t know about?”
“Shanties?” Samut exchanged a look with Chandra. “A piracy song?”
Chandra nodded back. “A pirate song. It’s important that you know how funny it is to me to imagine Jace singing one.”
“Jace has many fine pirate qualities.” Vraska ruffled his hair with a free hand, sipping coffee with the other. “You’d both be welcome to join us sometime. If that sort of thing interests you, of course. It’s mostly taking gold from vampires, which is as noble a cause as you can find in the multiverse.”
“That could be fun.” Chandra rubbed her hands together thoughtfully. “I like the sound of Captain Nalaar, in hot pursuit of gold and adventure.”
“Hot pursuit?” Jace smirked, raising an eyebrow.
“It’s a phrase, blue-boy.” Chandra snapped her fingers, lighting a single flame on her index finger. “But since you mention it, just imagine the terror of being pursued by fire on the open sea.” She twirled the flame around, then doused it in the last bite of her cheesecake. “Uh, not that I would make an open flame on your ship, Vraska. Well, not without permission.”
Vraska laughed. “That’s fine. Glad to see you’re burning with enthusiasm. It’s a good trait for a pirate.”
Chandra rolled her eyes as Jace chimed in. “Yes, Chandra has a lot of good qualities that could, uh, light a fire under a reluctant crew.”
“Mmm...” Samut’s eyes glittered. “Like her warm personality.”
Chandra stuck out hr tongue and stood up from the table. “Beltwurms eat you all. I’m going to go get another drink.”
A second group of musicians were setting up on the stage now, and the waiters were clearing away a large swath of the tables around them, creating the dance floor Chandra had wondered about. She skirted the growing space while checking out the new band. They were a mixed group: two women wearing Rakdos colors with no instruments, an grey-bearded Izzet mage, hooking up his gauntlets to a large device that crackled with electricity, and two vedalken, on the drums and lute, respectively, that didn’t seem to be wearing any guild colors at all.
A number of the patrons from dinner had clustered around the bar that ran along one long wall of the dining room. New patrons were slowly filing in to add to the small crowd; a noisier bunch than most of the dinner crowd, and more eager for drink.
Chandra ordered an Uzvar and gin from a half-demon bartender, then perched up on a stool to bask in the crowd and the chatter of ravnican voices. Groups of guildless youths toasted clay mugs of pale ale. Two Azorius officials, looking out of place in their white robes, sipped green liquor from shallow glass cups. A centaur trotted past as the bartender slid the cocktail across the bar, and the look she flashed Chandra nearly made her drop the glass.
Damn it’s been too long. She almost followed after to ask the centaur her name, but an elf, also in conclave garb, greeted the centaur as soon as the thought occurred to her, and pressed her own lips against the centaur’s.
Taken. Figures.
The Gruul band was lounging just as short distance down the bar, laughing and chattering with a clutch of other patrons. The singer was entertaining a pair of young women in Orzhov robes with some kind of impression, and the drummer was in a hot debate with a vedalken and two older humans. Chandra’s eyes slid past them to the musician who’d been playing the huge flute, a tall, long-haired hunk whose arms were on full display under a vest of woven vines and bones. She lost herself in a stare as he reached over the counter with one arm and easily hefted a tankard of beer half as tall as he was.
Definitely into girls , Chandra thought faintly, sipping her drink and vaguely aware her feet were carrying her in the direction of the band . But that’s alright too.
“Play here often?” The words were out of her mouth before Chandra could fully think through her approach. She compensated for the lack of planning with her winning-est smile and a smooth slide against the bar toward the Gruul hunk.
He blinked and looked down at Chandra, and for a second said nothing. Chandra held up her smile for that second, wishing she had a smoother come-on. Then, mercifully, the hunk grinned.
“Ah, first time, actually. I, uh, only joined a few months ago, but Skelly-” He gestured with his drink at the goblin on the bar, who was doing puppetry for the Orzhov fans using a pair of mouse skulls “-plays all over. He’s even did a set at the Juri Revue once!”
Chandra wasn’t entirely sure what that was, but grinned and nodded all the same. “That’s a big gig, I guess?”
“Oh, uh, yeah, pretty big. Plus Rakdos himself did the encore that night. Or so I’m told. I, Uh, wasn’t really in the scene back then but-”
A muffled burst of sound cut the hunk off mid-sentence. The new band was jamming, the beat was quick and exciting, but it sounded oddly faraway.
“Local enchantment,” the bartender said, catching Chandra’s confused look. “So folks can talk at the bar. And so I can actually hear orders.”
“Oh...makes sense.” Chandra threw back her drink and tapped the hunk on the arm. “Wanna dance?”
“Hm?” The hunk looked from Chandra to the dance floor. He set his tankard down on the bar, grinned, and cracked his knuckles. “Absolutely. Let’s show ‘em how it’s done.”
The band boomed louder as soon as Chandra’s boot hit the floor, raising goosebumps along her shoulder. This music was sharp, rapid, and loud. Perfect for dancing however wildly and badly you wanted to.
Through the other patrons, Chandra caught glimpses of Samut coming down the few steps from their table to dance floor She paused right at the edge of the crowd, watching them for a few seconds before diving in, and Chandra lost sight of her. Jace waved from the table, behind the spot she’d disappeared.
Want me to keep an eye on you two? Maybe check in a little later? He kept his mental visit brief, but Chandra was happy to hear his voice. She flashed him two thumbs up and turned back to dance with the hunk.
She had to laugh. The big guy had looked totally natural bobbing and pounding to the Gruul music, but whatever dance you were supposed to be doing to this more hectic, energetic Izzet-Rakdos stuff...well this definitely wasn’t it. He looked like he was having a good time at least. Chandra moved in closer and the hunk winked at her before making an absolutely absurd motion like he was hula-hooping with his shoulders. He was doing it on purpose.
Chandra hooted, and they danced close circles around each other, dodging and weaving through the wild thrashing of the other dancers.
Samut flashed in and out of sight through the crowd. She had already mastered the jerky new dance form, and was adding her own spins. A small ring of other dancers formed around her about seven songs in, howling and clapping as Samut threw a daring backlip into the routine, and cheering as she landed perfectly on her feet. Jace and Vraska were just beyond that, sitting at the table and overlooking the dance floor. They were both seated, but leaned up against each other, swaying to the music and whispering in each other’s ear.
The hunk finally started to look winded after a few dozen songs, and signaled that he was going to go sit for a while. Chandra followed him off the floor, and pretended to slip a little on the edge of the bar area so she could fall and steady herself on his side.
Solid, and just a lil’ soft. Awesome.
All good? Jace asked in her head.
All good. Chandra waved back. Now shoo; gonna work my moves.
“SooOoooOwO, what do you say you and me get out of here and go hang out at your place, big guy?” Chandra forgot about the muffling enchantment, and shouted slightly louder than she meant to. A vedalken just behind the started, and knocked over a (thankfully bare) drink table.
“Uh, why don’t we sit for a while. I’m still a bit dizzy from dancing.” He stooped and picked the table up off the floor one-handed, and sat on one of the stools. Chandra hopped up on another to join him.
“You’re pretty...pretty strong.” Chandra slammed her elbow on the table and flexed her fingers. “Let’s see what you got.”
The hunk chuckled, and laid his own elbow down, taking Chandra’s hand. The rough leather of his gloves was rough, but made it easy to get a grip around his palm.
“Alright.” Chandra squinted in concentration. “Three, two, go!”
A few seconds later, it was over, and Chandra was massaging the back of her hand.
“Sorry,” the hunk said, with an apologetic, almost shy smile. “No mercy is the Gruul way, after all.”
Chandra beckoned for the bartender to bring them over another round, then pouted into her hands, both elbows on the table.
“If Nissa was here she would have totally kicked your butt.”
“Who’s Nissa?”
“An elf. We um...we used to work together. Really strong.”
The hunk laughed. “A strong elf? We had a lot of those in the conclave. Still do, I guess. Some of my toughest friends were elves.”
“Mmm, not strong like Nissa, I bet. She was depcep...decepticaly...deceptively strong. Like a slender tree, but strong like an oak.” Chandra took a pull of her drink and slammed the cup on the tabletop for emphasis. “Do any of your elf-buddies have eyes that glow like they’re magic?”
“Uh, sometimes.” The hunk sipped his drink thoughtfully. “Usually when they cast spells.”
“It’s really cool, right?”
The hunk chuckled. “I suppose. I’ve got a couple eye-glowing spells myself. Should ask around if I look cool enough when I use them.”
Chandra snorted into her drink, and set it down. The hunk did have nice eyes. Thoughtful and fierce like Gideon. Playful like Liliana. Kind like-
“So, uh, your elf friend-”
“Girlfriend,” Chandra blurted out. “Um, I mean ex-girlfriend?” she looked down at the table. “I uh, I’m not sure. I think I might have messed things up with her. I mean, I for sure did, but...”
“Oh.” The hunk nodded, a different sort of apologetic smile on his lips. “That’s...I’m very sorry. That’s um...that’s always very hard to go through.”
“She was like, really my type, you know? Big strong pair of arms to hold you. That’s like, the hottest thing someone can have, honestly. But she’s really gentle, you know? Like, treat you like you’re a flower gentle, but not like a delicate flower because all the plants she works with are as strong as she is.”
“A nature mage?”
“Yeah! Oh, you should have seen the gardens that she kept while we were here on Ravnica...they would have made every nature guild jealous. She’s like...one of those people who always smell like their work, right? And she’s always working with flowers and plants so she smells like paradise.”
“I’m sorry she couldn’t come tonight,” The hunk said with a smile that almost looked...sad? “I hope I’m not prying but is she, uh, is she not from Ravnica?”
“Huh? Oh. no.” Chandra waved her hand in front of her face. “I mean, I’m not either. We all came back here for the war, you know?”
The hunk look puzzled for a moment, then his eyes went wide, and he nodded. “That is impressive then.”
Chandra cocked her head. “What do you mean?”
“Well. I mean, uh, that is, I’ve heard about the ones who walk from other worlds...there’s a lot, I’m told? Of worlds. If there there are dozens of worlds that each of you could be on.”
“Hundreds,” Chandra corrected, raising her drink and eyebrow for dramatic effect. “Thousands. No one’s counted them all, even.”
“Meeting a...a friend that’s precious to you? Over infinite worlds? That sounds like something special.”
“Yeah.” Chandra set down her glass. She heaved a breath, and realized she wasn’t feeling nearly as wired as she had been a few minutes before. “Um...I guess that’s how I felt when I first met her. Like, I’d been to so many places in the multiverse. That’s what we call it,” she added, “and, well...have you ever looked at someone and just thought, like, ‘that’s it, that’s the person that feels real?’”
The hunk nodded. “I think I know what you mean. Sometimes something new in your life is just obviously right for you.”
“Right!?” Chandra put her glass up for a toast, and the hunk obliged with a clink of his tankard. “And like, it was really great with her because when we traveled together after that...well, she made me feel that way no matter where we went.”
“Comfort and constancy.” The hunk leaned back on his stool. “Sounds like a very special person.”
“Yeah.” Chanda looked blankly at her glass, vaguely offended at the absence of any more liquor at the bottom. “You know, maybe I don’t want to, um, hang out after all.” She looked up at the Gruul hunk shakily. “N’offense or anything; you’ve been real fun to talk to.”
The Hunk put his hands up. “None taken, miss. I uh, think I’m a bit too old for you anyway.” He picked his own tankard up and swilled it in his hand. “No offense.”
“Pffft, sure.” Chandra slumped in her stool, elbow on the table, chin in her hands.
“I spent a long time living a very different life than the one I have now,” The hunk offered “A life I thought was the only right path for me. When I finally had my moment of clarity, the moment that brought me to the Gruul...” He bit his lip. “...I don’t regret the life I led before that, and I don’t regret my choice to live a life that would’ve been unthinkable for me before. I guess...you’re young. Don’t be afraid of trying things you’re unsure about. Life’s too short.”
Chandra stared up at the hunk, blinking.
“Sorry; too corny?”
Chandra snorted. “A bit? But point taken.”
They lapsed into silence.
“Your friend looks awful concerned for you.” the hunk’s eyes flicked up and over Chandra’s shoulder. Samut had come off the dance floor, and was lounging by the bar, eyes on Chandra and the hunk. She had a few other dancers hanging around and talking at her, but she didn’t seem to be paying much attention to them.
“Better get back to the gang.” Chandra slid off the stool, and offered her hand to the hunk. “Chandra, by the way. ‘S been fun.”
“Ghired.” The hunk’s grip was solid, and the bones sewn into his sleeve rattled slightly as they shook. “Hope we meet again, Chandra.”
“Yeah.” She mimed a swat at his midsection. “Keep working on your dancing til then.”
Ghired laughed. “I’ll think about it. Come to the stomping grounds if you ever improve your arm-wrestling prowess.”
Chandra stuck out her tongue and trotted over to Samut.
“Thanks for keeping an eye on me.”
“I trusted you could take care of yourself,” Samut said with a shrug. “But it’s always good to have some solidarity on the battlefield.”
“That what this is?” Chandra leaned heavily against the bar. The warm buzz in her head and the thrum of the music felt like a blanket. She didn’t much feel like dancing again, but right now it was enough to watch the other ravnicans having fun.
“Life is.” Samut perched up next to Chandra. “All of it.”
Chandra laughed. “What are you? 18?” She put an arm around Samut. “You’re way too young to be so down on life.”
“We’re not that much older, grandma Nalaar.” Jace heaved himself up onto a stool on Chandra’s other side. He sighed and rubbed his thigh. “Though I sure feel pretty ancient right now.”
Chandra shot an outraged glance at the dance floor, then back at Jace. “Don’t tell me you were dancing and I missed it. Did you turn yourself and Vraska invisible??”
“No, she’s not the dancing type either,” Jace sighed. “Just a lot of standing around and talking to people we’d rather not talk to. “Guildmaster PR, that kind of thing. “She told me I should go sit down.”
Sure enough, Vraska was standing up on the dais, near their table, having a hushed (or as hushed as the noise in the room allowed) discussion with a frog-faced mage in Simic biomancer robes. Long, elvish ears poked out from behind the frog-mancer’s eyes, and they didn’t appear to be having nearly as much trouble as Vraska hearing over the music.
“Ah.” Chandra bumped Jace with her shoulder. “Boy-toy blue-boy banished while the adults talk?”
Jace laughed. “Oh, nothing like that. Vraska knows I don’t like the extended standing and talking. She’s...very good at recognizing when I’m uncomfortable. I guess we’ve both been very good at that, and now we’re working on acting on it more often.”
Samut cocked her head, quizzically. “Was that a problem before?”
“Not at first,” Jace replied, pursing his lips. “but it was hard for a while after what happened here. I think it took more out of us than we wanted to admit, and it was affecting how we acted. That, and Vraska does so much for her guild. It’s like...well, it’s like a dozen full-time jobs, and I wasn’t supporting her as much as I should have.” He smiled at Chandra and Samut, and the smile, small and tired as it was, reached all the way to his eyes. “It’s been tough but, well I really think whatever we have is worth it.” He blushed a bit, and a second later Chandra recognized the signs of a minor illusion fluttering over Jace’s face, hiding the red in his cheeks.
“Still working a little on being honest though, huh?” Chandra elbowed him in the side, then threw her arms around Samut and Jace.
“A little,” Jace laughed. “I’m lucky to have friends who still call me out.”
They sat together and watched a while. The Rakdos musicians showed no sign of slowing down, nor did the dancers. Samut nodded off on Chandra’s shoulder after a few minutes.
“So, uh, it’s helped, then?”
“Hm?”
Chandra looked at Jace out of the corner of her eye. “The therapy? Talking to someone?”
Jace nodded, slow, then reached into his cloak. “I don’t know if they take clients still, but I can put in a word through Ral if you want.” He scribbled an address onto a scrap of parchment and handed it to Chandra.
Chandra nodded. “Thanks. I think that’d be good. I’ll um...I’ll let you know.”
Jace just smiled and took Chandra’s hand. They remained a while longer, as midnight slipped away into the early morning hours.
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Tagged!
meme and tag by @true-neutral-earth-elf !
oh boy what fresh hell is this! (i’m joking i love filling these even though im sure nobody actually reads my answers 😂 )
Rules: Answer all 25 questions to the best of your ability, then tag 5 other blogs.
#1. Which Primal Source Do you identify most with? Why?
I got the Earth Primal source in the official quiz, but i’m more into the ocean magic just because you can slap a binch with a tidal wave or gently comfort a friend with soft rain
why because i’m a water elemental Scorpio lmao
#2. Elves or Humans?
it’s like asking me to pick between amaya and janai and i’m not about to pick one or the other to love, but when it comes to the actual plot of the show i’m more interested in the elf side of the war. i want to know what they think of the impending conflict at the border, why they pushed out all the humans, why they dont like Aaravos, what they do so their hair is always luscious and shiny??
#3. If you had to choose, would you rather free Runaan from the coin or Aaravos from the mirror?
on one hand Runaan is a paid killer, on the other hand Aaravos did help kill a lot more people just for standing at the door for too long.
#4. Best animal companion?
BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAI
(aarthrapod is super cute too tbh)
#5. Best humanoid companion?
hunhh??? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GREN ?????????????
#6. You can revive one character, who is it and why them?
Viren’s morals, because his kids deserve better.
#7. Otp?
Janai x amaya Aaravos x the outside world Amaya x Gren Amaya x Gren x Corvus Corvus x Crow Master Amaya x Runaan if they’re bisexual, unless one or both are revealed to be exclusively gay in which case i’d want an enemies to friends subplot between them, just two vodka aunt/uncle motherhens protecting their wards #8. Unpopular opinion?
Viren is a great character and I pray Harrow is NOT in the bird
#9. Favorite headcanon?
Janai is also deaf or knows a version of sign language Amaya can work with
#10. Best siblings pair?
THE ONE BRAIN CELL SQUAD (soren and claudia)
I also kinda wish we got more Sarai and Amaya interactions
#11. Who’s your Queen?
FAREEDA ♥♥♥♥
#12. Lujanne offers you ice cream, how do you respond?
“oh, worm?” (i’d probably eat it i wanna know what worms taste like tbh)
#13. Be honest, do you have the guts to use dark magic?
i talk a big game but i’m gonna have to admit that i probably don’t have the guts for dark magic. i’m okay with personally preparing a catch i’m going to eat, but to use living things to make my hair glossy or someone’s armor especially fab doesn't sound like a sustainable business practice to me.
#14. Who’s best elf? Why?
AARAVOS HE HAS A STAR ON HIS NECK AND THE VOICE OF A THOUSAND COMFY SLEEPS
#15. Hot brown morning potion or leaf flavored water?
don’t do uncle Iroh dirty like that HOT BROWN MORNING POTION
#16. Best use for magic?
taking broken eggshells out of Gren’s birthday cake
#17. Who wins the best hair award?
that one moonshadow elf in the first episode waaay in the background riding a feathery horse
#18. Viren; misguided, evil, or actually the good guy?
i dont know what happened after the “on your knees” scene but he changed (as foreshadowed by him saying goodbye to Claudia) so i’m not labeling him as any of those things until we know why he’s doing what he’s doing.
After talking to a few Viren fans i realized that not everyone hears the manipulation in his voice when he talks about the throne, and wanting to protect Katolis, and loving humanity itself. i’m not saying those fans are wrong, or that they’re missing a point, but it’s possible that the voice acting is just so good and some of us are so jaded by our own past experiences that we don’t believe him even when he’s telling the truth.
#19. Would you rather fly with Phoe-Phoe, hike with Corvus, sail with Villads, or stay home with Opeli?
CORVUS CORVUS CORVUS CO
#20. Who’s your crush?
.......................... Gren ♥
#21. You’re being chased by a cotton candy hippo; reaction?
apologize to my dentist and then eat the entire whole hippo in one go (it’s a dream you cant stop me)
#22. Choose a champion.
Gren and Aaravos’ voice actors. (seriously if any of those two decide to make ASMR content where they speak kindly with no awkward whispering i will pay hard earned starving-artist money just to fall asleep to them)
#23. Favorite scene? Why?
any scene with Gren interpreting for Amaya, Gren looking at Amaya, Amaya hugging Gren, Amaya beating the crap out of Janai and then getting manhandled in return let’s jUST ANY SCENE WITH GREN AND/OR AMAYA IN IT OK
#24. Should Soren be a poet?
he should! “dragon smash boy, say the good words now” cracks me up every time i think of it and let’s be honest i think about it a LOT considering it’s been six months since the last season dropped
#25. Soggy Socks. (No more context)
dishonor on your cowgaroo!
i tag the 5 peoples: @beautifulterriblequeen @ame-draco @tenspontaneite @klashta-neali @misterartist
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A Hard Lesson in Perseverance: Chapter 10

Authors’ Note: Happy Sunday evening! Hope that everyone had a wonderful weekend! The story continues to unfold in Chapter 10! @vintagemichelle91 and I hope that you enjoy!!!
Like a sudden rush, the darkness slipped away and light filtered back into their lives. It wasn’t going to be easy, but Natalia and Rafael agreed that they would be there for each other every step of the way. After a cab ride filled with sweet words and promises sealed with kisses, they arrived home to make good on their vow.
“Sweet pea, slow down,” Natalia gently warned as Violetta stuffed her face with Mac and Cheese, per her request, for dinner that evening.
“Want to finish and show you my new book, Mami!” Violetta replied gleefully as she slowed down her chewing and took smaller bites.
“After your bath,” Rafael said as he wiped some of the cheese from her cheeks.
“I know, Papi,” Violetta sighed as she took a little sip of her apple juice. “No points for orangenality.”
“Someone’s sassy tonight,” Natalia smiled. “Wonder where she gets that from?”
“I’ll take that as a compliment."
And Natalia longed for more as they played until Violetta’s tubby time. Their loving home was back. It should be added to. Natalia wondered why she had ever been scared.
Violetta asked her Mami to help her with the new book after the first sentence. Her sweet pea seemed defeated for all of a second until Natalia weaved a web out of the words on the page.
“Upon learning that her curse had been broken again, the wicked witch’s evilness swelled so much that she burst into a thousand tiny pieces.”
Natalia turned the page as Violetta’s eyes widened in the wake of the story.
“She went boom?” Violetta asked, seemingly skeptical about the possibility of exploding for being naughty.
“Yes, she was so mean to the princess,” Natalia explained.
“Papi, can that happen?” Violetta turned to Rafael in search of answers.
“Muñequita, bad things come with a price. Now in reality, she would not blow up. But Tia Liv, Tio Mike… all of your friends work very hard every day to make sure that---”
“Rafael, don’t try to explain the criminal justice system to our daughter at this time of night,” Natalia scolded with half a smile as Violetta began to yawn.
“Someday she will have to know,” Rafael argued.
“When she is more fully awake.” Natalia glanced back to Violetta, who was starting to doze off.
“Fine, hermosa. Finish the story?”
The family snuggled deeper into the sofa as Natalia flipped to the final page.
“Eventually, rose blooms sprang up in every garden in the kingdom once again. And so it went: each evening Princess Rose sang her loving lullaby, so that all people fell asleep and had sweet dreams till break of dawn….”
Closing the book, Natalia kissed the top of Violetta’s head with a whisper.
“And that’s the end.”
“I’ll put her to bed,” Rafael promised as he carried the little girl to the crib and returned to find Natalia with her arms open.
“You made the story sound so sweet,” Rafael complimented as he helped Natalia to her feet.
“Must keep my audience engaged and interested,” she said as they walked hand in hand towards their bed.
“I’ll always be more than interested in you,” he whispered into her ear as he tenderly turned her into the wall. Sighing, Natalia let his lips travel down her neck.
“Promise me that’ll be true…always?” Natalia questioned as her arms wrapped around him tightly.
“You don’t have to ask,” Rafael said as he pulled back, his eyes blazing. “Siempre, hermosa.” His voice was a caress that sent her heart racing. Just like the first night they kissed in that salsa club.
Making their way to the bed, they fell into each other’s arms once more. Natalia traced smooth circles on his chest as he combed his fingers through her hair.
“Are you really okay with considering adoption?” she eventually asked.
“I am more than willing to try,” he responded without any ounce of hesitation. “I want our story to have a happily ever after, too.”
“I didn’t think they were possible until I met you. And even then…” Natalia’s face fell as she rested her head to his heart.
“Don’t do that. Please don’t be sad.”
“I’m still so sorry for everything I said in the past few weeks, Atticus.”
“Hermosa, you don’t have to apologize… I don’t want you to.”
“What would you like me to say?” she asked as she peered into his eyes.
“Maybe that you love me again,” he grinned.
“No problems there. I love you.”
Her lips captured his smile as Rafael pressed her closer.
“That you’ll keep reading us stories?” he pleaded.
“Tomorrow night it’s your turn,” she teased.
“Then that you’ll always be here to listen. Just… don’t go away from me again.”
Natalia’s eyes glistened with tears as she cupped his face in her hands.
“You’ve put up with so much.”
“Natalia, I don’t want you to---”
“But you’re always on my side. I remembered that today. I never want you to walk alone. I want to be right here and hold your hand.”
As she curled her fingers into his palm, Rafael tightened his grip before they slid into the secrecy under the blankets. Their legs linking, the hem of her nightgown rising until her skin was on his. Natalia sighed at the contact, kissing him until she was out of breath, hating to break away but basking in the light of his stare.
“I’m happy tonight,” she said.
“That’s what I want to hear. And I’ll do whatever it takes to keep a smile on your face, hermosa…forever.”
They lingered in the sheets, sleeping on and off and always coming back together to kiss and touch and vow to never be apart again. Her arms were draped across his chest as the sun started to rise and she thought of how lonely the city could be without a friendly voice.
And she didn’t want that for…
“Rafael?”
He muttered a light response into her shoulder as she swallowed and slowly sat up.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
“Can you… can we let Trevor come around and meet Violetta?”
“I don’t know,” he said as he sat at her side.
“Please, Atticus? He won’t hurt us. And he is my father.”
Rafael sighed as he touched his forehead to hers.
“I’m saying yes because I trust you. But let’s do it when Maggie’s out.”
“I want her to give him a second chance, too.”
“And I don’t want your sister upset. Trust me on this?”
Natalia started to protest before seeing his point
“Does Maggie know that she has a big brother?” Natalia teased.
“I’m just looking out for her. Make the call, Natalia.”
Natalia invited Trevor for breakfast to officially meet his granddaughter. Violetta seemed excited to have a visitor as she sat at the table with Harold right by her side.
“Trevor doesn’t talk like he from here,” Violetta said, ignoring her pancakes in favor of the man wearing dark-rimmed glasses.
“Trevor is from England,” Natalia said. “Where we went on our trip.”
“Oh. He come back with you?”
“Something like that,” Rafael said. Natalia narrowed her eyes as her husband waved one hand in the air and polished off his coffee before going for another cup.
“There are many enchanting castles across the pond, Violetta.”
“You live in one?” she asked.
“It was a long time ago,” Trevor said. “But I have stories.”
“Wait.”
Jumping from her chair and pulling Harold to the floor, Violetta held the pink arm up. Trevor blushed as he took his granddaughter and her mammoth friend to his lap.
“Now keep talking about castles!” Violetta demanded as Trevor chuckled.
“Well there… I have access to a place in the country. Not quite a castle, but I think we could open it up and---”
“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” Rafael warned.
“Papi, I want to go!”
“No, Violetta,” Trevor said as he tried to keep the little girl and the pink hippo in place. “I think your father’s quite right. And besides; I’m staying stateside.”
“You are?” Natalia asked.
“Too much to leave behind.”
Natalia hugged him and suggested that he help Violetta read from another storybook as Rafael eased her into the kitchen.
“So now he’s part of the landscape?” Rafael said. “Charming our daughter?”
“You promised to be polite,” Natalia whispered against his lips.
“Hermosa, give me credit for trying,” Rafael replied as he stole a quick kiss from her lips. “But we’re not going back to London.”
“No. Not when we’re this happy at home.”
They spent the rest of the morning watching Trevor play with Violetta and Harold. The little girl laughed as he lifted them both up and danced around the room. Rafael kept glancing at the clock on the mantle.
Until Natalia realized that he was simply smiling at the scene. Until Trevor reasoned it was time to be off, and he shrugged on his coat as Violetta followed him to the door.
“Promise to come play with me and Harold again?” Violetta asked.
Trevor bent down and kissed her little hand, “I wouldn’t miss it for the world,” he said with a wink. “You’re both such good fun.”
“Yes, please come again,” Natalia said as she took his hand.
“As long as I’m here,” Rafael instructed with a glare.
“Papi. Be nice!” Violetta ordered with a slight stamp of her small foot.
“Since he’s not going anywhere, I think that will work,” Natalia said with her hand on Rafael’s shoulder. “We would love another visit.”
“I look forward to spending more time with the three of you soon.”
“Four!” Violetta said. “Harold here, too!”
“Can’t go forgetting Harold. Goodbye, old boy.”
“Girl. Harold a girl.”
“Oh. I…”
Natalia started to explain when Rafael cut in.
“We’ll fill you in… when you come back.”
Trevor patted his arm as he took his leave. Violetta asked if it was time for lunch and wondered when Maggie would be home.
And Natalia smiled as she hugged her husband. How many times would she fall in love with him in the span of one lifetime?
#raul esparza#rafael barba#natalia barba#violetta barba#a hard lesson series#a hard lesson in perseverance#law and order svu#svu fanfiction
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