#good. fuck fnc
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Chip-âI didnât- I didnât know you had a sensitive side, Gillion Tidestrider,â
Gillion-âTHATS BECAUSE I DONTâ
Chip-âYeah?â
Gillion-âYesâŠI just have TWO sides, and BOTH are DESTINYâ
#heâs so traumatized#my blorbo <33#ALSO FUCK GILLION CRYING WRECKED ME#IM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME#(Iâm having the best time)#jrwi gillion#jrwi chip#jrwi fnc#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it riptide#just roll with it#gillion tidestrider#jrwi riptide quotes
507 notes
·
View notes
Text
magmas again
(magical girls here belong to @bardace !!!!)
#im nnot tagging individual characters i cant i cant noo#tiger and bunny#stardew valley#ace attorney#ahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my new sdv farmer yayy#elismolnigfarm#sure#im gonna make a post for him at some point ok yay#thejssprucetipfarm#drawtectives#jrwi riptide#project voltage#starlight entourage#dragalia lost#my art#magma#i censored like all the art of my friends bc fuck you go look at their blogs except the fnc by witchy cus itss too funny#go fkn follow scrolpencer and witchkittymeow and deathianartworks and bardace ok#last page was such a good art day idk what happened
314 notes
·
View notes
Photo
#this is a good one! thanks#adventure time#atimers#finn mertens#finn the human#fnc series#'submission'#it is fr so good to see finn again. its like meeting up with a favorite cousin at a family reunion. to me#ALSO wait fuck i just realized adventure time ended 5 years ago today. insane
889 notes
·
View notes
Text
I read foolâs gold and now itâs all I can think ab PLS SEND HELP âŒïžâŒïžđ
#jrwi show#jrwi#jrwi gillion#chip jrwi#jrwi chip#jrwi riptide#fools gold#fish and chips#jrwi fnc#fnc#THIS FIC TOOK OVER MY LIFE FOR A SOLID 12 HOURS âŒïžâŒïžđđ#it was so good#I donât really like pistolwhip bcs of more recent episodes but this one is the exception#These guys live in my head#rent free#rent fucking free#they need to start paying up I stg#reading fools gold cured every ailment#I feel energized#rejuvenated#they#they they
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
also thank fucking god heâs out of fnatic
#they almost breached his contract to try to get upset back when upset literally benched himself so he wouldn't have to play in current fnc#get fucked#hope rekkles gets picked up by a good team and idk fucking makes it to worlds or something#also people can say that technically he's still in fnatic he's just benched#but that actually means he's just. not in fnatic cause his contract has a clause stating he Can't be benched#anyways#he sounded really happy like genuinely fucking excited for this#i'm so happy for him#rekkles#lec
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
iâm so glad rowoon has actual lines for this album his voice is so nICE
#he had barely any for rumination#so this is such a good change#the bar is so fucking low man i'm gonna burn fnc#b.txt
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
fnc masterpost updateee
jay cameo in the fnc masterpost lets goo
posting my silly fnc collection (because tumblr needs to know that I am an annoyance too)(and I just love them way too much)
#this is the 3rd update#my god#this post is getting so fucking long#good day for yaoi enjoyers#going crazy going feral#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#jrwi#jrwi fanart#fnc#jrwi fnc#jrwi fish and chips#gillion tidestrider#jrwi chip
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
What your favorite jrwi riptide pc ship ( ACTUALLY) says about you
From the fnc guy whos also really good at pattern recognition
Starting w fnc. Obviously.
Ur GAY. But more importantly, you yearn for a deep, unconditional love. An Opposites that are perfect for each other kind of love. You fuck heavily with the âhero x villainâ trope and you love it when character development is fundamentally based in the characters relationship to another character. Being better for another person, healing because they want to see you healthy, kinda thing. Youâre also probably mildly dependent in relationships (Iâm so sorry)
Mockingjay.
Yall tend to be the chillest people. Youâre the folks that dont really go with the grain, but dont typical give a single fuck about other peoples opinions of you. Either that or you are DEATHLY frightened of being cancelled on twitter. You just think theyâre cute, and honestly? Slay.
Navyseal.
Holy shit fluff lords. You want them to hold each other and braid each otherâs hair. You definitely fall more on the âpeople who are alike have stronger relationships and can relate moreâ side of things. Youâre definitely autistic, consider this your diagnosis. You probably also want to see them be badass together.
Polypirates.
Youâre genderqueer. You cant make a decision to save your life. You probably donât get along well with your parents and you heavily subscribe to the found family trope. Iâm so sorry for so heavily putting you on blast. Anyway, go join a cuddle pile <3 you deserve it
I hit the max number of pictures for a Tumblr post so lmk if you want a part two
#praying the images upload correctly#this is all in good fun#if Iâm not 100% correct dont cancel me#also there will be no shipping doscourse in the comments/rbs#thank you#tigers rambles aimlessly#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi show#chip jrwi#iâm that fnc guy#gillion tidestrider#jrwi fish and chips#jrwi fnc#jrwi mockingjay#jrwi jay#jay ferin#jrwi gillion#jrwi navyseal
106 notes
·
View notes
Note
goin on anon to SECRETLY share positivity abt my friendssss hehehhehhe......
@hubblespacemission ROSEWATER #1 BABY!!!!! you get them so much yes 4ever
@phantom-does-a-thing the way you write your fics itches my brain so good forever..............yaay ^_^
@atomicraft YOUR TAKES ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING DUDE
@some-guy-liam cattlepunk numero uno!!! you make me think about them all the times
@here-there-be-drag0ns everything you write makes me explode /pos
@sodaquail YOU RUIN ME WITH YOUR CHIP AND PRICE TAKES. FOREVER THINKING ABOUT TO YOUR JOY I TETHER
@bizlybebo dakota cole guy.......you tempt me to watch pd <3
@tigers1o1 THE FNC GUYY!!!!!!! our mistakes is so fucking good dude itches my brain...........
ok i think that's enough for one ask. apologies mods blogs like this make me smiles forever :)
!!!!
22 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hii I've been thinking of Betty like non stop and bc I'm genuinely interested, as the #1 bettyposter what's one thing you could have changed abt Betty's ending? Either in AT or F+C :) hope u have a good week!
hmmm feel free to yell at me but. i think its really sad that betty doesnt get any sort of closure (at least in the simon department) in fnc while being like. so set on protecting simon still. even after her huge sacrifice in order to saving him once (given . clearly a deranged desicion made when she was fucking insane) shes still made to babysit him toward the end. her obsession was bad and made her crazy and that was what her arc in the show was about but not even after that does she get to act for someone that isnt simon or golb . i just think she should get to be something else other than The Character Who Saves Simon idk. i might be wrong about her purpose as a character in the show but mostly this is what i think. the ending in adventure time proper is pretty good!! i like open ends. which is probably why i dont want a fionna and cake season 2. please lave my wife alone thanks.
#ask#VERY very abridged version of my opinions but#listen. i want her to be more than that#i think she is a very interesting character fucking clearly im obsessed with her#and a lot of it isnt really expanded upon the same way it is with simon#sad! but oh well. i can make it up in my mind
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
CHERRYADE: TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE? It all sounds a little too perfect. Or maybe thatâs just me. Song Kyumin. Jul 1, 2021.
JAGUAR have emerged from their year-and-two-months period of almost complete radio silence with news that has shocked manyâor perhaps a little less than many, because you canât really expect to rise from the dead and still have millions of fans at your beck and call, ready to lap up any scraps you throw them. A new boy group is on the way, and their name is CHERRYADE. Something too sweet to drink all in one go, but too carbonated to sit on the tongue comfortably after just one sip. It seems rather on-brand for a company that has so far fed us one group that hated their failed-actor-turned-idol newbieâs guts, one soloist who kicked the chair after one (1) album that tanked, and a duo who Iâm still not sure were hate-fucking or making attempts on the otherâs life every time the camera turned.
This time, though, theyâre not unveiling their (sure-to-be devastatingly attractive) members one-by-one from wherever theyâve been hiding them, as per the last three attempts. Neither are they shoving their not-yet-debuted faces in our faces with too many social media accounts or mind-numbingly boring introduction videos. Instead, JAGUAR have made the decision to protect the idol-environment and reuse our past favourites, taking them from one unknown group to another. Arenât we lucky.
This isnât a new (or even particularly exciting) concept. You may recognise the formula from STRMRUNNER Media, who chose trainees from only the top companies to shove together in a now-superstar group named SO(U)L. JAGUAR CEO Ae Seungdae must have witnessed the success the seven have seen and decided he wanted a piece of the pie. They even share the same amount of members. But I doubt theyâll be greeting each other at any music shows or posting cutesy selcas on Twitter, because some of the boys selected for this âsupergroupâ of sorts arenât known to be the nicest.
First, JAGUAR reached out to FNC and asked if they would miss SLOW MOTIONâs once-leader Kil Doyeon terribly. The answer mustâve been no, as heâs rumoured to be the appointed leader of CHERRYADE also. Next on the list was METRONOME Mediaâs Duan Jieyang (who was more commonly known as DJ, although itâs been said heâs long abandoned that alias) and Jeon Haeil from their group ALGORHYTHM, disbanded in 2019, who had been in hot water previously for alleged fights breaking out between leader Daehoon and youngest Leviâwho, funnily enough, left the group and ended up in SLOW MOTION not long after.
The higher-ups didnât have to look too hard for the next couple of members, as they were right there in their pockets anyway. Qiao Yijun and Ahn Jaehee (our aforementioned failed actor) from BONSOIR were next on the roster, and the general consensus on that was that it was certainly an.. interesting choice to make. They were the two that seemed to despise each other the most, after all.Â
Next is one that may surprise some. Hwan Minhui (or GOGO, as many know and love him as) was recruited from SMâs much adored sub-unit NCT DREAM. Reactions were mixed, but the largest question of all was why. Alas, it doesnât seem like JAGUAR is going to be holding a press conference anytime soon to answer that burning inquiry. Or releasing any sort of statement, either. Thereâs far too much on their plates for thatâwhat with trying to get all these complete strangers to act civil with each other, and all.
The last member of CHERRYADE is the only new face that weâre receiving. Not much is known about him except his name, Lee Hasun, and that heâs the youngest of the lot. Letâs hope he doesnât receive the same treatment as Jaehee did, because otherwise this âsupergroupâ might last even less time than all of JAGUARâs other ventures combined. And we wouldnât want that, of course. Or would we? (Donât answer that).
Whatever the public may think of them, the one thing that is certain is that JAGUAR wonât care. Their age old motto of âany press is good pressâ has lasted them too long for them to be doing anything like reassessing their values or realigning their morals. Hell, some have even been saying that accused (or rather, knownâitâs something of an open secret at this point) nepo baby BONSOIR manager Hong Jaeyoung has found his new place as CHERRYADEâs handler, so from that alone it doesnât sound like theyâre going to be off to a spectacularly great start public-opinion wise.
The group are making their debut on August 1st, 2021âa mere month from now. What theyâre releasing is still a mystery (a single? An EP? A mini-album? Iâm as clueless as you are), but what we do know is that itâs going to be called DOUBLE DIP. I can vaguely glean the concept theyâre going for from the name alone. Teeth-rotting, sugary goodness. The type of stuff that makes your mouth feel heady and vision swim. Or your ears bleed, depending on your opinion on the type of music that JAGUAR has put out thus far. Their styling seems to be heading in the same direction, as the explosion of colour that makes up their seconds-long teaser video is reminiscent of a handful of candy scooped up into the hands of an eager child.
CHERRYADE marks JAGUARâs fourth attempt at an idol presence. Most of the hard work has been done for them, what with them lifting most of the members from other groups, but that in no way means they wonât meet the same failed fate as all of their predecessors. I feel that most deciding to follow the group will be doing so more out of morbid curiosity rather than genuine excitement for the content theyâll produce, and music theyâll put out. Right now they seem more like a ticking time bomb set to explode in an array of violently bright colours and burnt sugar than a group of boys thatâll be loved by the masses.
But maybe Iâm wrong. Maybe CHERRYADE will be the success JAGUAR has so sorely been wanting, and for more reasons than how many times theyâve been caught smoking, or leaving shady love hotels in the earliest hours of the morning. Maybe the seven will actually grow to like each other, and theyâll replace the previous reputation they heldâof catty and spiteful boys who were there for the money and to make the lives of people they didnât like as unpleasant as possibleâwith one that paints them as genuine, likeable people. Weâll just have to wait and see.
DOUBLE DIP. Whatever it turns out to be, itâs dropping August 1st, at 2PM KST. Do make sure to tune in, if you want to see what all the fuss is about.
Or donât. I suppose I wouldnât blame you.
S(O)ULâ âž»â @syoul
#â âș â ⶠâ SUGARHOLiC SELTZERâ â âž»â â development.#whoâs getting deja vu Sozz#kpop oc#fictional kpop group#fictional idol community#idol oc#fictional idol group
16 notes
·
View notes
Note
ahh, but consider,,
FnC Goose Enforcer of Destiny soulmate au??
Dude,,,,,, oh my god.
No bc i can work with this actually- ignore the fact I had to google what the fuck a Goose Soulmate AU was, read a couple articles, and realized itâs exactly what I thought it was. Youâre telling me thereâs an ENTIRE trope where a goose gets the love interests together?? HELL YEAH
okokconsider,
The Albatross docks on an island to resupply, thinking this would be a normal stop. But when the crew steps off the ship, they instantly notice an overabundance of geese, just absolutely everywhere.
Gillion is a bit spooked by the sheer amount of âcobra chickensâ, and is entirely convinced that theyâre venomous, to which Chip and Jay reassure the geese are (mostly) harmless. And then Chip promptly gets chased back up the ship by one.
After a little dialogue with some locals, the trio comes to learn that this island has a deep-rooted love for geese, as there is a legend surrounding them. They learn that the main village used to be two failing townships, owned by two nobles who absolutely hated each other, whoâs hatred bled into the entire island, and made the two townships completely incompatible. It was said that if the two worked together, they could save their people from starvation and sadness, but their pride stood in the way of the good of the people. For whatever reason, though, a goose appeared one day, and began harassing the noble to the leftmost township, chasing him and biting him and making his life completely miserable. Eventually, that goose chased him to his enemyâs homestead, and despite his pride he pleaded with the other noble to let him in. He complied, on the condition that the other apologize for all his misdeeds on his life. And after that, the two began talking. It was slow, and rocky, but whenever it looked as if the two were going to part ways, the goose would return and harass one of the nobles until they folded and apologized, and communicated.
After years of this gooseâs antics, the two nobles did something that no one expected, and fell in love. Soon after, they combined the two townships into the village they see today, and wrote a decree that all geese be cherished and protected.
Chip did not know why these feisty things ever needed to be protected, but whatever. Heâd be bit by that same goose from before when he voiced that opinion.
The legend continues on to say that if a goose takes particular interest in a person, it is because their soulmate is nearby and that person is past due their confession.
Chip also thinks thatâs ridiculous, but he mostly keeps that to himself.
The rest of the time spent on that island would be sprinkled in with Chip getting harassed by a particularly feisty little goose named Marco, an adorable little creature with a bell around its neck and a bite force that should not be on a bird. Chip often times finds himself hiding behind Gillion from Marco, because for whatever reason, whenever the little prick is around Gill, it gets all lovey dovey and sweet, and that sure beats the alternative.
Cue gay moments.
Once their time on the island comes to an end, Chip is washed over with relief as they pull away from the dock, now equipped with a new fear of geese, free from the ire of the birds. Until he turns around and sees Marco sitting on the deck, watching him with those evil beady eyes. Cue the goose.
Not sure how it ends buuuuuut you see the vision, hopefully :> what do yâall think?
#jrwi#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#just roll with it riptide#Jrwi fnc#jrwi fish n chips#just roll with it fnc#chip x gillion#jrwi gillion tidestrider#gillion jrwi#gillion x chip#Jrwi chip#chip jrwi#chip bastard#chip lastname#fic ideas#jrwi fic
45 notes
·
View notes
Note
Yknow what, fuck it, I know next to nothing about JRWI but I hope I wrangled a few of your favs
A gender headcanon and a headcanon about a weird quirk of theirs: Caspian
A headcanon about their family, and a headcanon about anger: Jay Ferin
An appearance headcanon, and a headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them: Riptide
OHHH HELLO THIS IS SO NICE !!!! HELLO HOPE THE DAY IS BEAUTIFUL AND KIND WHEREVER YOU ARE !!!
caspian: ough he is SOO gender to begin with. i like to think of him as like a big clusterfuck of gender sillies,, specifically like. non-binary/gender-fluid/transfem/demiboy. they use he/they/ae pronouns to me
i think a silly thing about them is that he is a traitor is very throwable. like ae just kinda rag dolls, wiwi style, but in a much more agile way. during the paramount championship, he and john actually attacked via john straight up throwing them and him using that momentum for an attack.
jay ferin: YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING ASKING ME ABOUT HER FAMILY AND HER ANGER RAGHHH
the ferin familyâs known for their iconic orange hair. jayson ferin has very straight, vibrant hair. mae ferin, who married into the family, has brown hair, but itâs very curly.
so, building off this hc, i like to think ava ferin had the same fiery hair as her father, and that it was also straight. jay still has the iconic hair color of the ferins, but her hair is very curly, representing the remaining love she still has for her family/legacy, but also showing how she does not exactly fit the mold of the ferin name.
and hee ANGER pugoaifohigiai something i could go on about all day.
i think jay has a lot of pent up anger she doesnât let go of, and so oftentimes thereâs nowhere else for it to go but inward. of course, sheâs found healthier ways of managing it but itâs still there. i think sheâs always been angry at herself, most of all. i think grief manifests in anger for her,, like anger is the strongest stage of grief she goes through (where for chip itâs bargaining and for gillion itâs denial)
riptide is the name of the general main campaign but thank you for trying !! just gonna do some rapid fire ones for albatrio
appearance:
-chip has very dark eyes, the kind that always reflects a lot of starlight (coming from a guy who always compares fnc to the sky and the sea)
-WINGED JAY FERIN NEED I SAY MORE
-gillâs hair is veeeeery long. i hc that in the undersea, one only cuts their hair as a sign of failure/after they have lost a battle. he nearly cut it after ep 53 but jay convinced him not to. heâs stopped cutting it since then
worst thing that happened to them:
-chip: i mean you could obviously go straight ahead and say it was the events of the hole in the sea/sinking of the black rose, but honestly i think it was the aftermath. i think it was about having grown up as nothing, then finding stability for only a couple years just to be tossed back into a turbulent life of bared teeth and stealing and violence. i think that his relationship with price is a really good instrument for showing that.
-jay: similar thing hereâ i donât think it was just the fact that ava died that hurt her, but the fact that nobody seemed to fucking care, not in any way that mattered. of course they all grieved ava, but her father was never around for jay when she needed him most. i think it was growing up without ava and with a shattered family that hurt her the most.
-gill: changing tempo here. i think that when he was banished (one of if not the worst thing to happen to him) his hair was cut very shortâ like up to his ears. the first time chip and jay ever saw him was with such short hair, and he probably felt somewhat ashamed being seen like that.
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
double posting but i HAVE to get this conversation i had with one of my friends last night out into jrwiblr
listen. we all like /r ships!! or at least tolerate them. but. god damnit i prioritize good friendship building
immediately riptide comes to mind because yeah i do love fnc romantically but god damnit theyre best friends. these two things can coexist, but if i had to choose, id absolutely hope they had a fucking banger friendship.
i think i treasure just albatrios friendship alltogether. im a jay ferin enjoyer (and if you arent youre WRONG) and i fucking adore her dynamic with these two equally loser guys. her dynamic with chip means so much to me (it reminds me of me and my found sibling. albatrio is us and our other one fr fr!!!) and im SO tired of people sleeping on it. im also a navyseal enjoyer đȘđȘ /p or /r
and i wanna say that a lot of fandoms minimize characters in ships to just that: part of a ship. i fucking hate it
people act like lizzie has no character outside of pistolwhip. i love her cringefail strong lady autism. cocme on.
this is a problem i see with a lot of fandoms, not just jrwi, and tumblr does their best to avoid doing this but i still!!1!! god
every jrwi character in any campaign does have a distinct personality by themselves, and im always going to advocate for people to see it. these characters are all fucking masterfully written and played. im so glad jrwi characters dont just have two personality traits and call it a day (though ive seen a lot of people say this about them which??? where is that coming from).
i mean, i just really prefer a ship to Add to a character than Be their character. (tangent: i am a horror movie fan. ive watched tons of slashers. if you write horror. do not make this mistake. do not be final destination 3.) any relationship between characters, friendly, romantic, hostile, anything. should not be their only personality trait. and jrwi does this shit perfectly
i love every character individually first, but its hard to not love them as groups aswell. i mean for fucks sakes the campaigns DEPEND on them being teams because its fucking dnd, but its the characters in a vacuum that really makes me love them.
i dont just love timothy rand for being part of nbr. i love him because hes a paranoid, stupid autism boy who is so hung up on his past it literally fucking tries to kill him. i love dakota cole because he wants to believe the world is naturally good, because he wants people to have a chance, and because hes so fucking relatable to an autistic audience. i love peter sqloint because hes a nerdy guy collecting rocks and his âonly character motivationâ was finding a log for his pet lizard. i love jay ferin because shes carving her own path, learning to live for others instead of survive, and fighting for what she really fucking believes in.
this even applies to npcs. every fucking jrwi character ive seen so far is endearing as hell and thats so important to me. theyre all distinct in their own ways and its taking over my brain.
tldr: jay ferin đȘđȘ
#jrwi#prime defenders#jrwi riptide#jrwi apotheosis#jrwi bitb#vyncent sol#dakota cole#jay ferin#william wisp#ashe winters#chip bastard#gillion tidestrider#graaaaaaaaaaaah#jrwi thanatos#kian stone#rolan deep#timothy rand#jrwi rumi#peter sqloint#michaels character essays
64 notes
·
View notes
Note
đđ can you tell us more about the fnc angel/demon au? đ„ș pretty please?
oh CAN i? okay first things first. this is entirely because of good omens s2 and particularly uses concepts from episode 3 about "angels/demons who go along as best they can". also canon gillion and chip are very azi/crowley coded to me (cmon, gill's a literal paladin sent to the oversea to portend the rapture that he's now doubting the need for and chip is a mischievous little bastard with too much charisma and until recently no concrete stake in anything except for protecting his crew) so yeah. anyways the information will be delivered in bullet points for each person
CHIP
was an angel. a pretty young one, at that. possibly came to existence around the 3rd millennium of mana's society
pretty mischievous and self interested for an angel. lets just say he fucked around and found out, and for it he was kicked out of heaven and fell into hell, but managed to crawl out like the stubborn bastard he is
the form he fell and crawled back to earth in was a young human looking boy. involuntarily, of course. but he often struggled to change his form in the past, instead letting it be dictated by his emotional state (another fairly chaotic and unangelic thing to do), and right now he feels small, weak, and vulnerable
he's picked up by the black rose, and, desperate to belong, he goes along with their assumption that he's just a normal kid, too weak to use much power or even change his form. for the couple years he lives with the crew, he doesnt grow. (this is chalked up to malnourishment.)
unfortunately, now that he's a demon, he has an Energy. and that energy attracts things. in particular: bad shit, and other demons. niklaus takes notice of this crew claimed by a seemingly inexperienced demon and decides to sink it for fun and to see what chip will do.
chip washes ashore on another island with two thoughts: one, he doesnt think he's allowed to be attached to anything good anymore without poisoning it, and two, he needs to be scarier in order to not be fucked with.
so he spends ten years hanging around ruben price, a man who acts so comically, stereotypically evil that chip occasionally doubts how mortal he is, but it seems like price just Like That. a handy trick of being a demon now is that chip can Sense types of energy- positive, negative, etc. what's scariest about price is chip gets nothing off of him, which is why he's the perfect person to watch
things come to a head when price forces chip to kill a man. and, well, its kind of what he's supposed to do, as a demon- but he hates it. in particular, he hates not feeling in control, and it angers him enough that hes finally able to use some demonic power to set price's warehouse ablaze and disappear into the night. (his hands are now blackened from where they caught fire and he now has a tail, being so unused to using magic that using it burnt away his human form to reveal the true form beneath it. he cant really disguise them back to normal because, again, bad at form shifting)
he sets sail on the sea and lands on an island where he follows a particularly strong negative energy to a tavern where he meets...
JAY
girl who's family basically run the navy.
her older sister was just mysteriously murdered around a year and a half ago, and she's going through it
by which i mean, She's Pissed. she wants whoever killed her to be found and brought to justice, preferably with the business end of her own pistol, but her father (an admiral) has fucked off to gods-knows-where and there's not really any leads at home beyond being surrounded by what her sister left behind... she's getting desperate.
she's bartending at her mom's tavern one evening when a guy her age walks in but he's.. wrong. somehow. there's dozens of lanterns and candles in the room, and yet he seems to cast a long shadow behind him no matter where he turns. also his hands are dark claws. she's pretty sure he's a demon honestly.
she's getting desperate and she wants leads. his appearance makes her feel almost irrational in how suddenly she remembers she needs to find her sister's killer.
so, with some part of her screaming that she is being very, very stupid, she offers a deal. vengeance for her sister in exchange for her soul. the demon looks weirdly surprised at this and tells her that her soul won't be necessary, that he needs a crew on his ship and all she needs to do is travel with him. so she accepts, they shake hands, and jay tries to ignore how much her instincts are screaming this is a bad idea.
they set sail two days later on the demon's dingy little ship and begin sailing towards where jay thinks the next largest navy outpost is, and on the way they meet...
GILLION
gillion is an archangel. he's pretty young, all things considered. he's not sure when he came into being, but he's pretty sure he's a replacement for.... someone.
gillion has a destiny, that's for certain. the heavenly council has been training him since his creation for some kind of destiny, though he hasn't really thought to ask what it is. he's sure it's good, though. the heavenly order would never mislead him into committing morally reprehensible acts in the service of a greater cosmic good, right?
his "life" is pretty rigid though. all training, no play, and certainly no contact with the mortal realm, that is, until he follows some of his superiors on their way to bless some admiral of some mortal navy. except... this guy is evil. its written in his the fake smiles, his body language, the way he listens to them with greed in his eyes.
and gillion was destined to smite evil, so he attacks him.
heaven, of course, doesn't take kindly to this, but instead of kicking him from heaven outright, they propose a test of faith: be stripped of most of his divinity and fulfill his destiny within a year in the mortal realm. it's not like he has a choice, so they kick him down to mana with only his sword and a little bit of armor.
he falls into the sea, deep, deep into an undersea trench, where the first thing he sees are a couple tritons. and, yeah, tritons seem pretty cool. so with the last vestiges of whatever divine energy he carries, he becomes a triton and uses his wings (oh thank gods he still has his wings) to propel himself to the surface of the sea.
for a while, he floats adrift, taking in the feeling of being wet and having the sun burn his body where it rests above the waves and the taste of salt on his tongue and the dark spots in his eyes that appear every time he stares too long at the sun. but that's fine. it's.... nice. he can almost forget it's a punishment.
after a day of listless floating, Something appears on the horizon, and then grows closer. its large, and brown, and honestly kind of shabby looking. but it looks cozy, a bit more hospitable than the ocean, and he sends out a dozen silent prayers and thank-yous when the ship suddenly changes course and begins heading Directly for him.
a man pokes his head over the railing of the vehicle and asks if he's okay. his hair is a really pretty color. his eyes kind of remind him of the fires lit to burn sacrifices that he's seen humans make a couple times. a blackened, clawed hand reaches out to grab his, and when they touch, it the crackle in the air feels like the moments just before a smiting lightning strike. he feels forbidden. but gillion's beginning to appreciate the idea of a rebellious phase, so he grips him tightly and lets himself be pulled onboard.
ITEMS OF IMPORTANCE
chip knows what gillion is, gillion does not know what chip is. chip is completely fine with this and is deciding to use it to his advantage in order to do minor devilish activities
what follows is basically the same plot until episode 14, though chip leans a lot more heavily into trickery and temptation
when it's revealed What chip is, gillion is not only Pissed but afraid for jay's soul, convinced that chip has been traveling with her in order to prey and feed upon it. he and chip duel, and gillion wins, as good so often does against evilâ but before gillion can smite him and send him back to whence he came, jay steps in and stops him long enough for chip to slip away below deck. she tells gillion she made a deal with him and he blatantly refused her soul, which is why she's travelling with him instead. gillion, now hopeful that he can redeem chip, lets it slide, but. has chip promise to cool it on the demon shit.
the reason why gillion couldn't sense chip being a demon for so long is because he, for some reason, doesn't feel fiendish to him. unfortunately, gillion is too stupid to further entertain this train of thought.
both gillion and chip regain power at the same rate, though their progress is accelerated whenever gillion feels they did something good, and when chip is feeling angry. (this will eventually change)
chip is very bad at being a demon, to the point where he's begun talking jay out of vengeance entirely because it makes him feel bad about making her worse. gillion, ironically, says she should hold herself to her principles and seek justice, in a comical subversion of the angel and devil on her shoulders. they have many an argument about this.
nobody knows chip is Fallen. its one of the main sources of his insecurities and hed rather not have gillion judge him harder, thank you very much.
when chip is offered to have a memory removed by blangus, he attempts to remove his memory of being an angel. this doesn't work, because the memory is a core part of What he is and forgetting that would unmake him. he decides to give up killing a man instead.
gillion's destiny is to bring the rapture. kind of a bummer! gillion's a little in denial about it and the longer he spends with humanity and witnesses their good and their bad and the hope they all carry within them, the more reluctant he is to fulfill his purpose. (it's fine. he has 6 more months to decide. its fine. it's fine. time goes painfully slow for mortals)
eventually the truth of chip's past is revealed, and gillion is Pissed, though not at chip. in hindsight, it's obvious that he was created to replace chip when he Fell, meaning if not him, chip would have been the one to end the world, and that thought sits worse for him than imagining himself doing the deed. perhaps when he gets back to heaven he will demand chip's status be reinstated.
chip is caught between encouraging him to forsake his destiny (he likes humanity, and he likes fucking with heaven's plans) and going along with his destiny to not get kicked out of heaven. falling is painful and awful and he cant imagine gillion playing any role other than good, and he doesn't want him to, because if you're not With heaven, you're a victim of the rapture, and he doesn't want that.
gillion is already halfway on his way to letting himself fall on purpose the more he spends time with jay and chip. he wants to be with chip as long as he can be but every time they touch gillion gets the feeling hes skating on thin ice.
jay is the safest pirate on the sea in terms of other demons and angelic presences trying to fuck with her, both gillion and chip have a deal to smite her father next time they see him.
in chips solo mission with price, he ended up sending him to hell instead of giving him the eye. it is not at all disconcerting that chip can do this
edyn is an angel who helped raise gillion and gave him an immortal soul as a pet. when he was sent to earth it manifested as a frogtopus, and after gillion was sent away edyn followed him to earth and settled down in allport to keep tabs on him through the navy
caspian is Lizzie's guardian angel
anyways theres more but thats the long and not-at-all short of it. hope you like!
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
YOOOO i'm watching the first savage and graal vod in NA, and i'm so excited for the fncs meta this season. i mean, not the shitty loot pool and playstyle meta, but the 'several EU pros moving to NA' meta.
i fucking hate playing fortnite in its current state, but i guess i'm like...the ex-high school soccer player that still obsessively watches barclays premier league (i literally just described my cousin, lmao)
i may be done with fortnite for myself, but watching pros, fncs, and other tourneys is still super hype and fun.
brooo, the fucking dallas penthouse!? the new savage cut!? i mean, yeah, i was crying about savage cutting his hair yesterday, but it looks so good in better lighting in the penthouse!?
let's go, savvy savsav and graalgraal!!! qualling grands? easy!
2 notes
·
View notes