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#🚨BABYGIRL ALERT🚨#WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE INADVISABLE#PLEASE PROCEED TO MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE#good to see you again asshole#swtor hunter#swtor#just squirrelly things
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heehoo, diakko mess here idk what the plot was but smth smth breakup and diana thought she could move on but actually cant sooo whoopie doo ladies and gents
#diakko#bleeart#little witch academia#dianakko#been a hot minute since ive drawn these two#i cant play apex rn because my dad is a cuck and asshole so ive just been here chilling#diana: i thought i could still get to see you. to hear you run over and say good morning#diana 'i couldve made her happy' cavendish#aw yeah baby were cooking in the tags again#diana cavendish#akko kagari
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recently watched a handful of episodes of Supernatural and im kinda impressed with Dean's steadfast belief that all monsters are monsters and can't be redeemed.
With that in mind... there could be some VERY angsty Danny Phantom crossovers with that as the main premise
#this has deff been done before somewhere#dpxsu#bones prompts#they wouldn't care that Danny is a kid. a monster is a monster and they MIGHT later do bad things so might as well kill them now#like thats the premise of so many episodes. They'd kill danny with only one small second thought#bone tangent time bc Supernatural is bonkers. These boys need a MIB mind wipe plus therapy if they ever wanna be mentally ok ever again#also reading fics and seeing gifs with the winchesters being sweet and sarcastic and shit was jarring#because after a few episodes you very quickly realize that the Winchesters Arent Good People.#Dean has enough red flags he should be bound with caution tape. the guy is a Grade A Asshole. Absolutely no idea how he gets women. Genuine#and oH MAN i thought yall were underselling just how needlessly dramatic everything is bc its very soap opera esque but YALL WERENT LYING#im certainly not gonna watch the whole show. I'd much rather read Constantine comics. he's better and knows he's a bastard#none the less it was a very fun show! It's neat seeing technically the good guys save the world. they certainly aren't Good Guys tho
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i just woke up and i guess we are fucked huh. cool. great. get me out of this fucking country i’m so serious like… i’m over it. i cannot handle four more years of constant chaos and bullshit everyday
#us politics#you assholes really hate women and gay ppl huh#fuck the electoral college#goddamn pennsylvania you really let me down#tell me how??? HOW??? did ted fucking cruz win AGAIN???#and good job undecided voters. you’re about to see the ramifications of your stupidity#i seriously have to get out of here bc i cannot fathom that there are this many dumb ppl in this country#dumb and hateful#i’m about to get high as fck and go lie down in the grass#work is cancelled today idgaf
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I like to think in the P.E au that Anya and Curly specifically get haunted hard by Jimmy's weird reality crossing guilt manifested.
It's targeting them because Jimmy's guilt grows more around them. The idea of him acting and playing nice despite what he did. It's like a buffet that allows it to pick from their plates.
Anya sees this stagnant version of her, blood from her mouth, clutching her stomach with a bottle of pills in her other hand. She's talking about not being heard, a pixel, relief from a burden. She tries to ask a question and it's never the right one. She's not understanding but in a way, she's getting that this version of her is in pain. She tries to help, extends a hand and asks how she can help, stop it. She stares and there's utter despair and disappointment in her eyes.
What did you do?
Curly sees this burnt mangled thing. But he can't call it that. Even with no skin and chipping teeth, covered in sullied bandages and smelling of death overdue, he can see his face. He can recognized that eye, he stares at it a lot in the mirror, usually a second one is attached but he digresses. They are just watching, staring and unmoving. He asks himself what happened, how can he help and his own retched mangled voice comes out from a empty maw.
I told you.
They have no idea what it really means. They don't know who to tell. Flashes of a life they don't know or maybe a future they haven't lived yet. Perhaps they treat it as their own minds trying to tell them something. They bare that burden themselves and that alone makes it heavier. Plumper. More appetizing to the guilt causing it.
Tragically that guilt is not their own.
#refining the au and the crew cant see the entity always but pretty much its always felt sort of like a mind over matter debacle#it is like the code scanner sections where only jimmy sees it but it can kinda interact with things to an extent like a force of negative#energy jimmy cant just outright tell them cause theyll just think he's insane but he can't ignore it cause he can't ignore the guilt anymor#anya and curly are its biggest targets as it is relatively easy for him to rectify the issues with Swansea and Daisuke vs the internalized#problems he has with Anya and Curly and its sort of about him no longer becoming that person he was in that future cause its the same#timeline but like divergence he was sent back with something awful and the story is less about forgiveness and more about repenting#hes still weird and an asshole he is being tormented but no one else gets seriously hurt so bittersweet#its like a fix-it but like imagine getting put into a perfect world with all the knowledge of ur fuck ups and now being haunted by the#guilt you will do the same shit again because you already have and having to prove you arent that person but then you also prove you didnt#ever have to be that person so you damn yourself even more like this doesn't end happy for Jimmy like ill tell you that but he'll actually#learn something so yeah thats somethting but everyone is still a little worse after this but can move on happily#the demons are tormenting each other by blaming them for Jimmy's actions invertedly cause while its not her fault anya in the reg timeline#def wondered if she stayed silent if this all wouldve happened even though it really isnt her fault and Curly knew deep down how bad Jimmy#was how bad he was to him and he likely told himself Jimmy would be the end of him and a lot of other but was so beaten down he couldnt go#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#nurse anya#jimmy mouthwashing#pe au#thinking of calling it pestilent equine au? that sound good? we like P.E is just the short funny name for it?
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new(ish) due South fic, anyone? In ascending order of spice, we have Strawberry Jelly, written as a gift fic for @cro-mignonette back when we were both on the tumblrs, on the stresses that can lead to alcohol abuse in remote areas, on Ray moving to the middle of nowhere and being undiagnosed ADHD starting to get bored out of his gourd, but mostly about... fruit preservation. As it were. Ahem. Rated T for teen because there are allusions to canon-typical violence between our beloved duo. Then there's Know I'll stay beside that telephone line, which wasn't directly responsible for the change in relationship status between me and @hereeatthiskitten but also wasn't not, so. Kept private because sometimes things are just too precious to be public for a while; she gave me permission to post it years ago, nonetheless, but did I? Look, it's there now, isn't it? Anyway, it's about longing, and repression, and how challenging it can be to change the shape of a relationship, even when you both know the other knows you want to. Talking is awkward, okay, sometimes it's easier in a chat box over the telephone. Rated M, because there is sex, but it's mostly alluded to, not described. Finally, we have the fully smut rated Book, Book, Duck, which if I recall correctly was just me trying to prove to @hereeatthiskitten that Fraser and Duck could so do the deed (ish), what that would look like, and what Ray's reaction would be. It's about... libraries? and alleys? okay it's about dopplegangers and public-ish sex and jealousy and desire. Explicit, no question, though once again, the point is the feelings. Please leave comments on this, it took me over seven years to finish, I crave the validation. That's it! Enjoy! Feel free to use this to promote your new-ish old fandom creations, too! Fic, art, gifs, meta, squees, literally any engagement with this cheesy buddy cop show that is way too good for being as absurd as it is!
#stoopid hetk told me to stoopid write a stoopid post sharing these#so i did#i hope you're happy#hereeatthiskitten#hmph#fic#due south#fic rec#my fic#yes of course i'm reccing my fic why the heck wouldn't i it's so freaking good#maybe someday i will finish the epppppppic victoria's child fic idk#fraser's such an asshole in that one#ray is so long suffering#and the kids omg the kids you need to meet the kids#just remember the odds of getting new fic go up with comments! even on other authors' fic!#seeing people get into dS again is definitely why I finally posted these!#ijs!#(comments not actually required! these are free gifts freely given! no strings attached!)#(for really real i promise. comments are only ever lovely gifts never ever obligations.)
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honestly getting tired of people acting like hoping trump wins to own the libs but in a leftist way is a valid political opinion that deserves thoughtful rebuttal. idgaf. it's fucking stupid and you're stupid if you think it. and i know you're not going to vote anyways so you can stop acting like people need to be nice to you about your dumbass opinions to "earn" your vote lol
#like what a lot of people don't get. imo.#is they're like 'look at what trump said this time!!!' surely this time you'll agree you'd rather kamala be president!!!#and it's like. no!#they see what he says (despite never reading the news lmfao.) and they WELCOME it#they see him say he wants to kill protestors and admires hitler. and that is GOOD to them!#not because they PER SE agree with him (although a lot of them also love hitler. but again in a leftist way)#but because they think it will get them closer to ending the american empire#they're accelerationists!#it's literally just. yeah he's bad for america. which is good for me because i hate america.#and you can't talk to these assholes like they can be reasoned with#they think the world is a video game and it's way cooler if more people die in video games!
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What if instead of taking his coat for themself, victim instead chose to rip it up in front of him? (They don't know he can regrow it)
technically, if it's intact enough to sew back together, it won't regrow! if it's shredded too finely though or destroyed it'd regrow though
but i am imagining victim burning his coat in front of him and despite it hurting alan is mostly just like. 'well. :\'
#tommy's foolery#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's stick!alan#tommy's aus#selkie sticks au#'i've burned his coat forever. good fucking riddance to this asshole's reign of terror'#vs#'are you serious. i have to regrow my coat now. it's the middle of summer. why would you do this'#victim sees him show up again later annoyed and fluffy and is extremely confused because nothing said ANYTHING about selkies regrowing coat#what do you MEAN this guy just can make another one
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There are two types of people who watched good omens season 2; the ones who ended up obsessing over david tennant (again), and the ones who ended up obsessing over michael sheen
#for the sake of this post everyone who doesn’t fit this dichotomy doesn’t exist anymore sorry :/#except for the both? both. both is good people. I support you guys#I keep seeing posts about how good omens s2 reignited peoples david tennant obsession + all the thirst posts made about him.. meanwhile Im#over here being tempted to watch the good fight again because roland blum is an asshole but I want to plow him into the ground#the urge to mass reblog michael sheen stuff is strong guys I probably wont be able to resist#good omens season 2#good omens 2#good omens#michael sheen#david tennant#me talking
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I had been worried that cutting my dad off and distancing myself from him would put me in a difficult position with his side of the family but I've actually reconnected with a couple family members over how shitty he's been and it turns out I'm not the first one to stop talking to him, he's been blocked by like two of my aunts And my cousin
#my cousin texted me out of nowhere yesterday and we've been chatting which has been really nice#and I asked her like btw did my dad send you to talk to me and shes like oh God no I haven't talked to him since he got drunk and rampaged#and I was like oh which time and she's like the one a couple months ago and I was like ayy me too lmao#so! turns out the only person who is straining and breaking familial relationships is him 🤔#not that he'll ever see the pattern that his sister and aunt and two of his nieces AND his ex wife/baby mama AND his own kid#have told him to get his shit together and stop being an asshole to everyone#but yknow#if he stopped drinking it'd solve 25% of his problems and therapy would solve another 50%#but he refuses to stop drinking or listen to anyone but other brainwashed trumpheads so! fuck 'im#dad mention#alcohol mentioned#anyway. feeling better about my choice to stop talking to him#he went off on my mom today and called her a lot of horrible things and accused her of leading him on#when she has actively been telling him since they got divorced TEN YEARS AGO that nothing is ever happening w them again#but since he doesn't listen to her he didn't hear it and just dug his pity party hole deeper#anyway. back to my night having a nice time and having a good relationship with basically everyone else in my family#unlike some people 🍵 🐸
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like on one hand i understand why people don't like subira at first, but i'm also getting tired of seeing people shit on her without actually getting to know her. and i know how that sounds, but she's literally fine. like yes death to cops but the in game order lady isn't the evil witch come to kill zeki and reth that everyone thinks she is. and they would know that,, if they did her quests,, or at least spoiled themselves and looked at the wiki,,,
it's getting embarrassing honestly
#spoilers#like Please just look at the wiki aldghlj#like trust me i understand the initial hate cause i didnt trust or like her at first either#but then i looked at the wiki to see what was going to happen#and realized it wasnt that bad#and then i did the quests and realized she's literally fine#like the order absolutely still sucks imo but she's fine#seeing hate when she first came out was chill and expected#seeing hate now after people have had every chance to get to know her and the quests is just embarrassing#if you dont want to see spoilers then dont keep reading these tags#but she Literally says that she doesnt hate zeki and that he's just being controlled and manipulated by the cartel#which he is!! that's literally what he tells us!!#she literally says that at most he would just have to pay a fine like my guys#and she doesn't know about reth at all#and by her lvl4 quest she doesnt trust the order as much and starts to doubt them#LIKE#she's not even evil! she genuinely believed in the order's mission but she changes her mind once she's presented with them being assholes#and again she's not even trying to hurt zeki or get him in trouble!! he's gonna pay a fine at most!! that's all!!!#and from what we have seen from her i genuinely don't believe that she would be against reth#she would absolutely feel bad and it could even end up being her wake up call to how the order's mission isnt good#and people would know that if they took the time to read her wiki or do her quests#but instead they make bad jokes about 'how dare people like the hot older lady who ends up being really nice and caring grrrrr'#like ajhdgljdag#begging you guys to just read the fucking wiki dude#its not really spoilers if you have no intent to actually do her quests#it gives the same vibes as when people say that reth is super boring and just the dumb cook because they havent gotten to know him#like this whole game is about lore and secrets and characters not being what they seem#im not saying people Have to like her but i am saying you look silly when you hate on her without doing her quests#yeah the devs actually just told me you can only hate her or make jokes about hating her After you complete all her quests#sorry guys :/
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whenever I see an op on a post replying to replies (?) and reblogs being overly aggressive, sarcastic, pointing and laughing at them and just being a smarmy dick it just makes my heart kinda drop.
because like, what purpose does that serve you? What purpose does being mean and insulting a stranger’s intelligence serve you? I get if there being annoying but still, other than a slight ego boost what does it serve you to do that?
if you think it’s funny, fact check, it’s not really. It’s not funny to be catty and mean to random strangers.
#talk away ⌞🍵🍋 ⌝#something something#people on the internet have grown comfortable being assholes due to their anonymity something something#just be patient with people#I promise you it does not cost you to be not catty and vindictive#I’m also not exempting myself from this#even I’m learning that it’s a much better use of my time here if I just block people#who interact with my posts#in ways that aren’t done in good faith or that I see as not good faith#just be patient#and#just be nice#kiwi goes on tangents again that make sense to no one but them#about post(s) they really should just stop thinking about#i should make that a tag#tumblr culture#tumblr discourse#I guess#just be kind to people#it costs nothing to be kind#“but what if they deserve it?”#if you think a person is acting in a way on your post that makes you think they “deserve it”#and I say this as much for myself as for you#just block them
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Self-taught artist? Went to art school? Why not both?????
Artist who went/is going to art school, but teachers ignored them/are never in class/just care about their favorites so they kind of had to learn things by themself and then go crawling like a worm to the professors and ask "like this?" And they grunt and nod instead of giving constructive criticism.
#steel rambles#or you know#when the prof uses your project to experiment so when they do their own thing they know what to do because they watched you#I am this close to get my painting and slam it on my professor's head#I told the other lab's assistant what that asshole is making me do and she was horrified#HEY AT LEAST NOW I KNOW IT'S NOT ME BUT HIM!#ha!#I'm gonna cry so hard lol I could have just done the project the same way I did it last year#“BuT nOu” he wanted me to “tRy SoMeThInG nEw”#FUCK YOU???? if something worked once why the hell should I do something harder with worse results?????#but I'm gonna do it anyway now#and it's gonna look good#because fuck you I'm gonna do a good job no matter how much this asshole is gonna try and make things difficult#but I swear if he doesn't take the difficulty into account when he's gonna give me my grades...#you'll hear about me on the news I swear.#just a few months and I'm never gonna see him again#just a few months!#AAAAAAAAARGH
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager#content#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me#robooty kun
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the sooner badboyhalo viewers realize he’s an unreliable narrator the sooner I’ll be able to sleep at night
#qbbh is unreliable he’s a little bit of an asshole he’s the worlds biggest hypocrite he’s self centered and in it for his own interests#he lies for fun he dishes out ‘pranks’ and ‘memes’ but cannot handle it when the role is reversed he needs things to go his way or he’ll#lose his muffins like#and I love it for him! his character can be frustrating sure but it’s fun he plays a good role!!#but bbh chat you are the bug under my shoe. be normal. learn what rp means for the love of god#media literacy! critical thinking! reading anything other than Twitter posts and hot takes please!#I’m once again seeing weird takes and it’s like man. qBad is so misunderstood. not for all the reasons you think though#he’s not misunderstood because he’s really in the right or good or whatever. he’s misunderstood because nobody understands his characters#views or intentions. i don’t think his character fully does either! unreliable narrator! please for the love of god!#I know I’ve made a whole other in the tags rant about this before but like it’s never been more applicable again#bad’s twitch chat be normal challenge level IMPOSSIBLE#and I don’t get why man. take example from the doozers w foolish. from jorge w bagi. Cellbit’s chat (for the most part) even#idk anyways#mcyt#qsmp#bbh#z speaks
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(drops this on the ground) oh shit (drops it on the ground) oh damn my bad (drops it on the ground) oh whoops (d
#suggestive#cw suggestive#question mark???#tagging just in case#anyway.#if you are a mutual and you see this. i am so sorry.#i had to get this out of my system i haven't stopped thinking about this game in 24 hours#vere#vere touchstarved#touchstarved game#listen. vere is hot but also such an bastard-y asshole that he loops back around to being hot to me.#yes that's the mc's hand holding the chain.#its cause thats what I WANNA DO TO HIM (is escorted out of the wendys)#anyway. go check out the kickstarter. please.#i don't have the courage to add my main art tag to this post.#do not perceive me ever again.#have a good day.
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