#good thing Simon did that online course to be ordained

[auspicioustidings]

John MacTavish is a good Catholic boy, goes to church every Sunday when he's home. Meets lots of good Catholic girls that way, the ones who worry over their sins and are praying for a good husband. The ones who don't understand what the feeling is Johnny is causing in them with his casual touches and deep laughter.

His prick would never take their purity that's so important to them, good Catholic boy remember? But their tights arses and wet throats don't have hymens to break and he shepherds them oh so gently to give their bodies over to his care. Doing the Lords work really, ensuring all that lust is worked out of them so they aren't tempted by sins of the flesh that would ruin them for a husband.

And if sometimes he slides his fingers into that wet, warm, virgin flesh and sucks the blood off of them after he's stolen a little something for himself without them realising? Well, his priest will listen to his confession and offer him forgiveness if he repents.