#good morning everyone!!!!! :) :) :)

[kittykatninja321]

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

[hamsterdads]

cozy stuff

[xxplastic-cubexx]

with these hands i can draw whatever i want

[friedmagazinebouquet]

Diomedes from the perspective of the Trojans vs the Greeks never fails to be entertaining, because on one hand you have the Trojans comparing him to Achilles, and saying how completely terrified they are of him

And then you have the Greeks.

[hellsitegenetics]

follower count?

reading this ask as a young orc named Follower who's describing what he does in first grade.

Follower count? Follower spell? Follower go to recess with friends and pretend to be horse?

[mugentakeda]

[shadowed-yet-vibrant]

It’s fascinating how little the US at large knew about Walz before this week, but at the same time… it makes sense. He wasn’t their governor. They haven’t seen the incredible work he’s done first-hand, and they haven’t had years to appreciate his authentic charm.

He’s never been a politician who sought out the limelight - everything Minnesota has done in this historic year of progressive legislation and policy has been relatively quiet. He’s not on the road jockeying for the latest sound byte on CNN or some podcast - he’s working to implement the policies people want. He’s tweeting about Mountain Dew. He’s at the state fair eating fried food and talking to his constituents. This is the governor we know. A man who cares deeply about the work he does and the people he represents, not the fame, not the clicks.

He’s genuine. Minnesotans know that. Now it’s time to sell that to the rest of the country.

[mysteriouslystarstruckcolor]

Not me tearing up first thing in the morning over a supportive email I got from @prideknights

[andorshitdaily]

Good news. We are one day closer to Andor season 2.

[fear-is-truth]

mature content ; mdni

mhmm… thinkin’ about charlie mayhew & his nympho gf

CHARLIE MAYHEW never saw himself as someone who struggled with self-control. sure, he rationalised the occasional indulgence… his body—like all things—was made by god, and surely the creator did not craft something so complex only for it to be neglected. he’s convinced himself that intimacy, when shared with deep affection, is just another way to honour the divine.

but then there was you. with you, his restraint was nonexistent. you weren’t just a temptation—you were a fucking force of nature. a wildfire, and he was the dry brush waiting to catch flame. charlie could barely open his eyes before you were on him, waking him up with those soft, insistent kisses, hands already pawing at his chest like you couldn’t wait another second to have his cock stuffed in your aching empty cunt. again. he should’ve known better by now—known that once you had him in your sights, he was done for.

“you’re impossible, you know that?” he mutters, though his hands are already moving to pull you closer, his groggy protests completely hollow. watching through heavy-lidded eyes as you suckle on his finger. he knows where this is headed; it’s the same every time. you don’t just want him—you consume him, and charlie, for all his hours of preaching celibacy and self-restraint, doesn’t stand a chance.

and oh god, the sinfully glorious fornication. good thing his priest collar is high enough to hide the marks you leave.

[thatbuddie]

if we don’t see eddie hold a baby while having a mustache and buck visibly and clearly losing his mind about it in s8 then what was it all for?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

sequel to this ig but more importantly congratulations to Francesca for winning the Name The Cherik Cat poll !!!!!! theyre stuck with her now.

bonus:

[amid-fandoms]

i am completely devastated

[stunfiskz]

1 like = 1 more piranha getting him 🙏🙏🙏

[mistressemmedi]

Ready for today's race

[rayllurn]

"I would do anything for you."