#good goly

[xayspancakeee]

UPDATE:

oh my lord-

shiet, baby knew i was super down for losing the pity pull. omg.

i tell you man, baby is always listening and being attentive, and with that…. HE IS HOME. 💖🤧

my love, my light, my knight in shining armor, my prince charmibg, perfect boyfriend, lover of mine, king of my heart, sweet bunny baby, god I fucking love him. 💜

i can finally live my fantasy. kekekeke.

i am distraught.

lost my pity pull to sylus’s within reach memory card-

the pain of being bamboozled in gacha games has finally arrived on my doorstep. .·°՞(¯���¯)՞°·.

god, i am now like… 26 pulls away from another pity pull but do i wanna risk it tho?

ragghhhh help.

to be fair, xavier did send his luck and joy over at tete-a-tete… but still!

[urnumber1star]

Welcome back to another episode of, Star Watched A New Show And Doesn't Know How To Handle It!!!

I watched Cyberpunk Edgerunners the other day. Let's just say I'm very obsessed and tears were shed :')

[fag-by-daylight]

Fuck Knight, me and my homies hate Tarhos 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[vriska-serketboard]

HAH GET WRECKED GOLI

[dandyshucks]

I feel like Guz's golisopod (which I need to come up w a name for.... along with nailing down what the rest of his team is and all their nicknames fdsjkl) is more like me in that he's shy and anxious, and then my piplup (henry !!!) is more like Guz in that he is brash and cocky. which is REALLY funny to me. little penguin attempting to intimidate a giant armoured arthropod and somehow succeeding 😭😭😭😭

[kanna-kizuchi-enjoyer]

why do I have the vocabulary of a surfer named Bradley but also a little boy from the fifties

[heavenpierceher]

just played portal 2 for the first time yes somehow ive never played it before. reposting my thoughts as i played here:

I fucking hate wheatley. Little white cuck ball

As i understand it wheatley turns out to be like Secretly Evil later or whatever but like he’s so blatantly passive aggressive and casually shitty to you that i don’t see how anyone didn’t go okay fuck this guy immediately. Like he’s clearly acting as a sort of arm of aperture itself which constantly bombards you with like jokingly ableist/eugenicist/classist/misogynistic shit

like the juxtaposition of him being a huge asshole because he thinks you have brain damage and the announcer being like ‘ok if you’re old or stupid go back to your Primitive Tribe so we can have Good Subjects for Progress’ is 110% deliberate

also him assuming the person who killed glados was male LMAO

I want glados so bad

Some arasaka tower shit is happening to me

My psionic warriors find me art of chell dribbling and dunking wheatley like a basketball

Glados wants me so bad

my coworker losing his mindddddd 😂 😂 😂

I’m finding these puzzles easier than portal 1 but like in a good way. more intuitive

Also this has almost certainly been said before at length but god valve is so so so good at environmental design

HL is really good too obviously but it really shines in portal where they get to play with contrasts

the really harsh visual contrast between all of portal and the escape stages and the fact that you can see hints of it before it happens. chefs kiss

Single biggest visual improvement: the scary fucked up water that kills you

Yeah I do wish id played this earlier LMAO

glados hums me beautiful songs

I’m imagining that literally none of this is landing for chell like she doesn’t care. and/or glados is just making shit up and so chell also doesn’t care

wheres the dev thing where they were like ‘chell doesn’t talk because she’s just fucking pissed’

She's literally obsessed with me

Genuinely why does anyone like wheatley I'm gonna crush this little shit like a soda can

Guy accuses a woman who has literally never spoken to him or responded to a thing hes said of being bossy

At least the ways in which cave johnson sucks are really funny

i was talking about how wheatley is kind of a stand-in for aperture as an entity and i think cj is a continuation of that. like the above screenshot lines up as being an evolution of cj’s distaste for the ‘lab boys’ and ‘bean counters’; a top-down disdain for the people actually making ‘progress’ possible and keeping things running

me when i have 60 dollars

Valve in particular has a way of making its social commentary so pointed and over the top that its funniness almost but not quite overshadows the point it’s making. In a good way let me be clear

Like it’s so ridiculous you almost forget it’s criticizing/interrogating real phenomena that it’s honestly not depicting that absurdly because everything is very very intentional

i like the idea of chell being like. essentially an ordinary uninvolved person as much as she can be just thematically. glados is petty in the way that humans are petty, she chooses insults that are like… low-hanging fruit because of the environment she was cultivated in, so i think it’s both funnier and more thematically resonant if chell is like. Not even a little bit emotionally affected by glados fucking with her she’s just like Get me out of hereeeeee

A lot of people’s theories about this game seem to rely on glados being truthful which is fucking hilarious

woman who is making shit up to fuck with you: I am making shit up to fuck with you gamers: goly FUCK theory #CONFIRMED?????????????

aw hell no not the aperture science ejaculation gel

Wheatley can you quit jacking off over mic. Genuinely discusses me I hope he explodes

I do not want him to experience pleasure in any form much less as a result of my actions

The fucked up turretcubes are very cute though. Like hermitcrabs

Oh hey it’s the part where he kills me

this is a really good visual gag

Genuinely how does anyone admit to wanting to fuck wheatley how is that not an incredibly embarrassing thing to admit to

how sexist the adventure sphere is was funny and again it is not common for me to say that. valve just knows what they're doing

She’s holding my hand…

Rent free in her fucking head

Rent. Free.

Literally obsessed with me.

I don’t think it’s supposed to do this but it’s on a black screen with no options and has been for like five minutes and i sat there for the entire five minutes like ‘wow this is so poignant…’

Anyway yeah that kicked ass

[willwoodtism]

Two posts in one day!?!?! WHAT IS THIS,WHO TOOK FLORENCE Good GOLY!!!

[xayspancakeee]

help.

mr onychinus leader enjoying belly rubs? ahhhhh

my. GOD— more teasing with dr zayne? *cries*

DUH??? OMG YES. 100000000% YES. YOU’RE THE CUTEST.

i love them to bits.

[ask-gardenview]

once when i was playing dandy's world there was a boxten distracting, and i know what you're thinking, but good goly gosh he was the best player I've ever seen, we got twisted pebble 2 times in a row, and nobody got hit, and in one of those times, IT WAS A BLACKOUT

"Oh, I could never.. good for you, though..!"

[pastara-cell]

I did it :D

It might blurry due to my camera, but it's Rat 1 Scott and Owen Scott saying he asked for no pickles while Owen's in the back telling Scott it's fine and he'll just pick them off

OH MY GOODNESS GOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS GUACAMOLE FLIPPING WHAT THE HECK/VPOS

🫶🫶🫶 UR ART HAS MY HEART IM EATING IT VERY HARD RN THEYRE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA

[apteryxparvus]

L ♡ V E R ⇌ L ⦻ S E R — chapter 1

Chapter one — Let the witch-hunt commence

Pairing — Scaramouche / Female Reader

Content warning — mentions of bullying

Summary: In a twist of unfortunate events, you find out that being exposed as the target of Kunikuzushi middle school bullying escapades was just the beginning of your troubles. To your dismay, you’re thrown even deeper into the glamorous but artificial world of celebrities. Oh, and the cherry on top? You’re forced to pretend to be in a long-term romantic relationship with none other than said ex-bully. All because of a careless misclick by his social media manager.

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As you pack your scattered notes — messy scribbles and doodles on the margins of the torn notebook pages — there’s a light commotion at the entrance of the lecture hall. The heavy door opens, and Alhaitam’s presence fills the room. From the corner of your eye you notice one of your classmates blush. Your friend’s heterochromatic eyes lock into yours, his lips forming a thin line. He silently beckons you to join him, the gesture almost impossible to see.

“Goli,” you call out to the girl sitting beside you. "I'll send you the document link tonight, and maybe we can start working on the research question over the weekend.”

“Yeah, whatever,” she waves you off dismissively, brown hair cascading around her shoulders as she swiftly rises from her seat.

Biting your lip, you fight the urge to confront her — not in front of the professor and the rest of the class at least. The underlying tension surrounding the two of you and her cold demeanor is nothing new. You know it stems from your close relationship with Alhaitam and the bad blood between the two of them.

Navigating through the rows of the lecture hall, you make your way towards Alhaitam. He stands next to your professor, engaged in conversation, but as he notices your presence, he bids farewell to the elder with a curt nod.

“Kaveh is already at the garden,” he says, leading you across the crowded Akademiya hallway towards your lunch spot. From a distance, you catch Goli and her boyfriend, Siraj, glaring at the two of you. You curl your lips in distaste. But you know it’s best not to initiate any arguments in the middle of the packed hallway, and definitely not in front of Alhaitam, who will undoubtedly end up lecturing you on proper Akademiya etiquette throughout the day.

The scorching summer sun greets your face with its warm embrace as you exit the building. Numerous students linger around the courtyard of the main building, some weighed down by hefty tomes of books. Tighnari, followed by two younger looking students from his Darshan, waves at you and Alhaitam. Moments later, he disappears into the crowd of students hurrying to their next classes.

Arriving at Razan Garden, you’re greeted by Kaveh’s beaming face as he indulges in a pani puri piece. He sits on a small picnic blanket, surrounded by takeaway containers and soda bottles.

“Did you buy all of this?” you ask, turning towards Alhaitam with a quirked eyebrow.

“Hey!” Kaveh yelps from his spot, cheeks puffed out. “Do you think I’m incapable of buying food?”

“More like incapable of saving money,” the gray-haired male retorts.

“Alhaitam, you… you!,” Kaveh grumbles, crossing his arms.

A small laugh escapes your lips as you settle onto the blanket. Kaveh went all out with the food — the snacks range from sweet and sticky pieces of baklava and crunchy pani puri accompanied by a delightful blend of sweet, sour, and slightly spicy chutney, to his favorite fatteh, with the biscuit’s crust intricately arranged to resemble a palace. 

Grabbing a pani puri, you dip it into the sauce, ready to take a bite. Just as you're about to devour it, Kaveh interjects.

"So, um," he starts, a hint of awkwardness in his voice. "How are you feeling?"

"Good," you respond quickly, stuffing the crispy ball into your mouth. The flavors explode in your mouth, and you wait for the slight tingling sensation to subside so you can continue talking. “Could be better for sure. I really can’t put up with Goli, but it is what it is.”

Kaveh looks concerned for a brief moment. “No, I mean… with the whole 6reeze thing.”

"Breeze?" you question, your confusion evident. Alhaitam and Kaveh watch as you raise your arm and wave it around in the air. "It's almost forty degrees, Kaveh. There's no breeze."

“6reeze as in the Inazuman band!” Kaveh exclaims, growing increasingly exasperated.

You glare at him, now even more perplexed. He’s not making any sense, and in typical Kaveh fashion, he’s getting annoyed over nothing.

“Why would I care about some Inazuman band? Kaveh, are you sure you’re okay? Did you get a heat stroke or something?”

Kaveh lets out another frustrated noise, as Alhaitam interjects, handing you his phone. Curiously, you take the device and start scrolling through the Twitter page opened.

“Oh. Oh. Um… well, that’s interesting,” you manage out. Your attention is caught by another tag with your name attached to it, but before you can click on it, Alhaitam swiftly swipes his phone back from your grasp.

"I… uh… am not really feeling hungry anymore," you mumble, your voice barely audible as you push the barely-eaten takeaway containers away. The taste in your mouth has turned ashen, and swallowing feels like an impossible task, as if each gulp is met with resistance. Anxiety slithers around you, wrapping its tendrils around your heart and throat, choking, squeezing tight.

You feel vulnerable, exposed and raw.

"I'm gonna go home… and… um… chill a bit and think, yeah? Don't mind me," you manage to stumble out, mustering a forced smile that doesn't quite reach your eyes. As you begin to retreat, Kaveh sits up from his grassy spot, concern etched on his face. He’s about to follow you, but Alhaitam swiftly grabs his wrist, shaking his head.

He knows you better than anyone. And he realizes that in this moment you need to be alone to collect your thoughts.

Author's note: here's the first chapter with a long written part, sorry about that 😅 next chapter will be out on tuesday hopefully

40 degrees celsius is around 100 in fahrenheit. also goli and siraj are two npcs from alhaitam's story quest

Taglist — @scaramoo @bananasquash @yukiipc @theblueblub

[yumiblogs]

DIARY #' I don't remember

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Sooooo, it's been awhile, I got tickets for the Stray Kids DominATE Tour vip + soundcheck.

So happy for this but I want to look good on the day of the concert

I've let myself go and it's time to change things, and this concert is my motivation.

Yesterday I started my diet. It's called the Egg Diet but I altered it a little.

For the first 3 days all I'm going to eat is 2 meals per day: 2 eggs for breakfast and 2 eggs for dinner, with water of course. And around 7-8pm I'll dance to kpop choreographies.

It's for 3 days and it's to detox my body. After the 3 days I'll add to it, since it's the egg diet I'll have to only eat eggs with other things like vegetables. It's tricky and it lasts 1 1/2 weeks. After this I'll eat chicken and salads for another 1-2 weeks then start the egg diet again. I'll rotate between the two until the month of the concert which is June.

I've made the calculations and if I keep doing this will June I'll be around 160-170 pounds.

Also, I'm taking 2 goli gummies, the red bottle and the blue bottle. I'm looking to find pills or pounders to lose weight faster.

I don't care about myself so the faster I get to lose weight the better. It's much needed, if I have to starve then it's okay by me.

Anywaysss here is my starter weight and I'll update this post with dates on my progress :)

If anyone has any pills, drinks, powders that can help me lose weight faster then please let me know. Again, I don't care about myself so the stronger the better please.

February 4th: 210 lbs

[wisconsin2002]

*Sigh*

Everytime I enter this tag I'm reminded why I left it and don't fucking enter it ever in the first place. Motherfuckers constantly complaining about DEMONS FROM HELL being horrible people again for like the 100th time just fucking raddles my brain how some motherfuckers haven't grasped the concept yet that they have BY THEIR OWN WILL picked up a show about DEMON ASSASINS FROM HELL GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE! And expect those same motherfuckers to be good redeemable moral people and make amends FOR YEARS OF MISTAKES AND PAIN like 3 episodes later.

And yet you got whinny cunts always wondering why the DEMONS FROM HELL aren't good people yet and why their morality remains shit still.

Good goly gosh I wonder fucking why the DEMONS FROM HELL aren't good people. I really wonder why.

If you dont like the shows writing that's fine. I myself have not really liked much of helluva boss season 2's direction and writing and criticize it on my own time aswell.

But if you're seriously still on about the characters in this show being assholes and not good people and that bothers you

YET

You still BY YOUR OWN WILL sit like a hungry dog at the dinner table waiting for food and anticipating the next episode when you know you're just gonna bitch about it and not like the characters anyways:

Touch this please. You can thank me later.

[hauxicrook]

CID 2 EP 1 has so many flaws 😭 like plot is good but many attention to details is 0 stars out of five, plus crappy vfx

But guess what I still enjoyed cuz phele bhi esse hi toh dekhta tha, goli bahar se train ke andar aayi kaach futa par awaaz kisi ko nahi aayi zara bhi, bas jab goli lag gayi khoon nikla tabh sabko pata chala like what 😂

Say this infornt of family have a laugh they'll have a laugh and we'll continue watching it and will enjoy, cuz something abt it makes me enjoy it idk what

And CID 2 mai toh just seeing everyone together again made me happy

[gargrizzled]

FF.net Brood Fics

So on this day of Broodmas I would like @eternalbrood to forgive me for bending the rules of the event a bit. I'm not creating any fan works here - but rather gushing about the works of Fandom past.

But why? These fics below the cut were some of my favorites years ago; and a motivation for many of my own works then and today. Two in particular are big influences on my trouble child, Blood Brothers. I would like to share them with you all that might not have read or heard of them before, so as to spread the joy I'd had when first reading them myself as a young wanderer through a ghost town fandom 😁

Dawn Of The New Brood by Kes-Bluehope

I won't lie guys, not to play rankings but this one was top tier fav for me back in the day. It has a tasty blend of mystery, drama, and vampire creepiness. It's also quite easy to read, not in a way that lacks quality, just a style you can get into quickly.

Together Again by HardyKat

Great one-shot featuring one of my favorite takes on a darker Gangrel. It also feels very... believable. Like, I can feel like something like this could've played out as a storyline back in the day.

Watching and Waiting Series by Alexis4

Watching and Waiting

No More Waiting

The Hard Part

Reunion

A series of one-shots where Gangrel lends a hand in reconciling Edge and Christian during their original fued. Another that feels like I could've seen it happening as a series of segments. I recommend these the most if you're looking to read some feel-good Brood fics.

Devil's Due by Fellowshipper

I'll admit I have yet to reread this one so I can't recall much what happens in it, it's been YEARS, but good goly did it leave an impression. The writing here is fantastic, I remember that much. The author is lovely at E&C melodrama but delves into some heavy topics sometimes, so fair warning going into it.