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I genuinely forgot how to breath.
Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze I’m on my knees, wow.🙇♀️🫠🫠
#lucy bronze#no words just her.#I’m so gay for this woman#god i am not your strongest soldier#her muscles good lord drop that workout routine#also hello ponytail Lucy you are everything to me
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Anyone wanna know the weirdest thing my mom said when watching s2 of good omens?
ok here goes
When aziraphale hit crowley with the "I forgive you" my mom gasped lightly and went "It's because religion forbids him" and I honestly just sat there like ???????????????????????????????????
#demos ramblings#good omens spoilers#good omens#sorry this happened like a month ago and ive told no one abt it and its been eating me inside#what the fuck did she mean by that#since when has being gay been a problem.... IN GOOD OMENS NO LESS???????#'im sorry crowley i know we just spent like the past half week trying to get two women to love each other but god said i cant be gay'#'crowley dear can you turn into a woman real quick so god will let me kiss you'#'neither of us are men but god said no gay shit and who am i to disagree yknow?'#welcome to straight omens we've turned crowley into a strictly she/her cis woman played by uhhh idk scarlet johansen or some shit#because theres one line in the bible that said no funny business allowed
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I still don't know why people are so flabbergasted and offended and disgusted by kaeluc. "But they're BROTHERS." Okay but they're not related. BUT IT'S (pseudo) INCESTUAL. Okay but they're gay? BUT IT'S MORALLY WRONG. They're two consenting adult gay men in a consentual adult homosexual relationship. Who exactly are they harming?
#rambles#I'M NOT EVEN INTO KAELUC#'oh so you mean you'd be completely fine with it if they were blood related?'#how many times do i have to say this they're GAY#gay incestual sex harms no one but their relationship with god#i mean gay sex already does that but i digress#at least in christianity i mean#can't talk for other religions#the instigator part of me wants to tag this as the characters and ship in question but i am a good person#i don't harass others with content they don't want to see uwu#anyway this ekolu once again talking about gay incest on her blog#now let's turn to sheri with the weather
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If Kipperlilly DOES end up betraying Porter/Jace as part of a secret other scheme she has (whether good or evil) and it has to do with saving Lucy, I just know she’s going to be a bitch about it and pull a ‘sorry, I only save High Five Heroes’ before leaving her other friends to die or some shit. And then she will take her final form: Magic Betty from Adventure Time, betraying her allies and saving her frost gf at the expense of the world. It would also parallel what Ankarna is going through (‘your girlfriend’s out of town, it sucks’, becoming a little imperialist rage machine under the influence of Porter/Sunstone but not being able to fully turn on Lucy despite going against her values and turning into a violent weirdo). This is my wish. My dream. I am manifesting it. Magic Betty Kipperlilly I believe in you.
#I am currently painting clown makeup on my face rn but this is what I’ve been rooting for from the beginning so let me dream#Come on though she HAS to have some other shit going on though right?#She was DEFINITLY in that temple when the Bad Kids said Ankarna’s name#Brennan literally rolled#and we know she was in Porter’s office#so WHY hadn’t she told him Ankarna’s real name yet? We know he genuinely believed Fig found it#Also the BKs couldn’t see who was in the window during the Wanda Childa scene#Which one of the RGs has invisibility?#HMMMM#Wanda saying ‘Kipperlilly? Why are you doing this? Is it because you’re jealous?’ before getting carried off by a fake Porter would let KP#know ‘okay they FULLY saw what happened after I killed Buddy and are onto us’ which would cause her to follow them to the temple#Also…if NONE of the Rat Grinders knew Ankarna’s name then what did Lucy write on her form to change her divinity???#We KNOW it was Ankarna’s name and not the ‘symbol representing her’ because no one could see it BECAUSE the god was dead and no one alive#knew her name#Which means Lucy HAD TO HAVE KNOWN and was keeping it from the others right?#And when she died and didn’t come back they were fucked because they couldn’t even check the form anymore#But#Brennan also said that if Porter WASNT using Devil’s Honey and genuinely believed in Rage And Conquest goddess Ankarna instead of just her#domain then he and his ritual would (maybe) bring her back instead of killing her permenantly so he can take her domain#And idk#A powerful goddess of rage and conquest who despite everything can’t be turned against her sister and ex#who’s resurrection would mean the rune could be broken and Lucy can come back to life#One who has (or had) a personal vendetta against at least one of the bad kids#and a personal vendetta against the people who led to Lucy’s death#that sounds pretty appealing to someone as spiteful and obsessive as Kipperlilly doesn’t it#especially after her best (maybe only real) friend died and didn’t come back#especially if she stayed dead specifically to stop Porter#Again I’m putting my clown makeup on but I don’t want her to be secretly good or anything just unhinged and gay and a parallel to Ankarna#Please world let me have this I’m on my knees#dimension 20
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My madoka magica hot take is I like sayaka/kyoko as a ship more than madoka/homura
#madoka magica#both ships are very very good and make me feral but god kyoko/sayaka really caters to me#i am biased cuz sayaka is my favorite character lol and i just want good things for her#but i mean we get them as enemies fighting to the death obsessively like sayaka gets so focused on proving herself to kyoko she cant think#of anything else and she wastes her energy fighting her instead of witches and just the foil like#both used their wish to grant something for someone else and kyoko lost everything as a result and decided that nothing good will ever come#of helping others so she should only look after number one and of course shed think that cuz shes all she has left#meanwhile sayaka refuses to take care of herself because she never wants others to suffer so she only exists for others#and both of them change their perspectives in pursuit of each other theyre literally red and blue#and i love seeing the development of their relationship and kyokos feelings i love her offering to kill ryosuke for sayaka#and how terrified she is in that moment when she sees sayakas lifeless body separated from the soul gem#or how she shares her story and remembers why she started fighting because of sayaka and fucking#THE WAY SHE ACTS SELFLESSLY AND STUPIDLY OPTIMISTIC TO SAVE SAYAKA FROM HER WITCH FOR#THE WAY SHE SACRIFICES HERSELF TO CONNECT WITH HER THE LOVE SONG#THEM HOLDING HANDS WHILE SAYAKA CRIES AND KYOKO IS THERE FOR HER AND THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER SO WELL#god fucking dammit these fucking gay people are ruining my sleep#yeah idk if its obvious but i have a specific type when it comes to ships i love when characters beat each other up and are the center of#each others motivations and go through the horrors together and come out the other side and love each other deeply#love each others flaws and theres understanding and tenderness#i haaaave to draw them but i also have to draw a lot of blorbos rn alkksk
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me n my manager are gonna be alone at the office tomorrow after hours and she stunlocked me saying she's getting us dinner and to start thinking about what i want to eat with a lil ;) like ma'am... I'll answer the question but god can i be so fucking real with you right now 😩😵💫 i won't but i want her.. i haven't gotten to be with her in so long I'm kind of nervous (｡ﾉω＼｡)
i know i won't need to be she is such a sweetie ♡ talking to her is like immediately being enveloped in warmth. ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ i am experiencing a whirlwind of emotions and really looking forward to tomorrow. I'm so happy she's back, i love her
#a coworker being a good friend of mine is complicated bc I'm SO different w my friends outside of work n am rly sweet to/w them#and it is very sweet between us and one of the last things we said irl was that we love each other for the first time (｡ﾉω＼｡)#and idk yk like the sweetness n closeness n affection to a degree are already there BUT I SHOULDN'T#messy gay workplace antics.. her husband ain't shit though so idk 🤷🏾♀️ she takes care of everyone but has to look out for#herself at the end of the day?? especially rn?? well iiii will look out for her and after her and take care of her 😤😤#(´ . .̫ . `) but god to what extent. whatever feels right i suppose but girl... 🙈💕 i don't knowww#I'm going to continue this back and forth in my head now 🫡 but manager posting has Returned#my moon my stars 😩😩😩 YEARNING!! languishing... 🛌🏾 sick with want.#i would do anything for her#mm#← new manager posting tag
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Nerissa's gay rizz has me swooning, jfc
#need her rn#hololive#nerissa ravencroft#and its KIARA TOO THE MOST ACTIVELY FRUITY MEMBER OF EN!!!!!!!!!#that raven is deffo gay idc what anyone says#someone said her gay energy is making up for shiori's heterosexuality and that made me snort LMAO#god i cant wait for the next coming months this is just her DAY 2#imma let her cook fr fr#both in interaction w others and in songs cuz Love Love is too good#someone also said shes like the suisei of EN which... omg ur right#i am so hyped for advent jshcjdbf
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my whump trans!aku fanfic is up!!! and it only took me three excruciating months to write! it did NOT make me insane at all!
anyways, if you like atsushi being the greatest person in the world, akutagawa learning to (somewhat) hate himself a little less, terrible pining from useless homosexuals, and a good dose of transgendered sex, i say, go for it buddy.
#talia's review when she read this fic: god it's so gay. they are going to SO eat this up.#listen i made her read this even though all she knows about bsd is from what i tell her#and all i tell is that there's john steinbeck and dostoevsky and they're villains and she goes insane each and every time she hears it#also i forgot to tell her atsushi's a were-tiger before she began reading#needless to say the off-hand mention of that word in the fic threw her for a loop#it's the burden she bears for being my only designated beta reader#(she reads my fics and says they suck. i tell her she doesn't understand the art of fanfiction.)#(i don't implement any of the changes she proposes no matter how good because i have a superiority complex)#(we do this with every work i write)#ANYWAYS PLEASE READ THIS I AM SO SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT THIS#ESPECIALLY THE SEX SCENE#I CAN'T WRITE SEX SCENES FOR THE LIFE OF ME#bsd#sskk#shin soukoku#sskk fanfic#bsd fanfic#personal
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She is so sexy and I am so lesbian
#I could fucking cry too I wanted to drive up to see this so bad :(#it’s literally only like 3 hours!!!#but god hates me and gave me Covid so I can’t go look at Jasmine in lingerie :(#drag race#rpdr#rupauls drag race#drag race 14#rpdr 14#rupauls drag race 14#jasmine kennedie#transition was so good for her like oh my god#she’s so fucking sexy#her face card does NOT decline#and this lingerie is so cute#anyways I am gay and mad I’m not in Seattle rn
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looking at her face as i fall asleep and feeling her move closer when i wake up im in heaven im in biblical heaven this is what a oneness with god feels like because shes next to me and im one with her h h h h oh my god
#dramatically long sigh#hyperventilating#gay as hell#lesbian#wow#WOWW#oh my good lord#she's so pretty#i just want to kiss her everywhere#i want to kiss her face and lips and neck and collarbone and chest#am i no better than a man? probably#god i want to feel her on my lips so bad#getting away with what i can by giving hwr forehead kisses and the like#im so barely contained#BARELY#hhh...
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"you'll be fine at school you just need to answer people when they talk to you!" yeah sorry its always my fault somehow isn't it
#mole talks#i do answer people#if i dont answer somebody then that means:#a) they did not make it clear they were talking to me#b) they were being mean towards me#c) i could not physically answer them at the time#d) they never fucking talked to me in the first place#and honestly. most of the time its reason D. most of the time people don't say ANYTHING to me and then expect me to answer them#like i'm some sort of mind reader#hahaha i'm so excited to go back to a school where nobody respects what i am#i'm so excited to be called the R slur! i'm so excited to lock myself in a bathroom stall and cut myself! i love school!#i'm so excited to not be able to hear a word the teacher says because all of my classmates won't stop talking#seriously how can i understand anything if i can't hear it being explained to me#and when i ask for help nothing changes#oh thats another thing. so excited to see the school counseller#and just lie to her#i don't evem want to lie to her. oh my fucking god dude#school is a good concept. i love to learn and i want to learn#but i just cannot do this#theres no way#why does it have to be like this#:[#i just need to draw gay cats and listen to music#that will cure me
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Sometimes I can't sleep at night because I start to remember the car trip with my dad and step mom where she spent like an hour alluding to how good my dad is at sex, genuinely one of the worst conversations I have ever had to be a part of
#this was in the context of marrying someone within the church being the right choice#cause it would guarantee me good sex as a blessing from god (her ex husband was not a church member and I guess bad at it)#but 1) that's not how anything works 2) I'm gay (though they didn't know that then and still don't now)#and 3) THAT WAS SUCH AN INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATION TO HAVE WITH YOUR 15 YEAR OLD CHILD#anyway so I thought of that again tonight and am once again wishing it had never happened#the turtle speaks
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i, who has never seen hannibal, and my roommate, who watched hannibal while airing, are watching hannibal together. having the time of our lives tbf.
#hannibal#roommie number 3 is away for an extended weekend so we got the amc+ free trial to speed run as much as possible lol#(and i will convince her to watch new orphan black and iwtv w me)#we are cracking so many jokes#like sure this is murder and cannibalism but also gay and silly#will is everyone’s favorite special boy#hannibal looks GOOD in those suits like fuck#i am concurrently watching the bear so like yes chef hannibal. cook those people#we got thru half? of s1 this weekend#i would never have watched this while it was airing but i am having a ball now#i remember 2014 hannigram twitter i WAS there#crazy to think this was prime time network tv. remember when 1. tv was good and 2. network tv was good#nbc shows used to slap fr#I MISSED WATCHING GOOD TV. ITS MAKING ME THINK#seeing so many people that were in american gods were in this. i love when creators retain actors across projects#2012 fall fashion is killing in s1
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The best feeling in the world is when there’s a piece of media you know you love and you’ve hyped it up as your favorite thing for so long but you haven’t revisited it in a while so you start to worry if it’s really as good as you make it out to be and so you go back and revisit it and it’s like. Oh this is even better than I remembered this shit rules
#the klock keeps ticking#i always get this feeling when i play 999 but tonight i got it with the letter#cuz ive uh finally decided to bite the bullet and play the evil meanie route where everyone dies 😟#a route ive put off for so long cuz its just too damn sad to think about akjdksk god it hurts#and ive played like for the most part every route of this game EXCEPT this one but i know the ending is really dark and i need to see it#plus i will at least get my beloved torture scene in so thats nice#i didnt kill off isabella though its a coma route which i hope still allows me to get the ending i want cuz i mean shell still be out of#commission in the final scene so hopefully it works out#but yeah no i started off tonight on the marianne chapter and while i did skip around through it cuz ive played it many times and i just#wanna get to the important stuff already alskj i also just replayed some of the best parts#aka the shit where lorraine appears and the gay shit alksks and god like hnnnghh not only does this chapter still ruin me emotionally#i also just remembered why i love this character so much and remembered just how good the character writing in this game is#and i also played into the rebecca chapter and didnt skip as much cuz i actually am not as familiar with the coma route#cuz it makes me sad and i never revisited it lol and i havent gotten to The Scene that makes me sob yet#its so coming though dont worry but idk i guess its just been cuz ive been thinking about p3 so much lately#and in particular shinji both the death route and coma route but in particular the coma cuz thats what im writing#and damn lol the letter just writes the grief and nuanced relationships and death stuff so much better lol god#like marianne loses her childhood best friend whom she has a gay ass relationship with to suicide and like its just better#she blames herself and still isnt even kinda okay with it after 13 years#like it just fucking ruined her and the only thing keeping her from losing it is her repression and drinking problem and unattached sex#and then with coma route well fucking first off isabellas friends actually like. visit her frequently damn#and they just all have such unique ways of coping like Zach is being optimistic so no one gets too upset#rebecca is sorta in charge of making sure everything goes smoothly she has to contact the family and make big decisions#and shes also just taking the most stress and shes got so many complicated feelings around isabella going on but she genuinely cannot stand#that isabella is hurt shes fucking destroyed she loves isabella and then ashton AAAAA god yeah i also just remembered that hes SUCH a good#character hes like being a genuine asshole right like Rebecca calls to tell him that isabella is comatose now and he literally doesnt let#her say anything he literally says ‘i dont have time for other things rn’ like the wellness of his friend is just ‘other things’#but you just know thats not it not at all hes burying himself in work to the point of destruction so he can figure out who did this and make#everything okay and he refuses to show even an ounce of vulnerability cuz THE SECOND HE DOES IT ALL COMES OUT AND HE CANT GET OUT OF BED#ANYMORE CUZ HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WHEN THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IS DYING
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FUCK MYSTIC MANSION
#me posts#first time ever actually playing sonic heroes. WHY ARE THEY ALL 10 MINUTES LONG. WHY DO THEY PUT THE MOST TEDIOUS SECTIONS AT THE END#im losing it. do i just suck at games its taking me like half an hour per level bc i game over at the end like three times#i am taking a mental health break rn for the love of god. what is this#i just want to see metal sonic strike a gay pose yell about her feelings and then die is that so much to ask for#it cant be me. it cant be. im good at other sonic games. i find the controls fun for the first few levels#once i beat this game i think ill like it more bc ill know what to do but. my god. ripping my hair out here fuck off sonic
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I LOVE THIS FUCKIJG FILM SO MUCH EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS PERFECT
#the casting is so good its oerfect they all do such good jobs iCAAAANNTT#roman and zsasz do SO WELL they creep me OUT its so GOOOOODODODO#“fuck fsmily! all due respect but fuck that!!!” all his. tantrums? how else would i word thst idk so. and like from the little bits we see#we learn so much about them. like idk shit avout them sorrt im a poser. but FUCKKXKCK its just so good#obviously margot robbie does incredibly. and cassandras actress! i know people have said they sorta dilute her character down which IS sad#esp bc i dont know anything about her either. but fuck#and the way it depicts gotham!!!!!!!!!! ive talked about this alot before and god its always sssoooooo#ITS JUST ALL SO GOOD. the humor THE WARDROBE. once again the causal lgbt rep. all the sexism stuff.#its just perfect its genuinely perfect#AGRGRHFHSJ I LOVE THIS FILM.#birds of prey#AND JUST THE WAY EVERYONE TALKS AND THE DELIVERY OF EVERYTHING. I DONT KNOW ITS JUST ALL. PERFECT.#also another mention to roman and zsasz. they do it SO. WELL. the changes in zsaszs voice AND JUST HIS GENERAL ATTITUDE. sionis and how wel#his actor does the quick switches. and again the delivery of ALL his lines. also special mention to his little spin at his first scene.#ALSO HIS AND ZSASZS LAUGHS ohmyod#and montoya does it all so well and inlove her voice and same with canary and i cant say much on them because its ALL so good that i cant#pinpoint it??????#ALSO THE HAIR TIE SCENE 💘💘💘💘💘#also forever thinking of roman and his thing with how people pronounce words. actually im sorta just always thinking about him and zsasz#zsaszmask hoffstrahm and now hannigram all live in my head. and another ship i wont say incase noah sees this. OH AND SUKEVE.#another mention to the soundtrack. oh. my. god.#another mention to how it depicts gotham. like you just see people living. in the daytime. hanging out living rhwir lives. and you see smal#businesses and a supermarket and a club and the graffiti and just somuch of the film being. in. the daytime. AND THE SKATING DERBY!#GOD i love this film so so so much can you tell#also why is all the content of my posts only ever in the tags. like okaaayy sure.#DINAHS SIDE EYE AT ROMAN AND ZSASZ WHEN THEYRE BEING EXTRA GAY I CANT DO THIS#am i gonna go and look at loads of zsaszmask content now. yes. dont judge.#also anti-big establishments moment (her robbing the store) and her promising to get sal the 75 cents. support small businesses#also bruce wayne mention theyrr always so funny#rain rambles
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