#good day for reading today. im glad. everything else made this an easily top 10 worst days ever lol

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

i just read treacle walker all in one go and i couldn't tell you what exactly it did to me but. it sure is gonna stay with me. it felt like my childhood came back to hug me and fill the dirt with wonder.

[wanda-porter]

TEXT 📲 SAM EVANS

WITH : Sam Evans ( @gfn-sam-evans)

DATE & TIME: September 3rd - 4th.

WP: So i know anime date night is on tuesday, but would you like to be my +1 to game night on wednesday? WP: Please, please, please, please? SE: What game night?? WP: Finn is making his annual game night and he told us that we could bring partners! WP: And I clearly thought you wanted to win so I thought you could be mine.

SE: I do like to win. What type of games? Cards? Board? Sports? WP: Cards and board games and karaoke. I also gotta sing so do you wanna miss that? SE: A karaoke competition? Hmm. That as a duet or solo? SE: I used to be in choir and we compete tons. SE: I’ll cheer you on if it’s solo WP: I kinda told Finn I was gonna sing duets with him.   WP: But you are my special one so totally singing one with you.  WP: You just gotta know I suck, a lot WP: You do like board games, right? SE: What makes me special? SE: Heck yeah I do! I play tons of them. WP: Well, you are gonna be my date, if you say yes. WP: We just have one mission and it's not lose against my brother, cause he is being talking shit SE: You’ve gotta talk smack. That’s part of the fun of competing.  SE: You’ve got a song in mind.  SE: I’ve got a better idea...  SE: Will you be my date, Wanda? WP: YEAH BUT HE TALKING TOO MUCH  WP: Not really. We can always do a fun song. WP: agdasjfkddhdkjghdkgjWP: SAM WP: YOU ALMOST OWNED ME A NEW PHONE [...] WP:  I would be honored, Sam. SE: You need to let it roll off your shoulders, beautiful. It’s part of the game.  SE: Why?!??  SE: Awesome. Since this is a date then let’s do it right. What time is this game thing starting. I want to take you to dinner WP: Nonono, he is gonna go down. He is gonna be ended but I'm gonna do it silently like a snake.  WP: CAUSE MY HEART WAS FRAGILE.  WP: Omg oieufgoigjr I don't know but we can be a little bit. I go out at six from work, is that good? SE: then you have to tell him that. Not me. But if I catch him before then I’ll let him know he won’t know what hit him.  SE: I can meet you in front of your job.  SE: You’re cute. WP: Just throw a paper ball and hide. He then really wouldn't know what hit him  WP: I'll make sure to go super pretty to work so you can see.  WP:  That's you. I'm so glad you said yes, I was really excited already to do this with you. And now it's just ten times better. SE: That’s not the type of hit I was thinking but I have to say I like the way you think.  SE: I did, technically but I went ahead and decided to make this a full blown date. WP: He is gonna get scared really easily so it's gonna be hilarious. Did you know he was complaining all day today cause I let him have a hungover? The nerve.  WP: It was really hot let me tell you, but also really sweet what is a great combination. A+ 10/10 would recommend SE: How did to let him have one? Did you get him drinking?  SE: you’d recommend people to date me? I think that’s the nicest thing a girl I asked out has offered to do for me. WP: Of course not. We went home last night and my mom made us daiquiris and i drank with her till i passed out. THEN mom needed a drinking buddy and she got William. See? Not my fault.  WP: I'll write you a review: 'Adorable smile, arms that you actually want to be killed in and hotness to change your date proposal into his date proposal' SE: You’re right. He’s gotta go after your mom for pushing those daquirues. I’ve never had a drink with my mom before. I bet drunk William was hilarious.  SE: You want to be killed in my arms?  SE: That’s different.  SE: Think people will want to date me after reading that? Or you gonna keep it to yourself? WP: Right??? He could had played like he was asleep too, so it's all on him. WP: Well, they are nice arms! If I had to leave this world, I would like it to be in a nice situation.  WP: Totally gonna keep it for myself. I'm gonna recommend you to myself and that's it. SE: Exactly! Can I give him crap about this? SE: looks like the review worked then. SE: Thought to give you a pic of me that shows my arms. And other things WP: Of course you can, do what you gotta do  WP: Jfc WP: I can totally die in your abs too  WP: It's gonna be so hard to not want to rip your clothes off now that I have that mental picture why u this rude

SE: I have faith you can wait until the end of the date before that happens. SE: Do you live alone? SE: That sounded creepy didn’t it? WP: But we have game night after and that is sooo long  WP: A little bit but I know why you ask so its chill WP: A rommate but she is never there SE: Oh! We’ll still go and do the game thing. This is after. Like when I drop you off at your place.  SE: if they’re not there then maybe I’ll pull you into my arms and kiss you. WP: It's gonna really taste my patience let me tell you.  WP: Oh really? Kiss me like the end of a romantic movie or Kiss me like the start of 50 shadea? I gotta know... For science SE: Isn't 50 Shades that kink movie with the whips and blindfolds? I don't know what that kiss looks like. WP: You never seen it? Its so bad its hilarous, we totally have to now.  WP: WHAT A I MEANT was that like a sexy kiss or a romantic kiss SE: My mom was happy about the movies and dragged my dad to see them in the theater. Not a cool image to have when it comes to your folks. SE: I think I'll go ahead and leave how the ends as a mystery. Keep you on your toes. WP: ... I feel like, for your safety, we are not gonna watch them. Ever.   WP: Why u gotta be so rude, dont u know i'm human too. SE: For my safety? What happens in them??  SE:I don’t think it’s being rude. It’s more of a surprise. WP: I'd never betray your mom by telling you.   WP: Now I feel like I have to have a surprise on my own HMMMM SE: This you getting back at me?? That’s not cool, Wanda! WP: Okay, picture this. Imagine you had seen a very... Sexual movie. WP: And your kid wants to see it. SE: That’s the surprise? WP: I thought you were talking about the 50 shades!  WP: The surprise it's a surprise and I gotta keep it that way SE: No! I moved far away from the mom porn! SE: We’re just going to tack on more and more surprises until everything is one giant one WP: It's not mom porn! Jamies's butt is everyone's porn. WP: Omg imagine that in a turn of events we end up with very extra surprises? Like, trying to top each other we completely lose our minds? lol SE: I don’t know what his butt looks like. I’m glad it makes a lot of people happy? SE: Ours and every else’s. WP: Googleee iittttt.  WP: 'Wanda why do you have a million papers?' 'I HAVE TO GIVE SAM  A MILLION ORIGAMI ' SE: I read that as orgasms! WP: I can give you that too WP: But boy you gonna have to give me some time cause a million is like, a lot. SE: I’m so red right now. One of the guys asked if I’m okay.  SE: I’m surprised you want to give me that many. That’s...flattering? WP: I want a pictureeeee  WP: 1. Why I wouldn't want to? You are awesome.   WP: 2.  Not like I don't get off but getting people off, so SE: No! It’s better you think of me as that cute guy you know and not the one who gets embarrassed when a pretty girl wants to get you off. WP: Those two are not mutually exclusive at all. I think you are cute for that SE: Thanks. SE: I can get awkward sometimes. SE: But let’s see how this date goes and then we’ll see about the whole million thing WP: You know you can tell me whenever I step out of line, right?  WP: I'm not gonna get weird or anything. SE: No! It’s not out of line. I’m not used to girls telling me what they want to do. I think it’s sexy you know what you want and how to get it. It just takes me some time to wrap my head around it is all. But don’t think I’m not interested. I am. WP: I know you are,  but still. I just want you to know that you can always tell me. Above all, we are friends okay? SE: Of course.  SE: I do want to kiss you.  SE: Just so you know WP: I do too, just so you know.   WP: Since the day of the headphones SE: The first time or second time? WP: First time. SE: I had no idea! SE: Im so clueless sometimes WP: Well, I was a bit more forward the second time.  WP: And contrary to public belief I'M SUBTLE SE: Then that’s probably why I didn’t get it!!  SE: You have to hit me with a brick to realize I’m being flirted with WP: That's a little bit dangerous???? SE: It gets the point across???? WP: You  won't notice if someone is flirting if you are passed out??? SE: But I will when I come to! WP: When you end up in the hospital, I'm gonna make you a cake saying I told you so