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Finally, after 2 years I get to explain Tom's rage demon

This is a very crude final version of what I wanted to make, I was originally gonna give visuals of this flashback but I very much do not have the energy to do that so I kinda word vomited the backstory and why Tom never said anything to anyone. It's dumb and bland but it's what I got. Sorry if this is like not what any of yall invisoned, I am still able to retcon it but idk with what so this idea is probably sticking around.

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Amanda/The Rowdy 3 Ship Ask

@everythingremainsconnected, requested I do Amanda/The Rowdy 3 for the ship ask! Send me you dghda ships and I’ll answer the questions accordingly :)

1) Who spends almost all their money on the other? Amanda enjoys spoiling the Rowdy 3 whenever she has some cash by taking them out to a fancy dinner, or buying everyone a new weapon. Martin tells her he doesn’t want a new bat however, as his is special, so she buys a baton for herself. 

2) Who sleeps in the other’s lap? Amanda likes to stretch out across Gripps, Vogel’s and Cross’s laps while Martin drives them around the city. She either takes a nap while Gripps braids her hair or reads a book with Vogel. Cross will draw sick tattoo ideas all over Amanda’s leg with a Sharpie. 

3) Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes? Tbh it’s going to be Amanda again. One time she didn’t feel like wearing pants because it was a hot summer day and fuck the system! The boys aren’t complaining tbh, like it’s really sweltering outside and they’re all down to their underwear to. 

4) Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway? Gripps and Martin have chastised the group to just go to bed at a normal hour just once!! But Vogel, Gripps, and Amanda are binging their queue on Netflix and they don’t have time for sleep! 

5) Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies? Martin had been teaching Amanda how to bake chocolate chip cookies they made from scratch in Todd’s kitchen, obviously when Todd was out doing something god forbid he catch them wrecking his kitchen with baking supplies! Martin leaves Amanda to watch the cookies in the oven to go fetch the boys from across the hall. They found an apartment with a dog inside and they broke in to pet it. Amanda however has an attack when the cookies have one minute left, she touches the handle of the oven to open it up when suddenly there is a horrible heat encompassing her palms till suddenly she’s alight with a roaring fire that is tearing at her skin and has her crumbled to the floor screaming in agony. They boys come and save Amanda from the attack, but the cookies have burnt and Amanda is crying because she hates this stupid fucking disease. Martin assures her it’s fine, and even eats a burnt cookie. They make a new batch together again while Vogel and Cross munch on crispy cookies on Todd’s couch. 

6) Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh not really.” Amanda has a Tumblr obviously, and likes to find every obscure OT3,4,5 prompts those otp writing blogs have to offer and no matter what the prompt is, whether it be them all sitting outside under a tree and eating dirt, or being peaceful gardners who have never done anything wrong ever, she just reads them. Gripps is always like, that doesn’t even remotely sound like us how…? And Amanda is straight up rolled over laughing when Gripps and Vogel are arguing over why they never get any cereal so they could do enact the “Who eats the last of the cereal in your OT5 And who gets mad about it? ” Prompt and piss Martin off. 

7) Which one wears the others clothes? Cross wore one of Amanda’s crop tops to work out in, Amanda didn’t mind and actually thought it was adorable. All the boys share clothes when they’re running low before laundry day, and sometimes Amanda steals one of Martin’s jackets to curl up in and take a nap. 

8) Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remember (thing), right?” Amanda will take Vogel and Cross to run errands and when they get back to the van with a bunch of unnecessary purchases, Martin is the first to ask them if they got the thing he specifically asked for. Amanda says she forgot it, and takes Vogel and Cross running back to the store rushing to buy Martin’s thing so he doesn’t know, even though he totally knows they forgot and is now parked in the store’s parking lot waiting for them to come out so they can have a ride home. It’s all fine in the end. 

9) Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions? Martin or Gripps are the only ones allowed to drive the van due to a previous incident, *cough* Vogel trying to drive it into a lake *Cough* and Cross reads from the map or Amanda uses the GPS on her phone. 

10) Which one does the posing while the other one draws? Amanda loves drawing the boys and she has asked every one to pose on their own or will make a group painting. Martin has been asked to touch his beard in every piece Amanda does. 

11) If they were about to rob a museum, which one does the back-flips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? Vogel and Amanda like to play spy and are back-flipping, army crawling on the floor, pressing themselves against the wall and slowly sliding down the hall to the thing they’re gonna steal. Martin and Gripps won’t admit that they think Amanda and Vogel are cute and just walk to the sword in lock up that they’re stealing while Cross follows Amanda and Vogel just eating a bag of chips behind them and chilling. 

12) Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which and which one makes the other stop drinking? Cross and Vogel literally drank so much alcohol they think the grass is sliding and the weird thing is they aren’t near the grass they’re at the beach sitting on the open back of the van. Martin sneaks the bottle away from them and gives it to Gripps. 

13) Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts? Vogel likes to give everyone little presents that he finds on their trips. 

14) Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own? Everybody uses Martin’s last name. Martin is the one who brought them all together, takes care of things when it gets rough and keeps them all away from every returning to CIA holding. 

15) Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside? Gripps and Martin are out gathering supplies for the week while the rest of the group is sleeping, Vogel is peacefully dreaming when he feels a tickle on his nose that wakes him up. Vogel see’s that it’s a spider and starts screaming and smacking his face waking Amanda and Cross up. The spider is thrown onto Cross who squirms and yelps for help, Amanda sleepily gets up and finds the spider crawling over to her side and she see’s the other two freaking out on the far side of the van telling her to kill it when Amanda picks it up and throws it outside the van door. 

16) Which one gives the other their jacket? The boys have all had to give there jackets to Amanda at one point or another. 

17) Who keeps getting threatened by the others protective older sibling? Todd would like to think he is a force not to be reckoned with but really, as he’s sitting across from four of scariest looking guys on the planet trying to stare them down in what he believed to be an intimedating glare he began to get the feeling that perhaps he wasn’t so good at this protective older sibling thing. The Rowdy’s promise Todd that they would never hurt Amanda, never. Todd believes them. 

18) Who’s  the first one to admit they have feelings for the other? Amanda sheepishly admits that she has a crush on her boys. 

19) How good would your OTP be at parenting? Pretty bad/ But not because they couldn’t love and care for their kid, it’s because they’d keep telling the kid to fuck the system and would let them name themselves, and teach the kid how to wreck shit. 

20) Which one texts with perfect grammar and which one uses numbers and typos? Martin and Gripps use perfect grammar while Cross, Vogel, and Amanda are butchering words and talking in nonsense. 

21) Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them? The rowdy 3 protect Amanda from people who make fun of her disease. 

22) Who makes the bad puns and who smiles at them? Gripps and Vogel, make literally the stupidest puns in the whole entire world, but Martin will pat them on the shoulders as Amanda genuinly laughs and Cross just kinda scrunches up his nose. 

23) Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired? Vogel and  Amanda get piggyback rides from Gripps and Martin all the time. On a rare occasion Cross will pick them up and carry them home. 

24) Which one competes in a competition of some sort and which one is cheering obnoxiously from the sidelines? Amanda isn’t even sure why the Rowdy’s are screaming at her to go and are literally shoving other people around them like they’re in a mosh pit because Amanda is just in a group painting session at the park with random strangers. She secretly loves it though and keeps cracking a wide grin. 

25) Who takes a selfie of the other when they fall asleep on their shoulder? Martin or Amanda do this. 

26) Which one would give the other a makeover if the other asked? Gripps and Amanda! Gripps finds it soothing to apply makeover on others and helping them look their best! While Amanda just likes making people look fierce and wild. 

27) Which one holds the umbrella over both when it’s raining? Cross and Martin. Usually though, they’re all dancing in the rain having a marvelous time getting soaked and splashing in puddles or they wait in the van or under shelter for the rain to stop. 

28) If your OTP went on vacation where would they go and who would take pictures? They go on a vacation to an old west ghost town where they explore the museum turned shops, go on a horse ride tour which just means them stealing five horses for an afternoon and exploring, and staying the night in the haunted mayors house. Cross and Amanda are taking the most pictures.