#gonna make this gobbo in gobboverse as an npc and name it Seymour now

[gobboarmy]

Also make sure to have some aligned drawers stacked up in a stair shape, or a conveniently placed teetering dining chair because gobbo has lil leggies and arm nubbins.

seymour, where do babies come from? please asnswer im scared

The Baby Courier Goblin.

Breaks down your door, builds a cradle and drops a baby off in your house.

You must leave him something shiny as payment on the kitchen counter, or else he will steal your food.