#gonna just write fic for us 10 enchante enjoyers

[motherflecker]

enchante is over, rak diao ends in two weeks, wtf am i supposed to do when i don't have a bl i'm obsessed with airing anymore................

[starkownsmyuwus]

avengers holiday headcanons

I have this idea stuck in my head but im never going to have the time or energy to write a fic so here are my headcanons:

tony ends up renting a lake house (read mansion to fit them all) for two weeks so the avengers can have a 'bonding trip' after everything that's happened.

trying to figure out rooms for everyone ends up being an absolute nightmare as there aren't enough rooms for everyone to have their own. it's even made a little awkward when tony realises he forgot to tell the team that he and stephen were dating;

clint: "tony, why are you so adamant about sharing with strange? what are you in love with him or something?" 

stephen: "I fucking hope so."

nobody knows how, but somehow natasha managed to get a whole room to herself.

steve agreed to take the pull out couch in the living room, seen as he was the earliest to rise. However, he didn't consider the many insomniac avengers getting up in the middle of the night for snacks.

thor, bruce, loki, sylvie, mobius, and valkyrie agree to take the bunk beds in the games room since they are the largest group, but loki constantly complains that sleeping in a single bed is "undignified and unbefitting of a prince of asgard".

clint and scott both drew the short straws and ended up having to share a bed. Scott complains that it's not the fun kind of there was only one-bed scenario "like clint keeps kicking me in the middle of the night, we're gonna have to set up a barrier or something so I stop waking up covered in bruises".

they set up a group roster for cooking meals, but after a mishap by loki and sylvie (mobius tried to stop them from enchanting all the cooking utensils), they end up banning all magic from cooking, and all the groups are changed to pair up avengers that likely don't know each other well. (steve: "it's for group bonding, we need to be able to know and trust every member of the team") loki and sylvie also earn the nickname 'the terror twins' from tony.

peter and harley decide to pretend that the house is haunted and nobody really believes them at first. that's until stephen offhandedly agrees with them (stephen wasn't in on the prank, so peter and harley get worried that it might actually be haunted. it's not. stephen saw through what they were doing and decided to play along)

the prank still carries on though, peter and harley even manage to convince loki to use his magic to pretend to be a ghost. scott, clint, and sam totally aren't scared of the 'ghost' but they do come up with a plan to go full ghostbusters just in case.

every 'fun group bonding activity' that they do always turns into a competition, to the point that one day wanda, vision, natasha, sylvie, and valkyrie end up disappearing to the nearest town for coffee, and they don't end up returning until after dinner.

the team hired kyacks one afternoon and almost everyone spent the entire time trying to capsize each other. nobody could get close to natasha though, because she'd just paddle off anytime anyone got too near.

the best to watch was thor and loki in their tandem kayak as loki just sat in the back reading and completely uninterested while thor spent the entire time paddling at full speed while shouting encouragement at the rest of the avengers.

steve and stephen also ended up sharing a tandem kayak as stephen couldn't paddle with his hands and steve could paddle enough for the both of them. they later agreed never to kayak together again as stephen spent the entire time criticising steve's paddling technique.

tony tends to fiddle with whatever is in his hands, often taking things apart. he does this one afternoon with a lighter, making it shoot out a huge flame. but he then forgot about it and put it back. later its when sam, steve, and bucky's turn to make the bonfire, and they accidentally grab tony's modified lighter. even though it's technically tony's fault, sam still blames bucky for trying to "scar my beautiful face" and "I thought we were over this man, why do you keep trying to kill me?"

while snooping through the house, harley and peter end up finding a projector so they set up outdoor movie nights by the edge of the lake. they watch some classics such as dirty dancing, top gun, and indiana jones, and tony and natasha team up to give every character a rating out of ten (tony: "patrick swayze? absolute 10 out of 10, lift me in the air like that")

loki and mobius finally take a jet ski trip!! but mobius drives over some lake weed and they get stranded. sam and steve end up having to go out and rescue them in the boat.

one day they decide to take a hike along one of the rivers, and about halfway through, peter jokes that maybe his spidey senses would help him to grab a fish out of the water like a bear. this then results in easily half of the team standing in the river trying to do just that, with the other half either complaining or watching in amusement. somehow thor manages to actually grab a fish?

it does actually end up being a pretty enjoyable trip overall, and they decide to turn it into a yearly tradition,

scott: "as long as I don't have to share a bed with clint again."

[thejourneymaninn]

11 Questions Game

I was tagged by the amazing @dovabunny

RULES:  1. answer the new questions given by the previous person  2. write 11 new questions  3. tag 11 people 

1. Chicken, beef, or mage ass? 

Mage ass all the way.

2. Why? *slams fists on table* WHY!?

Enchantment!

3. Modern day Fenris and Anders are stuck in an elevator together. What happens?

Oh, this could go so many ways… Anders and being trapped in small spaces is not a good combination, so I feel there’s a good chance he would panic, leaving Fenris in the awkward positon to try to calm him. Or to simply ignore him, but I don’t really see that working out so well (“Why are you standing over there?? If this thing falls and I need to throw up a barrier around us I won’t have time to be exact so I suggest you stay close!” “Funny, I always thought you’d jump at the chance of me getting smashed to pieces.” “Well, the thought is getting MORE APPEALING BY THE MINUTE!”). Or if Anders doesn’t mind elevators/being trapped all that much, I could also see each of them retreating to a corner and proceeding to pointedly stare at the wall in stubborn silence. Of course, they’d get bored after a few hours and start talking to each other after all, which would result in a) petty bickering or b) petty bickering that turns into a sort of truce to pass the time and eventually into an actual conversation they both enjoy or c) Anders’ making inappropriate jokes that lead to inappropriate (but very…enjoyable) behavior…

4. What’s the first and last thought you have every day?

“Ugh, I don’t want to get up.” And probably something Fenders-related for the last thought. It usually takes me hours to fall asleep and making up stories in my head is the only way to trick my brain into shutting up.

5. Have you ever read smut in public or around other people ;) we’re all friends here)

Yep. I wrote my first smut scene in a crowded hospital waiting room at 3 am, so reading smut in public doesn’t feel like a big deal anymore ;)

6. Vampires or werewolves?

I’m gonna go with werewolves but tbh I don’t really have a preference.

7. If you could shapeshift into any animal, which would it be?

A cat….mainly because they sleep a lot and get to stay indoors most of the time.

8. If you were thrown into dragon age in real life, which race and class would you want to be?

Given how the Chantry fucks over all other races, I guess human would be the safest choice… And I want to be able to, you know, open stuff, so I’d definitely be a rogue (and yes, I also enjoy appearing out of thin air behind people’s backs and just stabbity-stabbing them.)

9. Blink twice is you’re being made to blog against your will. You blinked! Who/what keeps you on Tumblr?

Can’t….resist…all….the…Fenders….art…fics….must…look….must…reblog….the dragon…look for….the dragon…the dragon knows….the secret…the truth…

10. Tags you look out for and/or avoid when looking for a fic to read? (I’m asking for a friend *ahem*)

Aside from the obvious (Fenders!) I love slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, mutual pining…but there’s very little I outright refuse to read and some of my favourite fics had tags I initially didn’t find that interesting. I do avoid a/b/o and anything to do with children/parenthood/pregnancy, though, unless it’s by an author I really, really love.

11.  OTP?

FENDERS

My Questions:

1. Which three DA companions would you choose to work on a group project with?

2. All-time favourite story (from a book, video game, show etc.)?

3. Ice cream or cake?

4. How many days could you go without reading/writing fanfiction?

5. Your favourite place in the world?

6. What ending would you give your favourite character-who-deserved-better if you had the chance to take them away from their writers?

7. Your otp?

8. A fic you wish someone would write?

9. Last game you played?

10. What’s your favourite fanfiction trope?

11. Night or day?

I think most people have already been tagged/answered it, so I’m only gonna tag (if you want to do it!) @pikestaff and @selfmadeelf …and anyone who wants to do it!