#gonna die rq

[donovankinard]

oh god

[ssenza]

20 hrs into a new inquisition playthrough before realizing my world state didn’t transfer I—

[tumbletwin]

So uh... my favorite movie is officially ruined for me...

[hanniehq]

MY BABIES 😓😓😓

[poems-of-a-lover]

guys i just went thru such an arc trying to establish a timeline for my rwrb wip. ugh. anyway its 2 am and i figured it out so im gonna outline it tomorrow and hopefully u will hear more abt it then bc eepykjsdhfksjdf

[scorittanius]

oh no some edgy white kid who was so uninteresting that she had to assign herself they/them pronouns for attention made my computer blow up for playing a game :(

I hope you manage to convince your 4 followers not to buy Hogwarts Legacy. I mean, they’re all 14 so they don’t have access to money but that’s besides the point :) this is the activism that you’re going to be able to proudly tell your family about on your deathbed, kid. Marsha Johnson would be proud ❤️

but wait, did you use *magic* to blow up my computer? that means that you’re a wizard terf! fucking hypocrite.

omg anon hate from a terf that's built in an attempt to make me sob and think i'm the problem, how thoughtful <3

maybe if you sent it back when i first made my account it would have hurt? now it's just kind of funny. oh look, there's an accusation that i'm a terf in there. don't see that often.

[arthropoid]

have you ever snapped/smoked tobacco out of a bong if so what do you call it when it's just tobacco if it has a fun name. i call it a mole/mowl idk that's what my friends call it

[valeria-sage]

I seriously cannot tell if I’m having an earache, eyeache, headache, jawache, or neckache. Which making taking meds for it really difficult. Maybe if I just remove that side of my head I’ll be fine.

[gamerbot-22]

Touchstarved LIs and Cuddling

Two posts in two days? On my account? Someone pinch me!

Also half-spawned from @asexual-abomination, because we’ve had this conversation a thousand times.

TW/CWs: Potential Accidental Canon Divergence (this will probs be a warning on ALL my TS stuff until the game’s released), mentions of sleeping together but it’s purely literal and genuinely not a euphemism for sex, hand-waving the touch curse a bit, Ais is an asshole about personal boundaries, Mhin is meant to be read as combatively shy but willing, partially proofread.

Can be read as platonic or romantic! Same as before! Also I’m gonna be making a lot of references to the “No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler” video by Brian David Gilbert for Polygon because it’s a good vid and you should watch it if you haven’t already!)

(One day I’ll make a custom sparkle banner for the cut, mark my words! Also rqs are open! Likes and revolves appreciated!)

🕊️ Kuras

Definitely one of the Emotionally Vulnerable & Safe Cuddler types from BDG’s video.

I don’t think. Kuras needs to sleep? At least I don’t remember there being anything in canon to suggest that. But! I think he enjoys the occasional catnap, and can be persuaded to actually sleep with you if you ask him about it.

Like you hit him with the “isn’t a good night’s sleep supposed to be good for you?” and “shouldn’t you be a good example for your patients?” and he gives you a good-natured—if slightly stiff—chuckle as he guides you over to the cot in his office.

The cot’s kinda narrow since it’s only build for the one patient to sit/lay on it, so by default a lot of spooning/honeymoon hugging(? Spooning when you’re facing each other) is happening.

There’s not really a blanket situation happening, but he’s really warm and his hands are eternally soft so it’s just super pleasant.

And after a while he starts to get his wings involved, too. At first it’s only when you’re asleep, but later on, after you learn about his status as a fallen angel, he’s more open about it, even if he gets all shy when you ask.

And there’s something just so peaceful about how he holds you. His hands never wander, and he keeps his voice soft. The first couple times he asks to pet your hair or touch your face, and soon enough it just becomes a rhythm for the two of you. <3

🪄 Leander

This man wants to hold you SO BAD.

Literally will get on his hands and knees if you ask him to. Touchstarved isn’t just the name of the game, babes!

Brags so much about his big bed at the Wet Wick but the man is so clingy you two end up using like. 20% of it.

He’s tryna be all suave, inviting you to come over and lay your head on his chest but on the inside he is screaming.

For the first dozen times he just stays up, watching you snooze or daydream against his chest. Then after a while he starts to doze off before you do.

Definitely the type to tell you bedtime stories. Most of them are just recounting things that have already happened to/around him, but occasionally he does a little embellishing or a bit of improv for flavor.

He’s doing it to keep things interesting and maybe make himself look cooler to you? But he’s keeping it as low energy as possible so you don’t lose any sleep.

🦊 Vere

If Kuras is in the Emotionally Vulnerable and Safe Cuddler corner, Vere is on the fucking polar opposite side.

Definitely makes a big show of it the first time you ask, joking about his rates and the rules (“no kissing and hands off the tail!” shit like that.)

Also gives zero fucks about your comfort. He’s like a tiny dog taking his half of the bed out of the middle and you’re just gonna have to cope for a while.

Buuuuuut… if you talk nice, let him come to you, and show him you just want proximity and nothing else… maybe he’ll warm up.

And the jokes die down, and he gives you room to settle, and eventually he’s curling up right next to you and draping his tail over your legs.

Congrats! The cute fox boy is sharing a bed with you! Beware his flicking ears and squeak-snoring.

The whole process takes a good while, but I think it’s worth it <3

⛩️ Ais

Definitely kinda coy about sharing a sleeping place at first. It’s not Vere levels of mockery—mostly cause he doesn’t mean it the way Vere does—but Ais has a really annoying habit of getting under your skin.

But yeah, after some “arm-twisting,” he’ll let you lay down and get cozy.

He goes right to sleep more often than not, though, even if that’s not what the cuddling is for. Dude just closes his eyes and drops into dreamland like it’s nothing.

He says he’s just resting his eyes but that’s only the case maybe a third of the time.

I think he probably shares his sleeping space with Soulless, which usually means he’s all cramped up, but now that he’s only sharing the bed with one other body he takes the chance to sprawl.

You will end up flat on your back/face with Ais on top of you, it’s just a matter of when it happens.

He’s an asshole about it, too. He makes this big show of how cozy he is and how it’s been supposedly “forever” since he’s got to curl up like this, but if he gets the feeling you’re being serious he’ll get off.

🪡 Mhin

Inside of Mhin are two sleeping wolves.

One of them wants cuddles really bad but is abysmal at asking for them.

The other sleeps flat on their back like a corpse and startles awake at the slightest sound.

If you’re cuddling to pass the time instead of going to sleep Mhin gets all defensive either way. “Sounds like a waste of time when I could either just sleep or do something else” type shit.

You kinda gotta wrastle them into it, especially if they’ve been staying up for prolonged periods. “Rest isn’t sleep but it’s better than nothing.”

They’re not in the habit of initiating any of the cuddling (again, that wolf would sooner die than ask,) but if you “insist” (ask politely) they’ll let you take a crack at it, “if only to get some peace and quiet.”

If they doze off, like I said, they’ll startle awake at any sound so you’re probably not going to get a lot of sleep by proxy. But! You get to hold them and explain away all the noises, which is fun <3

[tonycries]

TONY i know your rqs are closed, but this is more of like just a vibe thing, like how u do mtls, but who do u think would feel bad if they actually left lasting marks on their lover? I was re re re re re reading some of your older fics (you came so far oml) and there was a fuck or die with sugu where reader was thinking how the tatami print would probably still be on her back the next day.... and it had me thinking 😃 like what if the day after they fuck, they see you with prints on your back/wrists etc that u dont even mention. I think ofc its different depending on if ur in a relationship or not too but yknow

Oh my god I remember that wow tyty for reminding me, I needa rewrite that tatami detail again soon 👀

And OOOO okok so here's my list of JJK that faint, drool, break.exe at the mouth most when they see their marks on you to the ones that grow concerned:

Choso - you can't look at his cursed technique and tell me he WON'T go feral over seeing his bitemarks and scratches on you?? Bb might look all innocent but he is NOT one to back down from almost drawing blood lemme tell ya that 😩😩

Nanami - yeah, of course he's 10000% gonna take the best care of you compared to these bums (affectionate) but those marks?? They'll let flirty Jeff at work and weirdo Michael at the shop down the street know who you're married to mhm.

Toji - does it mainly to piss you off I'm ngl - "now ya can wear that damn short skirt just for me then, heh-" Punch him. Punch him rn 💀

Gojo - ohhhhh you think he'll leave marks on you that the elders and everyone else can see and NOT pop five hundred boners?? He will not leave you alone 🥴

Geto - honestly thinking he's the one that should be marked. He'd looked so pretty.....so pouty...........so pretty and bruised down his neck............

Sukuna - Big Bad Demon Boy™ actually worries when his fingernails are too sharp, when his teeth bite too hard 😭😭

[wistfulenchantress]

gonna talk about season 4 mike rq.

i think that he hated himself, wasn’t sleeping, was confused and isolated and desperate. and i think that when he was in lenora his brain was too overloaded with his own anxieties and everything around him that he was a self pitying idiot.

but not when will says “i deserved it” about mikes shitty behavior.

right there, when they are talking in wills room, mike breaks through. you see the shift on his face, the furrowed brows, and that is why i will defend him until the day i die. he is a confused gay guy, but he cares.

[jasontoddsknifecollection]

This is such a thing to find out while high

Can someone drop the comic name please? Wdym it happened again!?!!

[zaggeki]

NAHH I HATE SCHOOLL

Sorry to all the people that sent drawing rq I promise I will do them just give me timeee 😔😔

Schools keeping me so busy I'm gonna die :)))

[blackenedsnow]

may i rq headcanons for sleeping with postal 3 or 4 dude, whichever you prefer. and i mean that in the literal sense, like i just wanna take a nap with this guy

sleeping with p4 dude headcanons

WARNING: None

PAIRING: Postal (4) Dude x Reader

NOTE: I'm gonna go with P4 because I haven't written for him yet. Enjoy!

He’s shockingly good at shutting down and crashing.

Nap on a ragged couch, bed, or even in a beat-up car?

He’s not picky.

This guy can sleep just about anywhere, and he’ll happily sprawl out next to you in whatever space you’re willing to crash in.

You’re lucky if he makes it onto the bed before passing out, but if it’s the couch, he’ll just throw his arms behind his head and make do.

Once he decides he’s going to nap, he goes out fast.

One minute, he’s muttering about the messed-up delivery he just had to make, and the next, he’s snoring softly, his face pressed into your shoulder.

The man has a strange gift for turning off his brain when he wants to.

He will will absolutely steal the blanket from you without meaning to.

You’ll curl up beside him, nice and cozy, and before you know it, he’s rolled over and taken the entire thing with him.

If you try to pull it back, he’ll mumble something incoherent in his sleep, but won’t resist much.

Dude isn’t really the cuddly type by default, but if you rest your head on his chest or lean against him, he won’t protest.

In fact, he’ll rest an arm over you without even realizing it.

The closeness isn’t something he talks about, but you can feel the comfort there.

Even in his sleep, he unconsciously moves closer if you’re near.

You’re bound to catch some weird sleep-talking from Dude.

He might start mumbling about random things from his day—arguing with a gas station clerk, quoting movie lines, or even asking you for something ridiculous like, "Did you pay for the milk?" in his sleep.

It’s more amusing than disruptive, but sometimes you’ll wonder what goes on in his head even while napping.

Not too loud, but it’s there—a soft snoring sound, just loud enough to let you know he’s deep asleep.

It’s oddly comforting in its own way, especially considering how chaotic his waking life usually is.

When the nap ends, he’s not the best at waking up smoothly.

He’ll groggily blink around, looking confused about where he is for a few seconds.

You’ll get a bleary, half-awake version of his usual deadpan humor:

“Did I die? Or is this just another Monday?”

Once he’s fully awake, he’s back to his usual self, though he’ll probably want another few minutes to stretch and grumble before getting up.

If you try to wake him up before he's ready, good luck.

He’s a little grumpy, muttering complaints under his breath as he slowly sits up, hair messed up in every direction.

But once he gets his bearings, he’ll brush it off with his usual attitude.

“I guess I can face the world now.”

Dude loves the peacefulness of just lying next to you.

[patchiko]

I can't stop thinking about Princess Mononoke AK!Jason, dude is just so feral and full of anger just like San, but I like the idea of that famous scene:

"I'll cut your throat out and that'll make you stop talking!"

"You're beautiful."

But with a reader who had never seen his face before, maybe they save him and he scold them for it and threaten them, but reader is just to mesmerized and busy losing blood to care.

YOURE FEEDING ME DAWG— I swear i needa write a fic of Ak!Jason and a Civilian!Reader or smthn cause youre so rightfjorbdkdjdjd.

but i dont think ak!jay would threaten someone he cares about. it’d make him feel like his time with the joker rubbed off on him too bad :(

HOWEVER. short fic of this bc i LOVE THIS so BAD

“You’re So Beautiful.” / Eyes Are Windows Into The Soul Ak!Jason SHORT FIC SFW

tw: blood! not super in depth! but reader has a not detailed wound!

NO BETA, I DIE LIKE A REAL NIGGA!!

What you did this night will always be unequivocally, undeniably, unmistakably, DOWNRIGHT, stupid. But was it worth it? A little.

JASON was grappling across rooftops as fast as he could to his bunker; your wound wasn’t a death sentence but needed to be tended to quickly. His arm was wrapped around your lower waist, body tightly pressed against his as he zipped across Gotham. Jason had adrenaline rushing through him, especially because he could feel your warm blood seeping onto his clothing. He was so quiet, it made you wonder if you were gonna die, but tried to rationalize it with the fact that he’s never been much of a talker. He landed on a roof and propped you up against a wall as he unlocked the door that connected to the top of his bunker. Jason kept his eyes trained on you through his mask, you were light headed and his Hood showed that your heart-rate was higher then average as well. Obviously really use to this kind of action, he wasn’t sure if he hated himself for getting you involved in his Gotham gravity or the fact he couldn’t protect you. It was BOTH.

JASON wrapped his arm around your waist, then threw his other under your knees. Princess carrying you down to the bathroom. “My knight in shining armor?” You joked as he set you down onto the toilet lid, trying to ease both your nerves just a bit. “Not funny.” He grunted, crouching down under the sink to grab the first-aid kit he had under it. “Understandable..” you said meekly in return. Jason kneeled besides you, quickly making work on disinfecting the wound. “Not a big fan on dark ‘poorly timed’ humor?” He paused, and took off his helmet, damn thing was too detailed for him to see properly. He needed to work on stitching this, not know your god damn blood type and parents. His annoyance peaking, he responded sharply “I’m not a big fan of you stupidly jeopardizing yourself for me.” he knew not to look at you, just fucking knew not to. You were gonna say something— you had to—he cant— he fucking looked. They say the eyes are windows into the soul, “You’re beautiful.” Not what he expected, not even a little. Maybe a ‘How’d you get that?’ or ‘The hell happened to you?’ but that? Yeah not fucking that. It had you both staring into each others eyes for just a few seconds too long. He turned away once he felt his face burning,” God, how much blood are you losing?” You snickered.

THE Red Hood is a pretty boy, with pretty blue eyes, and a pretty face, and a pretty bottom lip.

so worth !

i loved this so bad, inbox is open for more rqs and rambles!

[mirangel]

OK HI i remembered what i wanted my kylar rq to be so :3

i was thinking him and pc could be on a date and kylar drugs them, brings them home, and noncons them :3 (maybe have it implied he got the drugs from harper if u wanna hehe)

other than thaat umn could u make him overly touchy? like groping lots, pressing himself close to pc etc :3

but ok ty in advance mwah mwah

kylar dark nsfw drabble 1

cw: noncon, drugging, dry sex, creampie, m!kylar, gn!reader

written by a minor, dni if uncomfortable

kylar is so fucking giddy it’s unreal, his hands are shaking as he holds you close, practically drooling all over your neck as he leaves a few hickies, a few reminders of him for the weeks to come. he doesn’t wait for you to wake up, he’s too excited to wait. it’s just a loss he’ll have to take.

his breath becomes labored at the mere sight of your sleeping form, his pants becoming unbearably tight as he lowers them to fish out his cock, jerking himself off while he strips you of your clothes. fuck, he could cum prematurely just from your body alone. in his inexperience, he fucks you dry, focusing on how tight your body is as he wraps his arms around your body, groping at any crevice and curve he could get his hands on.

he’s sick, he knows he is. but his eyes roll back at the sensation of your tight hole wrapped around his cock, burying his face into the crook of your neck to inhale your scent as his hips eventually stutter and still, cumming deep inside you. but kylar doesn’t pull away from you, rather groping at your chest, your ass and your thighs with a fervent need as if he would die if he wasn’t touching you in any capacity. perhaps dr. harper would be willing to teach him hypnosis next.

second dol drabble of the ranverse!!! im gonna get so much hate for literally breathing near dol but IDGAF!!!