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nikoruistyping · 3 years ago

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Caddy Gal || Tom Holland

Golf!Tom x Fem!reader

Prompt: My friend requested I write an imagine/one-shot where instead of being an actor Tom ended up pursuing his hobby of golfing and he is now a famous renown golfer.

Summary: Tom has dragged you (his girlfriend) to the 2019 Sony Open event in Hawaii and well you both getting into a heated argument which then leads to making up later on.

TW: Fluff, Smut, Nudity, Adult Language/Swearing, Established Relationship, Oral sex (Fem Receiving), Petnames (Princess & Darling), Slight Dirty Talk, Vaginal Sex

Word Count: 5,168

A/N: Can’t believe I’m posting my first One-shot on here! Hope everyone enjoys and all the likes, comments and reblogs are greatly appreciated!

Nine O'clock in the morning, Tom was eager to get on the golf course and start practicing for the tournament the next day. This was one of the biggest tournaments of the year and Sony decided to hold it at the most luxurious resort in Hawaii. He, of course, had to bring you, his lovely girlfriend along to accompany him and to well hold his caddy bag too.

There you two were both at the 9th hole, it had been exactly an hour of standing on the courses and watching Tom from afar. You're not gonna lie the way he rocked those golfing shorts and how tightly fitted his polo was, it was hard not to stare. You had his stylish but heavy caddy bag full of drivers and clubs slung over your shoulder and the sun was extremely hot that morning. There he was again for probably the 100th time this morning getting into his usual stance in front of the tee, the white golf ball perched on it. You crossed your legs, thighs being squished together due to the tight black golf skirt Tom had insisted you wear because not only did he like how good you looked in it but also because he wanted you to be dressed for the occasion, although he didn't mention the part where you carry his bag practically the whole time. You readjusted the bag on your shoulder, a cramp starting to form at the top, the weight was just too much and the golf cart was too bothersome to get to being very far away. You slide the bag off your shoulder placing it on the freshly cut grass, the base of it embedded in the grass as your hands laid on top of the open part of the bag where the clubs were sticking out. Your head flicks up as you hear the sound of metal tinging again the ball and you squint seeing the ball go flying for miles.

Besides Tom being able to hit the ball that far you were more interested in how he looked afterward. His polo shirt lifting ever so slightly up showing a sneak peek of his abs, his happy trail being somewhat visible. His big muscular biceps flexing so hard it looked like his polo sleeve was suffocating them, god you wish you could just rip his shirt off him already. The way his leg muscles were clearly showing off his calves bulging thanks to all that hard work in the gym every day. What was even sexier than all of that was the way he would hold the club in the air in place after hitting it. The way his face was just so serious yet he had this glint in his eyes that only you had ever seen in one place when he was in bed with you. He held the perfect pose for a moment before turning to you and waving, a bright smile on his face, all signs of seriousness gone. He made his way to you jogging, the club twirling back and forth in his hands.

"Did you see the shot I made? That one had to be the best so far this morning." He asked his chest heaving up and down as you could tell he was out of breath just by jogging over to meet you and well who knows maybe something else was making him so out of breath. The sun was taking a toll on him and Hawaii weather wasn't exactly like the cold and brisk UK climate.

"Of course I did darling. You looked breathtaking out there. I'm sure you're going to do absolutely amazing tomorrow at the actual event." You say smiling as he hands you his club and you stick it back in with the others.

You feel his hands immediately snaking around your hips, spinning you around to face him as he lightly presses you up against his caddy bag, the only thing supporting your wobbly legs at that very moment. His lips immediately inches away from your ear as his hot breath hits you, whispering into your ear.

"Breathtaking huh? You don't look so bad yourself darling." He says pulling away slowly his eyes meeting yours, quickly scanning up and down your body. You couldn't help but be at a loss for words. This man would be the death of you, always teasing with that voice of his and knowing exactly what made you tick.

"God Tom, you're such a tease. I'm waiting for when you're actually gonna do something fun with me this weekend and stop making me carry your caddy bag. I'm your girlfriend you know, not your damn caddy gal." You say in a snarky voice, your tone not playful or flirty whatsoever.

He was clearly taken back by your response and raised his eyebrow at you, a smirk coming about on those soft pink lips of his.

"And who said I wasn't going to do something fun with you this weekend? You know how important this tournament is for me and I can't be slacking on practice but I promise after this hol-" He is cut off by you quickly pulling away from him, leaving his hands and arms empty of your body's presence. His facial expression clearly shocked and dumbfounded, he was in big trouble and not the good kind.

You purposely knock over his bag, the clubs falling out as you look back at him, your face still clearly mad at him. Regardless you had a plan in mind to get him to do exactly what you wanted. He just needed a little push to get him distracted from golf and more interested in you.

"Oops! Oh god, I'm such a clutz Tommy, I'm so sorry..." Your innocent voice comes out as you bend over to pick up the fallen clubs, your tight skirt clearly lifting up ever so slightly, Tom has the perfect view of your ass from behind.

"Since golf is more important than your girlfriend why don't you just go on and continue without your little caddy gal. If this is your definition of fun I don't want any part of it." You say in a more serious tone as you look up at him as your kneeling in a clearly suggestive pose, both your knees in the grass your thighs rubbing up against each other and your skirt hiking slowly up as you look up at him from the ground. A club in your hand as you make sure to point it at him before sliding it back in the bag. Your breasts bounce as you spring back up, and dust your knees off spinning on your heels walking off and back in the direction of the resort.

Tom was clearly stunned not only from how much you were seeming to tease him but also because you were mad at him, to him this was pretty hot but also he knew he wasn't gonna get what he wanted so easily. It was either golf or his girl and he couldn't ever say no to you.

"W-Wait Y/N! Come on darling! I'm sorry, don't be like that! You know you're more important!" He yells after you, trying to fast walk to catch up but your legs were walking just a tad faster than his and he was out of breath already, giving up. His eyes watched your beautiful figure walk off in the distance.

He takes off his glove and rubs his temples with his fingers clearly frustrated. He squints into the distance not being able to see you anymore and lets out an exhausted sigh.

"Good job mate, you fucked up. I swear she drives me mad but god do I love her." He says to himself before giving up not caring about practice anymore and grabbing his bag walking in the same direction as you were.

30 mins later...

You finally make it back to the penthouse suite, sliding your room key at the front door and letting yourself in. You take a deep breath annoyed at him but little fights like these never lasted long and you knew exactly how they ended, always with makeup sex. Knowing that he would eventually come back at some point you decide to take your time unwinding and actually enjoying the resort room for once. On trips like these most of the time, both you and Tom were always out either at a party, sightseeing or busy at press conferences all weekend. Not once did you guys actually enjoy the fluffiness of the bed or even take a dip in the jacuzzi.

You find a way to shimmy off the skirt and strip the polo from your torso leaving you in nothing but underwear. Your undergarments go flying onto the bed as you step into the bathroom running a warm bath to relax in. The bathroom is filled with candles so you take a match striking it and lighting a few to set the mood. The sweet smell of what seemed to be vanilla and mint filled the bath and you took a deep breath relaxing to the aroma. Squeezing some bubble bath soap into the water the tub soon fills to the top with bubbles that you submerge your whole aching body in. You tilt you head back sighing as the water starts to set in relaxing all your muscles especially your shoulder, no thanks to that heavy bag of his.

"Now this is what I call relaxing. I swear sometimes he can be so stubborn and this certainly isn't the first time he has ditched me for fucking golf!" You say a bit irritated but you still glance over at your phone on the counter not seeing the screen light up.

Minutes pass by and the pit in your stomach doesn't go away as you wonder what could be taking him so long to return. This was Tom Holland we were talking about, famous pro golfer, 3 time champion of the US Open, and the man who could finish an 18 hole course in a mere two hours almost setting the world record for putting so many holes in that amount of time. So what was taking him so long?

You had spoken too soon when you heard the front door open all the way from the bathroom and you had never jumped out of the bath so quick in your life. It was finally your time to tempt him and make him want you like no tomorrow. It was true what Tom had said at his last press conference, the two things he loved in this life were in his words "Golf and my girlfriend". So it's not like he could resist you now, could he?

You reach over to grab the white fluffy robe on the bathroom counter and wrap your body in it tying a loose knot in the front to close it. Your hair up in a perfectly messy bun as you shuffle out of the bathroom and into the bedroom but what you were looking at wasn't Tom at all. It was Tessa. She had jumped onto the bed and your underwear was hanging from her mouth so innocently as she decided to tear it to shreds.

"Tessa! Princess, I'm happy to see you but why are you chewing on mommy's underwear?! No, no, no!" You say rushing over to her and despite her doing something bad you couldn't resist petting her head and giving her a little hug.

"Ugh now, what am I gonna do? That was my favorite pair..." You say looking sadly over at your suitcase and you huff and puff annoyed but you could never be mad at Tessa she was basically Tom's baby and she was equally as loved by you too.

You go over to your suitcase sifting through your clothes tossing and throwing articles of clothing over your shoulder, pieces landing on the floor, others landing on the bed and some even on Tessa's head. She just whimpers and whines as she rolls around in your clothes, tongue sticking out panting. No underwear nor even a damn bra can be found in your suitcase and you furrow your brow in frustration.

"Ok, seriously what the fuck?! I know I packed more than one pair for this trip and I'm pretty sure you didn't eat them, Tess." You say turning on your heels to look back at her, those little puppy dog eyes of her staring back at you as she barks in response, her tail wagging back and fourth happily.

"If I find out one of the maids stole it I'm going to have a fi-" You're cut off by a familiar voice as you turn your head towards the double doors of the bedroom Tom standing between them holding what seemed like a beautiful black matching panty and bra set.

"You looking for these? What, cat got your tongue darling?" He said a smirk well on his face as his eyes clearly wandered to the white robe that was wrapped around your body.

You roll your eyes at him pretending to still be mad but oh how grateful you were that he finally returned to the room.

"Tom this isn't funny, I need those to go to dinner tonight. Don't think having Tessa come in here to soften me up means I've forgiven you." You say turning your head sighing but you walk towards him seeming reluctant but oh how you wanted him to just rip the robe off you right then and there, would he have the guts though?

He takes a couple of steps towards you throwing the undergarments he had just brought for you to the floor joining the other pieces of clothes. He threw off his baseball cap, letting his wild sweaty curls free, it was clear his eyes were filled with lust for you and he sure wasn't playing games.

"I think I'd rather see you in that tight black dress tonight without the panties and bra don't you think? Who needs those anyway? It just gives me better access," He paused biting his bottom lip taking even more steps towards you and you weren't stopping either.

"Plus I have no idea what you're talking about, having Tessa come in here to soften you up? Who could ever come up with a plan like that? Stealing all your underwear, hiding it, and then making you undress for me? How scandalous." A low chuckle coming from his lips as his eyes never left your body only focusing on you.

"Only a crazy man like you would come up with such an elaborate plan," You giggle at how silly he could be in such a situation.

"You don't have to steal my underwear to see me naked you know. All you have to do is just ask or maybe not even that you have to do..." Your voice trails off as your fingers creep down to your waist tugging slowly at the knot on the robe.

"So does this mean all is forgiven then?" He asks, god he could be so naive sometimes.

"I think you're gonna have to work a little harder than that. You can't walk in here and expect me to give in so easily," You say just as you're about to open the knot and let the robe open, you stop, immediately teasing him. Your steps are delicate as you stop just in front of him, your hands landing on his pecs, your nails playing with the fabric of his sweaty and damp polo.

"How about we subtract a couple of pieces? We are a bit uneven right now and that's not fair Tom."

Your fingers slowly dragging down the fabric, your fingertips being able to feel his abs through his shirt until reaching the hem and pulling it upwards. With his help, the shirt is on the floor in seconds as his lips curve into a smirk the more your fingers travel downward to the button of his shorts.

"I'm all about playing a fair game darling." His smirk only grows wider as your fingers play with the waistband of his briefs poking out of his fitted shorts.

"From now on, no more making me the caddy gal. Since 'Mr. Holland' makes so much money you're going to hire a proper caddy after I'm done with you. I get to watch from the golf cart, deal?" You ask or more like demanding as he nods his head in response.

"It's a deal, as long as you get to wear the tight skirt while you're watching me then it's definitely a done deal." He says a little chuckle leaving both your and his lips at the same time as you nod your head 'yes'.

You do the honors of unbuttoning his shorts as they fall to the ground and he immediately grabs the knot you had done such a good job undoing that he whips your robe open in one easy swipe of his skillful hands leaving you standing completely vulnerable and naked right in front of him. He was no stranger to your body and neither you to his so why did you always blush and act shy when you were with him? Probably because you knew despite being rough he could also be tender with you and go slow but be fast all at once and it just made your blood boil for him.

"Now this is my idea of fun." He said before the next thing you know you're already scooching your way up onto the bed, Tessa jumping off of the bed and scurrying off to the living room.

"Took you long enough to realize the idea of fun I was talking about." You say rocking your hips as you curl your finger calling him over, a smile on your face as he crawled up on the bed hovering over your body.

His hands glued themselves to your hips squeezing your skin between his fingers. He leans down closer, his nose nuzzling into the crook of your neck his lips brushing against the delicate patch of skin. His muscular body pressed down and grinding against your naked one, a small muffled moan escaping your lips as you buck your hips against his erect cock that had been brushing up against your inner thigh. He was already hard just looking and smelling your scent, his teeth grazing your skin, gaining another moan from your lips before sinking his teeth into you. His soft lips peppering kisses every so often stopping and sucking at your skin leaving his mark trailing down your neck and to your collarbones.

Your hands find their way to the nape of his neck letting your fingers play with his loose curls pulling every so often as soft moans slip off your tongue. His hips grind harder against you the sound of your moans like music to his ears, encouraging him to keep going. His hands running up and down your sides, one hand sliding up to your breast squeezing and kneading it. Your nipple hard to the touch as his fingers played with it flicking his thumb over the top of the sensitive area.

"T-T-Tom..." Your voice was shaky, stuttering as you could feel your core pulsing with want and need for him. Just watching him on the course was child's play this was what you really wanted.

"Fuck, you smell amazing darling...I wanted to rip that skirt off you, right then and there on the course but seems like I'll have to save that for next time." His voice husky and almost growling as he says it just makes you more turned on than before.

"W-Well then promise me you will buy me another one after you rip it off me, will you?" You say but before you could even get a little giggle out his lips were on yours.

His soft lips pressed up against yours, his tongue swiping against your bottom lip asking for entrance. Your hands move from the nape of his neck to the sides of his face pulling him closer cupping his cheeks as you deepen the kiss. Muffled moans now leaving both of your lips as his tongue danced in unison with yours the kiss progressively getting sloppier. His hands wander slowly going down your side, his fingertip ghosting over your hipbone and going even lower down your thigh and squeezing so tight there for sure would be bruises. Your back arched in response to the roughness but neither of you minded to get a little rough once in a while leaving marks for the public to see. Despite being a major figure in the golfing community Tom wasn't afraid to show off that he loved his woman and that he had more skills other than hitting a golf ball for miles on end.

His lips pulled away slowly scanning over your facial features just by the lewd face you were making it made him even more eager to fuck you senseless.

"I promise...god you're so beautiful. I'm sorry darling, I've been neglecting you for too long." He says his voice low and throaty as he starts kissing down lower and lower until his lips reach your hip bone pressing kisses over the slowly forming bruises his hands had caused.

"Then show me how you make up for lost time and fuck me already." Your breath hitched as his free hand slowly trails over your stomach going even lower to your core, his fingertips teasing your clit.

Your fingers embed themselves into his reddish-brown curls as your hands push him further down till you were satisfied. He scatters kisses on your inner thigh trailing up till he reaches your entrance his tongue licking up your lips gaining a breathless moan from you as your fingers pull at his hair more tugging his head closer. You could feel his lips smile against your entrance and you tilt your head back against the headboard your moans only growing louder as your thighs are resisting to clench closed by how well his tongue is working into your heat. His hands gripped your hips keeping them steady as you had the urge to buck your hips against his tongue harder.

His lips pull away for just a moment to look up at you, his fingernails digging into the flesh of your inner thigh pushing your legs to stay open. His tongue poking out between his lips licking them as he takes his thumb swiping it across his bottom lip and biting it.

"You're so wet already for me princess..." He says lifting his head and peppering more kisses on your inner thigh seeing the way you shuddered and squirmed just by the touch of his lips on your skin just made him want to completely devour you.

Your breathing was uneven as he was clearly teasing you. He hadn't even let you cum and you knew that was just the start of his slow torture.

"I was already hot and bothered the minute I saw you swing your club this morning. Have I told you that you look so damn hot when you tee off?" You say biting your lip as he lifted his head up and ran his fingers through his curls shaking them loose, some stands landing on his sweaty forehead and sticking to the sweat.

He hooked his fingertips in the sides of his briefs pulling them down painfully slow, his cock springing up and laying flat up against his abs. A small moan escaped his own lips as he looked into your eyes full of lust, his eyes only focusing on the shape of your body, the scent of vanilla and mint radiating off of your skin. He grinds down on you till both your bodies, skin against skin, are both pressed up against each other. Your breasts pressed to his sweaty chest and his arms embracing you, holding you close to him as he positions himself right at your entrance. His hot breath hits your lips before pressing into you, a gasp coming from both you and him simultaneously. Your hands grip onto his back, fingernails digging into his skin as he slowly starts to move in and out of you slowly picking up the pace letting you adjust to his cock.

His lips immediately on yours, pants, moans, and grunts filling the room. As Tom picks up the pace thrusting faster into you, you scream his name over and over between wet sloppy kisses. One hand intertwining together with yours, an imprint being made into the mattress of both of your hands. You squeeze his hand so hard you thought you might break his hand by sheer force. His thrusts get sloppy the faster he goes sliding his cock so easily in and out of you, your walls pulsing around him as he let out a loud moan pressing you deep into the mattress his lips hiding in the crook of your neck as he tries to muffle his moans and groans, your name falling off his lips every few seconds. You turn your head slightly your lips brushing his broad shoulder as you manage to leave a few lazy kisses there.

"Princess I'm so close..." His breath running out as he pounds his cock into you so deep he was hitting just the right spot over and over again.

"M-Me too darling..." You manage to say before the both of you reach your climaxes at the same time.

His hips buck into you one final time as your back arches off the bed his free hand sliding down your side and gripping your thigh as the pace slows down and he stops moving to lean forward pressing your body against his. His embrace wrapping you up in his arms his head lying in the crook of your neck as he catches his breath and he delicately kisses the side of your face. You stare up at the ceiling, your legs clenching around him pulling him close despite his cock going completely soft after cumming inside you. Your fingers find their way to his curls, stroking them softly as he hums content with the feeling of how relaxing such an action was.

"You haven't lost your touch darling and that totally made up for the lost time. I'm sorry for getting angry over dumb things. I know golf is important to you and you have enough room for both me and it." You confess realizing maybe you overreacted before. You never liked ending things badly and leaving even the littlest of fights unresolved.

He slightly lifts his head and rolls off to your side but still stays just inches away from you. You take the opportunity to wrap your body up in the soft white sheets that you're pretty sure room service would have a hard time cleaning the stains out of. He turns onto his side facing you his head propped up in his hand as his hazy coffee brown eyes look into yours.

"Well, I'm glad I haven't lost it just yet. No princess, I'm the one who is sorry. Lately, I haven't been giving you the attention you need...both emotionally and physically too. I know I get wrapped up in the whole golf thing sometimes but you will always be more important than all that. Plus I can tell when your body needs and wants me, clearly, you were in dire need." He says a smile growing on his face and you cover your face a bit embarrassed to admit you were being needy and you clearly just wanted more attention from him.

You lean a bit closer to him placing a softer kiss on his lips short and sweet as you savored his lips moving against yours. Your hair a mess and you gracefully pull the hair tie from it, as it cascades down the sides of your face and covers your shoulders. You notice he is staring at your every move and it makes you smile at how he looks at you in admiration even though you're nothing special. Well after all you were able to steal the place of "Tom Holland's Girlfriend" so that was an accomplishment right? You reach to cup his cheek, your fingertips gliding across his sharp jawline.

"You know I still have the candles lit in the bath and I even put bubbles in it." You say giggling as his eyes seem to light up at the words, this man was so pleased with such simple things, a true child at heart sometimes.

"Really now? Then we shouldn't let it go to waste." His eyebrows rise as he rolls off the bed standing up and already walking towards the bathroom.

You admire his ass from behind because yes you were a woman who liked a man with ass and he sure as hell had a good one. You roll around in the sheets groaning not wanting to move and he looks back at you in confusion.

"You know you can't stay there forever." He says sighing his naked figure leaning against the door frame, he looked like a perfectly chiseled statue right out of Rome when he was completely butt naked.

"I'll only join you if you carry me there." You say laughing into the sheets your eyes peeking up from under them looking at him as another award-winning smile is on his lips again, a chuckle coming from him as he rushes over to you his fingers playfully scratching you all over trying to make you laugh and giggle more.

"Ah! Tom! Stop! Stop! You know I'm ticklish!" You say between breaths from laughing too hard as you're able to lift the sheets up enough to distract him pulling him down onto the bed once again your body tangling together with his, the sheet had flown in the air gracefully covering the both of you and you're both caught in a giant laughing fit full of smiles.

As your body is pressed together with his despite being under the sheets (literally) you look at his beautiful eyes once more, it felt like the moment had frozen in time as you both just smile at each other loving the little moments of playfulness.

"Your so beautiful Y/N. I'm the luckiest man to ever exist." He says his nose nuzzling against yours.

"Then I must be the luckiest woman to fall completely and utterly in love with you. every single day." You whisper into the close space between your faces. The feeling of repeating the "I love you's" and "You're so beautiful" were constant but never tiring or old.

As you both laid in bed together with your bodies sinking into the mattress together it was all picture-perfect as you both knew, despite the little fights and arguments Tom's love for you and your love for him would be forever and always.

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augment-techs · 3 years ago

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sentence starters: Golem Girl (edition one)

And let me tell you, fucking is a lot louder than a whisper.

The night people left me alone.

And silence makes three.

“If I looked like you, I’d kill myself!”

Resplendent in a concertmaster tuxedo complete with tails.

A bunch of wannabe Marx Brothers equipped with bongs and a comprehensive collection of porn.

Of course they knew. Quasi-twinship is a two-way street.

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Got it. The Universal equated to men at war and women in bed. The fragile human body pertained only to me.

Their ghost led me straight to a dupioni coat in brilliant manganese blue.

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I acquired erotic strategy by the hour.

The magic trick of the penis alone--supernatural.

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No one’s ego survives being seen in stirrups.

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In fairy tales, the reverse never held true.

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Turned out that something was their white iron bed.

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His actions were reprehensible, and yet he saved me.

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Sex scared me from my bones outward.

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Who knew that sweaters were handed down for generations?

I should have been sent to a gynecologist; instead, my pediatrician sent me to a psychiatrist.

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Their crutches splayed sideways like the legs of a day old fawn.

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But back into the fireplace.

It was good to know I had something to offer this friendship.

The entire school had a crush in their crush.

What a ludicrous victory.

I loved them with all my heart. They were funny and sarcastic, a truth-teller and wizard at whipping up urgently needed comfort food.

And there was no one left to ask.

But with a thin veneer of whimsy pasted on top.

Operating rooms, bright and clean and full of things for cutting meat.

Flesh pink, skin pink, lip pink, palm pink, vagina pink, eyelid pink.

Curtains parted for the theater of blood.

…In a broken-glass, stop-motion bullet.

Their body was big and emphatically solid.

On our third night lust trumped fear.

In Jewish folklore, the Angel of Death is rather stupid.

Teratology, from the Greek teratos, or “monster,” is the medical term for the study of birth defects.

“From God’s perspective, all humans are disabled.” --Michael Chemers.

Golems are permitted to exist only if they conform to the wishes of their masters.

When a Golem determines its own purpose--let’s call it hubris--it is almost always destroyed.

#writing prompts #ASK ME SOMETHING #sentence starters #boom! power rangers #golem girl #riva lehrer

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anonymous0writer · 4 years ago

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Prince and Princess

Author: @anonymous0writer

Warnings: Smut. Swearing. Light alcohol use.

Requested: Yes!

“can i have an imagine with topper where you guys are going to midsummers with topper and you guys are basically the kook prince and princess and everyone's like all over you guys and then going back to toppers and doing the dirty and it's like really good too”

Summary: You and your boyfriend are called the prince and princess of the Kooks. What a fitting theme for Midsummers.

A/N: This is so cute. And I have a soft spot for Topper- I know. He needs a redemption arc in the next season or I’ll be sad. But this was fun! And I love the idea of a prince and princess Kook. :) I loved this request!

Also this is just a regular midsummers. Not based off the show. Sarah and Topper were never together. :)

(This is the first Topper gif I’ve laid eyes on, lol)

Prince and Princess of the Kooks. Prince and Princess of Figure Eight. The Kook Princess with her prince. The prince of the Kooks. The Kook royals.

The titles had always been linked to you and your boyfriend. You didn’t really mind it, because the words weren’t lies. You and Topper were famous among the Kooks. And you’d been together for a long time, and you were the among the three richest families in Figure Eight. Once apon a time, Sarah Cameron was dating your brother and they were the power couple, but Sarah had cheated like she always did and you brother had eyes for another.

So the title of Prince and Princess of Figure Eight was yours. And it was beyond fitting.

Y/N Y/L/N. The second child of four to the Y/L/N dynasty. The second richest family in Figure Eight. Close friends and business partners with the Camerons. Rich beyond measure. Famous name and company. Massive house with the biggest pool. The princess of the Kooks.

Topper Thornton. The heir to the Thornton legacy. The third richest family on the Figure Eight. Father was the best man at both of Ward Cameron’s weddings. Money practically bursting out of the bank account. A grand house with a private, sprawling gold course. Name known and feared around the island. The prince of the Kooks.

It was fitting for you two to date. And it was perfect for your families. Dating since the summer before freshman year at Kook Academy. They all prayed you’d marry and join to create a powerhouse of class and wealth. And it looked like you were headed down the perfect path.

And it was even more fitting for you two to show up to Midsummer's the way you did.

You were dressed in a satin, pale pink colored dress. Hair curled tightly and dressed in a half up, half down manner. Pearls adoring your ears and throat. Your nails a creamy color with a silver colored ring slipped carefully on your finger. Your makeup was light. Mascara and blush that heighten your beauty. You looked beautiful, with your tan, glowing skin from days in the French countryside. A princess indeed.

Topper was in his suit. A soft gray with a pink button up shirt. Matching you perfectly. Even the flower tucked in the pocket of his blazer was the same pale color as your dress. His skin was tan from days lounging around his pool and golfing. And his body was toned from working out throughout the summer. And his blue eyes seemed extra bright. A prince indeed.

You linked you arm with your boyfriend, sending a fleeting smile toward him. Before you exited the building the party was held at, Topper leaned forward and kissing your temple. His warm lips against your head eased your nerves. You were somewhat nervous. It was your first appearance after leaving for summer vacation in France with your family. You were worried everything changed in the span of the two months you were gone. You’d missed your boyfriend more than anything, and had feared he’d changed his mind about you two. But he’d eased your nerves and reminded you of his love.

“You look beautiful, baby.”

You smiled. “You look quiet good yourself,” You eyes roam over his figure appreciatively.

He grins back, but soon enough it was your cue to step through the massive french doors. You stepped out into the yard of the festivities of Midsummers. It was breathtaking. Fairy lights strung around the posts of the pergola. Soft clinks of champagne glasses and soft laughter filled the air. Fancy, expensive dresses shifting as the girls in them danced to the music floating around the area in a gentle haze. The night was warm, a cool breeze wrapping around you and embracing you. The sun was half setting, making the horizon explode in bright oranges and rich pinks and soft, bruise colored purples.

Topper’s grin widened as you joined the party. The part was a good way to come back to Outer Banks. You fell right back in with Sarah and your old friends. They filled you in on the happenings around the island as they pressed you with seemingly endless questions about France. As you talk, your hand is tight in Topper’s. His eyes are filled with love as he looks on at you, pulling you just a bit closer because he needs you closer.

And as the dancing picks up, your boyfriend extends as hand and asks to dance. His hands go to your waist and he pulls you closer. You rest your head on his chest, swaying to the music playing. His embrace is warm and you shiver as the night gets cooler. Your hands grasp Topper’s blazer as you snuggle into his warmth. You missed your boyfriend more than anything. You were tempted to beg your father to allow him to come, but you knew the answer wouldn’t be what you wanted. You’d gotten back to North Carolina a few days ago and were getting over the jet lag and unpacking for most of them. So tonight was one of first nights you and Topper had since you got back.

Topper pulled you closer and kisses your hair. “You okay, baby?” He breathed in your ear.

“Yes. I just missed you.” You replied and broke away to peer up at him. You smiled brightly and pressed a quick kiss to his lips.

The music started to pick up, and before you knew it, you and your boyfriend were dancing around each other in the classic Midsummer’s dance. You giggled at his facial expressions as he struggled to remember some of the moves, but you were always there, helping him step in the right direction.

When the song ended, you two broke away to get some drinks. You were breathless from the dancing and stumbled after your boyfriend. He grabbed your elbow to steady you and laughed. Topper snagged two tall champagne glasses and handed you one. Technically you weren’t supposed to drink, because you were minors, but everyone in attendance drank at Midsummers. It was practically tradition.

You took a sip, trying not to get too drunk. But you weren’t even given the chance to take another sip because more people flocked you, asking you questions about France and gushing about how you and your tall boyfriend were perfect. You couldn’t even close your mouth for a second, questions overflowing. You caught Topper’s eye and he smirked, amused. But you loved how nice and lovely they were being. And how they pestered the boy beside you too.

“Alright,” Topper cleared his throat after a while. “I’m going to dance with my beautiful girl if you don’t mind.” He smiled at the Kooks surrounding you two. When his blue eyes landed on your they light up and he gripped your hand.

The boy pulled you away from your classmates and friends. However, he didn’t pull you to the dance floor like he said he would. Topper held your hand as he led you back inside the country club. You giggled as he entered a hallway and dragged you down another. He stopped, pulling you toward him in an empty hallway.

Here, the music was heavily muted and the sounds of the party were practicality non-existent. Topper pushed your against the wall, lips meeting yours in a long over due, passionate kiss. The kiss was sweet, but behind it was a breathless “I missed you”.

You kissed back, lips hot. Your fingers dug into his hair, quickly finding home. His hands on your waist and pulling you endlessly closer were familiar. As you kissed, making up for the ones you didn’t have this summer, you felt home. You felt perfectly happy and at ease. He gave you warmth and love. You finally felt home. You never felt this way. Not when you touched down on American soil. No even when you arrived in Outer Banks. No even when you entered your bedroom. Not in the arms of any other. Here, in Topper’s arms, you felt at home.

“Top,” You whispered, gasping for breath as you pulled away. You clung to his jacket, not wanting to let go. “Let’s go back to your place.”

He smirked at the intended actives you’d participate in back at his house. You weren’t driven by lust, or need. A tiny part of you, sure. But you wanted an intimate night with the boy who had your heart. He kissed your cheek after pecking your lips.

“Yeah, okay.” He breathed, breath hot on your neck. He intertwined your fingers and led you to his car.

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Topper’s lips were hot and needy on yours as he pulled you in for a searing kiss. You’d made it up to his big bedroom, his lips on your skin the moment the door shut and locked.

Your fingers tangled in his hair as they always did. Your breathing became quickly labored as his mouth traveled from your lips to your jaw and down your neck. Need burst through you at every touch of his skin against yours. His fingers danced around your hips, thumbs brushing against the silky fabric of your dress. No doubt wanting the thing off. But tonight wasn’t a night for fast and furious sex. This was perfect, sweet sex. Long, passionate sex.

“Oh my,” You breathed as his lips found your sweets spot, sucking lightly.

Your hands dropped to cup his neck as you pulled away. “Top,”

His eyes flickered up to meet yours, mouth still hovering over your skin. Topper stood, hands cupping your face. He pressed a sweet kiss to your lips.

“Yes?”

“I love you.” You stated, looking him hard in the eyes. You meant it. You’d always mean it.

His lips curved into a big smile. “I love you, Y/N.”

You nodded, and looped your arms around his neck as Topper carried you to his bed, setting you down. He crawled over you, your dress spilling around you in a satin halo. His lips connected to your collar bone, taking their time with exploring the smooth plains of your skin.

You arch your back, aching for his touch. Topper’s fingers dance along the straps of your dress, sliding them down your shoulders. You squirm out of the dress, your hot skin exploding with goose bumps as the cool air wraps around you. But Topper’s body hovers over yours, a soft warmth radiating. Your lips find his again even as your fingers tug restlessly at the buttons of his shirt. You don’t bother with his blazer or getting it off. You just need to feel his skin against your finger tips. The buttons open to reveal part of his tanned chest.

“Topper,” You breath, meeting his lust blown eyes. He pulls away, lips leaving your skin as he peels off his shirt and blazer. You grip his shoulders as he grabs one thigh and pushes against you, lips hungrily meeting yours. Yours hand go for his pants, as his hands slid up your legs. Topper’s hands are warm and the edge of his fingertips run along the edge of your underwear. You squirm, need threatening to break your self control. You feel your panties go wet as you undo Topper’s belt. The boy finishes your job, yanking off his pants and throwing them on his floor.

His lips cascade onto your chest, dipping in between your breasts and onto the valley of your stomach. His kisses are hot and needy. Your hands tug at his hair, aching for more. Constantly more. You buck your lips slightly at his face as his lips trail along the hem of your underwear. Suddenly, the boy on top of you grabs your thighs and rests them on his shoulders. Topper’s head dips down to tease you, peppering kisses and marking your legs lightly. You can’t help the loud moan spilling from your throat.

“Baby, please,” You whined, your core aching.

Topper dropped your legs lightly and crawled back up your body to kiss you. You hands were still nestled in his hair and you tugged lightly, soliciting a moan from your boyfriend. He rolled his hips against yours, needing the friction as much as you. He muttered a curse as your head tipped back and your dropped your hands to tug his boxers down. Soon enough they were off, and Topper was quick to rid you of your own underwear.

And he was teasing you, eyes roaming over your bare body. You cupped his cheeks and moaned his name. The moan made his eyes flicker. “Please?” You begged, the need almost too much.

With a simple thrust of his hips, Topper pushed into you, making you cry out loudly, hands grasping his hair. He leaned over you, face dropping into the curve of your shoulder. His soft grunting and occasional moans threw you faster towards your climax. Topper’s hips rolled expertly against yours, hitting deep places only he was able to touch. You cried his name every time he hit a certain spot. Your legs were shaking, and your hands dropped to grip the sheets, tangling them.

“Oh my- Fuck!” You screamed as your boyfriend hefted a leg higher, granting him more access.

“Come on baby,” Topper muttered in your ear, a moan following soon after. The bed was creaking, moving in time with Topper’s fast thrusts.

Topper was unforgiving, going harder and fucking you until you couldn’t form a thought. The moans he solicited were sure to send you to hell. You clenched harder around him, your stomach tightening into a coil.

“Top!” You moaned, back arching off the bed as he slammed into you. The coil was threatening to snap as Topper’s hips started to stuttered.

“God baby. You feel so good.” He praised, hitting your g-spot as you eyes fluttered closed and you reached up to run your hands through his hair.

And then you snap. You cum, body going lax and Topper releases too, shooting into you. His hips stop, trying to catch his breath while being seated in you. You hands relax, and you fall back against the bed, spent.

That was by far the best sex you’ve had with Topper. Or anyone for that matter. Your high was fading, but you could still feel it hover over you like a ghost. You closed your eyes, savoring the feeling. Your boyfriend lay down next to you, chest rising and falling rapidly as he tried to catch his breath.

You roll on your side, facing your boyfriend.

“Top,” You whisper, voice hoarse from screaming his name. The blue eyed boy smiles at you, pulling you closer to him. You nestle into his warmth, head resting on his chest. You listen on as his heart beat clams down, sure your own is beating just as fast.

Topper brushes your hair away from your sweaty skin and leans to press a kiss to your shoulder. “Baby, that was good.”

You curl closer to him. “That was the best sex I’ve had, Top.”

Topper’s arm wrap tighter around you, fingertips tracing random patterns into your skin. His breath fans against your ear, making you squirm away, giggling. He kisses your hair.

“You were really good, sweetheart.” He rests his chin on the top of your head. You close your eyes, exhausted. You stay quiet for a beat before your boyfriend speaks up. “I missed you a lot, baby girl.”

“I missed you more,” You mumble, falling quickly into the arms of sleep. You doze, barely able to hear your boyfriend as he kisses your hair again.

“I’m going to marry you, baby.”

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bluecrusadearcade · 4 years ago

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Harrison Osterfield is not your regular irregular

By Baker Street, Gentleman’s Journal quizzes the star of Netflix’s new drama on world records, Sherlock Holmes and his golf swing…

Draped in a silk shirt and paisley scarf, Harrison Osterfield is shivering his way across a brisk Regent’s Park. But he’s not complaining. Why would he? After all, the 24-year-old has dealt with worse. In his latest television series alone — Netflix’s The Irregulars — he’s tussled with demonic crows, paranormal serial killers and even the occult. So a little nip in the air? Nothing to worry about.

“I do have my eye on that jumper, though,” beams Osterfield from behind a bold pair of sunglasses. I don’t blame him. It’s a chunky-knit, funnel-neck number from Connolly, and the next piece of clothing lined up for this al fresco photoshoot. But, for now, the young actor must grit his chattering teeth — and continue striking willowy poses in that billowy shirt.

And those poses are turning heads. Dog-walkers, taxi drivers and tourists are all picking up on Osterfield’s energy; a coolly British blend of big grins and bouncy enthusiasm. He swings from a lamppost! He dances through daffodils! He feeds the pigeons! NW1 hasn’t seen this much action in months…

And we’ve come to Regent’s Park for obvious reasons; Baker Street snakes down from its south-west corner. And, on that famous thoroughfare, sits the fictional digs of Sherlock Holmes. But The Irregulars, a supernatural-tinged drama named for Holmes’ gang of trusty street informants, wasn’t shot in London. Rather, it was filmed on the authentically old streets of Sheffield and Liverpool — the same cobbles walked by the Peaky Blinder boys. So this, Osterfield grins, is a fun opportunity to see the real thing.

“All of the rest of the cast,” he admits, “are really big Sherlock fans. I’ve never really read any of the Sherlock books. I’ve seen maybe one Robert Downey Jr. film? So I was very new going into it.”

Today, then, will be a crash course. Because, after we get Osterfield out of the park (and into that jumper), we’re heading to the Holmes Hotel for a coffee and a catch-up. It’s a relatively new hotel just off Baker Street, decked out with knowing nods to the world’s greatest detective. There’s a bronze bulldog guarding the door, pipe-patterned wallpaper and signature cocktails at the sadly-closed bar (anyone for a ‘Case Closed’?).

But, though there are only suggestions of Sherlock in the Holmes Hotel, Osterfield explains that they’re even subtler in the show. Because The Irregulars, in a nutshell (wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma), sidelines the sleuth, and shifts the focus onto Osterfield and his fellow gang members. The actor plays one of the show’s leads; frail runaway nobleman Prince Leopold. All sullen glances and broken bones, his story is the heart of this first season.

“And it’s been a long project in the making,” says Osterfield, noting that filming on The Irregulars began almost two years ago. “That’s quite daunting. When you’ve spent that much time on something and you’ve got no idea how it’s going to turn out?

“It means that, now, it’s crunch time,” he continues, face creasing with mock-worry, “and I have no idea how people are going to react. But I’m really proud of the work, and that’s what I’m taking away from it.”

The Irregulars may be Osterfield’s first lead role — but he’s been acting for years, popping up in several short films and the George Clooney-directed adaptation of Catch-22 before Netflix took notice. His first role came at 11-years-old, when he was cast as Tiny Tim in his school’s stage production of A Christmas Carol. “It’s funny, actually,” says Osterfield, “because it’s quite a similar physicality to my role in The Irregulars”.

“But that’s where it started,” he continues. “And the real reason I got into acting was because there was this girl in the drama class who I really liked. I thought, if I joined up and impressed her, I could take her out on a date. That didn’t happen. But, although she wasn’t interested at all — the acting seems to be going okay!”

It certainly does. But, like actors all over the world, it’s been a very slow year for Osterfield. He returned to set in September to finish filming the Netflix show — but the rest of his lockdown was eerily, cannily familiar to everyone else’s.

“I went back to my home in Kingston,” he nods, “where I was living with three of my best mates who are also actors. Quite a few of my friends are in theatre, and they had a really tough time of it — not knowing what was going to happen next. I was very lucky, knowing that I was going back to finish something”.

The actor says it was strange being locked-down with fellow performers. With sets closed around the country and curtains falling on theatres, it was one of the first times they had all been at home together. But, even with the additional pressure, he says there were no problems. And there never have been, according to Osterfield — as it’s rare that he and his friends ever compete for the same role.

“We’re all very different castings!” he laughs. “Which is good. It’s a mixed bag, really. But it’s very useful when you’ve got to self-tape an audition and there’s another actor literally upstairs. Also, we’ve all known each other for ten years, so we’ve grown up together and, luckily, know when not to push each other’s buttons.”

With no work, Osterfield spent most of his 2020 getting stuck into lockdown. And he shamelessly tried every self-isolated stereotype. He binge-watched every sports documentary from Drive to Survive to Last Chance U. He upped the frequency and intensity of his workouts. He even tried his hand at cooking. He tried everything.

“I did try everything!” the actor laughs, fizzing once more with that lamppost-swinging, daffodil-dancing energy. “Really! I think I went though every lockdown activity there is. I gave baking a go for two weeks — that didn’t work out. I made a banana bread and that was it. I’m not going to be delving into that any more…

“We were quite lucky, though,” he adds, “because we had an outdoor space. We built a homemade golf net in our garden, by putting up two wooden poles and hanging a blue screen we had left over from filming. That kept us entertained most days”.

But, despite the failed banana breads, closed-off golf courses and Irregulars anxiety, Osterfield says that the worst thing about lockdown was missing his family.

“Because we’re a very close family”, he explains. “Massively so. And, usually, we’d have family gatherings every other weekend – my whole family are in East Grinstead and closer to Brighton, so real countryside. I’m honestly just looking forward to the day, with summer on the horizon, that we can do some good barbecues outside.

“We even tried family Zoom quizzes over lockdown,” he adds, “and they all figured out that I’m not that clever. The rest of my family all seem really, really intelligent. I don’t know if they were just revising beforehand, but I was definitely last a couple of times…”

And Osterfield’s most inspiring family member — not to mention the most irregular — is his 89-year-old grandfather. Despite the young actor upping his own fitness levels during lockdown (“I started doing handstand push-ups. That’s my new skill!”) Osterfield’s grandfather put those athletic achievements to shame.

“He’s fitter than me!” laughs Osterfield. “He’s been kept at home for most of the time and, as a family, we’ve been quite worried about him. But I struggle to keep up with him. I’ll ring him up and ask how his day’s going and he’ll say ‘Oh, hi Harry. Can I call you back later on? I’m just doing some exercise’. So he’s doing better than okay!”

But the exercising, Osterfield says seriously, has been a real lifeline. It’s kept both him and his mind busy during lockdown — and has motivated the actor to pursue more physical, active roles in the future. If he can look back at a body of versatile work, measured out in marked body transformations, he says he’ll be happy.

“I’ve been doing a lot of bodyweight exercise over the last year,” he nods. “I thought it would be quite cool, while in lockdown, to break a world record for something — so I’ve been trying lots of fitness challenges. I’m very close to getting the most burpee chin-ups in under a minute. I’ve got to knuckle down on that.

“I also tried to eat an apple in under 38 seconds,” he laughs. “Which sounds like a long time, but it’s actually quite difficult. And, with apples, I eat everything. Even the middle bit. Even the stem. I just chuck it down. I’m a big fruit bat, so I eat everything apart from the seeds.”

There’s that bouncy energy again; that fun-but-utterly-sincere enthusiasm. It’s an odd thing for an actor, to be so happily unabashed by everything — but the 24-year-old is as animated when talking about his acting as he is about his apples. And that’s nice to see. He’s clearly relishing every opportunity to better himself, and just getting started with what promises to be a very exciting career. Harrison Osterfield, it seems, takes every bite of the apple — literally. Talk about irregular.

#Harrison osterfield #the gentlemans journal #the irregulars #interview

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onlygreens12 · 3 months ago

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Unique Golf Gifts: Stand Out with These Creative Ideas

Golf enthusiasts are a special breed. They live and breathe the game, celebrating every birdie and lamenting every bogey. When it comes to gifting, finding something that truly resonates with their passion can be a challenge. While a new driver or a set of high-end golf balls is always appreciated, why not take a step beyond the conventional and surprise them with something unique? Here are some distinctive Unique golf gifts ideas that are sure to delight any golfer.

Personalized Golf Accessories

One of the most thoughtful ways to show you care is by giving personalized golf accessories. Imagine a custom-engraved golf ball marker featuring their initials or a special message. For a more practical touch, consider personalized golf tees or a monogrammed golf towel. These items add a personal touch to their game and make for memorable keepsakes.

Golf-Themed Art and Decor

For the golfer who loves to decorate their space, golf-themed art and decor can be a great choice. From vintage golf posters and prints depicting famous courses to custom-made golf sculptures, these pieces can add a touch of their favorite sport to their home or office. Wall art featuring iconic golf courses or famous players can be a constant source of inspiration and pride.

Innovative Golf Gadgets

Golf gadgets are continually evolving, and there are plenty of innovative options to choose from. A high-tech rangefinder can provide accurate distance measurements, while a golf swing analyzer can help improve their game by offering detailed feedback on their swing mechanics. These gadgets not only enhance their play but also make the game more enjoyable.

Golf Course Experience Packages

If you want to give a gift that creates lasting memories, consider a golf course experience package. Many courses offer gift certificates or packages that include a round of golf, a meal, and perhaps even a golf lesson. For a truly unique touch, look for packages that include access to exclusive or renowned courses that they might not have the opportunity to play otherwise.

Customized Golf Bags

A custom golf bag is both practical and stylish. Many companies offer the option to personalize golf bags with colors, designs, and even logos or names. This makes it easy for the recipient to stand out on the course and have a bag that reflects their personal style and preferences. It’s a practical gift that combines functionality with a personal touch.

Golf-Themed Books and Journals

For golfers who love to read, consider gifting books that delve into the history, techniques, or anecdotes of the game. There are also beautifully designed golf journals where they can record their game statistics, thoughts, and goals. These items not only provide enjoyment but also serve as valuable resources for improving their skills.

Golf Training Aids

Training aids can help golfers fine-tune their skills and improve their performance. Look for products like putting mats that simulate real greens, alignment sticks to perfect their swing, or weighted training clubs to build strength. These tools offer practical benefits and show that you’re invested in helping them reach their golfing goals.

Golf Apparel with a Twist

Golf apparel doesn’t have to be ordinary. Consider items like custom-designed golf socks, quirky golf hats, or high-performance shirts with unique patterns or colors. These pieces can add a touch of fun and individuality to their golfing wardrobe while ensuring they stay comfortable on the course.

Eco-Friendly Golf Gifts

For the environmentally conscious Golf Gifts, eco-friendly gifts can be a great choice. Look for biodegradable golf tees, reusable water bottles, or golf towels made from recycled materials. These gifts show consideration for their values while still being practical and stylish.

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tacobell-cheesecake · 4 years ago

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CATBOY! MOZART AU

CATBOY MOZART

GENDER NEUTRAL READER INSERT

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Author's Note: A few months ago I made a joke about a Catboy Mozart AU and decided since it's April First, why not write it. Image cred: google image of mozart and pics art stickers (made with picsart) i did not proof read this at all :) _____________________________________________________________

Y/N didn't mean to fall into that hole on their dad's golf course. They were just trying to drink their lemonade and scroll through wattpad when they fell. How were they supposed to know it was a time machine!??!!

They fell into a beautiful room, with a magnificent piano.

"Wow" Y/N said

"NYAAAAAAAA" a man with cat ears and a tail yelled

"WHAT THE FUCKKKK" Y/N screamed

"WHat are you doing in my music room?" the man asked

"I'm so-I'm-I'm so sorry...I-" Y/N tried to speak but the cat-eared man was actually quite gorgeous

"Get out of my room! I'm writing a song called "Molto Allegro"!"

Suddenly, Y/N realized: this was the world famous musician Mozart

"You're...Mozart?????"

"Who else would I be bitch?"

"Wow language...You're famous wow..."

"So you've heard of me"

Y/N tossed their Y/H/C hair to the side, fixing their emo side part, smudging their dark eyeliner more, and checking their ripped black skinny jeans they got at hot topic, mcr shirt (also from hot topic), and black converses they wrote on with sharpie making sure they looked true emo enough. Its not everyday you get to meet MOZART.

"Of course I've heard of you, who hasn't?"

"Oh so you're a fan" he said with a wink

"no, you're not Corpse Husband or Gerard way. BTW stream DAYWALKER with Machine Gun Kelly."

"You should be my fan...please please be my waifu :) I'll fetch you some cat ears and we can drink warm milk"

"but but I have a job. sadly I live in capitalism so i need to get back home so I can pay my rent"

"Then why did you come here?" Mozart said, licking his paws hands like a cat

"I'll tell you why" it was the voice of Y/N's father, the one who owned a golf course. Y/N and their father did not get along too well. He was rich and didn;t understand "emo" or true music. He loved capitalism and wasn't a vegan. ew gross.

"Y/N I'm leaving you here I think this is best, meet your new friend Mozart"

And just like that they lived happily ever after RAWR XD

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taglist: @skytlake (you're welcome)

#this is so funny to me #mozart #emo #april fools #this is inspired by old wattpad fanfics im crying its so stupid

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cksmart-world · 4 years ago

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The completely unnecessary news analysis

by Christopher Smart

May 18, 2021

GOP BATTLE CRY: “GET RID OF YOUR DIAPER”

Who could guess the new battle cry of the Trump wing of the GOP would be, “Get rid of your diaper.” Although it's a great T-shirt slogan, it's somewhat limited because it's hard to sing, although Majorie Taylor Greene did give it a good try. The failure could have something to do with the acoustics as she bellowed through the office door mail slot of Bronx Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. Here at Smart Bomb, the staff has been unable to discern the origin of the catchy phrase. It may have been the product of focus groups in Taylor's backwoods Georgia district, although our analysts think it might be too sophisticated for her constituents, who are more likely to come up with something like, “Get rid of your taco you stupid spic.” Perhaps Taylor Greene paid an expensive K Street PR firm to come up the colorful maxim. The Trumper firebrand had a few other gems up her sleeve: she called AOC a “chicken,” which impressed some of her Republican colleagues for its finesse. But all that was just a warmup for the heavy artillery when she called AOC a "radical socialist," adding: "You don't care about the American people." But the former Bronx bartender seemed unrattled when she retorted, “I used to throw people like her out of the bar all the time.”

WINGMAN READY TO SING, MAN

Ever wonder what someone means when they say, “He's my wingman.” It used to mean a pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leading aircraft in a formation. Then hockey players appropriated it for forwards, who generally do most of the scoring. But now wingman can mean almost anything. For Trumpist Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz it means something like “fixer” or maybe “pimp,” but boy did his wingman score. Of course, those are just allegations that came out when the feds investigated Gaetz' wingman, Joel Greenberg, who faces a 33 count indictment and will probably need a wingman, himself, when he ends up in the Big House alongside guys who have pretty good slap-shots. If Gaetz' wingman sings, the Congressman could face charges of sex trafficking of a minor and others. There have been more famous wingmen, of course, like Sundance was to Butch, like Spiro Agnew was to Richard Nixon, like Pence was to Trump, like Tonto was to the Lone Ranger, like Dale Evans was to Roy Rogers and like Mike Lee is to Ted Cruz (Laurel and Hardy of the Senate). But not even Agnew and Nixon were charged with sex trafficking. Let's not forget, Gaetz is innocent until proven guilty. And anyway, the girl said she was 18.

STEWART AND CURTIS: OFF WITH HER HEAD

Time to roll out the old guillotine. See, when you have a revolution everyone has go along and if they don't you have to cut their heads off. In the case of Wyoming's Congresswoman Liz Cheney, some say she's getting it in the neck for telling the truth about The Big Lie and that the January 6 insurrection was no picnic. But here in Utah, our Rep. John Curtis can explain the whole thing away: “Well, I think the thing that's been frustrating to me is missing the narrative that she was not removed because of her stance on President Trump, nor because of her statements,” Curtis said. “It's that she is not leading this party in a way that will help us,” undermine democracy or prove the Earth is flat. We also have Rep. Chris Stewart to help us understand what Curtis said: “This was not a vote to condemn Rep. Cheney for her previous vote of conscience (to impeach Trump); this was a vote to unify the Republican Party” so we don't have that bitch going on and on about The Big Lie. We can't keep talking about how the election was stolen and how January 6 was just a big party incited by Donald Trump. That would just continue to make us look like assholes who chose Trump over Truth. Oh, and by the way, don't put away the guillotine: Mitt Romney, you're next.

Post script — Well that about does it for another crazy week here on As The World Turns, aka Smart Bomb. Some of us worry too much and some don't worry enough. If you're in the second group we can help: Consider this — our birth rate is declining and has reached 1.7 children per couple. Pencil this out and you will find that is 0.3 of a person short of replacing the current population. What's wrong with that, you might say, the swimming pools and golf courses are too crowded and, almost as bad, people are starving in Bangladesh. Why can't we just go back to a less crowded world where you could get up Little Cottonwood Canyon? Well because, stupid, capitalism demands growth. There must be an expansion of goods and services — and people to purchase them. And it can't work in reverse. So for us in the U.S, the short term solution is that we need immigrants. What do you think all those Turkish guys are doing in Germany — other than the blonde women, of course. That's right, Germans stopped reproducing (too much beer?). Smart Bomb analysts have considered the data and made a prediction: Ten years from now Trumpers will be inviting immigrants from everywhere and anywhere. And when you ask, they'll say, What's a Trump?

Well Wilson, here it is May, the most beautiful month of the year and everything is coming up roses. So how about you and the guys play a little cheery something for Matt Gaetz and his sidekick Joel Greenberg:

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat If I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale It'd just be me and trigger We'd go riding through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I'm going out to sea...

(If I Had A Boat — Lyle Lovett)

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Prompt: When Chris is having a hard time and faces anxiety, his girlfriend finds a way for him to relax.

Characters: Chris Evans X OC

Warnings: Smut, Fluff

Word count: 5,861 words.

A/N: So I came up with an interesting idea, I wanted to experiment this with a oneshot and I’m also planning to turn this into a series. If you would like to be tagged, please send me an ask or a private message! Hope you all enjoy!

As rays of sunlight was seeping through the white net curtains from the windows across their bed, Y/N scrunched her nose slightly and scrunched her nose further into the pillows. She groaned a little and tried to stretch but realized she was trapped in the arms of her boyfriend clung tightly around her frame. Looking down at her bare body, she slightly blushed remembering how she slept almost naked, well except for her sleeping shorts. She remembers they didn’t have sex last night, but he asked her to sleep with no shirt on, as he wanted his body he just wanted to feel her next to him to make him relax. Her fingers gently brushed her boyfriend’s muscular arms before gently lifting them up and prying them away from her body. Once she gently lifted the top arm, she quickly and quietly stood up and placed his arms gently back on the bed. He must’ve been exhausted, as her movement didn’t budge him and just curled into her pillow. Y/N couldn’t help but smile seeing her boyfriend Hollywood heartthrob Chris Evans, sleeping peacefully, his bare back rising and falling while breathing calmly, it brought a meditative effect on Y/N. She leaned down, brushed a few stray hairs away from his face, giving a gentle peck on his forehead, before grabbing his blue sweater slouched on the chair next to the sunlit window. She walked past the wooden post and lentil framing the bed and walked farther down the cottage suite meeting a portrait rectangle window in front of her, and cushions formed into a walled sofa on her left. That was her usual spot for the past few days, taking in the luscious greenery surrounding them when sipping her coffee

However, she decided to change the view after taking her cup of coffee, she padded back towards the bedroom and headed for the stairs leading to the attic which was projecting a bigger and more scenic view of the resort’s golf course and the Gokarna forest decorating the background. She settled down on a wooden arm chair, her right leg was dangling from the chair and her left leg hugging her chest as she took a big sip from her mug before leaning back. Her gaze got lost into the green bushes as she thought about the sudden trip of her boyfriend jetting in from DC to Kathmandu, Nepal. She was just facetiming him, two days ago and her heart broke seeing the large bags under his red eyes from lack of sleep, exhaustion and also crying. His voice croaked, confessing to her that he has been on the go from Endgame promotions to filming, then Toronto and now in DC to work on his project. Without even thinking, she told him that she’s talking to his assistant about booking the next flight to Kathmandu and change his schedule and hopefully delay a few commitments. She was relieved that he didn’t deny Y/N’s suggestion and told her he will see her soon, thankfully luck was on her side when his assistant told him that Chris actually has the whole week off and this break would be ideal for him.

Almost 24 hours later, Y/N was waiting at the arrivals of Kathmandu airport, despite the busy crowds of tourists, families and other passengers, she was able to spot her boyfriend from the distance. Her heart leaped seeing him wearing his favorite cap and aviator sunglasses, she met him halfway through the crowd and engulfed him in a big hug, stroking his back while feeling his shaky sigh in her hair and hugged her tighter. They separated from the hug and quickly swam through the crowd to the jeep that was waiting for them to go back to the resort. Throughout the whole drive, Chris had Y/N wrapped in his arms while gazing in amazement at the passing scenery. It was equally relaxing for Y/N to be in her boyfriend’s arm, taking in his scent and snuggling further into his neck while gazing at the same views of narrow streets and traditional architecture of Kathmandu, hell Chris has never been to Hawaii, yet here he was halfway across the world in the arms of his girlfriend, the craziest but possibly the best way to take a breather. An hour and a half later, they finally arrived with the jeep parked right outside their cottage. A bell boy of the resort quickly took the luggage from the boot, while Chris stepped out of the jeep to stretch his legs, but also taking in the surroundings around him. He took a deep breath taking in the fresh air, which he felt has been a while. Turning around, seeing all the greenery around him, he thought that Y/N wasn’t lying that the resort was literally in the middle of the jungle. More importantly he was glad that the cottage was separate and farther than the rest of the resort, giving them more space and privacy.

Once they reached the top of the steps, the bell boy was walking out of the cottage, informing Y/N that he left the luggage and their dinner was set at the table. She thanked him and tipped him 100 rupees before leading Chris into their room. She simply waited patiently, for Chris to settle down, while she kicked off her ankle boots and socks while lying down on the bed, tucking her left arm underneath the pillow watching Chris. She followed his gaze surveying the whole cottage as he was taking his hoodie off, showing the white-t-shirt that was hugging his body. Placing his hands on his hips, he turned back to Y/N meeting his gaze with a soft smile on her face, and gently patted on the empty space. No later than two seconds, Chris dived into the bed, hugging Y/N tightly, inhaling deeply and releasing a few shaky breaths. Y/N felt his shoulders shaking, and wet drops on her neck and shirt, but she simply held him, lightly stroking his hair with her fingertips whispering sweet nothings into his ear and telling him that she’s here for him. She felt him tightening his hold on her, and for a moment she felt she couldn’t breathe yet she didn’t say anything because she wanted her boyfriend to release all the anxiety he was feeling. After a few minutes he calmed down and loosened his grip on her body while pecking Y/N’s neck before sitting up, and Y/N following suit stretched the end of her sleeves to wipe away the tears and wipe his nose. He smiled at her cute gesture and responded by giving her a sweet kiss on the lips. “I don’t know about you, but I’m starving and the food’s aroma lingering in the room is not helping either,” Chris confessed with a small smile on his face, the first sign of him relaxing made Y/N’s heart melt and giggle at his confession. They left the bed and got comfortable during dinner with small talk and sharing loving glances at each other. Throughout dinner, Chris couldn’t help but think that yes, his life does get hectic but not as much as Y/N’s.

Y/N’s family is one of the few existing and longest nobility family coming from a blend of various ethnicities and cultures but have been based in London since the Victorian era. Her mother an art collector and curator married a wealthy English businessman and nobleman who dealt, and his family still deals with the royal family on private and commercial affairs. Unfortunately, her father died when she was seven, but her step father was a close friend of her father’s therefore never felt like a stranger. Her older brother is a famous corporate lawyer and sister is an emerging fashion designer. Uncles, aunts, cousins have been businessman, diplomats, lawyers and many more. Instead of sticking to one thing, Y/N decided to do lots of things- philanthropy, modelling (only for friends’ local private collections) and photography. She had an Oxford Degree in Law, then decided to do her MPhil in Heritage Studies from Cambridge. Y/N and Chris met at a Vanity Fair Post Oscars party in 2017 when Chris was still in a relationship, but they kept bumping into each other and became friends due to mutual friends and colleagues from the Avengers group. He was attracted to her confidence and well her overall but at that moment he was in a relationship. She always had a crush on the Captain America star and it intensified to something further when they kept meeting and hanging out. There were some quite heated moments even when he was with Jenny Slate, but the tension became thicker when he was single again then a drunken night at Downey’s party after Infinity War they confessed and decided to give it a shot. Both could agree that things couldn’t have been better, of course despite some ups and downs like any other couple.

Being Much of a public person, she kept her life very private: she enjoyed partying and going out, but it was very private and exclusive. Chris thought his life in the limelight was tiring but never knew that Y/N’s life would be even more exhausting, due to her work and her family status. Yet what made him fall in love with her more was that she never flinched or lashed out about the cameras or paps following her, managing her private and public life was second nature to her almost embedded in her DNA. She was the only person that knew what it was like being watched almost all the time and having that connection with her just always made him trust and lean on her, while she too leaned on him.

Y/N broke away from her thoughts when she felt a pair of strong arms around her shoulders, a body learning over her and warm lips trailed her bare shoulder. “I was wondering where you were, when I saw the bed was empty” he murmured, nose nuzzling against her neck, and it didn’t help that his voice was so attractive being groggy and heavy from sleep. His beard tickling her neck and bare shoulder making her shiver in delight. She looked up and grinned at the pair of sleepy clear blue eyes before pulling him down giving him a soft lingering kiss and teasing him by nibbling his lower lips. She pulled back, stroking the back of his neck, “good morning to you too” she replied. He then sat on small bar stool across from her, pulling her legs on his lap and gently running his fingertips down her bare legs, while his gaze never left hers. His tiny gestures just made her feel so giddy, she took another sip from her mug before asking, “Did you sleep well?” He smiled “It was the best sleep I’ve had in months, thanks to you being by my side” She placed the mug down on the floor and went to sit on his lap, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him softly. He kissed back, giving her small, sensual and slow kisses, and was gently rubbing her back before humming and letting go. She cupped his face gently stroking his cheeks with her thumb studying the fresh look on his face and the lack of eyebags. “Now what does my beautiful girlfriend have in store for today?” he asked pulling her closer to him, she yelped a little and laughed.

“Well” she sighed, I still have to finish that photoshoot, you’re more than welcome to tag along” He pecked her lips, “As much as that sounds tempting, I was thinking of staying back, and calling home. I texted mom and Scott about my sudden plan, but I didn’t have enough time to explain the whole situation to them.” “Well that’s perfectly fine to me, I’ll be back by the evening, Dashrath dai (The cottage keeper) will be bringing in lunch, if you get bored, he’ll be more than happy to show you around.” She explained. “Also” she added, “Pack a pair of clothes for tonight, I have a surprise for you.” Chris raised his eyebrows in curiosity “What exactly do you have in store” Y/N scoffed playfully, well it’s not a surprise if I tell you. No! Don’t give me those puppy eyes, Dodger is enough. We’re a little behind schedule so I have to finish it today, so I can spend more time with you” “Okay” he mumbled trying to act disappointed, but he was just messing with her. She stood up from his lap and headed for the stairs, after going down a few steps, she turned back to him cocking an eyebrow “If you mope around like that, I guess I’ll be taking a bath alone before breakfast.” It took a while for Chris to digest what she said because as soon as she was in the bathroom slipping her clothes off, she heard eager foot steps down the stairs and to the bathroom, he must’ve stripped along the way because as soon as she was naked, he dragged her to the bathtub with him.

An hour after breakfast and attempts of not letting Y/N go, she had left for the photoshoot (which is in the premises of the resort), Chris explored the rest of the cottage before giving a call to his mom and brother. It was almost midnight in Boston, but the family was awake due to the weekend, Chris explained the whole situation to his mom and Scott who patiently listened to his whole story of when he started feeling the anxiety and how he ended up at a forest resort in Nepal with his girlfriend. “Well bud, I’m really sorry you had to go through all of that, and never forget that we’re all here for you, literally a call or a drive away. But I’m so fucking jealous that you’re in Nepal! Ugh maybe send the memo a little earlier next time, so I can tag along. You have more stamps on your passport than I do” Scott exclaimed making Chris roll his eyes at his antics. “Scott!” Lisa exclaimed and smacked him playfully before turning back to Chris “Sweetie, I’m so happy that you’re feeling so much better, and that you’re also with Y/N. You’re so lucky that apart from her work, she thought of your happiness and brought you to such a beautiful location. Which I got to agree with Scott, I’m jealous too” She ended playfully. Chris chuckled at her remark before sighing “Yeah mom, I am so lucky to have her, and she’s been taking care of me ever since I landed, but I don’t … I feel… I don’t wanna be a burden to her.” He confessed as he sat down on the walled sofa looking at the green golf course. Scott butted in “Hey, I know Y/N and you’re not being a burden to her, she called you over because she loves you, she knows how you get anxiety and worked up because you care so much about the things you do. If she didn’t know that about you, you guys wouldn’t be together in the first place and more importantly she wouldn’t have called you over.” Chris admitted Scott was right, and he felt better but he still couldn’t shake the negativity completely. “Okay, enough talking enjoy the rest of the time their love, we’ll talk to you soon.” Lisa chipped in and then they exchanged their goodbyes before hanging up. Chris plopped his phone on the couch then he heard Dashrath dai, bringing lunch in, he decided to take Y/N’s suggestion and asked him to show around to take his mind off a few things.

Just like Y/N promised she was back after a few hours, wearing the same clothes she wore when she left but her hair was straighter from the ironing and also had smoky eye make-up on from the photoshoot. She spotted Chris sitting at the area next to the kitchenette and the large portrait with headphones on and engrossed in a book. No wonder he didn’t notice her coming back, she quietly tip toed behind him and slipped the headphones from his ears. He jolted a little at the surprise action but eased seeing Y/N standing behind him. He folded the page he was reading and set it down at the coffee table. He tugged her into his lap where she exclaimed in surprise, but he muffled it with his lips on hers. She moaned lightly into the kiss, when he nipped her bottom lip and pulled away. “How was the shoot?” he asked, curling some strand hairs behind her ear, she stretched a little and replied “mmm tiring but it was a lot of fun! I’m just so glad to be back home though” she pecked his lips again. His thumb was stroking her lower back when he spoke “So Dashrath Dai, told me something very interesting which you didn’t tell me, that this cottage actually belongs to your family, because your family are close friends with the Shrestha’s and also helped rebuild the place after the earthquake. But also, how you contributed to the whole layout and decoration, and provided so much support.” Y/N groaned in embarrassment and hid her face in her hands, “Oh he loves sharing that to all our friends and family” “Well” he pushed her hands away from her face and cupped her face “If you ask me, it’s the most amazing thing to share, you and your family have done so much and I’m always proud of whatever you do. It just makes me fall deeper for you.” She nuzzled her nose against his and pecked him again reciprocating her feelings. She then stood up, “Right let’s go before, the sun sets the surprise awaits!” Y/N exclaimed before grabbing her tote bag and Chris got his after wearing his light sweater following Y/N out of the door and to the roofless jeep that was waiting for them. She dropped their bags at the backseat before settling into the driver’s seat and Chris following suit into the passenger seat. “I’m very eager to know where we’re going” he asked, while she started the car and drove along the path from the golf course going into the forest following the string of fire lit lamps. As they drove deeper into the forest, they could hear birds, monkeys and other animals from all corners of the forest, finally Chris eyes widened when he spotted a tree, it was not only a tree but a massive tree house. The large barks were spread, with small two huts fitting in the spaces between. A flight of wooden stairs, curving around the large tree were leading up to the big hut. Dasrath dai was there, lighting up the last lantern next to the jeep, he smiled while getting their bags from the back and hopped up the stairs to drop it in their room for the night. Chris was speechless when he stepped out of the jeep, he was in a daze even when he felt Y/N take his hand and leading him up to their room.

The room small yet spacious had a queen-sized bed was cornered up against the right wall and they were welcomed with a massive open window painting a picture of the Gokarna lake and the wildlife surrounding it. A large hammock was hanging right in front of the window. Oil lit lamps were placed all over the room, including on the coffee table bordered with small chairs on the left corner of the room. A small ottoman lounging next to the small bathroom on the left wall. Chris walked towards the window watching the herd of deer scattered next to the lake, drinking water and taking in the sounds of the birds and all the insects buzzing around them. While Y/N was talking to Dasrath dhai about the arrangements for tomorrow, he heard something about taking the jeep as it could rain tonight. After she thanked him, she leaned against his back and wrapped her arms around his waist, neck craning around his arm, beaming at her boyfriend’s amazement, “So what do you think of the surprise? We’re just in time seeing the sunset over the lake, literally the best part of staying here.” She explained softly. She waited for his response patiently and felt him move when he broke away from her grasp, turned around and dove in for a hot kiss. His hands cupping her cheek as he intensely nibbled her bottom lip, Y/N responded to the kiss equally eager as him and moaned when she felt her tongue against his, a feeling of excitement over her body. When he broke from the kiss, he leaned his forehead against Y/N’s, his blue eyes staring deep into hers “I don’t know what I did to deserve you” he whispered against her lips. “Hey” she gently started, the back of her hand gently stroking his cheek, “I could honestly ask the same, plus I want every nerve of anxiety and sadness your feeling to go away, so I wanted you to bring to my best spot, this is the least I can do because I love you”

His lips crashed into hers as soon as he heard her say that, he said he loved her back between his kisses as they moved backwards to the bed. Her back hit the bed, with Chris crawling on top of her, his lips never leaving hers. They broke from the kiss, when they chugged off their shoes, socks and jackets. Chris cursed silently when he saw Y/N slip off her t-shirt and threw it to the side, revealing her black push up bra. He pushed her into the pillows, kissing her deeply and grasping the back of her neck to bring her closer to him, she moaned and wrapped her legs tightly around his west, gently grinding against him. He broke from the kiss, and peppered light kisses across her cheek, trailing down to her jaw and nibbling down to a sweet spot on her neck. Y/N threw her head back and moaned softly when she felt him making Chris smirk, loving her love’s reaction. His kisses trail down the middle of her chest down to her belly and playfully flicking her belly button piercing. Y/N giggled “Chris stops it tickles”, but he kept going with his playful kisses around the piercing while trailing his finger down the valley of her breasts and skillfully unhooking her front clasp bra. Y/N stood on her elbows and got rid of the bra and threw it next to her shirt, she pulled Chris back to her mouth and kissed him roughly, while reaching for the bottom of his t-shirt urging him to take it off. He pulled back and stood up straight to take off his shirt, showing his bare sturdy chest and Y/N was getting wet seeing his gaze of desire and his chest heaving from the intense kisses. She got her knees and pushed him back to the bed and straddling him while giving love bites all over his chest before she kissed down his love line. She stopped at his belt, unbuckled it and unzipped his trousers. He lifted his butt a little allowing Y/N to slip off his trousers and boxers in one go, leaving him stark naked under her.

“Fuck” Y/N muttered seeing the hard erection in front of her, she gently took him in her hand and started stroking him. Chris groaned and pressed his head against the pillows when he felt Y/N’s thumb swirling his precum over his tip. Her tender hands going up and down his erection while she leaned back to his face giving him teasing kisses and then biting his lower lip making Chris growl in excitement. She trailed kisses down his cheek to his jawline and flicking her tongue on his ear, biting it a little because she knew he loved the teasing. He sighed her name, when she went back to his cock and a string of profanities left his mouth as soon as Y/N took him completely in her mouth after a teasing trail of her tongue from the base to his tip. His hands gripping her hair as she bobbed her head up and down, trailer her tongue slowly at the spot where she knew Chris got weak. “Holy shit,” he exclaimed his fingers wiping the hair from her face, his heels rubbing against the bedsheet and moaned loudly when Y/N also started stroking him while giving him a blowjob. He knew he was close and tried to stop Y/N but she held on to his wrists telling him she wants it, “Y/N I’m gonna….. Oh FUCK” his head tilted back on the pillow and mouth agape when he released into her mouth after she pressed her tongue in his sweet spot a little longer. She knew that would drive him off the edge.

After she swallowed she released her mouth with a small pop and bit her lip leaning towards Chris trying to kiss him, but he grabbed her wrists and flipped her over. One arm held both her arms above her, the other unbuttoning her jeans and slipping them off of her legs, throwing them behind his back. He let go of her wrists and spread her thighs, both thumbs circling her inner thighs she gave out a big sigh, crunching her hair with her fingers. He gently slipped off her panties, his cock twitched in excitement seeing her so wet. He gently glided his fingers along her wet lips, “Oh God Chris” she moaned lightly, grabbing onto the sheets. “Fuck, you’re so wet for me” he whispered against her wetness before he brought her even closer to his face by tucking his arms underneath her thighs. His fingers caressing her thighs and kissed her pussy lips lightly causing her to gasp and sucks them between his lips and teeth grazing them lightly. His mouth tasting of her juices as she began breathing hard and moaning in pleasure. Slowly, she held his hair and guided him upward to her clit, which he began sucking with his tongue. He then slid two fingers inside, he groaned at her tightness while sucking her clit, her head tipped against the bed, moaning her fingers grasping his brown locks. “I’m so……. So fucking close” she gasped as she was feeling the coil at the bottom of her stomach. But when she said that, he pulled out of her, making her whine in annoyance, she huffed and looked at him with a glare.

But the glare was gone turning to look at him with wide eyes seeing him crawl towards her licking the sweet juices of his fingers. “On your knees and face the headboard” his whisper an octave lower, sounding oh so sexy. He didn’t have to repeat himself as Y/N was standing on her knees, her hands placed on the headboard. His gentle fingers caressing her back as his tip teasing her entrance, making her moan and tilt her head against his shoulder “Do you have a condom?” he whispered into her ear, nuzzling his nose against her cheek. She turned to face him and placed a soft kiss on his lips, “It’s okay I’m on the pill” she told him. He replied her by kissing her softly as he entered slowly, filling her completely causing both of them to moan in unison. When she was comfortable, he started to thrust in and out of her slowly from behind, he leaned back watching his cock sliding in and out of her pussy and teasing her entrance with this thumb. She kept moaning his name, when he kept pleasuring her like that and then leaned towards her grabbing her boobs from behind. His fingertips grazing her nipples, whispering in her ear, how much he loves her, how much he loves making lover to her and how she’s so perfect to him. His thrusts got faster and deeper, knowing that he was close, Y/N’s breathing got heavier, her right hand let go of the headboard and held on to Chris’ right arm her nails digging into his muscles feeling her walls tighten after every thrust. “Baby, I’m so close” she whined, his left arm held onto her neck lightly choking her “That’s it baby, cum with me love” After two rough strokes a wave of orgasm crashed over them, making Y/N lean further into the border, when she felt him releasing his seed inside her. Simultaneously Chris’ grip on her neck tightened a little when he was cumming inside her. Chris let go of her neck, and placed his left hands over hers, his thumb stroking her palm. After he calmed down from the orgasm, he left gentle pecks all over her back making her giggle lightly. He groaned after pulling out, dragging Y/N with him back to bed, he pecked her cheek and padded to the bathroom, and came back to bed with a wet cloth wiping her before throwing it at the edge of the bed. He lifted her right leg and trailed kisses from her ankle, to her calves, thighs and the curve of her hips, then lying down bringing her closer to him. The back of hand stroking his bearded cheek, the scruffiness tickling her fingers, where Chris had his fingertips grazing her back. She smiled showing her sweet dimples knowing that she loved it when she did that. She pecked his cheek before leaning over and placing the duvet over them, snuggling closer to his chest, “let’s get some sleep, I’ll wake you up before sunrise.” “Can’t wait” he replied kissing her goodnight before closing her eyes.

The next few days were the most relaxing days that Chris ever had, the morning after they spent in the cabin, Y/N woke him up few minutes before sunrise, where they laid down on the hammock: Chris in his boxers and Y/N snuggled in the black t-shirt Chris wore the night before. They also spent a few occasions golfing with the owner of the resort, who also kindly extended his invitation to Chris for becoming a permanent guest of the resort. He added that any friend of Y/N was also a friend of his and they were more than welcome in his resort. They also spent some time at the school that Y/N and her family built for the resort staff children and children affected by the 2015 earthquake, his heart filled with love seeing Y/N genuinely interact with each and every child. He just felt lucky every time. The sex did not stop either, after every hike or golfing game lead to steamy sessions in the shower where either Chris or Y/N went down on each other. On their last day at the resort before heading back to Kathmandu Chris set up a little surprise for Y/N when she went for dinner with a few friends who were also happening to stay at the resort. He got Dasrath Dhai’s help by lighting up the whole cottage with candles and creating a trail of lily petals from the entrance to the attic lounge where he found Y/N at his first morning here. He got rid of the furniture there and placed a thin futon, some duvets and large cushions strewn all over. The forecast did state a light thunderstorm, and thunder began to rumble as soon as Y/N back. She gasped seeing the decoration all over the cottage, she quickly slipped off her boots and socks and followed the petals leading to the attic, being welcome by Chris in a grew sweater and black sweatpants holding two glasses of wine. “What is all this?” she asked glancing around the whole room in awe. He placed the glasses of wine on the table before walking to her, wrapping his arms around her waist flushing her body close to his, “Just a little thank you present, for giving me one of the best vacations ever” he whispered, his breath hitting her lips, and seconds later her lips crashed his. As the thunder grew a little louder, rain started to hit the window, clothes were thrown all over the floor and Chris had Y/N straddling his lap. No foreplay but straight into love making, as Y/N rode Chris into ecstasy with streaks of lightning decorating the background. His tongue flicking her nipples one by one, and fingers stroking her clit making both of them reach euphoria. They spent the whole night at the attic without a blink of sleep trying to savor every moment, filled with touches, kisses and more love making along with the rhythm of the storm outside.

Chris had his back against the wall with Y/N lying against his chest and the sheets loosely covering her chest. His arms wrapped loosely around her waist over the sheets, watching the storm fading away transitioning into a clear blue sky with some orange rays of the sun. He moved her waves to her right shoulder his nose nuzzling her shoulder and placing light kisses, his beard tickling her skin making her giggle. He sighed deeply and pulled her closer to him “Thank you” he broke the serene silence making Y/N turn to him, waiting for him to continue, “for everything” he added, “for taking me to paradise, for being the greatest girlfriend lover, and for also putting up with my anxiety even though I know you have a lot on your plate already, and taking care of your anxious boyfriend was the last thing” “Hey” she interrupted him, clung on to the sheets and faced him completely, “You are the most important thing to me, and your anxiety and your well-being matters to me the absolute most, my heart broke when I face timed you when you were in DC” “If you taking care of was the last thing, I wouldn’t have forced your butt to jet halfway across the world and spend some time with me” she pecked his pouted lips as he looked at her with puppy dogs, “even if this happened during an important project of yours?” he asked. “Even then” she confirmed cupping his face with her hands and stroking his bearded cheek with her thumbs. “I know how it feels when things kept going over your head one after the other, and it’s okay to let go and not feel okay at times. That shows how much of a break you need, and you really needed this. Don’t ever hold back especially with me, your family and your friends, we’re all here for you” He softly smiled at her response, “I love you, so much” he confessed, she smiled and replied “I love you more” they shared a sweet kiss, before Y/N leaned back against his chest. He took her left hand, his thumb stroking her palm before glancing down at her bear ring finger, he knew for sure he need this, and he needed her in his life forever. He smiled planning the next surprise for their next trip.

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