#goldenhourhimbo

[flawlessassholes]

Will we ever be blessed with more adventures of dirtbag Daniel x girl max?

considering they haunt my every waking moment with their disgustingness and love? yeah. Yeah. anyways here’s ~800 words of max trying to ‘apologize’ to daniel after baku 2017. (the apology may or may not be an offer of anal.) more under the cut!

It’s a tense fucking debrief after Max crashes him out of Hungary.

She’s red-faced, pouty, glaring at the table like it’s the steward who handed her the 10-second penalty. It wasn’t enough, Daniel thinks uncharitably. She’s going to be forced to apologize, and Daniel’s not going to accept. If she’s gonna act like the rookie she pretends not to be, then he’ll act like one back. She needs to learn that her actions have consequences, and since Christian wants to treat her like his golden little princess, that apparently falls to him.

The sun’s just gone down when she knocks on his motorhome’s door.

She’s still red-faced but freshly showered, her hair pulled back into two braids. Dutch, she explained after they fucked after he won Baku.

They haven’t since then. They won’t tonight, seeing as he’s still vacillating between throttling her and demanding she get sent back to Torro Rosso.

She holds up two beers. Awkward and stiff, like she doesn’t want to be here.

Daniel raises his eyebrows. “What are those? Apology beers?”

She nods.

He shuts the door in her face.

Childish, but Daniel never claimed to be anything otherwise.

“Daniel!” He can hear her huff. “Fuck you, Daniel, I am trying to be nice and do the right thing, and you of course won’t even let me because you are a massive dick and will only listen to me if—”

“Jesus Christ,” he yanks the door open to shut her up. He doesn’t know what’s at the end of her sentence, but he’s pretty sure Max isn’t above saying if I’m on your dick.

Which is, like, true. But he doesn’t need the entire paddock knowing that.

“Can you be any louder?” He asks. He shouldn’t because if there’s one thing he’s learned about Max between being teammates and fucking around with her, it’s that she’s got the humor of a nineteen-year-old guy when it comes to sex jokes.

Sure enough, she opens her mouth, big pink lips stretching wide, and he rolls his eyes. “Save it, will you? I’m not in the mood to pretend to laugh at your jokes.”

Max’s eyes narrow. “At least are you going to let me in?”

“Why, so you can give me a shitty beer and tell me that it wasn’t really your fault?”

“Well, I was going to let you fuck my ass, but—”

The rest of the sentence is lost to the sound of blood rushing to his head, or out of it, and him grabbing Max by the arm and pulling her inside, the door of the motorhome slamming shut.

“Jesus Christ, Max, you can’t just say that.”

“Well,” she says, far too smug. “It got me inside.”

“Oh, so that was just a tactic?”

Max frowns. “No, I meant it?”

Daniel shakes his head, takes one of the beers from her hand, opens it on the counter, and downs half of it as he sits on his couch, legs sprawled wide.

He wipes his mouth. Max is staring at his crotch. “It won’t be nice,” he says. “I’m too pissed at you to be nice.”

“I don’t need nice,” Max says immediately. Haughty. She sets the other beer on the counter and walks over to him. Most girls would try to be sexy, but Max is incapable. But despite her clunky, boyish walk, she still fucking is.

She straddles his lap, just like he taught her. “And you, of course, are never nice anyway.”

Max is a fast fucking learner when it comes to sex. Half a year ago, she couldn’t even initiate a kiss, and now she’s nosing at his neck and grinding on his lap. She’s still, like, hella awkward with it. But her inexperience—it’s heavy. And fucking hot. He said he wanted to be her first everything, and Max is apparently content to let him have at it.

He captures those plush, bitten lips in a hungry kiss, shamelessly groping her ass in her ugly khaki shorts. He can’t resist—he smacks her ass once, hard, and she yelps into his mouth.

“I am upset with you,” he says. She’s still writhing against him. Kinky. Neat.

“I am sorry,” she says, breathless as she pulls away. Then she climbs out of his lap, gangly and ungraciously, and pulls off her shirt and sports bra in one go.

He’ll never admit it, but her tits do make him forget why he’s mad in the first place.

“Alright,” he says, standing. “You want me to fuck your ass?”

He grabs her hips and spins her around so her ass is flush against his mostly-hard dick. He grinds against her, and she moans as she nods.

God, another first. He’s high with the thought.

He steps back. Spanks her ass again. “Get on the bed.”

[hungerpunch]

first impression: cool and intimidating as fuck

now: still intimidating but also approachable and soft 💕

amandaaaa it is absolutely bonkers that you could ever be intimidated by me!!! you're so much more intimidating!!! you've redone like two whole houses on the strength of your biceps and tenacity alone, could drink me under the table, and are an archivist/librarian! whereas i've spent months on one house project, am a veritable lightweight, and get micromanaged about website design for a living😹

but yes i'm glad you now know i'm rly just a big softie and truly honestly u could approach me ab anything 💖

[tell me ur first impression of me vs. ur impression now]

[fourtyforever]

doodletober day 25 is one of the sweetest maxiel fics out there, all your days by @goldenhourhimbo. gosh this fic makes me smile every time I read it. shout out specifically to one of the silliest moments, which makes me giggle always

[vetteldixon]

Daniel Ricciardo on Ted's Qualifying Notebook for the 2023 Canadian Grand Prix. (for @goldenhourhimbo)

[p1tstop]

ring my bell 🔔 decorate my tree 🎄 tell me u love me 🎀

tagged by the bests @astronomical-light @mattyhatty @atreebreathing

want me to cry this holiday szn? fill your ornament with a fave memory you have of (one of) my blogs, a note you've always wanted to send me, or just a happy hols!

tagging some of the special peeps who made me lol & brought me joy this year! @softpovver @goldenhourhimbo @hungerpunch @oversteerey @sunshine-ricciardo @420gramzzz @jonassiegenthighler @3416 @nylwnder @couthbbg @583416 @handandglove @bambina-daydreamer @butchmarner @girljeremystrong @nocttvrnes @brawn-gp @distantlaughter @mmmitchmmmarner @shoot-the-puck @gabrielalexander @ivettel @cecishockeyblogging et al. who would like to join in! feel free to create your own tree & tag me so i can share some cute feels with you 2!

xoxo, cath (p1tstop/m3tth4ws)

[sea-shelly]

thank you @thissying and @accio-ricciardo for the tag! (Jenna close your eyes for 20 lol)

My 2024 driver ranking:

(I do not care for Pierre)

Tagging @goldenhourhimbo @geluksalig @likelylarks @yekoc @sophiewagentje if you haven't done it already! Link here

[pursuingsunshine]

@djungelskogikeabear you are not the first person to tag me in this game but you are the first with a URL long enough to respect the challenge

Here's my URL playlist:

Peace & Quiet by Kesha

u can still come over by BETWEEN FRIENDS

R U SWIMMING? by Mademoiselle K

SCAR by Ashton Irwin

Ur So Fucking Cool by blackbear

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants

Nice Girl by Ashnikko

Good Game by Dominic Fike

Sheep by Mt Joy

Up the Wolves by The Mountain Goats

No Man's Land by Stela Cole

Stella Brown by Jelani Aryeh

Happy Man by Jungle

Instead of My Room by Charlie Burg

Nobody by Hozier

Elephant in the Room by Confetti

I was surprised that I could get every letter from a pre-existing playlist, so that made things easier

@feiigns @peasantbarbie @dandojpg @starkidinthestable @engastrimyth @lewisainz @formulahs @megaburrito2 @saintdevote @livinginthefastlane @livingdying @plunkpunk @symphonies-of-salvation @multi-twentyone @goldenhourhimbo @babevettel @ferretteeth

Tags for my sixteen newest mutuals but if we've known each other longer than that, please do this anyway; I love hearing my friends' music and I've tagged you all in spirit

[flawlessassholes]

tomorrow, i'm going to sit in a coffee shop with @xoxogossipzoe and we're going to talk and laugh and hang out for the first time irl.

i'm going to send @magicalrocketships snippets of twia to read and talk about baby max and she's going to look at the daniel posters i made her

i'm going to wish @danifesting and @vicsy and @astonstrolls and @imlittlebitdie and all the other jewish dirlies the happiest of new years

i'm going to talk about college football and country music with @multiseb21 and dallas cowboys cheerleaders with @champagneshoey

i'm going to reblog beautiful gifs and photos from @arturleclerc-deleted and @yesloulou and @blamemma and @cecoeur. i'm going to reblog correct takes from @danthropologie and @girlsdads and @eff41 and @iguessricciardo. i'm going to reblog beautiful art from @penaltyboxboxbox. i'm going to read fanfic from @officialmood and @bighoneyenergy and @thewindowatkirkland and @powerful-owl and @onboardsorasora and reread fanfic from @lilyrizzy, my first friend in all of f1

i'm going to look at adorable photos of @goldenhourhimbo's beautiful baby and share ficlets with @danielverstappen

i'm going to be so excited when @gailmary and @magical-imagination-kgp read the next chapter of twia because they followed me from tog

@hellohallowedhalo, @gatitonegroconojosrojos, @garage-gremlin, @dumbf1sketches @beechersnope, @hertwood, @stolemyheart, there's too many friends to name. every person who follows me. every person i follow. every person who has reblogged something ive written or made.

none of it ends today. i'm going to make beautiful edits and write fic and love daniel ricciardo ad infinitum and enjoy this fandom and none of it ends today.

[sunnypogue]

thank you @accio-ricciardo, my leo queen, for tagging me!

make a colour palette moodboard with your sun, moon, rising and venus signs using the colour cards in this tweet.

tagging: @goldenhourhimbo @karlmarxverstappen @ricstappen 🩷🩵

[p1tstop]

tagged by absolute babe legends @astronomical-light & @hungerpunch !! Rules: tag people you want to know better / catch up with Last Song: killshot (slowed + reverb) by magdalena bay has been On Repeat

Last Show: ted lasso & succ are the only two I actively keep up with. that being said. behind two weeks on both. its been a Wild Stupid Busy No Good month.

Currently Watching: NHL playoffs lol

Currently Reading: sadly have not been a Book Reading person lately (fic is a whole other story though). want to change that. had started detransition, baby by torrey peters a while back and hope to finish it soon. open to suggestions !!!!

Current Obsession: ..... hockey. the narratives. the rats & the Boys. wife Kyle Dubas.

TAGGING @oversteerey @fullwets @goldenhourhimbo @slvrarrws @alasarys (only if u want + open to all / also Hii <333)

[onboardsorasora]

Tagged by @arturleclerc 💕

Rules: put your music on shuffle and list ten songs that come up, then tag others :)

I used my liked songs playlist

Keep it Goin’ Louder - Major Lazer

Lying from You Live LP Underground- Linkin Park

High - Sir Sly

Until We Can’t (Let’s Go) - Passion Pit

Coucou- Meryl

Cruel World - Lana Del Ray

Happy Now - Popcaan

Pyramids - Frank Ocean

Kiss it Better - Rihanna

Eat Your Young - Hozier

I tag @blacklaces, @iguessricciardo @goldenhourhimbo and anyone else who would want to!

[danthropologie]

I posted 10,695 times in 2022

That's 10,695 more posts than 2021!

635 posts created (6%)

10,060 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@reigningmax

@monagasque

@accio-ricciardo

@sea-shelly

@goldenhourhimbo

I tagged 10,694 of my posts in 2022

#dan - 4,735 posts

#video - 1,390 posts

#charles - 1,375 posts

#max - 1,371 posts

#text - 992 posts

#carlos - 684 posts

#lando - 656 posts

#maxiel - 633 posts

#silly season22 - 506 posts

#answered - 448 posts

Longest Tag: 80 characters

#😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

via

831 notes - Posted April 14, 2022

#4

keeping cool with danny ric | singapore 2022

849 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

#3

858 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

#2

PIERRE GASLY | Spanish GP 2022

927 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

2,419 notes - Posted March 27, 2022

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[ricstappen]

I just found the cutest stardew valley sprite maker ❣️

I’m tagging @goldenhourhimbo @toastandvegemite and @karlmarxverstappen to make themselves now because I’m nosy and wanna see (and then tag more people so I can be nosier)

[flawlessassholes]

tagged by zoë @xoxogossipzoe who is never going to believe what i was listening to

the last song i listened to: party for one by carly rae jepson voice of a generation

the last movie i watched: eye think Oppenheimer on a flight but the last long form media I watched was america’s sweethearts the dcc docuseries which was a very interesting look into femininity and the life of women in the public eye and now im watching the goofy reality tv series

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet im addicted to sugar next question

relationship status: hahahahahahahahahahaha

current obsessions: painting picture frames fun colors and then making things or finding things to go in those picture frames. also looking at home decor on facebook marketplace.

Tagging @danielverstappen @danifesting @danthropologie @goldheartedsky @goldenhourhimbo @goldfilm and anyone else whose blog starts with dan or gold

[blacklaces]

Tagged by @goldenhourhimbo!

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better!

Last song: Кружит by Monatik on the album playlist.

Last show: must have been an improve night at the local comedy club, supremely funny

Currently watching: Started watching Housos and am losing braincells bc of it (thanks @flo55i 🤣) and lots of playoff hockey 🏒🥅

Currently reading: Big ouch- only have had time to read academic papers lately… freedom is close tho.

Current obsession: Non-alcoholic mojitos with lychee syrup! Insanely good 🍹

Oh boy i don’t know who’s left to tag… guess I’ll leave it at that. I love learning new things ab the mutuals tho.

[sunnypogue]

dyed my hair red. told no one (except @goldenhourhimbo). i will now relish in all the reactions i get for the next month.