#goldenbolts

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[trixcuomo]

Turkey Day Blowout

Meanwhile on the Cuomo-Goldenbolts casino and resort sports entertainment medical facility household... deep breath... panic room scrying orb

Coco: Sharpen! Are you the last person she called out to? Ya gotta get me outta here!

Sharpen: Trixany's Goblin sister?? Why are you calling me?

Trixany: We had our big chance to be like the Kardashians with our holiday special, but Trixany straight-up ruined it!

Sharpen: Ohhh, I see. So when she said Gallywix was invited to the family dinner and that she was 'gonna talk politics just for him,' she went and did that?

Coco: Yes!! He's goin crazy in front of the cameras! He's threatenin ta sue! She blamed him for the whole azerite war, and then, in the middle a dinna, we got an unexploded bomb delivered in the mail. It was dressed up like a second toikey!

Sharpen: Gallywix sent his own mail bomb to a dinna at which he himself was a guest at that very table??

Coco: ...

Coco: Are you mockin me, ya big Night Elf himbo mook?! Cause Goblin holiday bomb delivery service works both ways ya know. And ain't yer address 61520 White Crane Lane, Jade Forest, Pandaria--

Sharpen: Okay! Okay, I'll help. It's just contagious when Goblins do the accent.

Coco: STOP TRIXANY NOW BEFORE I DO THE ACCENT ALL OVA YA FAYCE!

Sharpen: Ow! My overly-sensitive long Night Elf ear I use for the specific poiposes of listenin'!!

Coco: WAUUGH!! *bangs the scrying orb in a rage, while muffled Sharpen screams*

[skaruresonic]

Idk but goldenbolt cites his sources and explains why Heroes and sa2 have their flaws, less developers, crunch time, getting used to new systems its fine to disagree wirh sonic youtubers but it's not a good thing to dismiss very accurate informative videos because the guy doesn't like the sonic games. I mean i love Sa2 and heroes but I admit they are far from perfect, I played better games but still love them none the less

Its fine to have different opinions right??

Yeah, it's fine to have different opinions.

Like, I'm not dismissing him outright, I'm just saying I'll have to skip his SA2 video because I don't think it'd be for me personally, especially if the gist is

Other videos have covered the game's development and marketing before. As a non-fan, he probably has a more objective view than fans.

Also, I was speaking in generalities when I said I don't really watch much Sonic YT these days. I'm just a tiny bit wary, is all.

[fenixfcrce]

lightning | mathieu oliviera // 🤡 for a silly text

[ txt ] jw have you ever made empanadas with chocolate inside them [ txt ] is that a thing or will my ancestors come down from heaven and smack me if i try it

@goldenbolts

[vaugarde]

something i really love about the dusknoir plot twist is that even though he acts nice before the twist, it’s not in that “we are a kids movie and we are trying SO hard to give you red herrings to make you think he’s not the villain and someone else is” way. it’s in a way that develops his character further, makes him more interesting, and gives way for more analysis into those actions.

like in that crystal lake post, you could possibly argue that it’s the game trying too hard to make dusknoir look better. but when you think about that event, combined with all his other pre-twist actions and his character in special episode 5, it makes perfect sense. dusknoir is a villain for sure, but his villainy doesn’t come from a place of “im a ghost and i like darkness” or something like that, it comes from not wanting to be erased and deciding the apocalypse is better than that. so he’s not really pro-dead-planet or anything, he just wants to live.

so he sucks bc he’s still going “yeah treasure town residents can suffer for that”, but it’s not like he hates the past. throughout all his interactions in the past, it’s obvious that he enjoys his time there. like, he doesn’t need to befriend the shopkeepers or give kudos to pokemon from the guild, he’s famous! his image is already good! if he wanted to, he could just loudly go “hey guys there’s this asshole lizard go get ‘im!” right at the start and most people would go “oh yes famous celebrity i love you sign my face and i’ll get going!”

and it’s not like he’s just trying to hold hero and partner’s trust before he betrays them either, because he saves their lives before he learns who hero is! and the way he goes about it is extremely genuine!

like this isn’t the dialogue of someone going “ohhh this is a good chance for me to look good!” unless he’s a good actor. his dialogue here is genuine shock, recognition, and horror at what’s about to happen, and him jumping in to stop it. like i said, he is already famous and popular with the town, and hero and partner already love and respect him! it wouldn’t affect his image if they got hurt or worse, so going to save them to get brownie points would just be unnecessary and repetitive time that could go into capturing grovyle and hero.

basically, he doesn’t have to do anything here. he’s basically already won and if he hadn’t betrayed hero and partner in plain sight of the whole town, no one would’ve believed them when they said the truth! (i mean hell they saw everything in broad daylight and its implied they STILL thought dusknoir was a good dude and needed some extra convincing) so none of this is necessary... and yet, he does. he protects the partner both before and after he learns hero’s true identity, in ways that wouldn’t do much to hinder him if he hadn’t, because he genuinely cares. through this and his casual dialogue and crystal lake, you can see he genuinely enjoys the alive time of the past, and none of it feels forced or begging you to think he’s not the villain. it just... makes him feel more like a person. a person with emotions and feelings that isn’t just some lackey following orders or faking everything, but someone who’s enjoying a time and making the fullest of it before he has to go back to the apocalypse.

and this later enriches his redemption in special episode 5, when he decides to save grovyle and protect the passage, because he decides that time really is worth saving. and i genuinely think that had he not genuinely enjoyed the past, that this scene would have much, much less meaning to it.

[lordjoshallen]

COMING SOON. Episode 1: Set in 1989, in a surreal world of retro lasers and mutant killer fish. Blake Blacksteele is a nefarious shark salesman and ruthless banker, he sells genetically modified sea creatures to private military corporations and governments across the globe. By inserting microchips into the brains of animals, he is able to control them. His revolutionary Phazemic Chip technology has made him a billionaire but not without controversy. After being exposed as a psychopathic tyrant, he launches his final assault on the world “Operation Aquatic Bastards” Blake only requires one last creature to microchip, the legendary Ezekiel The Great, a giant Kraken located deep within the jungles of Chichen Itza. With little information on the monster's whereabouts, he makes contact with the heroic explorer Irons Dangerfield who fought the creature many years ago, will Dangerfield sell his soul to the devil or will he attempt to stop the plot? Perhaps Irons will seek the help of a gold friend… - Lord Josh Allen 

https://www.youtube.com/user/Lamat771

[sakuwaid]

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[fearsgod]

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seeds

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[derivepath]

@goldenbolt whispered : " WAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!! A SPIDER !!!!!! THAT'S A SPIDER !!! KILL IT , KILL IT , KILL IT !!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING , KILL THE SPIDER !! OH MY GOD , IT'S GOING TO BITE MEEEEEEE !!!! " wailing screams follows rapid movements as he darts from his spot to hide behind the other , pointing at the arachnid as he jumps up and down .

she'd hadn't been any attention whatsoever , so the SUDDEN yelling made her jump up . from her peripheral , what can be described as a golden flash of color passes her by & attempts to use her as a shield. from the male's appereance , it'd seemed they were also of the same affliation of her . mi kyong cannot help but worry at how frazzled they seem to be , not to mention he appeared just as young as well . ( a part of her pondered , how many horrors have they've been subjected to ? )

❛ ah!!! it won't bite , let's just climb out the window . very slowly . . . ❜ deciding to place her hand over his eyes , in the hopes to ease his fear & terror. letting , zenitsu walk in front whilst she kept look at the back . this sight was somewhat LAUGHABLE , here two completely compotent & strong demon slayers , and yet incable of escaping or getting rid of an one singular insect .

[trixcuomo]

Teatime Tuesday: "What was your first big break?"

"Oh gods, it was a Goblin Gentleman's Magazine photo but not in the way you're thinking, I promise."

"Few people remember my mom? Urania "Georgette" Cuomo was a huge Blood Elf glamor girl. She was um... unsatisfied with our strict home life I guess--my father was a Farstrider--and so mom eventually hauled me down to Kezan, after her new Goblin boyfriend who was incredibly shady but then again he owned a big ass casino. That's how I became part of the Goblin Goldenbolts family line, through my mom re-marrying."

"Anyway, back to my being in Kezan at the right time, on the wrong photoshoot... That had been set up as my mom's photoshoot. She was the mad glamor girl, the casino showgirl married to a gambling magnate. Ol' Googy Goldenbolts had arranged that gig for my mom. I was just there, waiting cause my mom was in her dressing room still and they were yelling for her to hurry up."

"My mom and I will be arguing forever over whether some Goblin camera man thought I had real talent or if they thought I was my mom finally come out of the dressing room. But they shoved me onto the set, dunked machine oil on me grappling this broke down threshing machine and next thing you know, Threshing Machine on Beach With Oil Spill Girl was born."

"Me looking like a younger version of my mother ended her career and launched mine. It was terrible for the first few years. But mom always had the casino to fall back on, so she rebuilt herself from there. Eventually."

"Looking back of course, it's clear to me those GGM photags and promoters were a bunch of jerks. And I was being kind of a brat too, going along with my newfound fame at my mother's expense. And that's exactly why my father showed up in Kezan, that same summer, and hauled me off to military school back in Quel'thalas. The rest is history, since I actually enjoyed the military and I did need the discipline. I later became a Blood Knight."

"So, Team Trixany, the moral of the story about family values and all that is... Always go through an agent! A good one."

"Hey, I am still pretty close with the Goblin side of my family and sometimes it comes through, heheh!"

[skaruresonic]

Have you seen Goldenbolts videos on Sonic? They are so informative and very well made!

He cited all of his sources and I learned a lot about the history of Sonic that I didn't know before.

The name sounds familiar.

...I think I might be confusing him with someone else with the word "golden" in their handle, because I vaguely remember watching a video on Heroes' development and dipping out halfway through because the YTer complained that the game doesn't explain each team's difficulty setting to you… when Omochao explains it if you highlight the team on the selection screen and press Y. Honestly, I don't watch Sonic YT these days because much of it is a crapshoot. It's very rare to find videos that are both well-researched and resist the urge to take potshots in the vein of "Sonic has always been inconsistent" or complaints about "Sega mandates." That being said, I'm a little torn. On the one hand, as a self-described "not much of a Sonic guy," he might have a more objective view of things… …but on the other, as an SA2 fan, I'm not terribly inclined to want to watch a video where someone "tries" but fails to love SA2. I'll love it enough for the both of us lol.

[lordjoshallen]

Lord Josh Allen - Golden Suit 

https://www.youtube.com/user/Lamat771

[spintaught-a]

song starters:     seizure boy / watsky // @goldenbolt​

❛  life was givin’ out pimp-slaps,  ❜     was his response to this kid confiding his pains to him. wild. ❛  you’re pretty tough, bud.  ❜

[blazehedgehog]

Some people on tumblr are angry about your more neutral honest opinion on Yuji Naka, why do you think Sonic fans are putting Naka in such a high regard that they can't accept criticism on his behavior?

To be fair, unless they're doing it in a way that I don't get tagged from, I only saw one person being upset. It's fine.

As for my opinion, I dunno. You gotta think that this is how abusive people get away with being abusive, I guess. They put themselves in a position of power and it makes others afraid to challenge it -- after all, that person is "cool" or "important", even if they've been faking it and squashing dissent.

We've had enough rumblings over the years to suggest that Yuji Naka is, or did not used to be a very nice person. But he deliberately put himself in to the position as "the father of Sonic." For decades, people credited him for the creation of the Sonic franchise. They don't want to admit that they're wrong, not when so many other people regurgitate that unchecked fact.

I dunno. I feel like I realized pretty early on that such a claim wasn't true. I feel like with Sonic in particular, and how up and down those games are, there was always this need to identify what makes good Sonic games and what makes bad Sonic games, which naturally lead to understanding that Yuji Naka was just a programmer on those Genesis games. Naoto Ohshima, Kazuyuki Hoshino, etc. were the artists, and Hirokazu Yasuhara and Takashi Iizuka handled game design and level design.

That's become especially important now that most of those guys don't work at Sega anymore.

If Yuji Naka was so integral to making Sonic the Hedgehog so huge, why hasn't he been able to bring that to literally any other project he's been a part of? Why is there always something that holds the project back?

You could argue that Balan was him trying to solve that problem -- realizing that maybe he needed better character designers, and hiring somebody he knew was responsible for some of Sonic Team's most iconic designs. But then something still held that project back, didn't it?

It's like that GoldenBolt video. Sometimes you just gotta read the writing on the wall. None of the information he presented was new to me, but the way the dots connected together was. It's all about point of view, and I have spent a lot of time in my life trying to see things from as many different points of view as possible.

But you also have to keep perspective on that, too. That your point of view may always be wrong. Unless we're there and see it with our own eyes, hearing it from someone else may not always be the truth.

It's a very complicated process. Just slow down and unpack every situation rationally.

[fearsgod]

goldenbolt - The goose gets mad when I exit the things he drags...

DID U GET THE GOOSE I HAD LIKE A WK AGO

YES I LOVE HIM