#golden retriever bf

[soulaires]

hiii can I request for grumpy!reader x sunshine!kenji hcs plz I love that man so much 😩 and that trope is such a 🤌

also can I be 🪸anon?!?!?!

THAT’S MY BABY

pairings: grumpy!reader x sunshine!kenji kishimoto.

warnings: absolutely shitty pick up lines and horrible attempt at flirting. also sexual innuendos lol

summary: kenji and his intimidating gf

notes: I need this man so bad I’m not even joking. Also yes you can be my coral anon 🫶(you guys can claim any emoji you guys wishes) also kenji is orange while you are purple.

you absolutely hated kenji when you first met him.

he was obnoxiously loud, very annoying, doesn’t read the room, and sarcastic. way too sarcastic.

although his little sarcasm comments really can make you break a character

while you hated him at first sight, you absolutely caught his attention when you arrived at omega point.

he was stars truck that he mad it a goal to impress you, to notice him and maybe, maybe you can possibly like him back.

when in training, he’s really trying so hard to impress you

you noticed him once with a comment saying “nice work, kishimoto.” and he absolutely froze at that moment

he had it imprinted on his mind, treasure the moment on his heart, and blush at the moment every time he remembers it.

he actually like the way you played hard to get, or at least that were you doing instead of genuinely hating his ass

he says random pickup line at you.

and will always try to insert his flirty comments.

are you a map? ‘cause I just got lost in your eyes, princess.

hey, I think I have a low iron cause every time I get up too fast I always end up falling for you.

no pen, no paper…but you still draw my attention.

the sunflowers would mistake you for the sun, all turning to look at you.

hey, what’s the month date today again?

It’s may now. may I finally be yours?

hey, Princess. Do you know the word of the day?

the what???

word of the day. it’s ‘legs’ so, why don’t we go home and spread the word?

no pickup lines today?

nah, don’t have any pick up lines cause I’m not tryna be picked up I’m trynna be pinned down. he smirks

It’s stupid, really.

but sometimes you find yourself blushing and a small smile coming at your lips

and of course, it won’t get unnoticed by him. he always feel proud at himself and a smug smirk is displaying his face

and, you sometimes tease him by flirting back.

“hey, how’s my favorite girl doing?” Kenji said as he enters the gym.

“your favorite girl is doing okay. how about her favorite boy, hmm?” you replied, as your eyes are still focused on the lifts. With the lack of reply, you look at him and there he was, standing frozenly as his cheeks painted tomato red.

“that was smooth.” He finally said after a solid minutes.

“wanna see if my lips are too?” you replied with a smirk.

—

“Watch out, sweetheart. You kinda sound like you’re flirting when we argue.” Kenji suddenly said as you guys argue over something stupid, again. You only roll your eyes as a response that make him chuckle.

“Whoa, watch at that attitude, princess, yeah?” he said after he whistled.

“attitude isn’t the only reason my eyes roll back.” you countered with a smirk, staring directly at his eyes.

—

“relationship are 50/50, you are a catch, so am I.”

“yeah right, a relationship is 50/50 you give me your last name while I scream your first.”

“WOAHH!?”

when you finally smile at him openly he gets caught off guard like

wow??? you are so beautiful??

He still continues to win you over even when he already has!

he calls you sunshine ironically because you are actually just the grumpy black cat gf

I don’t need protection.

yeah, believe me she doesn’t .

he calls you sweetheart, princess, pretty girl, baby and ma’am

you who glares while kenji just grins

he loves the way you laughed at his stupid jokes

you are laughing. I told a joke and you are laughing. I LOVE YOU.

kenji who looks at you first when he makes sarcastic comments / jokes to see if you are laughing.

My girl not allowed to watch IT cause i'm the only clown she needs in her life

LOVES LOVES the way you glare at everyone but smiles only at him.

like he is your only exception make him wanna just marry you right there

gets jealous when you suddenly a lot less grumpy in warners presence

he scrutinizing the fuck out of him FOR REAL

he will never admit that he's jealous of warner for his pride and ego cus he know warner only doing it to get on too him

but he will pout and will sass you

he will play pranks on someone who flirt with you using his ability to be invisible

It really gets handy

anddd aaron warner is always the victim of it

I mean yes, Warner can sense him BUT not when someone is really keeping him distracted

EHEM juliette EHEM

can't keep his laugh whenever warner come out annoyed at him bc of the pranks

“Remind me again, what did you even like about kishimoto?” Warner asks while kenji just huffed.

you, who is reading a book blatantly says without looking up, “his personality.” you feel someone’s pair of eyes on you

Warner raised his eyebrows, surprised. “Really now?”

“Fuck you mean by that?” Kenji interpreted while warner look at him with disgust on his eyes.

“yeah, i was surprised too.” you replied which cause your boyfriend to gasp dramatically and warner who chuckled.

Kenji grabbed at his chest dramatically, “wow. Betrayed by my own girl?” You laughed at him while you gave him a kiss on his temple while Warner rolled his eyes and left. Kenji who still annoyed at warner ignored it while he sassyingly left.

he ignored you for a solid 1 hour and then he comes at you asking for cuddles

he peppered some kisses on your face and calls it "skincare"

he puts flowers onto your hair

you always dig holes into someone just by glaring, and he'd bend down gently and lean over to whisper, “why don't we like them?”

he follows you like a puppy

whenever you stand up to go somewhere HE FOLLOWS.

WHENEVER YOU GO HE GO.

he worships the ground you walk on

he sees you a gift from God

he loves to be babied by you

but will never admit it

at the end, he is your sunshine to your cloudy mood.

[poltergirlst]

why don’t you tell me about the stressful day you had at work while I make you use this absolutely inoffensive vibrator on yourself? sounds good and easy right, darling? ☺️

[archivedzeke]

cute puppy boys that beg for your attention when you’re busy fixing dinner or cleaning up. they would follow behind you like a lost pup and demand your attention when you’re not focused on them.

how could you deny your pretty boys when they’re so eager to have your eyes on them and only them. so please please give them your attention !

the way their imaginary ears would flop downwards when you brush them off to complete your work before the sit and sulk to themselves. all they wanted was their lovers attention so why are you being mean to them?

of course you would make it up to them ! cuddling and nuzzling them with equal yearning to show that you needed their attention too. cook for them and run them a nice bubble bath or shower , let them sleep in one of your shirts before offering to eat their pretty pussies until they cum and beg you to stop.

let them cockwarm you until you both fall asleep , running your fingers through their soft hair as they snuggle into your chest with pure adoration on their faces. rubbing their sides while whispering sweet nothings into their ears.

watch as they wake up in the middle of the night to ride your cock with desperation , hearts forming in their eyes while they pepper gentle kisses down your throat until you wake up and take charge. they love it when you pin them into a mating press and knot their cunt full ♡.

take good good care of them afterwards ok ?

use those big ripped arms to give them the best naked cuddles ever and tell them how good they were for you. that’s all your golden retriever bf needs!

KŌTARŌ BOKUTO , HINATA SHOYO , TETSURŌ KUROO , VENTI , CHILDE , AETHER , KAZUHA , KYOJURO RENGOKU , NARUTO , KAEYA , ARATAKI ITTO , TEGEN UZUI , MAMMON

𝗰𝘃𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘇𝗲𝗸𝗲™

[lucy-gray1075]

finnick odair and black!cat reader

[stressedandddepressed]

If Wally Clark doesn't get a happy ending I will be emotionally, physically, psychologically crushed

[miyuukikazu]

Golden Retriever BF Headcanons - CHILDE

Golden Retriever bf!Childe lights up whenever he sees your face a mile radius away

Golden Retriever bf!Childe wakes you up with 1,001 kisses every morning and sees you to bed with 1,002 kisses

Golden Retriever bf!Childe buys you whatever you lay your eyes on

Golden Retriever bf!Childe waves enthusiastically whenever you call out his name

Golden Retriever bf!Childe loves to cuddle after a long hard day

Golden Retriever bf!Childe is the kinda bf who wears compression shirts

Golden Retriever bf!Childe follows you around at work and at home

Golden Retriever bf!Childe would play with you in the snow for days on end

Golden Retriver bf!Childe would research your hobbies and interests to he could enjoy more time with you

Golden Retriever bf!Childe can cook

Golden Retriever bf!Childe just wants you to get along with his family more than anything

[kostas-tsimikiss]

i totally stole this idea from @ballsbalb btw !!!

football mood boards !!! these are very fun so feel free to leave requests !!! :P

[mnetn]

fredo 🎀

bon avant j'étais absolument fan de micheal et puis hop le virage a 180°, j'suis désolé son background est DÉCHIRANT (bon tout les corleone ont la vie rude mais fredo c'est pas pareil)

j'veux dire TOUTE la fratrie lui fait comprendre qu'il est con et que c'est un incapable (sometimes il est pas très futé, je l'accorde) pourtant je le trouve siiiii attachant, il n'est pas mauvais, son destin est littéralement un roman empire.

et puis bon J O H N C A Z A L E, la dernière fois on a parlé de ce goat avec les potes (évidemment j'ai pas pu rester passive) (elles ont dit qu'il ressemblait à megamind 😔), now all my girls know my roman empire à propos de cet homme soooo, anyway i love him, quel talent, on my knees, chapeau bas.

[asra-x]

Forget the black cat gf, golden retriever bf. I want chronically tired gf and a hyperactive bf.

[ladyantiheroine]

“Golden retriever bf and black cat gf”

Their names are Leon Kennedy and Ada Wong. Learn some manners.

[t4tgaythoughts]

I love energetic boys who talk too much and get visibly excited over little things <3

[ankle-breaker-101]

I’ve heard of ‘golden retriever boyfriends’ before, but I want to know if I can be valid.

[ars-de-elysium]

Your honor- they’re in love.

[lovelyrhink]

hey y’all long time no see!!

as the people of this fandom know i used to be the biggest Rhett girl ever. anyway i still am but i have a cute boyfriend now and he’s much more Link-coded than i ever thought i’d end up with - tall skinny nerd boy with glasses who is so sweet, he likes LOTR and making music and calling me “girl” and i just had to tell y’all omfggg

[poltergirlst]

Yeon Woo from the manhwa Yeon Woo’s Innocence ♡

[nondescriptrock]

I don't remember if I've ever shared any pictures of Cherry here, but he is the resident golden retriever boyfriend of my characters