#gold not golf necklace..

[kuroakikitsune]

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[starkeysbunny]

the kook's girl [rafe cameron]

pairing - rafe cameron x kook reader

summary - being the only girl in the kook friend group, you were always taken care of. especially since you and rafe started dating four months ago. safe to say, everyone on the island knew not to mess with you if they valued their life at all. so, when the tourons came to town in the summer, the kook boys always got their bit of fun.

warnings - swearing, fighting, just our fav protective!rafe

"Sarah, it's our song!" She slurred, grabbing onto her best friend's hand, pulling her onto the dance floor.

Rafe and Sarah are never on good terms, but Rafe knows no matter how much he hates his sister, she'll always be his girl's best friend. He's grateful for it sometimes, as annoying as it can be, it's just one more person who cares about her and is always looking out for her when Rafe can't be.

But tonight, as both kook girls are drunk off their asses, Rafe keeps a close eye. He spots John B doing the same from across the club as he sits next to Kiara, still keeping a close eye on his girl, Sarah.

Rafe sits in a booth at the club, nursing a glass of whiskey in his palm. Topper and Kelce sit next to him, talking about things he could not care less about at the moment. For example, the girls on the dance floor they want to take home, golf, etc.

No, Rafe's attention is solely on the girl who lights up the dance floor in her sparkly pink dress which Rafe bought for her just three days prior. Her gold necklace with the letter 'R' hanging from her neck shines brightly as the club lights hit it. Her baby pink kitten heels travel her elegantly across the floor as her arm remains tightly latched onto Sarah's as they dance in tune.

He barely even notices the slight smile etched onto his lips in affection as he takes a slow sip from his glass.

"Yo!"

Rafe's attention is abruptly moved from his girl to his dumbass friends as Topper pulls on his white half-way unbuttoned shirt.

"What?" Rafe spits, rolling his eyes at their antics.

"Tourons, 12 o'clock." Topper warns.

"What the fuck? I think they're looking at Y/n and Sarah, man." Kelce points out, suddenly sitting up straighter as they both snap out of their previous conversations to keep an eye on the situation.

This catches his attention as he clocks the three sun burnt tourists waltzing in wearing khaki shorts, polos, and flip flops. Idiots. He notices one of them point in Y/n's direction as the other's snicker, laughing as they spoke to each other.

Rafe’s eyes dart back to Y/n, oblivious as ever, in her own little world.

"I've almost been waiting to pick a fight," He confesses. "Just wait till they get too close."

The three morons make their way in the direction of Y/n. One particular guy, wearing a blue tropical button up, comes up behind Y/n, tapping her shoulder. Rafe is just close enough to overhear the conversation.

“Hey, I’m Ethan,” he smirks, hungry eyes looking her up and down.

She turns around, her smile slightly fading at his stare. “Um, hi.” She spins back around, grabbing onto Sarah.

“You two are pretty little things, out here by yourselves.” He chuckles, his hand moving to her shoulder.

“You gonna go out there man?” Topper asks, getting anxious for the girls.

“No, just wait. I want a real excuse to kill em’.” Rafe responds, his fists clenching.

Ethan’s grimy hands near Y/n’s neck, his index finger latching onto her gold ‘R’ necklace. “What’s your name, hm? R…?”

“You’re gonna regret that,” Y/n whispers, her eyes meeting Rafe.

Rafe stands, marching over to Ethan. Rafe’s fist latches onto the back of his collar, pulling him back as Y/n’s necklace slips from his grasp. Rafe turns him around, knocking a punch to his jaw, blood spurting from his lips onto Rafe’s face.

Rafe lets go aggressively, the boy falling to the ground forcefully. Rafe smirks, his ringed hand coming up to wipe Ethan’s blood from his jaw. “The ‘R’ stands for Rafe. Her boyfriend.” He states before knocking one more punch to the boy’s cheek.

“I-I’m sorry,” He pathetically whimpers, begging for mercy.

“She clearly had zero fucking interest in you, yet you continued,” He chuckles. Rafe leans down, pulling Ethan’s neck up by his collar. “You better hope your flight out of here is tomorrow morning. If not, watch your back man.”

Topper and Kelce come into view, peering at the man below Rafe, only inciting more fear into the poor tourist. Ethan’s two friends quickly pull him up, scattering out of the club as fast as they can.

Rafe turns to Y/n, his demeanor immediately turning soft, a side of himself only she gets to see. “You okay, baby?” He asks, his eyes scanning over her face for any discomfort.

“I’m okay, just some asshole tourist.” She rolls her eyes, manicured fingers grasping onto her necklace.

His eyes flick down to her hand, she only fidgets with her necklace when she’s uncomfortable or nervous. He feels more rage and anger boil up inside him thinking about how that guy ruined her night of fun with Sarah.

“Wanna go home, baby?” Rafe whispers softly, fingers pushing her hair behind her ears.

She bites her lip in debate, turning toward her friend Sarah. Sarah nods her head, “It’s okay, I’m gonna have John B take me back to his place too, it’s getting late anyway.”

“Yeah, okay, let’s go home. I’ll text you Sarah, we can hang out tomorrow, yeah?” Y/n feels guilty, her and Sarah haven’t gotten to spend as much time together ever since she started dating John B and hanging out with his friends more.

Y/n had nothing against the pogues, she thought the rivalry was stupid and childish. She actually found them quite nice, but she spends every minute with her best friends, Rafe, Topper, and Kelce.

Rafe slings his arm around her shoulder after giving his goodbyes to Topper and Kelce, walking you to his truck. He opens the door for you without a word, buckling you in and shutting the door.

When he gets in on his side, starting the truck, he looks over at his girl at her sad eyes. “What’s wrong, angel?”

She sniffles, “I just miss Sarah. Wanted to hang out with her tonight but those guys ruined it.”

Rafe’s hand slips around her thigh, patting it lovingly. “I know, hon. I’m sorry. I’ll make sure Sarah gets her ass off the cut tomorrow to hang out with you, okay?”

She smiles, her hand finding comfort atop Rafe’s. “I love you.”

“I love you more,” he leans over, pressing a gentle kiss to her cheek.

[munsster]

Hiiiiiiii loved your Eddie munson x wealthy!reader fix, I was wondering if you could do a billy Hargrove one? Thank you bby💗

billy with a wealthy s/o

A/N: its 100% giving reluctant allies to lovers gif cred: @selinasdalton

Warnings: partying, drinking/smoking, insults (mostly playful), pet names (sweetheart), implied sex

the FIRST thing i thought of was reader rolling with the popular crowd

ie harrington, tommy, carol etc

and seeing billy for the first time at a party

honestly, he probably offers you a drink or better yet a smoke

and you’re disgusted (horny)

and he thinks he’s totally gonna score (you accepted his drink offer)

neither of you really remember how or when it started

you can never agree on an anniversary date

but you both know he fell first

mainly because he was absolutely floored by just how many insults you had ready in your back pocket

“the ball goes in the basket, airhead” “you look like rob lowe if he was a woman and a munch” “my dog could sink more free throws than you and he’s 20 years old”

honestly, he was a little flattered by your creativity

which is why he knew he had to get in your pants somehow

and the first time you invited him over to your house, you wouldn’t hear the end of it

“hey, richie rich, where’s your robot maid?”

“oh, it’s her day off”

“…”

“i’m kidding,” you tease, “she’s not a robot”

he does not know how to handle the amount of shit you spoil him with

“billy… i really like your necklace”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“i can buy you a new—”

“i dont need a new one, sweetheart”

and you don’t know how to handle the fact that he doesn’t want to be spoiled

but you eventually figure out how to be sneaky with it

making him lunches (con caviar), ‘accidentally’ misplacing his shoes so you have to buy him new ones, taking him to fancy barbershops and paying half the cost so it still seems like he’s paying the full price

some may say it’s manipulative. you say it’s loving.

and the first time he buys you a meaningful, mildly expensive gift, you tear up a little bit

you bringing him to the golf course and finding out 1) he’s really good at golf and 2) he is excellent cougar bait

not that you want the over 60’s hitting on your man, but it’s very sweet when they send him drinks and call him a handsome young man

you definitely encourage him to play into it with some “how are you young ladies this evening?” and “don’t you have to be 21 to sit at the bar?” action

he has his fun with it, but he really only does it ‘cause it makes you smile

would never BEG for anything…. but he DOES get really sad when you don’t bring him to the mall to watch you try on shoes or sweaters or whatever.

yeah, if there’s something he’d beg for, it’s that

he lives for the moment you walk out of the dressing room, do a twirl, and ask (like clockwork) “do you like it?”

his answer is always yes, but you claim to know the differences in his tone that indicate what he actually likes

sometimes, if he’s lucky, you’ll let him sit inside the dressing room. watching you change. watching you change.

he is the reason you’re both banned from sears at starcourt

the first really expensive watch you gift him is INSANE

it has like four dials and you said something about alligator leather and 18 carat gold

he can’t decide between wearing it on special occasions to preserve its value or never taking it off because he loves you

when you do stay at his house, usually no ones home

but you have met max

and she likes to stay away from you

but you took her to get a new skateboard and you think that might’ve helped her warm up to you

just a smidge

now she lets you gossip about stupid boys and watch shitty action movies with her

she even promised she would go as croft’s robin for halloween if you swore you’d go as wilson’s batman

that was an interesting halloween for billy

your mansion house has this shiny ass gramophone in one of the downstairs offices

and you told billy that the last thing that had played on it was a glenn miller ‘best of’ album

and that was just not good enough for billy

so one night, he brought over his twisted sister vinyl and convinced you to dance with him while what you don’t know blasted through the brassy pavillon

he also may or may not have convinced you to make out with him while the rest of the record played

even though you drive a brand new, cherry red benz (convertible, he might add), you still love it when he drives the two of you in his camaro

but you also let him drive your car whenever he wants. and he wants to most of the time.

in fact, he’s pretty sure he drives your car more than you do

he also loves to let you dress him up

and do his hair (please practice that cute hairstyle you saw on him. he’ll think about your hands in his hair for hours on end)

even if youre just going on a chill diner date, you still drag him into your (now shared) walk-in closet and pick out these satin shirts and pressed slacks and the shiniest shoes he’s ever seen

but of course, most of your dates are lavish and breathtakingly creative, anyway, so he’s already dressed accordingly

his new catch phrase is something along the lines of “what happened to eating somewhere normal. like pizza hut”

sometimes, his only requirement is “as long as there’s no chandelier”

you flatter him so often, he gets grumpy on days you forget to call him handsome (or pretty boy, which has really grown on him)

typically, he wouldnt go for all the fuss and feathers, but he likes to see you happy.

and boy, does prettying him up make you happy

seriously, you get the wildest look on your face. it’s fulfilling enough that billy feels safe to say he’s content being your ken doll forever

if you’d let him

masterlist

[princessbrunette]

protective stepbro!jj when a guy hurts/makes reader cry 🥵

ALL SQUARE ♡

CW: mentions of JJ’s dad abusing him briefly at start, violence, step-cest, angry JJ !!

JJ was pretty shitty with his feelings. God, he’d die before having an ‘open conversation’ with someone about ‘boundaries’ or writing in a diary like that mandatory counsellor who visit him after his dad had left some gnarly knuckle stains on his face for the trillionth time had suggested. No, it wasn’t his style. You keep moving, keep talking, keep runnin’ and nothing can catch up with you. Nothing can hurt you.

You were so different.

It was almost painful, how sensitive you were. Your lip quivered at those TV commercials where they’d show the abused puppies in cages waiting for adoption, JJ often having to beat you to your phone before you donated a handful of the money you didn’t have. Your eyes would drop to your lap in humiliation when his asshole father would make some kind of offhand impertinent comment about the bunnies on your pyjamas or the fact your fresh nail polish on your toes was making the living room stink of chemicals. No longer abusive, but still an insensitive asshole. JJ didn’t know how your mother subsisted, but then again she wasn’t like you— soft and saccharine, she was tough. She kept his father in his place, he needed that.

Your common sensitivity was why his heart only leapt halfway out the confines of his ribcage when he found you. He’d come home around 4ish, having stayed over at John B’s, something he used to be able to do for weeks on end but now couldn’t bare to leave you lonely in the house for longer than 2 days. He remembers now, your work uniform, when he sees the back of you first— white polo top hugging you, skirt bunching a little from your feet being curled beneath you on the futon, gold clasped necklace kissing the peach fuzz at the back of your neck. He smiles before he notices the way your shoulders are slumped dejectedly and you sniffle wetly into your knuckles.

He doesn’t greet you in his usual silly way, this time traipsing around the futon in the living room with his brow pinched until he was met front on with the confirmation that you were crying.

“What happened?” He sighs. Undoubtably, you’d watched a Tiktok of ‘Cats who didn’t get picked at the adoption centre today’ or accidentally smashed one of your pink plates you insisted you ate off.

“I hate this job, J.” You bleat, lips turned down and gloopy eyes flickering to him a few times. He sits at your side, hand hovering over you for a moment before deciding on your shoulder what he hoped was comfortingly. Okay, that answer was pretty valid. You’d recently picked up a job at the golf course, Kook central. He hated the idea of you shuffling skittishly around after those belligerent assholes, having them peak up the pleats of your skirt when you bend to fetch a ball or to snap their fingers at you when you don’t retrieve their champagne fast enough. But, you’d needed a job and he respected you for trying. He fought with everything to hold in the “I told you that place was bad news.” until he couldn’t, and said it anyway.

“I know.” You mewl pathetically, wiping your glossy nostrils on the back of your hand leaving a snail trail of snot down it.

“Talk to me, c’mon.” He shuffles a little closer, eager to hear the details, to find out who / what had made his sweet little step-sister so downcast. His brain flashes to what he might think would be the usual culprits. From what he’d seen however, Topper was oddly respectful to the help, Rafe didn’t care enough to bully them and Kelce just did whatever Rafe did, so maybe not.

“Y’know that property salesman guy, the — the one who’s got his picture plastered on all those benches outside the town square. I kept gettin’ in his way and,” You hiccup harshly, taking a moment to swallow it down as you collect yourself. JJ stares at your profile attentively, eyes wide and jogging his knee. He wish you’d hurry up and get to the point. “He kept yelling at me. Callin’ me names, like stupid and useless.” Your eyes finally meet JJ’s, flickering around for a moment hesitantly. He has a fresh cut on his jaw and through his eyebrow, his blonde hair sticking out his backwards cap curls at his temples, his eyes are a little tired and bloodshot but still wide and beautiful. Oh, you hated to see him mad. You push your sleeve higher up your arm, and look equally shocked to see the fresh bruise had darkened, the shape of yucky thick fingers curled around it. “He yanked me really hard n’I lost my footing and fell.” Your face crumples again, hot tears squeezing out your eyes.

JJ goes very still, his knee frozen and he barely breathes. Not only had someone been mean to you, but they’d laid their hands on you.

“I’m gonna fuckin’ kill him.” He seethes and you’re already shaking your head desperately before he’s even finished his sentence. “Yes, yes I am— not only, okay — not only is he laying his hands on a woman, alright — he’s laying his hands on you. That behaviour needs to be straightened out, and if no one’s gonna do it well —” He was up, pacing infront of you, looking around for something, some inspiration on what he could do to this degenerate Kook.

“Jayj!” You snivel, and it sounded so sad and small that it actually stops him in his tracks. He didn’t wanna scare you, no. Not you of all people, not when you’d been treated like this. He had a temper, it was true— his father’s son, but he was trying to be there for you. Be a good big step-brother. He sighs, rubbing his hands down his face a good few times trying to wipe off the anger, for now atleast. You could see the self restraint in him, his biceps were tense and his hands were flushed with colour and veins from the strain of it all. Made your tummy go all weird.

“Alright.” He relents and sits down right next to you again, taking off his cap and tossing it aside carelessly to run his fingers through the tangled locks, snagging half way through.

“I need this job.” You speak after a moment, and he turns his head to look at you. You looked so pretty, even when you’d been crying, snot and all. He rubs his lips together, eyes casted away once more as he nods.

“I know.” He wrings his wrists, the signs of restlessness still residing in him. “Sorry I freaked... C’mere.” He turns back, windscreen wiping the inky droplets of watered down mascara from beneath your eyes, hot hands cupping your cheekbones. “People are assholes, babe.” He lets the nickname slip out and your face gets a bit warmer. “You’re so much better than them, y’hear me? You’ll be alright.” He leans in and presses a kiss to the centre of your forehead. It feels appropriate, but he’s not sure what that means anymore — the line between the two of you having been crossed in such demented ways before. God, you look up at him so sweet when he pulls away, big watery eyes that would put a baby cow to shame. “You’re tough.” He lies, because you’re not tough, you’re so far from it— but your cheeks push up anyway, easily subdued by his care and affection.

“Yeah?”

“The toughest girl around. Even I’m scared of ‘ya.” He jokes and you giggle. Mission accomplished, for now anyway. The first part of the mission. He’d sweet talked you enough to have you curled up on the couch, exhausted from your long and stressful day, some reality show he couldn’t care less about buzzing on the TV. Yeah, that’ll do— some form of promise to go and grab some icecream to bring you leaves his mouth when he jogs out the door pocketing his keys and you believe him. He’s sure he can pick some up on the way home anyway.

But he passes the convenience store and heads all the way to the golf course. One of JJ’s many rules to mischief and misconduct was that if you walked with enough purpose, no one will question whether or not you belong somewhere. Which is how he strides straight in, past all the Kooks in their crisp shirts and board shorts, a jolly atmosphere in the air as the sun starts to set. Oh happy day, JJ thinks, how nice to be this ignorant to the world around you.

He all but skids to a stop when he spots him, the man he was looking for. Mr Mattegar, top salesman to Kildares richest idiots. Overpriced houses and redecoration jobs that remove any historical significance from a property? You best believe it’s Mattegars handiwork. He lounges at the bar, reddy-orangey cocktail in hand as he laughs obnoxiously loud amongst friends. JJ hangs back a little, nose twitching in anger as he disguises himself clumsily behind a large decorative plant. He’s lucky Kooks are so self absorbed, because no one spares him a glance.

Finally, the successful salesman departs from his table, heading towards the car park. Perfect, JJ notes, makes my job a hell of a lot more easy. The car park is secluded, away from the resort, and as JJ keeps his eyes trained on the Kooks back, he plucks a golf club from a passing trolley, clutching it in his tightly wound fist. He was going to find out which obnoxious Rangerover belonged to the culprit and partake in some much deserved vandalism, but this was better. His chest feels hot with vexation.

Another one of JJ’s many mischief guidelines fell along the lines of ‘Don’t think, just do.’ He stayed true to his word when he yanked up the paisley bandana tied around his neck to cover everything but his eyes and yelled out “Hey asshole!” Once the two of them were alone.

He didn’t think when he swung with the club, the metal head cracking against the aged man’s cheekbone. He yelps, falling backwards, and JJ is still yet to think when he swings again. “S’what you get! Laying your hands on little girls just tryna do their jobs!” He should have started thinking. The more he uses his voice, spitting out the expletives as he gives him a good few kicks to the rib, the more identifiable he’d be. This was a hit and run so uh, run.

He takes off, yanking his bandana off to pant wetly by the docks, tossing the golf club and watching it sink. He wasn’t sure why he’d referred to you as a ‘little girl’. It made him feel icky, weird, perverted. He leans over the side of the wall, watching the metal club disappear into the inky water as he catches his breath. Murmuring out a ‘God damn’ before continuing on home briskly, not even forgetting to pick up your favourite Ben & Jerry’s on the way home. What was that flavour you liked again? Phish Food?

You’re conked out when he gets home, lips parted and curled infront of the TV with a blanket draped over your legs. He exhales through his nose, placing the tub of frozen dessert aside on the table along with his keys as he slowly approaches, a small but anxious smile on his face. Maybe he shouldn’t have done that, but for you there wasn’t much he wouldn’t do. He pulls the blanket over you a little higher, dropping a kiss to your temple. He’ll share the tub of icecream with you when you wake up.

[lettersoftheshygirl]

oh, who is she? (f1 driver!megumi x fem!reader) part twooo

it was about 10 pm before you went to megumi's hotel room. the race went overtime and you needed to rest. qualifying was one of the most hectic days and you thought you deserved that bit of rest after all that running around you do for the team and megumi alone.

you wondered how long it will take him before he is bored with you and finds a new toy to play with. of course, not all f1 drivers were like this, most held class and perfectionism all the way through— of course megumi was like that, too— but they also needed a way to take all that furstration away. the pain and anger for crashing, the hatred for their fellow drivers/team mates, most driver chose golf or alcohol but megumi? he chose you.

and you complied. you offered yourself to him. who wouldn't? with those deep set eyes, full lips and toned abs, anyone would throw themselves at him. single, rich, and good looking— he's megumi fucking fushiguro.

you stand in front of the mirror as your heart throbs at your chest, you look at your pretty little outfit, school girl skirt with a simple white button down shirt, and your signature gold necklace. you breath out as you add some last bit of mascara and strawberry lip gloss. you were late on purpose, the anticipation of what he might do if you were, the punishment— your mind wandered— it got you aroused as you clenched your thighs together.

as you went up the elevator, you played with the hem of your skirt, breathing lively as the elevator dinged to your destined floor. your heart practically lept off your mouth as you knocked on the door.

as much as aroused you were, meanwhile megumi was jacking off in the bathroom thinking you won't be coming to see him tonight. he wouldn't admit it to you, but it made him sad. what?! sad?! megumi is never effected a woman, but you weren't just a woman to him, you were his dream woman. with your perfect curves, and tanned skin, lucious brown hair and sweet eyes, he practically crashed his car just so he could talk to you. of course, one thing bigger than megumi's dick, was his ego, so he would never admit.

but he didn't have to, because his actions did. while you were getting ready to be fucked senseless, megumi was pouting about why you weren't here at 9 exact, like he said before. he groaned as he checked his phone, 9:10 no you. 9:25 no you. 9:40 no you, instead of sitting on the chair and thinking of you, he went on the shower and thought of you.

with his gorgeous dick in his hand, he carresed over his pink tip, a soft whimper leaving his mouth as he tightened his grip. going faster, and harder, his pace getting sloppy as his hips buck and his come is released with a loud moan to your name. he pants as the cold water trails down his body. he hears the knock as soon as he gets out of the shower, thinking it might be his team mates on their way for a drink, he opens the door with the grumpiest expression, just to see your flushed face.

"you're late." he said through grittened teeth.

"race ran late. m' sorry." you said, with a smile on your face as he moves away from the door to let you in. your eyes first scan his entire body, he was entirely naked except for that slim towel covering his slim waist. his broad waist on display as the small bruises on his back make an appearance, making him even more hotter. his black hair is wet and dripping— just like the fire between your thighs— and his cheeks are slightly flushed.

"i don't like late, y/n," he said, his hands slowly sliding to your waist as he closed the hotel door, guiding you inside. "i thought you knew me better." his breath hit your ears as he kissed your collerbone, "and that skirt...oh, y/n," he moans in your ears as his hands gripped your breats and his thumb ran over your peaked nipples over your shirt, "is this on purpose?" he asked.

"no," you breathed out. he smiled against your skin before—in a quick and swift movement— he bend you over the bed, your knees pressed against the firm mattress and your ass in the air, you groaned at his rough movement.

"i don't like liars, either." he said, before spanking your ass loudly. you moaned as he took both your hands, pinning them to your back, your face pressed against the mattress now. "now, again. was this on purpose?" he asked, "y/n,"

"yes! yes, it was!" you said loudly as he smiled. his hand caressed the area he spanked, the stinging sensation burning through his warm fingertips as you whimpered. his finger gently pulled your underwear to the side, his other thumb holding it in place. you twitched as soon as his fingers glided over you wet clit.

"so sensitive.." he whispered. you felt his breath on your cunt before you felt his lips. his soft, yet firm, lips pressed against the lips of your cunt as you moaned out loud. his tounge traced all of your folds before his index finger rubbed your bud. your legs shook as you felt the knot in your stomach tighten. instantly, he pulled his finger out, and parted his lips from your cunt, "not yet." his low, husky voice reached yours, "you made me wait, and hour. it'll take you a while before i let you come."

he flipped you over so you would lie on your back now. your ass hit the cold wooden surface of the bed as he caressed your knees. he pulls your underwear off as he leaned down to put a soft kiss on your lips. it wasn't like normal, it was soft, sweet, almost intimate but primal, carnal. as if he needs this, he needs you. the kiss made you confused, dazed, as he pulled out. his blue eyes gazed into yours before he kissed you again. this time fast, hungry and not at all sweet. this kiss was fierce, bold, he bit your bottom lips as your teeths grazed. you moaned when you felt this knee rub against your bare, wet core.

"megumi..." you moaned, feeling his teeth graze over your clothed nipples. he opened his mouth, filling his face with your breasts in his mouth. he moaned, the vibration making your back arched, he practically ripped the shirt away from you as you giggled and threw his towel away.

"eager, are we?" he gave you a low chuckle that made your stomach flutter.

"always for you."

he smiled before his lips glided down to yours again. his dominant hand slided up your throat as you moaned on the kiss. his other hand slided down your stomach, creating goosebumps on the way to drop to your glistening clit. his finger grazed over your bud as you whined in the kiss.

"megumi, please!" you said, throwing your head back. he chuckled, his fingers slowly drawing circles around your sex. you whimpered as his pace went quicker and quicker. suddenly, without any warning he shoved two fingers inside out. his hands going faster than his car. you clenched around his fingers but this time he didn't take his finger away, and you squirted (i hate this word, im sorry, but idk what else word to use????) all over his fingers and sheets.

"tsk, tsk, tsk! the glorious media manager..." he taunts, "why did no one record you coming all over my fingers like that?" he kissed your cheek before pulling your skirt down. you shut your legs together but he grabbed them forcefully and opened them, "don't. you're perfect."

he lowered himself so his face would be level with your wet cunt, and his eyes looked up to you. "i can smell you, sunshine." he moaned, "so wet..."

he took in a slow yet careful lick, from your slit to your clit. Tasting your arousal. I licked y/n again, this time her folds, each and everyone of them. you shook under his touch, feeling her thighs close up on my face, he forcefully separated them with his hands, again. "stop doing that." he giggled. your face flushed as you covered your face with your hands.

he licked and sucked on her cunt as long as he could, eating you like a starving man, he put your left leg on his shoulder, yanking you closer. you gripped his hair, grinding on his face shamelessly. and then for the second—oh well, third— time you came today. he looked at you, his chin dripping from your slick and come.

he hoovered on top of you. his warmth exageratting from his body as he send you a soft smile before tugging a strand of your hair away from your face. "tell me to stop," his eyes searched for yours, "and i will stop, okay?" you hummed as you kissed him again. he got your answer as he pushed his hard length into your sex.

he moaned at how tight you always were. he fully let his length get inside you as you moaned and gripped on his arm. "too deep, too deep..."

"shut up, you wanted this." he said breathlessly before he got up, his knees bent as he grip your hip and slams into you again. you moaned as he fastened his face, his ball hitting your ass your toes curled and your back arched. tears formed in your eyes as you felt your come leaking all over his cock. your hands pushed him away from his abs as he threw your hands away, "not over, till i come." he said, you groaned, your hands gripping the bed sheet as you felt your fourth come arising. "fucking whore." he whispered.

his mean words adding fuel to the fire as you twitched and frailed around. you clenched around his dick as his hands bucked, he got ontop of you again, thrusting into you from angles you didn't know existed as you came again. your come erected his as he came shortly before you. he panted in your ears as he got up again, pulling himself out of you, causing you to moan.

his eyes lingered at your glistening cunt, his come dripping down from your sex as he traced his come. you twitched, still sensitive as he spread his come all over your sex. his eyes stayed focus on your cunt for a second, before they found your already closed and panting ones.

he laid down beside you, folding the wet patch of the sheet so it wouldn't bother you before pulling the blanket over your chest, your eyes lazily fluttered at him before he brought you closer to him. your legs getting interwined as he sighs deeply, inhaling your scent.

"so, what's new with the account?" he'd ask, listening your sleepy voice getting fumbled as you both fell into deep slumber. only to wake up and do this all over again, before he went to race. winning, and collecting his prize : you.

this was a bit long, sorry bout that :(

[pogues4lifeee]

♡ valentines day - john b ♡

Summary: you and john b hate each other until you need to bring a boy home for valentines day. With no one else to turn to, you end up having to bring john b home to your family and end up catching feelings

word count: 

creds go to @i_thrive_off_coffee for the idea!! 

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Y/n pov

The light peeking through my curtains. I rolled over groggily and picked my phone up to check the time. 8:07 am. Great. Only 3 hours of sleep. I haven’t been able to get much sleep lately and I was lying awake until 5:00 in the morning. It didn’t help that Valentine’s day was in a week. Every year you had to go to your family’s house for your annual lunch and every year you would show up without a boyfriend, and with every year you show up boyfriend-less, it’s another year of being belittled by your mother. It’s like I can hear her nagging me already.

“Seriously y/n? No boyfriend again? What about Topper? My mom would say, trying to set me up with one of my best friends since I was little. 

I am a kook. Always have been and always will be. I’ve always found the pogues to be rude people who spend all their time drinking beer and smoking weed. I love the kooks. I always hang out with Topper, Rafe, Kelce, Ruthie, Sarah, and sometimes Sofia if she can get away from her job. Sofia is one the only pogues I like besides Kie, since she is technically a kook. 

After laying in bed for a couple more minutes, scrolling through Instagram, I got out of bed and headed to the bathroom. I started to brush my teeth when my phone went off. I turned it on and picked it up. It was the kook group chat. 

top 💙: Hey! Wanna meet up at the Country Club for golfing today?

ruthie 💚: Sure! Sounds cool

sofi my poguee 💛: I’m working today anyways, I’m sure I can hang out during my break!

sarah pookie 🩷: I’m down!

second brother (rafe) 🧡: Sure! Anything to see my baby 😘

Sofi my poguee 💛: See you there babe

kelce 💚: I’m down! How about you y/n?

I stopped to think for a second before typing out my response.

y/n: Why the fuck not?

After a couple more minutes, we settled on meeting at 12:30 so we could have lunch there too. I took a quick shower, washing my hair and started to get ready. I wore a white lululemon scuba pleated skirt. I tied my hair back into a long ponytail and put on some gold earrings and a necklace with y/n on it. I slid on a baseball cap and grabbed my stuff before hopping in my car and driving to the country club while listening to music. I checked the time and saw that I was on time. Once I had parked and got my stuff out of my car, my phone went off again. This time it was my mom. I ignored it for now as pretty much everyone else was already here, even though I was 10 minutes early. I walked into the country club, immediately spotting topper, rafe, kelce, Sofia, and Ruthie sitting at the bar. 

“What’s up guys?” I ask, walking up to my best friends. 

“Hey y/n! Nice to see ya!” said topper, standing up and hugging me with a drink in his hand

I’ve known Topper since we were kids. We always got along well and always knew when something was wrong. He was basically an older brother to me. Same goes with rafe since I’ve known him and Sarah since kindergarten. After saying hi and hugging all the guys, Ruthie, and Sofia, I sat down next to Topper on a barstool. I pulled out my phone and opened the text from my mom. My stomach dropped when I read it.

my momma 💕: can’t wait to meet your new boyfriend! Does he like chicken or beef?

 Fuck. I completely forgot I told my mom that I had a boyfriend to get her off my back. Could I say we broke up? No, that would make it worse. Topper immediately noticed that I was upset over something. 

“Hey, everything good, y/n/n?” he asked me. 

“No. I’m fucked. I told my mom I had a boyfriend to get her off my back, but now I have to bring him home for our valentine's day lunch.” I replied, digging my head in my hands. 

“Shit. I wish we could help, but your mom’s seen all of us with our girlfriends.” Rafe said. 

It was true, my mom had seen Topper  with Sarah, Rafe with Sofia, and Kelce with Ruthie, so there wasn’t anything they could do. 

“It’s ok, I’ll figure something out.” I say, trying not to ruin our day. 

Just then, Sarah walked in and all of us were there. We ordered lunch to our golf course and spent the rest of the day golfing and laughing. 

♡

“See y’all later!” I say, hopping in my car. 

It was 6:45 and the sun was starting to set. After waving goodbye to Sarah and Sofia, I started my drive home. As I turned into my driveway, I saw kie walking up to my door with a giant grocery bag.

“Hey kie!” I say, turning off the car and hopping out.

“Hey y/n/n!” she says, running up to me and hugging me

“What are you doing here?” I asked when we let go.

“It’s been a while I thought we could catch up, have a sleepover, I even brought snacks!” she says, holding up the grocery bag.

“Sure! Let me just change first” I said, pointing to my country club outfit.

We step inside my house and kie starts setting up the snacks while I go upstairs to change. I throw on one of Sarah’s sweatshirts she left here last time she came over and some shorts. I tie my hair into a messy bun, and go downstairs to see that kie has set up an assortment of chocolates, chips, and popcorn with a 6 pack of doctor pepper. 

“Perfect! Just what I needed!” I exclaim before plopping on the crouch and picking up the remote to look for a movie.

“So what’s been going on lately?” Kie asks me.

“Nothing much except I have to find a fake boyfriend in 4 days.” I reply. 

Kie is confused, so I fill her in on what’s going on. She opens her mouth to say something, then closes it.

“What?” I asked, noticing.

“It’s nothing, I had an idea, but you won’t like it” she said

“Let me guess, you were going to suggest I borrow one of ‘your boys’ for the day.” I guess, referring to the pogues 

“Not exactly… it was worse.” 

“No… you weren’t about to suggest I use John B were you?!” I ask, opening netflix to hopefully find a movie to watch.

“Yeah…” Kie says sheepishly 

“Are you crazy? I would rather use pope or even jj for that matter, but you know I hate John b and he hates me!” I say loudly, still searching on Netflix.

“I know, but pope has to work and jj is being forced to help his dad go to Yucatan” kie says rolling her eyes

“Are you sure that John B Routledge is my only option right now?” I picked up a doctor pepper and cracked it open.

“That or suffer your mom’s bickering” she says, shrugging. 

As much as I hated pogues, John b was the worst of them all. He used to work with me at the Wreck with Kie. He stole food from the back, and to make matters worse, when you caught him sneaking food while closing up, he made you promise to keep it a secret. I agreed, because I was sure he was stealing it for a good reason. He is a pogue after all. When Kie’s parents confronted him about stealing food, he blamed me for telling them and so he told them I let him take them without asking. Luckily, because I was Kie’s friend and I’ve known her since I was in elementary school, I got off with a warning. When I ran into him after, I yelled at him and dumped his beer on his head. He got back at me by spreading a rumour that I was cheating on him, even though we never even dated. Since then, you have steered clear of each other, and we’re doing a really good job at it. You did not want to have to rely on him, but you knew you had no other choice. 

“Fine. I guess let’s go with John B.” I say reluctantly, finally hitting play on the princess diaries and sipping my doctor pepper.

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John b pov:

“Hey jb, go a little faster will ya?” JJ asks me.

It was a typical boat day on the hms pogue. I love these days with the pogues. Kie always tanning or scrolling TikTok or instagram, pope or me driving, and jj doing something stupid. Take right now as an example. He wanted me to speed up the boat so he could try to catch beer in his mouth. I rolled my eyes, but I started to drive faster anyways. JJ put one foot on the bow and tipped the bottle back. He’s tried this trick many times, and failed every time. This time was no different.

“You’re getting it in my hair!” Kie yelped. 

JJ continued to pour the beer, getting it everywhere. I was laughing so hard I didn’t see the sandbank in front of the boat, causing the boat to jerk forward when it hit it, launching JJ in the air. We all immediately ran to the side of the boat

“You good JJ?” Pope asked.

“I think my heels touched the back of my head,” JJ joked, swimming back towards the boat. 

When he got back in and everything went back to normal, Kie came up to me.

“Hey JB, I have a huge favour to ask you…” she says, sounding a bit nervous

“Sure, anything, what’s up?” I ask her.

“So you know how Valentine's day is coming up right…?” she asks me

“Yeah.. what about it?” I ask back, waiting for her to get to the point

“Well a friend of mine needs someone to fake being her boyfriend because her mom has always been on her back about it. I told her I would ask you since JJ and Pope are usually busy nowadays.” Kie said

“Who is it?” I ask her before agreeing. 

She freezes for a second

“It’s y/n…” she says quietly.

“y/n? Are you kidding me? Fuck no!” I responded. 

“Look, I get it,” she says, sitting down next to me. “You guys hate each other, but please, do it for me. I know you hate her but she agreed to it and plus I kind of owe her one…” she jokes

I stopped to think for a second. I hated y/n, but I would do anything for the pogues. 

“Ok fine.” I said. “Just this once.”

“Oh my gosh thank you so much JB!” she says, pulling out her phone to text Y/N. 

“She says she’ll pick you up at 12:00 on Valentine’s day for lunch” she informs me. 

I simply nod my head. It’s not like I had any plans with the pogues that day, plus technically I did worse to her than she did to me, so I kind of owe it to her too. I laid down on the seats of the pogue, staring at the sky, thinking about that lunch and how miserable that day was going to be for the both of us. 

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Y/N pov: 

I slipped into a red tube top and a white pleated mini skirt. Today was the day. February 14th. Valentine’s day. The day I had to pretend I not only liked John B, but were in love with him. I checked the time on my phone. 11:26 am. I had to leave in 10 minutes to pick up John B on time. I put on some jewelry and some sandals with heels, grabbed my purse, and headed out. I started driving to his house. The chateau, as he calls it. I pulled into the driveway and texted him. I still had his number from when he worked on our boat. I figured he had blocked it, but it was worth a shot. 

Y/N: I’m outside. 

John B: Give me a minute, I just need to grab some things. 

I rolled my eyes and sent a thumbs up. I grabbed my airpods out of my purse and started listening to (insert your favourite music artist). After a couple minutes, he walked out of the chateau wearing a button up shirt and jeans, holding flowers in his left hand and chocolates in his right. I unlocked the car door and he got in the passenger seat. 

“Hey y/n. I got flowers and chocolates to make it more believable” he said, handing me the flowers and chocolates. I took them from his hand and put them in a compartment next to me. 

“Thanks,” I said. “Now, we need to make it seem like we’ve been dating for months, so let’s talk.” 

“Talk about what?” he asked, confused

“About everything I guess. You know, our friends, family, things we like, shit like that.” 

And that’s what we did for the 20 minute drive back to Figure Eight. We talked, and caught up. I parked in the driveway. John B was about to get out of the car before I stopped him.

“By the way, this doesn’t mean I like you. You were just my only option. As soon as this is over, I’m going to go back to hating you.” I warned him.

“Wasn’t counting on it, princess.” he smirked while getting out of the car. 

I rolled my eyes as I hopped out of the car. Locking the door, we headed up the stairs to the front door. I was about to ring the bell when John B grabbed my hand. 

“To make it realistic,” he explained, even though it wasn’t necessary. 

I rang the doorbell and it wasn’t long before my mom opened the door. 

“Hey sweetie!” she says to me.

“Hi mom,” I responded. 

“Is this your new boyfriend?” she asks, happy I’m showing up with a guy. Little does she know I actually hate the boy I’m showing up with.

“Yeah. Mom, meet John B. John B, my mom” I introduced the two. 

“Nice to meet you Ms. y/l/n.” John B reaches out to shake her hand.

“Well come in!” my mom says, moving over so that we can step inside.

I lead the way in, John B following close behind. We walk into the living room, still holding hands. His hand was warm and soft, so I didn’t mind holding it. I walked in to see your sister and her boyfriend sitting in the living room with your dad, talking about the Super Bowl that happened the other day. I couldn’t care less about football, but John B was immediately interested in the conversation. I headed to the kitchen to help my mom finish cooking, and John B joined the conversation about the game. I was making the salad when I looked up and saw John B dancing with my sister. It made me chuckle, causing him to look up at me. 

“Come on y/n/n, let’s dance!” he said approaching the kitchen and holding out his hand for me to take. 

Playing along, I laughed as I left the kitchen and took his hand. He danced me into the living room, where he spun me around a couple times and picked me up bridal style. I started laughing, truly enjoying myself. After spinning me around a few more times, he dropped me on the couch. I got up and headed back to the kitchen to finish the salad. 

 ♡

“Lunch is ready!” my mom said, setting the roast chicken on the table. I came to the table with the salad in one hand and a bowl of mashed potatoes in the other. We all took our places, John B sitting next to me. I helped my mom serve everyone before starting to eat. 

“So John B,” my sister started “How did you and y/n meet?”

“Well, I met her working at the Wreck.” he started. “We were both working as waiters and we became close friends. I started to catch feelings for her, but she was always busy with work and the kooks, so I never had a chance to talk to her much. Then one day, I decided to just ask her to join me and my friends on one of our boat days. Once we were in the marsh, I told her I liked her, we started going out, and the rest is history” he finished his story

“That’s so sweet!” my mom says. 

“I know right? He really is the best boyfriend.” I say, giving him a peck. 

I pulled back to see his warm, brown eyes gazing into mine, pulling me in. I realized I was staring at him and snapped back into reality. 

“Everything ok?” John B asked me, seeing the nervous look on my face.

“Yeah, I just need to use the bathroom.” I said, getting up and rushing to the bathroom. Once I entered, I locked the door and sat on the floor. There was no way I was actually starting to like John B. The one person I swore I would never like again. After everything he’s done to me, I never thought I would have to worry about catching feelings, but it was something about the way he was today. Dancing me around the living room, picking me up and spinning me around, even holding my hand with his warm, soft, big hand. I had to pull through this lunch without thinking too much about it. I got up and left the bathroom. I sat back down at the table and the conversation returned back to normal. 

“Hey, you good?” John B asked me, whispering so no one else could hear us. 

I simply nodded. I didn’t want to say anything yet. 

“So y/n, how’s your (insert something you’re passionate about) course going?” my sister’s boyfriend asked me. 

With that, the conversation turned back to normal and within another 15 minutes, everyone finished their food. I started to help my mom clean up before John B stopped me.

“Hey hey, you should go hang out with your family. I’ll help your mom clean up.” he says

“You sure babe?” I ask. He simply nods and I go hang out with my family.

 ♡

“It was so nice meeting you John B!” my mom said as we stepped outside. 

It was now 6:47 and the sun was starting to set. We had stayed a couple more hours, played some games, and now we were leaving. 

“Thank you for having me Ms. y/l/n.” John B said, hugging her goodbye.

My mom closed the door and we headed to the car. I unlocked the white jeep and we got in. 

“That was one hell of a day” John B said, buckling his seatbelt. 

“Yeah, for sure.” I replied, adjusting the rear view mirror and starting the car. 

I started driving towards the cut to drop John B off at home. I turned on the radio and I could hear John B singing along to the song that was on the radio. Listening closer, I heard it was (insert your favourite song) and started singing too. After a little while, I parked in front of the chateau.

“Well, this is it then.” I said to John B.

“Yeah, I guess it is,” he said, unbuckling his seatbelt.

He was about to get out of the car before I stopped him.

“John B, wait!” I say. 

He froze and closed the car door. 

“Yeah?” he asked, confused.

“Today has been an amazing day John B,” I started. “ I started this day thinking it would be the worst but it ended up being amazing! Dancing with you in the living room, playing charades as a team, hell, even you dropping me down on the couch! I fucking love you now John B! I know it seems like a lot right now and I know you probably still hate me but I-”

Just then, I felt John B’s lips touch mine. He had just kissed me. 

“I love you too y/n.” he said. “Today has been the best day I’ve had in a while and it’s because of you,” he said. 

“Ok, so… what does that mean for us?” I asked.

“Well, if you’re up for it, lunch at the Wreck? Friday 12:30?” he asked back.

“Sure.” I said, smiling. 

“It’s a date.” he said before kissing me again and getting out of the car. 

I smiled and pulled out of the driveway. While driving home, I kept replaying today. Today was nothing like I had expected it to be, but I couldn’t be happier about it. I started this day with a fake boyfriend and was ending with that same fake boyfriend possibly becoming my real one. Once I got home, I changed out of my outfit into one of Topper’s shirts he had left here and shorts and got into bed. I opened my phone and changed the name for John B in my phone. I smiled at the update

John B —> john bae ❤️

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John B pov

I opened the door to the chateau to see Kie, JJ, and Pope waiting up for me. They were all clearly interested about what had happened during the day.

“So…” Kie asked, waiting for me to respond to the obvious question

“So… what?” I asked, making them suffer a little longer.

“How did lunch with y/n go?” Pope asked. I’ve never seen him this excited to receive news from me

“Let’s just say it went better than I thought.” I said with a smirk before going upstairs without another word.

“Hey! What do you mean ‘better than you thought’?” I heard JJ yell behind me. I ignored it and went into my room. 

“It’s ok. I’ll ask y/n later.” I heard Kie tell the pogues. 

I smiled, knowing that this meant that maybe y/n would start to like pogues more, considering she was dating one now. I changed into a shirt and some shorts before plopping into bed. Before I went to sleep though, I opened my phone and changed the contact name for y/n. I smiled, looking at the new name before I went to bed.

Y/N —> y/n/n baby 💜

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A/N: thanks for reading! sorry this is a bit of a longer one! i will write a jiara ship story next!

[toxicanonymity]

Toxic: this is from 🎃 anon who kindly asked about writing something for me. this is amazing and it starts after cucking stepdad with another Joel so read that first. so many references 😭 💗

Anonymous asked:

Halloween here! Here's my lil fic just for you. I had fun rereading both Joels' fics and tossing in some inside jokes and hopefully captured their mannerisms and speech (dialogue is hard for me). Thank youuuuu!:) (also ur the genius not me lol). SDJ=Stepdad Joel

Joelkemon Universe What If?

(what if you met up with Thighs after your latest cucking fun) BY HALLOWEEN ANON

1.5k, thighs out!Joel x f!reader, cuck!SDJ

After the three of you come off your high, SDJ shuffles into the pool’s bathroom/locker room to clean up. He doesn’t come out for a while, and you and Thighs Out swim around a little and you chat and flirt together. You find out he's staying at the resort for two weeks partly on vacation and partly for work. He's a sports agent for a very famous golfer who now in old age is more famous for their spokesperson work for the resort and makes surprise appearances in the course for golf fans.

You both agree to meet for dinner that evening at the nicest restaurant on the water. “If you need anything in the meantime, sugar,” he brushes his thumb against your lip and you sigh. He looks up past your shoulder and his eyebrows go up. “Just give me a call.” He kisses your hand and nods his head, calling over your shoulder “Take care buddy!” to SDJ who just came back from the locker room and has a permascowl across his face. He looks between the two of you and shakes his head. “For god’s sake”, he mutters under his breath and huffs off while you lay on one of the chairs, soaking up the sun with your book. 

You tell your mom and SDJ you have dinner plans with someone and your mom says something like “good for you girl!’ but SDJ's jaw drops and he blurts out a short "No!" and then covers his mouth. Your mom laughs and smacks him in the chest. "Oh c'mon hon she's an adult. Don't be such a square.” You hear them leave while you're in your room getting ready.  

You change into a snug, lacy swimsuit coverup that could pass for a dress. You put on a new, skimpier swimsuit underneath and some strappy, tall sandals. Thighs sends you the name of the restaurant and you send him a mirror selfie from the bathroom. “Damn, sugar 💦 Don’t keep Daddy waiting 🦪” You mentally agree to yourself to send him at least three nude selfie that night during dinner. 

At the restaurant Thighs treats you to drinks and the best meal you’ve had the whole vacation. He asks about SDJ’s deal and you tell him the abridged version of your history. 

“Yeah, he sounds like a-” 

“Jackass, I know” you sigh. 

“I was gonna to say a dumbass prude, but that works too." He leans back and takes a drag of his vape (🍃) and blows it out to sea. "No way I could stop myself if you were under my roof. Hell, no way I'd wanna.” He licks his lips. This stirs something in you and you feel your core pulse under your dampening bikini bottoms. He passes you the pen and you take a huge hit.

“So, do you want to fuck him? No judgement if you do.” He puts his hands up defensively. You hesitate and he laughs.

“Alright..do you want to fuck with him?" You decide he's onto something and you both start plotting.

You move to the bar of the restaurant after dinner and the sun has almost set. You send SDJ a snapchat pic of you holding your near empty margarita glass in front of the sunset. He opens it but immediately notices a glint of light on your chest: it's a very familiar looking gold chain. He immediately messages you to Take That Off and Who Took That Picture. You ignore him and ten minutes later he sends you a link to a stunning and extremely expensive Zeels diamond necklace and message that just says "please" and “im sry”. Maybe we're being too hard on him you tell Thighs. “You could be harder on me,” Thighs pouts jokingly. “You know I’d be happy to return the favor.” You smile and tell him to close his eyes. His eyebrows shoot up and he grins, eyes closed. “Okay, you can open them.” There’s something soft and hot pink sitting on the small bread plate he didn’t use from dinner. Thighs out drops his jaw, for once since you met him, he is speechless.

You text SDJ a thumbs up emoji and a selfie of yourself without the chain. You're leaning over, giving him a decent view of your tits that he came to not four hours earlier. 

SDJ tries to video chat you and you decline the call. He calls you and you pick up, "What is it now?". "Just missin' you s'all." SDJ slurs drunkenly. Your mom made friends with a bachelorette party so I'm in the room…alone…" He sounded more pitiful and sultry. "Look" you say, cringing at how pathetic he sounds. "The only way I'll even think about giving you another chance is that you prove to me you're sorry. For being such an overprotective, prudish, selfish, cheating asshole." 

There's a long pause. "So you don't want to fuck me?" he whimpers. 

"I didn't say that" you say bluntly. He hears a loud laugh and woo that's my girl on your end of the phone. “Just wait for my text, ok?” you say. “���Kay baby. Love-”. You hang up.

You send SDJ one last picture, this time over text, you’re in your coverup looking out over the bar's balcony at the beach. He replies with a picture of his bulge nudging his veiny hand while laying on the couch and a heart emoji next to his head.

Thighs and you head to the beach with two pool chairs after dinner. It's late enough in the evening that there are only a few people left straggling by the water. The beach bar is far but close enough that someone could see you two if they were really looking for something filthy. 

You really do feel sorry for SDJ. And you really do miss teasing him and sneaking around. But if you two are going to fuck again, he has to prove he was in the wrong. And if that ends up blowing up in your face you can at least blackmail him. It’s a win-win for you either way.

You lay on the chair as the evening cools down your skin. Thighs holds your phone with one hand and with his other peels your coverup off and unties your bikini. He kneads your breasts, continuing to point your phone at your tits and face. "Are we filming?" you purr at him. "Hell yeah, baby. And you look like a fuckin' star." You blush and he chuckles, rubbing his inner thighs off camera where his swim shorts end. You flop back in the chair and he grinds his shorts and his growing dick outline into your core. A little bit of trimmed pubic hair peeks out from the tent in his shorts standing almost at full attention. That show is just for you however. He keeps your phone's camera pointed at your jiggling breasts and face screwed up in ecstasy. "Say stop," Thighs growls as he grips the fleshiest part of your hip and thrusts his covered erection into your dripping seam. "M-more!" you loudly beg and arch your back. A few silhouettes at the bar look in your direction. This only makes your nipples harder and you grind quick little circles into his crotch, aching for some friction. "Be patient, baby. You can do it. Tell your Stepdad your offer." he smacks your bottom playfully as he continues to record. You blush and turn away from the lens, biting your lip and say, "I will forgive you, if you do something for me." You look into the camera lens. 

"There's room service and a box being delivered to your new room, you can thank him [Thighs Out] for covering the cost, in about an hour.” you say. “Open the box and text me if you're game or not. Talk soon!" you wink and the video ends. You send it to SDJ and he texts back "Anything for you. I'll pick up the key now." 

Thighs Out kisses down your neck and sucks your nipple while manhandling your ass so much it starts to feel sore. "Wanna come to my suite, sugar? That is if I can take my hands off this sexy fuckin' ass of yours." He jiggles it while playing with your bikini straps and slowly ties them back up. You nod your head yes and pull on your coverup. You both walk back to the main road in the resort and take a shuttle bus to the expensive side of the resort. You find yourself back in his room, legs splayed and laying on your tummy completely bare. You wiggle against the soft white comforter, Thighs already rubbing your ass and murmuring in your ear. "Do you want to wait for him before we record?" You shake your head and say, "I'll still want to even if he doesn't."

"God I love your energy, baby." Thighs presses a hard kiss into you and carnally licks your mouth. He breaks it off to grab his phone and opens the camera app. 

"Let's get started, baby girl. Let Daddy teach you what a real cock can do."

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Toxic: Ok the "woo that's my girl" took me out 😭 like ik it's my line but the context is so perfect and you can just imagine stepdad hearing it on the other end of the line. 😭 Also I 100% imagine thighs out being no-judgment, very in character.

Thank you, 🎃 anon 🖤

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[d1gnan]

here's a little deep dive on the fight club necklace / my process in general hehe

i put like way too much thought into all my jewelry and this is about to be the most in depth ive actually ever gone about my process so sorry in advance 4 how long winded i am

(and if ur new to my jewelry i get everything secondhand and i upcycle so i source from places like estate sales/thrift stores/antique malls/ebay/shop frum peoples personal collections etc )

i think the necklace and the original paper street bracelet i made speak the same visual language as the paper street house pretty well because i sourced most of it from some of my oldest and most visually ornate jewelry finds.

a lot of the beads from this one are actually from this really dope older lady i knows collection/more specifically from a costuming warehouse in nyc and the jewelry is just so ornate and crazy and out of style, i imagine they were once worn by the kind of people that wouldve gotten their soup peed in so its kind of fun to reclaim them for something like this

when i went to go look thru my stash i was specifically thinking of chipping wallpaper and pulling anything that evoked that to me-kind of corny for a second, but i love beat up old houses visually and theres something so cool about the juxtaposition of ornate/destroyed. layerS and layers of beautiful print made sad and irrelevant by its surroundings. these (the houses and the jewelry) were luxurious and cool and trendy at one point and now theyre completely obsolete and funny. i honestly think the whole thing screams tyler durdens philosophy also

( a beautiful thing destroyed, the performance of put-togetherness+ wealth, putting stake in material goods+trends only for them to be completely stripped away by time )

but anyway yeah when u put these glamorous old things together with stuff like keys and charms that don't match and mix gold/silver, you get this really lived in and sick junk drawer effect, and when you pair pale whites with pale greens it can kind of give a souring/moldy/aged look

little more specific callouts tho for references (left to right)

golf club charms r pretty obvious

the green engraved stone i grabbed immediately because it gives the old wallpaper feeling i was going for

theres this golden charm that's kinda like a kitschy grandma charm, it says "1 minute/1 hour/1day/1week/1year/1leapyear/1century" and i put that as a reference to "this is your life and its ending one minute at a time"/"i am jacks wasted life" and i also think it works on another level/kindamatches with fight clubs irony since its like supposed to be a cutie love commitment idk at least 2 me hahaha

the little step ladder charm and the key i added so that it would read as yeah a dirty old unfinished house/kinda a visual junk drawer..the key i got at an estate sale (i got a bunch and had to make key soup to clean them all)it opens something somewhere

the dog vaccination tag is there both as a reference to the guy that they threaten but then also slightly as a nod to the narrators wacked self esteem the whole like puppy dog obsession aspect IDK

theres a little P and S charm for paper street

the freshwater pearl at the end and the plastic bone shaped bead are kind of supposed to give teeth/bones like subconsciously, i tried a kind of similar thing when i made jewelry based off of pearl from X and tried to make like a rotting looking necklace

theres a little coke bottle cracker jack toy on there too, if ur trying to condense fight club into symbols, glass bottles pop up in my brain so i wanted to find something like that and i got lucky. theres also a little green telescope cracker jack toy thats kind of rusty and i picked it up for how well it matched what i was going for visually but i feel like it could also be a space monkeys thing

any way thanks for looking at this, like i said this is the deepest ive ever gone into depth about my process, but this is why im so drawn to creating jewelry it feels like taking a picture or finishing a puzzle i just do it in a really specific way and it always feels fresh and new when i start a new project, (i definitely dont always have this much to say i promise) but any way hope this was cool

[writingsofwesteros]

this pic is giving me Nora at the Targaryen's exclusive greco-roman themed party (or whatever the westerosi equivalent to this style is, idk) https://www.tumblr.com/writingsofwesteros/750442441689137152?source=share

Aemond tries to skip it every year, because he can't wear a black suit, Aegon loves wearing a toga, Nora and Helly absolutely stun, they look like muses together wearing these sexy tunic-style dresses, with the gold on their arms, and their long silver hair adorned with pretty headpieces. Aegon tried to get bestie to wear one of the headpieces that Nora and Helaena wore, they were from like Bulgari or something, jewellery that's like really rare and literally under security, but bestie insists no- Aegon really needs to stop spending his money on her. He literally just bought her a house, even though she kept begging him not to. "Aegon I'm not wearing a ten million dollar headpiece for your mother's party," She insisted that afternoon in the country club dining room. He, Daeron and Aemond went golfing, and Nora, Hel and Bestie were on the tennis court with Sienna and met the boys for late lunch. "It's on theme," Aegon shrugged, as the waiter brought the drinks they ordered. "I knew you'd say that so I asked Mom for one that's less flashy." She rubbed her temples- she loved Aeg, and all of them, really, she did, but he really did know nothing about money and what normal people think is too much. "Aeg...ten million dollars for a headpiece is flashy- it's a lot!" She told him, but he just looked at her puzzled. "It is pretty, though," Nora told her as she sipped her mimosa. "It's got these little diamonds in this little circlet thing, it'd look gorgeous on you." Bestie sighed. "I already feel bad enough about wearing the dress Alicent got me-" "Technically you shouldn't, because they give Mom free stuff all the time, so it's not like anyone paid for it." Nora told her, as Aegon and Daeron bickered about Daeron taking fries from his plate, so she snapped her fingers at them, and they quieted. "What about the necklace?" Helaena asked Nora, and Nora nodded, "Oh yea- the one with the ruby- I think Nyra wore it last year." "See, you've got a choice now, the headpiece or the necklace, whichever you want, baby," Aegon told her as though this was a normal conversation. "How much is the necklace worth?" She asked. They all shrugged, but Aemond said calmly, "If it's the one they're talking about, I'd say about 12." "Hundred?" She asked hopefully though she knew she'd be wrong. "Million." Aemond said as he took a sip of his scotch.

ALL OF THIS

And why do I absolutely adore how Aemond does not care !!

[tentacledsnakelover]

Happy 14th Anniversary Wild Kratts

Wild Kratts Animal Friends Song Script

I have a big special interest in Wild Kratts and animals in general. In honor of the 14th anniversary of the show, I wanted to post a script of this little song I put together. It is highly based on the "Octonauts: Creatures A to Z" song (Octonauts: Creatures A to Z (US Version)), with Octonauts being one of my other major special interests.

Rocket Jaw, Lockjaw, Splash Claw and Snapjaw

Blue, Shellvana, Pokino and Jawsana

Snappy, Witty, Gabby, Bumper’s Mom, Avalanche and Grabsy

Gular, Martin, Gulpa, Kitten, 

Frosty, Green Alien, Roy G. Biv and Listen

Headbasher, Maxilla, Giddy-Up and Crocodilla

Downy, T. Rex, Stretch Jr., Thumb and Little X

Frederica, Lick, Voltage and Click

Pokalala, Chompella, Grandpa and Caja, 

Shadow, Arrow, Yellow, and Dragon Glow

Blur, Atlas, Stripes, Knapsack and Necklace

Maxilla Jr., Warty, Pounce More and Snorty

Elfis, Little Sis, Picky, Slurpy, Pacer, Thumb and Chris

Cork, Sucker Head, Spooky, Shield and Little Red

Flame, Blobby and Poby, Hercules, Spear and Ocean Pony 

Hoodie, Momma Raccoon, Lightning and Koala Balloon

Spot Swat and Swat, Crunchina and Crunch

Fluffy Flier, Fluff, Puffy, Puff and Gold Puff

Thornsley, Nosey, Joey, Pokey

Golden Ice, Tailer, Hero Jr. and Erminator

Spirit Jr, Hip-Hop, Red and Scoop and Fuzztop

Mrs. President, Quillber, Swirly, Timber, 

Tasmom, Snapifer, Jill, Thorn, and Platter

Pointer, Sparker, Buckaroo, Maze, Stars, Red Flash and Moo

Little Howler, Juice 2, T-Bone and Baby Blue

Munchette, Muncher, Shaggette, Bumper

Spinester, Spinner, Tasdad and Finnster

Scmurtle, Cookie, Dandelion, Pinkie

Hipster, Hopster, Pinkster, and Last Largest Lobster

Headbanger, Bang, Megafang and Hangtime

Druid, Spike and Lemair, Old Needle Claws and Gummy Bear

Surprise, Bite-Size, Tuba, Bob and Crazy Eyes

Juice 2, Buddy, Sweet Tweet and Nobody

Blockhead, Squiddo, Cute and Torpedo

Rollo, Pulpo, Tough-O, 

Blimpy, Rocko, Lil’ Cubby, Hero, 

Bounsa, Googly Eye, Queen Stealth and Shy Guy

Razor Mouth, Jojo, Red Crush, Bandito, Indigo, 

Huge-O, Plato, Anayepumua Moto

 Adapto, Stuffo, Camo, and Brainio

Puffo, Gulo, Bandito, El Cutisimo

Beast, Squidtacular, Orange Peel and Cat Burglar

Catapult, Raging Bull, Bellyful and Nostril

Spike Jr., Squidcicle, Curly Tail and Tackle

Chillax, Beaks, Harry and Cheeks

Smiley, Swish, Nubs, Coach and Wolfish

Necktie, Blue Beaky, Mama Panther, and Mambiky

Okay, Blue Goggle, Bumblezzz and Schnozzle

Cuter, Tusker, Kid Musky and Two Tusker

Artichoke, Pawflip, Foldy Flappy Flaps and Fingertip, 

Fishy, Spaceship, Mama Puffin and Slip Grip

Target, Gold Nugget, Bing-Boing and Violet, 

Batsox, Baby Tooth, Smiley and Old Shark Tooth

Speed Limit, Orbit, Mama Shrike and Spirit

Tickler, Flash, Swivel Head and Splash

Tracker, Sneaker, Roo Boss and Heatseeker

Juice, Big, Princess and Twig

Shaggy Vacuum and Figgy

Orange, Backpack, Pumpkin Face and Lil’ Jack

Shaggo, Golf Ball, Platty, Squeak and Spikeball

Googly Jr., Jillybean, Slider, Stomp and Green

Whistle, Queenie, Orange Juice and Wolfy

Mama Tenrec, Screensaver, Seven and Clever

Stinkflinger, Rufus, Little G and Mama Opotamus

Goblin, Clingon, Lil’ Marty and Swamp Dragon

Goldie, Sticker, Mama Grizz and Blinker

Mr. P.U. Skunk and Zippy, Mama Grizz, Skippy

Stretch, Squawk, Lost and Found and Seasquatch

Lounger, Poker, Slider, and Martin Jr.

[pet-slut-chrissy]

Your husband, exactly how clueless is he? Your header says you're collared, do you have a collar that you hide from him? He doesn't notice you on your phone looking at Tumblr?

He’s several years older than me, a workoholic, and he’s more interested in golf.. I have both a gold chain necklace with a very tiny padlock (to hold together my “broken” chain 😉) and an ankle bracelet with a padlock as my 24/7 collars.. and of course I have a beautiful leather play collar that he has never seen. I am very discreet on my phone and iPad, but he thinks I am doing facebook crosswords and other puzzles. Thank you for the ask

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Neutralised (1994): S01 E01 [1/5]

(Meant to be read like a TV show, or the description of a TV show)

Warnings: Shitty writing (I'm rusty on television writing), death & dead bodies, 90s fashion decisions (can you tell I don't know what to mention), misunderstandings & perceived abuse, cheesy nicknames, violence & Swearing.

2000 ish words. Please tell me if you want to be tagged.

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The scene opens on a graveyard at dawn, a figure holds a shovel and attempts to dig, but the ground is too cold and hard. Next to him is a completely black golf-cart type vehicle.

A small subtitle appears at the bottom of the screen, it reads 'January 1st 1994, Chicago, Illinois'.

As the camera gets closer to the figure we can see them in more detail, blonde hair and glasses wearing a denim shirt and jeans under a dark brown winter coat, along with black boots, the faint hint of stubble colours his jawline in a tint of gold. This is Caleb 'Cal' willow, head grave-digger, 32 years old, British-American, six-foot tall and good-looking even though he doesn't wish to be anyone's eye-candy.

The figure (Cal) stops, leaving the shovel standing straight up in the frozen ground as he leans on it and looks towards something off-camera.

The camera shifts to behind the man in denim and we see truck, a beat-up, old, purple, 1989 Ford F-150.

The shot gets closer and the couple in the car are suddenly clearer.

The man in the driver's seat is hefty and has a smug smirk on his face, his leather jacket covers a stained off-white tank-top, a baseball cap covers most of his curly brown hair, except for the week-old beard and puts his blue eyes in shadow. This is Lance Carter, an electrician, 30 years old, originally from Mississippi, six-foot-two and a former college athlete.

"You gotta stop trippin' over yer feet, Mona." He grumbles as he leans over to kiss the woman.

The woman, 'Mona' is paler than her lover, light blonde hair, styled into bangs and a ponytail, and bright blue eyes contrast with her black painted lips and dark crimson eyeshadow, her red V-neck sweater vest and black long-sleeve shirt show a hint of cleavage and a black heart necklace. Her bangs barely hide a poorly covered bruise from that earlier morning. This is Monday 'Mona' Duke, the youngest grave-digger, 26 years old, born and raised in Eloia, five-foot-one and deceptively lean.

"I'll try not to, my Lancelot. I'ma go hand Cal his coffee, I love you and I'll see you later." Mona whispers, kissing his cheek and pulling away to get out of the truck.

Mona takes a set of three paper cups and a black satchel bag with her, the camera shifts to show her walking, with a slight but noticeable limp on her right side, towards Cal, his figure standing in the graveyard, and we see she's wearing black cargo pants and black heavy boots with inch-thick platforms on the bottom.

"Bram not here yet?" She calls as she walks over.

"Not yet, Mona, waiting for the call to say he's got religious reasons." Cal breathes out a cloud as he sighs, happily taking a cup from his female co-worker.

"We should have taken today off, but then again, you don't care about New Year's Day, and I don't want to be in the same apartment as my dumbass boyfriend."

"Go send Prince Charming away then, Princess." Cal chuckles softly.

Mona jogs back to the car, which isn't easy with her limp being made worse by the freezing weather.

"Lance, I'm at work now, you can leave."

Lance leans out of the window to kiss Mona, when they pull away a man can be seen between them, about six feet from the car.

The man is tall, broad shoulders with a black trench-coat draped over them, his pale blue jumper clashes slightly with the dark green colour of his trousers, and the maroon brown shade of his boots. His curly black hair comes to rest just above his dark brown eyes and aquiline nose, his scowling lips are framed by a neatly trimmed goatee. This is Abraham 'Bram' Machado, the tallest grave-digger, 30 years old, born and raised in Idaho, six-foot-three and easily angered.

He glares at Lance as the man drives away, his rage vanishes as he looks at Mona.

"Morning, Mona, sorry I'm late Cal… car troubles." The tallest member of the trio nervously explains, gesturing to his car parked neatly in its place, the only hint of damage is a cracked passenger window.

"Lateness I expect from Mona, not from you, Bram." Cal huffs as he once again tries to dig the frozen dirt.

Mona limps a couple paces before sitting in the black golf-cart.

"Are you doing okay, Mona?" Bram raises an eyebrow in concern, taking a swig from the final cup of coffee to hide the scowl on his lips.

She nods, taking a sip from her coffee before she turns to scan across the graveyard, her eyes widen when she spots something.

Cal gestures for Bram to put his drink down and focus on the work. Bram nods but stares at Mona as he continues working.

"Excuse me, sir," Mona starts walking towards a slumped figure, "you can't sleep out here, you'll catch your demise, mister?" She pokes the figure with her foot, dropping down to check their pulse.

Cal and Bram stop and silently watch as Mona slowly stands and starts carefully walking backwards towards them.

"Monday, are you alright?" Cal's voice waivers slightly as he starts to realise what the lady grave-digger has seen.

"Monday, come here, you shouldn't look at that. Mona, Mona come here." Bram pulls Mona towards him, making her squeak as her smaller frame collides with his chest, he shields her body with his.

Cal grabs his phone from his back pocket and dials a number, the scene starts to fade out as Cal says, "Hey, Boss…"

The next scene fades in, an office, cramped and claustrophobic.

An older gentleman, his black hair balding, short of both stature and temper, wearing an all black suit more at home in the 70s, along with black leather gloves on his hands. He sits at an old wooden desk and shakes his head as he grabs a small pile of paperwork.

"These are your witness reports," He looks at the trio, annoyed at them, "I'm not letting you three get off of work just because you found a body. Miss Duke, shift's over, I'll see you later. Out." The older man, Mr Mortimer according to the name plaque on his desk, grumbles in an Italian accent, waving the three grave-diggers out of his tiny office.

They step out into a larger room, past a young black man sitting with his feet on his desk reading 'Funeral Monthly', and through another door into what almost looks like a gothic hotel lobby. At the desk sits a larger, blond gentleman, downing an energy drink with an obvious 'I don't want to be here' attitude.

Cal strikes up a conversation with him with a casual, "Hey, King." Then the conversation fades into background noise.

"Hey, Monday… Are, are you sure you're okay, Mona?" Bram whispers as he sits down with her on one of the benches in the lobby.

"Yeah I'm fine, Bram, it's nothing I haven't seen before," She shrugs, "Lance should be here soon to take me to the café anyway." Mona's voice is a mile a minute, it's clear that this is just how she talks, fast-paced with little time to relax, as is her lifestyle.

But at the mention of Lance, Bram's soft, caring smile drops, replaced with a scowl full of hate as he hunkers down, placing his forearms against his thighs, he glares at the entrance and his jaw clenches tight, hands already balled into fists.

He's shaken from the mist of blind anger by Mona gently patting his shoulder as a gesture of thanks.

Mona heads outside, lighting up a cigarette as Bram stands, stopping himself from following her, he waits for Cal to leave first.

Bram glares at Lance as Mona kisses her boyfriend and leaves with him, Bram continues glaring until he can't see the truck anymore.

"Drop the glare, we have work to do. You can fight him when Mona isn't around him," Cal nudges Bram's arm, "c'mon Romeo."

The two men climb into the golf-cart and head back to the grave they were digging.

Meanwhile, Mona and Lance share an awkward moment of silence before Lance huffs a hefty sigh.

"Are we gonna talk about it?" He grumbles.

"What? The dead frozen guy?" Mona raises an eyebrow at the gruff tone of her boyfriend's voice.

"No, Mona. Are we gonna talk about him, the tall guy you work with?"

"Bram? What about him?" She shrugs, not understanding the question.

"He glares at me, every time I drop you off or pick you up. Hell, Mona, he glares at me when I visit you at work."

"He's just protective, it's not every day that someone shows up with bruises and a limp."

Mona checks her hairline in a compact mirror, showing the bruises, which can't be older than a week or less, she attempts to cover them with makeup and fixes her bangs to hide them again.

"I know that, but it's every time, not just today." Lance slams hard on the horn and silently mouths a couple curse words at another driver.

Mona jumps at the noise of the horn, Lance notices and takes her hand to press a reassuring kiss to the back of her palm.

"I didn't realise that, Lancelot, but pay him no attention. I'm your girl, not his." Mona whispers as Lance parks the truck.

As soon as Mona steps out of the truck, the back door of the café swings open and a young man, in white clothes and an apron, with jet black hair comes rushing out, stopping when he sees Mona and rushing over to hug her.

"Fry, down baby brother, down." Mona chuckles softly.

Fry puts his hands up and takes a step back, "Estelle's here. She's mad at Angelo."

"Why's she mad at Angelo for?"

As Mona steps through the door the camera follows her and when it swings back the screen goes black.

The scene fades back and the camera raises diagonally out of the grave Cal and Bram have been digging. Cal and Bram have both ditched their jackets by this point, Cal's denim shirt has sweat stains in the armpits. Bram is in the process of taking his jumper off, revealing a long-sleeved beige undershirt and suspenders.

"So, what's the deal with you and Mona?" Cal asks, watching as Bram's shoulders drop as he sighs.

"The deal with me and Monday," Bram murmurs as he places his jumper in the cart, "From the day she got hired, I thought me and her would be friends, or maybe more, but she doesn't see me in that way. If she truly wants Lance, then the lord better fix him fast." Bram grumbles as he avoids looking Cal in the eyes.

Cal goes to speak, falling silent as both men look towards the sound of tires screeching to a halt.

Lance's truck pulls up beside the row of headstones, the driver's side door swings open and he steps out, scowling as he looks at Cal and Bram.

The passenger door swings open and a young, golden haired man in a dark blue security uniform steps out and rushes over to Lance's side. The name tag on his chest reads 'Kane Carter'. This is Kane 'K.C' Carter, the day-shift security guard, 27 years old, the younger brother of Lance, five-foot-nine and a man who is usually late due to being a heavy sleeper.

"Piss off, Kane." Lance growls, taking off his jacket and throwing it onto the seat before slamming the car door.

"Lance, don't. Think about what Monday would want." K.C tries to push his brother towards the car as Lance storms towards the grave-diggers.

"Don't you dare." Cal whispers as he pries Bram's hand off the shovel, chucking both potential weapons in the back of the cart.

Bram stands his ground, glaring daggers at Lance as the, slightly shorter, tall man advances.

[fictionkinfessions]

ahahah i kinda had a day and anyway thats not important actually, but basically I ended up putting on my favorite pair of gold hoop earrings. Their not anything fancy, not even remotely close to anything I used to have (literally, in-canon me would scoff and barely call it jewellery bc their just plain golden, thin, golf ball sized hoops but their a best I can get :() but it brought back memories and a whole fucking shift JUST BECAUSE I WORE SOME EARRINGS. I was getting hooves, tail, tusks, ears, the whole shebang. Anyway I put as much gold on me as I can when that happened (fake gold, btw, its just paint which my brain isn't super happy abt but yk I'm not a millionaire) which ended up again being a laughable amount (some fake helix piercings, a thin golden chain necklace, and a gold chain on my pants and like 4 rings) but it still felt nice overall. My ears felt weird the whole night thow bc they felt like they were flicking around w noises and it felt like I /should/ be feeling all my piercings and real, authentic nether gold but I wasn't, and yk all the usual stuff that comes with having a full blown physical and mental shift that kept getting interrupted bc I had shit on. Kinda delving into memories now but I don't wanna too much bc I might get a double shift and that would suck so much ass - A very disgruntled (and lowkey lonely) C!Technoblade kin 👑🐗🔔

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[pvffinsdaisies]

Hi! I would love to hear any headcanons about your Åland OC that you're willing to share!! [Apologies that I do not know any of your other OCs to ask about :')]

Absolutely!! And luckily, she’s the OC I focus most on 🥰

- Åland is Finland’s little sister. They both care for one another, however their relationship is… strained- shall we say?- they both blame the other to some extent, and neither is making too big of an effort to turn things around.

- she’s covered in moles/beauty spots from head to toe. Considering so many islands make up Åland.

- she’s a summer girl through-and-through. Doesn��t really like the cold weather, but she’s learnt to just deal with it rather than complain.

- so naturally, she’s incredibly athletic. I read on Åland’s official website that they have the most sports facilities per capita in Europe. She goes out on runs, swims in the many lakes her islands have, goes out cycling, she sails/kayaks, and she plays both golf & frisbee golf. Anything to keep her body moving and to keep herself active.

- she feels very forgotten, and as a result, she has issues separating good attention from bad attention. And she’s prone to be a bit of an attention seaker without meaning to be.

- despite this, she’s very firmly independent. She feels the need to prove herself, so she refuses help from most people in order to do everything herself.

- she’s one of the friendliest & welcoming of the Nordics. Willing to meet new people and make new friends.

- she has an Instagram page!! It’s dedicated almost exclusively to advertising her home to boost tourism and to make people aware of Åland. She may occasionally post something more personal but it’s rare.

- she creates art out of shells & rocks & stones that she finds.

- she’s also into make up! Though she usually does the same thing. A golden brown eye & a more nude lipstick.

- her human name is Linnea Malin Åberg, you can call her either Linnea or Malin. She loves gold jewellery, and she has a gold necklace on that says “Linnea”, and one with just an M on it.

[windsorbay]

THE CHARACTER.

FULL NAME: Reyes Ignacio Rafael Castellanos Vidal

GENDER: Cis man

PRONOUNS: He/Him

AGE + BIRTHDAY: 40 + December 25, 1984

LENGTH OF TIME IN WINDSOR BAY: his entire life - minus two years when he was in Juvenile Detention

HOUSING: Downtown

OCCUPATION: Owner of Simple Pleasures

THE INTERVIEW.

What’s it like, living in Windsor Bay? Did you ever picture yourself settling down here or did you always know this would be your home?

There it was, the flicker of attention - though, he couldn’t grant much time for any kind of questioning. The man with three names who had settled on Rafe sometime between juvie and returning to Windsor Bay gave a smirk reminiscent of Lucifer’s last look towards God before he stepped jauntily from his post and guided down to hell. “I grew up here. Born in the back room of Simp. Never thought I was going to leave, never thought there was going to be a reason to leave. The town has everything I need, most of what I want, and enough entertainment with the chickens to keep any man invested.” He spoke of the dirty dozen with the ease of someone who had bought a business that had always been neutral ground, after all, Simple Pleasures was a place where people came to roost - he knew more about those in power, out of power and reaching for power than he had a right to … but that was where he thrived. “What is it like? I have nothing to compare it to, unless you count Juvie… so if you want me to compare it to that, let’s just say that the food is better here, but you still have to sleep with one eye open.”

What’s your family like? Are you still close, or have you blocked all their numbers?

A quiet tch. Who didn’t know the answer to the question. Renata was a wildfire contained only by her own imagination, which thankfully wasn’t as colorful now as it used to be. She had gotten a reputation for being able to talk herself out of trouble with ease, and if she couldn’t talk herself out of whatever consequence she was facing, she had Gideon to step in with his money and knowledge. “Sunday dinners. She doesn’t cook, obviously. The last time she tried, she burned down the kitchen. ‘Course, she had wanted to renovate the kitchen and Gideon hadn’t wanted to take on that project since it was the middle of winter - she probably planned it.” A casual shrug because what could he say about Gideon Duke? He was a man who dressed like he came from the streets and carried his wealth on his fingers and around his neck. Rafe had learned how rings could double as brass knuckles and gold chain necklaces became garrotes when needed. “He plays golf. He’s retired… don’t sit down and play poker with him unless you can cheat as well as he can, and if you can — don’t play with him anyway because he has anger issues and doesn’t like to lose.” He spoke of Gideon’s anger like it was his greatest virtue. The door swung open and a boy with curly dark brown hair and deep brown eyes peeked in. There was a string of Spanish swearing from behind him, as the nanny rushed down the hall. Rafe was sure that the boy had snuck away from her when she was trying to make lunch. He smirked, as he gestured for the boy to come into the room and join him. The boy grinned and darted in, climbing into his father’s lap. Rafe looked back to the interviewer. “Tiago is my son.” There wasn’t enough of a resemblance to determine parentage, but the last time someone questioned paternity, they ended up in the emergency room getting their front teeth extracted from the back of their throat. A dog trotted in. Where Santiago went, so did the flat-coated retriever who had earned the name “Basket” from the then two-year old. With a look and a point, the dog came over and sat down next to Rafe. “And this is Basket… unless you want to meet the nanny, but last I knew, she was your little sister, so no need to talk about her, right?”

Are you a leader or a follower?

Rafe had been giving a tour of Simple Pleasures when the last question came. There was a burst of laughter from three of his dancers. Rafe’s smile was slow and easy-going; he had one image that he gave to clients and another that the dancers saw. “I’m a damn socialist stuck in a capitalistic society,” he said, the dancers snickering again. There were rules and expectations within Simple Pleasures. Drugs, if they were dealt, came from dealers he knew - if any of his staff got a bad batch — hell, he may have been named for an angel, but he was named for the wrong one. The drugs were kept away from the staffs’ kids. Homework was completed and checked over. None of the kids were allowed to be at the club past the curfew Rafe made - a kid didn’t have a place to go? he paid Lucy enough. She could watch a couple more kids until the club closed. Health insurance came as part of the benefit package. He didn’t care if a client was fleeced, as long as the dancer or staff member wasn’t caught. Any under the table dealings required a tithe to Rafe - after all, he provided the venue. Leader or follower? What the fuck did it matter? He was the boss, and he treated his staff well. He even cared about them, which Gideon said he was stupid for — and if Rafe was drunk enough to not care about the consequences, he’d point out that Gideon had married one of his dancers after chasing her for ten years. Didn’t matter if Gideon was in his 70’s… the man still had a mean left hook. Outside of Simple Pleasures ?? He didn’t seek government positions or sit on councils. He made his presence known enough so that Simple Pleasures would stay the neutral territory it had always been. Leader or Follower? Shepherd, maybe? To those of his flock. To everyone else? Arsonist. Sometimes, he liked to watch people’s lives burn to the ground.

THE PERSONALITY.

— + bold, enterprising, charismatic — - stoic, closed off, manipulative

RAFAEL IS PORTRAYED BY PETER GADIOT, AND WRITTEN BY MOTH.

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Introduction

IN CHARACTER INFORMATION • FULL NAME: Rafael Vidal (full legal name: Reyes Ignacio Rafael Castellanos Vidal) • FACECLAIM: Peter Gadiot • GENDER: cismale • PRONOUNS: he/him • AGE + BIRTHDAY: 40 & 12/25 • LENGTH OF TIME IN WINDSOR BAY: his entire life - minus two years when he was in Juvenile Detention • HOUSING: Downtown • OCCUPATION: owner of Simple Pleasures • PERSONALITY: bold, enterprising, charismatic && stoic, closed off, manipulative • FAMILY: Renata Maria Vidal Walker, mother - 58 years old. She once (or twice…) used a stiletto heel as a weapon against her now husband… Gideon Walker - age 70, former owner of Simple Pleasures. He asked Renata to marry him every year for ten years. She says she agreed because she got tired of him asking. They love each other, in their own ways. Simon Greene - biological father, deceased, buried in a pauper’s grave and Rafe visits just to make sure no one ever leaves flowers. Santiago Isaias Castellanos Vidal - age 5, not Rafe’s son by blood but by choice. One of Rafe’s dancers had a child and didn’t want to keep him, Rafe - who had grown up with the dancers as surrogate mothers and Gideon as a father figure, did what felt natural - he adopted the kid.

DIGGING DEEPER - written as if he’s giving an interview.

• “What’s it like, living in Windsor Bay? Did you ever picture yourself settling down here or did you always know this would be your home?”

There it was, the flicker of attention - though, he couldn’t grant much time for any kind of questioning. The man with three names who had settled on Rafe sometime between juvie and returning to Windsor Bay gave a smirk reminiscent of Lucifer’s last look towards God before he stepped jauntily from his post and guided down to hell. “I grew up here. Born in the back room of Simp. Never thought I was going to leave, never thought there was going to be a reason to leave. The town has everything I need, most of what I want, and enough entertainment with the chickens to keep any man invested.” He spoke of the dirty dozen with the ease of someone who had bought a business that had always been neutral ground, after all, Simple Pleasures was a place where people came to roost - he knew more about those in power, out of power and reaching for power than he had a right to … but that was where he thrived.

“What is it like? I have nothing to compare it to, unless you count Juvie… so if you want me to compare it to that, let’s just say that the food is better here, but you still have to sleep with one eye open.”

• “What’s your family like? Are you still close, or have you blocked all their numbers?”

A quiet tch. Who didn’t know the answer to the question. Renata was a wildfire contained only by her own imagination, which thankfully wasn’t as colorful now as it used to be. She had gotten a reputation for being able to talk herself out of trouble with ease, and if she couldn’t talk herself out of whatever consequence she was facing, she had Gideon to step in with his money and knowledge. “Sunday dinners. She doesn’t cook, obviously. The last time she tried, she burned down the kitchen. ‘Course, she had wanted to renovate the kitchen and Gideon hadn’t wanted to take on that project since it was the middle of winter - she probably planned it.” A casual shrug because what could he say about Gideon Duke? He was a man who dressed like he came from the streets and carried his wealth on his fingers and around his neck. Rafe had learned how rings could double as brass knuckles and gold chain necklaces became garrotes when needed. “He plays golf. He’s retired… don’t sit down and play poker with him unless you can cheat as well as he can, and if you can — don’t play with him anyway because he has anger issues and doesn’t like to lose.” He spoke of Gideon’s anger like it was his greatest virtue.

The door swung open and a boy with curly dark brown hair and deep brown eyes peeked in. There was a string of Spanish swearing from behind him, as the nanny rushed down the hall. Rafe was sure that the boy had snuck away from her when she was trying to make lunch. He smirked, as he gestured for the boy to come into the room and join him. The boy grinned and darted in, climbing into his father’s lap. Rafe looked back to the interviewer. “Tiago is my son.” There wasn’t enough of a resemblance to determine parentage, but the last time someone questioned paternity, they ended up in the emergency room getting their front teeth extracted from the back of their throat.

A dog trotted in. Where Santiago went, so did the flat-coated retriever who had earned the name “Basket” from the then two-year old. With a look and a point, the dog came over and sat down next to Rafe. “And this is Basket… unless you want to meet the nanny, but last I knew, she was your little sister, so no need to talk about her, right?”

• “Are you a leader or a follower?”

Rafe had been giving a tour of Simple Pleasures when the last question came. There was a burst of laughter from three of his dancers. Rafe’s smile was slow and easy-going; he had one image that he gave to clients and another that the dancers saw. “I’m a damn socialist stuck in a capitalistic society,” he said, the dancers snickering again. There were rules and expectations within Simple Pleasures. Drugs, if they were dealt, came from dealers he knew - if any of his staff got a bad batch — hell, he may have been named for an angel, but he was named for the wrong one. The drugs were kept away from the staffs’ kids. Homework was completed and checked over. None of the kids were allowed to be at the club past the curfew Rafe made - a kid didn’t have a place to go? he paid Lucy enough. She could watch a couple more kids until the club closed. Health insurance came as part of the benefit package. He didn’t care if a client was fleeced, as long as the dancer or staff member wasn’t caught. Any under the table dealings required a tithe to Rafe - after all, he provided the venue.

Leader or follower? What the fuck did it matter? He was the boss, and he treated his staff well. He even cared about them, which Gideon said he was stupid for — and if Rafe was drunk enough to not care about the consequences, he’d point out that Gideon had married one of his dancers after chasing her for ten years. Didn’t matter if Gideon was in his 70’s… the man still had a mean left hook. Outside of Simple Pleasures ?? He didn’t seek government positions or sit on councils. He made his presence known enough so that Simple Pleasures would stay the neutral territory it had always been.

Leader or Follower? Shepherd, maybe? To those of his flock. To everyone else? Arsonist. Sometimes, he liked to watch people’s lives burn to the ground.