#goge family au

[lmskitty]

teacher AU totally dumb ficlet for fun

The worst arguments that have happened in the satosugu house ranked.

5. Aged 11 Nanako and Mimiko turned Geto's shirt pink in the wash and blamed Megumi. They had to be separated at dinnertime because Megumi pulled out Rabbit Escape and swarmed the front room with rabbits that kicked Nanako and Mimiko in the face. Gojo held Megumi in the air stopping him from pulling Mahoraga while Geto held the twins on the table. Tsumiki sat at the table petting one of the rabbits. Dinner was ruined. No cursed techniques were allowed in the house after that and the twins and Megumi were sent to their rooms. Tsumiki finished her dinner and continued to pet the rabbit unbothered.She named it floppy because of its notable ear difference.

4. Megumi pretended Gojo was invisible for a week and didn't exist because he kept coming to pick him up from school in clothes matching his despite being asked not to. Megumi was 8 and it hurt Gojo deeply especially when Geto found it incredibly funny and started doing it too. Gojo did not enjoy this and apologised properly to Megumi.

3. Megumi defaced Nanako's BTS posters drawing moustaches on them all after she kept putting pictures of sea urchins online and tagging him as it. Geto and Gojo established a "no going into each other's bedrooms" rule which worked until the twins room got into such a state that their dad's had to intervene and amend the rule that people shouldn't go into each other's rooms for nefarious reasons. Retrieving laundry should be allowed.

2. Gojo and Geto had been known to bicker from time to time however they had had few genuine arguments. Geto binned a hoard of Gojo's sweet wrappers he was storing in a drawer without asking. Gojo was hoarding them to enter a competition with the details on the back and receive a life supply of the mochi brand.

Gojo yelled at him for binning his stuff without asking.

Geto said he wouldn't have to if Gojo tidied up after himself instead of leaving a wake of soft drink cans and wrappers throughout the house like a child.

Gojo asked if he had married a fucking tanuki since he seemed to love going through his garbage so much.

They spent a day not talking to each other and directing comments to their kids like "Tsumiki can you tell your dad to pass the ketchup" Tsumiki stood up and yelled that they were both acting like children and ran upstairs. The shock that Tsumiki could yell ended their argument.

1. Gojo put Geto's cast iron pan in the dishwasher.

It was a genuine mistake but Geto still took it v personally. Gojo offered to get him a new one, Geto enraged said that not everything could be fixed with goddamn money and that the pan was the first piece of kitchenware he had brought himself with his money as a sorcerer and had cared for since the age of 14 and that it just represented an ongoing argument between them that Gojo treated everything trivially that it could be fixed with money rather than communicate and treat things with care. Gojo said he didn't like that he saw him like that.

Geto said he should try thinking about things from other people's perspective then. Gojo scrunched his nose but took a moment.

"Then show me. I don't get it, I don't work like that but I don't want to live like this and hurt the people I love."

Geto stared at him for a moment and then gave him a kiss before showing him how to care for the pan properly with oil, putting it in the oven, explaining how it worked. Gojo listened intently and after that never made the same mistake again. He also started therapy. He knew Geto was right, when you can use infinity everyday things seemed trivial but the look on Geto's face when he was upset was enough to make him want to adapt and learn.

(Bonus: Tsumiki once kicked over a laundry basket in a fit of tiny 7 year old rage. Geto tried hard not to laugh at her adorable anger as Gojo spoke with her and she revealed that it wasn't fair that she had to be perfect while everyone else was able to be naughty and she didn't like it and didn't want to keep being good. They told her she was a child and was allowed to express her emotions so long as she wasn't hurting her self or family members and no one wanted her to be good, they wanted her to be Tsumiki and happy to be so. Tsumiki said good and that she wouldnt bottle it up anymore.

At dinnertime she stood and politely said that she hated peas and didn't like the way Gojo cooked potatoes. She sat down and then burst into tears and said she had gone to far in expressing her emotions. Gojo and Geto instantly pulled her in for cuddles. Megumi said she could have gone further and that all of Gojo's food sucked. Gojo called his comments rude and unnecessary. Megumi rolled his eyes and ate his peas.)

[library-seraph]

Higher than the Stars worldbuilding notes

Mostly gender wordbuilding because of who I am

The Imperium isn't really a matriarchy in the traditional "inverted patriarchy" sense, it's more like a world where "girlboss feminism" is the predominant social organization.

Leadership and war are gendered as feminine but a lot of the aesthetic signifiers of womanhood are the same, and there's a lot of deep constraints around acceptable feminine behaviour

I have semi-facetiously described at least Ishtar and maybe the other AU primarchs as "Rose Brides that get to kill things"

The idea that war and leadership are things for women is very much tied to motherhood, mother bear stereotypes, etc.

The way a commander treats her women is absolutely seen as a motherly thing; There's also a fetishization of "natural", "traditional" motherhood too, especially in the "have a daughter to carry on your legacy of combat and glory"

Yes, this cult of warlike motherhood is centred around a woman who made 20 daughters in a lab all by herself don't think about it too hard.

There are men in all branches of the military but it's rare for them to reach leadership positions

The exception is the Adeptus Sororitas: the Ministerium used to have a mixed-gender military until the Goge Vandire thing happened and the upper echelons went "well, clearly men can't be trusted with religious warfare"

You're allowed to be trans if you're willing to stick to gender roles so if you come out as a trans woman you're probably sent to the front for Gender Affirming Trench Warfare

Similarly, there's enough emphasis on some form of the nuclear family that lesbians end up filtered into the military to fulfill "woman's work" that way

The Astartes are mixed-gender in this au, and they occupy a really weird space in the Imperium; female Astartes are sterile, male astartes are killing things, none of them present right.

I don't know how much of this is consciously created by the Empress in-universe. On one hand, I don't like to assign social systems to a single person, but on the other hand, the Last Church is one of my favourite pieces of canon writing and "Religion has been the cause of all of humanity's problems, I'll replace it with a secular cult of personality centered on me" absolutely does lead to "the problem with humanity's history is that none of these imperialist colonial projects had woman at the head"

[bloodied-hunters]

Decided to do a crossover au twitch my new favorite series, demon slayer, and an old favorite series, Karakuri Doji Ultimo. This is mostly just who would work with each other. This is going to be in two parts as I’m still figuring out who is with who and tumblr also sucks ass with its ten pictures thing. This is in no particular order. There are currently five doji left.

First up: Ultimo the ultimate good doji with

Yoriichi and Tanjiro. Originally, Ultimo was given to Yoriichi to learn what good means. Ultimo was eventually left with the Kamado family when Yoriichi was going to die soon. After centuries of being off line, Ultimo woke up after the incident with the Kamado family being killed and Nezuko being turned.

Next: Muzan and Vice

Vice is the embodiment of ultimate evil. He’d absolutely love Muzan’s evil nature. He also does bring a new ability for the demons in being able to go out into the sun. Though Vice would on rare occasions become frustrated whenever having to wait.

Next: Mitsuri and Service.

Originally, I was thinking Service would go with Tanjiro, considering Service is the embodiment of generosity, but he’s the protagonist. So, Service is with Mitsuri. And honestly, I can see it because Mitsuri always seems so kind.

Next: Kokushibo and Jealousy

Honestly, it’s mostly based off lore with Kokushibo. This is also the only case of a person and doji having a slightly weaker connection. Though they are both still formidable together.

Next: Pardoner and Tamayo.

Pardoner is a medical based doji. I was originally thinking Pardoner should go with Shinobu but I changed my mind on that.

Next: Gyomei and Goge/Gauge

This is going off of Goge’s personality of being remaining calm, discerning the truth and focusing his spirit. I think it would match with Gyomei the best.

Next: Shinobu and a reformed Rage.

This idea is solely based on Shinobu’s backstory. And Rage is the embodiment of wrath.

Next: Yushiro and a reformed Desire.

This is based purely on Yushiro’s want to protect Tamayo.

Final for now: Kagaya and Regla.

This is mostly going off of Regla’s special ability: Noh: Memory Manipulation. It’s for the best to keep certain things hidden, especially for the Ubuyashiki family.

[lavendertwilight89]

12 and 17 for the writers' thingy ^°^

12. Tell you about a WIP I’m excited about...

Good lord. I have like 5 that I am STOKED about. 7 actually. Three are collabs with other writers *cough* @omgitscharlie, @sapphirestarxx  and @fawn-eyed-girl *cough* Andddddddd actually---in celebration of reaching 500 followers I’m only 16 away! I was goging to open a pole and see which multi-chapter WIP everyone wants to see next anddddddd which one they’d like me to do a collab with art!!!

Cinderella-- Popstar AU Where Kikyo is a popstar and is tired of the innocent look and decides she wants to break her contract only to realize she could never afford to do so. She pleads with her twin, Kagome, to take her spot who agrees. What Kagome doesn’t realize is all there was going into being a Popstar, including the hott dancer Inuyasha who her sister was fake-dating. (This idea kinda keeps evolving the more I plot so it may be different when it is written)

Whispers-- Ghost AU Back to InuKag Week 2020 @keichanz and @cstormsinukagblog wrote Ghost AUs... and I was like OMG I need to write the one I want to do!---Kagome has been seeing spirits since she was 13. Her best friend Miroku also suffers from the same affliction. Her mother moves her and her brother in with grandfather to their family shrine once her dad passes when she’s 16. There, she meets the ghost that haunts her bedroom, Inuyasha. But it is far from love at first sight--def enemies to lovers fic. (there’s a preview to this in my inukag week too.... HERE!)

River-- Egyptian AU @lemonlushff I know you mentioned you were thirsty for this fic! This one is where Kagome is pulled from modern Japan into a well and ends up in the care of the Prince Inuyasha. Can they return her to her era? Or will she be stuck as a concubine to the prince? (there won’t be an non-con elements so no worries)

A New World-- A Pocahontas AU. Demons had adapted and modernized with other humans while spiritualist fled to new lands to continue their worship of gods and land. Some of the demons thing they are hiding something precious and powerful and go in search of it! What Inuyasha wasn’t expecting to find, was love with the miko, Kagome. @neutronstarchild helped me hammer this b word out!

I’ll probably make the poll to vote in the next week or so (depends on if more people follow me sooner than later) but I also wanted to finish Shelter before dipping my foot in anymore of these---especially if it is an artist collab.

17. A trope I’ll never write.

Anything with abuse or rape. Not my thing.

Thanks for the asks @purringkirara from the FanFic Writer’s Questions.

[lmskitty]

Today has been a big chore day so here have some domestic satosugu!

“So what are you two lovebirds up to this weekend?” Shoko said while cutting up the cursed corpse Suguru had brought in.

Suguru paused. He'd only been back at the school a short while, in-between classes, helping the kids with their homework and housework he hadn't had much of a chance for downtime with Satoru. Part of him worried a little if this new life suited them.

“Honestly nothing, sometimes I wonder if that bores Satoru though, all of this “domesticy” it's not exactly as adventurous as going on missions.”

Shoko shook her head. “I don't think he minds honestly. He's so down bad for you, you could be watching paint dry and he'd find it hilarious if he got to do it with you. It's pathetic” she smiled at him fondly and Suguru shrugged. Maybe she was right.

Satoru came back into the morgue, a bunch of iced coffee cans in hand and gave them out. He kissed Suguru on the head as he did so.

“Baby guess what! Weather forecast said it'll be hot all weekend! We can finally get rid of that pile of laundry for the kids!” He said excitedly. Shoko smirked at him.

“You wouldn't wanna do something more fun?” Suguru said smiling. Satoru paused and then snapped his fingers.

“Good thinking, Shoko, can you watch them for a bit on Sunday? The builders wanted a meeting to discuss the garden for the house Suguru and I found all these plans on Pinterest for a sick koi garden area where you can sit and have your coffee in the morning” he scrolled on his phone. “What, why are you both staring at me?

“Nothing” Suguru chuckled and pulled him into a hug kissing his confusion away and swearing at Shoko in the process much to her amusement.

[lmskitty]

New chapter!

This was in my drafts for a while and I never knew where to put it so I'm glad I've made this fic collection of drabbles so it finally has a home!

A little one-shot about poorly Gumi seeking out Dad!Gojo!

[lmskitty]

Here's have some Satosugu family stupidity. This is mostly just humour/crack fic because I needed a little break today. Hope you enjoy!

5 conversations Megumi Fushiguro overheard that he wished he hadn't.

Megumi Fushiguro loves his family, friends and boyfriend. He also hates all of them and thinks they should be the ones to pay for his therapy. Here are the things he has been made to hear with his own two ears over the course of one week.

1. The Todo Incident.

Todo mimed rudely with his right hand, his left hand holding his soft drink.

“Bro seriously if you sit on your hand it totally feels like it's a different person. Granted you should do both hands if you want the full package involved though.”

Yuji sighed “Number 1 no it doesn't, 2 stop telling me these things and 3 I don't even need this information!!” He hissed, pulling Todo’s arm down to stop him making the gesture.

Todo stared at him and then at Megumi and then erupted into applause wiping his eyes and hugging his friend, telling him how proud of him he was. He put his hand on Megumi's shoulder and congratulated him on his willpower and relationship, remarking that he had seen what his brother was working with and Megumi was truly strong in spirit for taking on that challenge. Megumi bent his finger back nearly breaking it and told him to never speak to him nor touch him again if he wanted to keep the other fingers.

2. The downfalls of understanding Riceball language.

Toge sat beside Yuta and leant his head on his shoulder before looking up at him, a gentle smile on his face.

Yuta smiled back. “I missed this. It's nice getting to hang out together in person again isn't it?”

Toge: Salmon, salmon, tuna mayo. (It was nicer getting to spend the morning in bed together with your dick in my throat)

Yuta coughed turning red. Megumi stared off to the side pretending he hadn't understood that.

Yuji stared at all of them. “Aw man did Toge say something funny again? I gotta get my head around that speech of his, it's so cool.

Megumi shook his head.

3. Not even safe at home.

Gojo walked into the kitchen and took his shirt off sitting next to his husband.

“Baby you are not gonna BELIEVE the size of the spot on my back”

Geto put his book down looking interested “bigger than the one on your thigh the other day?”

Gojo nodded "for sure!” He sat facing away from his partner. “Go slow though please it's gonna sting like a bitch I just know it”

Geto sighed and squeezed at his back and popped it. He showed Gojo how much was on his finger.

“Woah there was so much!” Geto said.

“Told you!” Gojo said. “Ooooh you know I'm kind of in a mood to be pampered, think you can do my eyebrows later, like tweezing them?” Gojo said, leaning his head back onto his partner's lap.

Geto smiled “Ok baby, and wanna do face masks like last time?”

Gojo nodded and clapped his hands together happily.

Megumi shut the fridge door behind them.

“Sometimes I think it would be less gay if I walked in on you two actually fucking” he said and took his coke upstairs.

“Oh go kiss your boyfriend you homophobe!” Gojo yelled after him, Geto laughed.

4. Girl talk

“No lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can have me!!!!” Nanako wailed at the TV lying on the floor pretending to claw at the screen watching the new Jungkook video again for the 15th time.

“He is pretty cute,” Tsumiki smiled.

“He could spit on my face and I'd thank him,” Mimiko sighed.

Megumi looked down at his salad and threw it in the bin deciding to only visit the kitchen when he was sure no one else was there.

5. Couples counselling

“Look I get it, I know you have an image to maintain but can we please just talk about it” Nobara said following Maki who sighed and stood up ahead.

“No, can we please just drop it”

“It's ok to be embarrassed but honestly I think it's really cute you're always the little spoon! I'm sorry I called myself your jetpack!”

“Panda is never gonna let me live this down,” Maki said. “And you can stop smirking too!” She yelled pointing her staff at Megumi who raised his hands and backed away going down the other way through the corridor.

[lmskitty]

I think one of the things I love most about family AU satosugu ATM is just because of the way the canon went we never got to see characters have normal happy lives and I love thinking about that. I adore @ziyuanyuan1113 art for this reason (among many). All those perfect little normal family moments that never got to be.

So here's my fave headcanons atm ( @thequeenofsarcaasm and @uotuok might notice a few we discussed today 😅)

Geto and Nanako have dad daughter time where they watch reality TV. Geto is the cattiest bitch known to man and is always horrifically brutal about the show and Nanako loves it. Megumi always says reality TV is garbage and he would never watch it but he always somehow ends up making his coffee in the kitchen the exact moment it's on and stands there making comments. If they mention how he seems to be rather invested he will leave without a word so now they make no comment on him.

When the kids are quite young Gojo comes home to find Tsumiki, Nanako and Mimiko in princess dresses and Geto wearing a crown with his hair being braided. Megumi hands Gojo a crown and explains that they're two films deep into a princess party and have just watched Tangled and he wants to kill them all, he has also been forced into a princess dress. Gojo instantly puts on the crown. Days later they catch Megumi singing "I've got a dream" to himself as he plays with his toys despite having described the princess party as traumatising.

Shoko is a big part of the kids lives, she takes them out when Geto has his therapy appointments and Gojo is on a mission, she spends long weekends with them when she can and her and their group chat is filled with pictures of the kids being adorable or memes.

Geto and Gojo get into routines and home life after years of arguing about household chores. Gojo has to be taught how to tidy properly and constantly forgets. It is always somehow the dishwasher that is the main culprit as he always forgets to check if something is dishwasher safe and he has unfortunately destroyed so many of their kitchen items.

Geto and Gojo do skin care routines together and love relaxing and listening to murder podcasts while they give each other manicures/pedicures, Gojo used to get it all done professionally but much prefers the time with his husband though they keep figuring out the murders are definitely just local curses in their podcasts so that ruins it a bit. Megumi caught Geto sorting out Gojo's ingrown toenail in the front room once and told them to get a room, a disgusted look on his face as Gojo yelled that they did, they'd paid for the whole house actually???

The satosugu house has a family dinner night once a month which everyone attends including Megumi who moved out to be at Jujutsu high. This is usually done by Tsumiki and Gojo as they love doing recipes together from Pinterest and cooking together. The twins are not great at cooking. Nanako cannot make toast without burning it, Mimiko finds it stressful and doesn't like to try. Megumi on the other hand is amazing at cooking but finds his family too loud as there is always music and Geto and Gojo dancing together and embarrassing him.

Later down the line Megumi finds his favourite method of cooking is he and Yuji in their kitchen in their flat with lofi on in the background, enjoying each others company. He finds he doesn't mind the noise or even dancing so long as it's just him and Yuji, and sometimes Nobara if she's staying over. (Nobara is not allowed to cook. She causes fires)

[lmskitty]

I LOVE thinking about little satosugu family moments like dinnertime.

𖥔 ִ ་ ، ˖ ࣪ ་ ˖ ʿ𖥔 ִ ་ ، ˖ ࣪ ་ ˖ ʿ𖥔 ִ ་ ، ˖ ࣪ ་ ˖ ʿ

"How long till dinner?

"27 years and I'm adding a year everytime you ask" Geto says mixing the sauce.

"Urghhhhhhhh" Gojo says leaning against the door frame dramatically and sliding down to the floor. The twins giggle at him from where they had been drying up by the sink.

"Girls help me your father has wounded me again!" He wailed laying on the floor.

Megumi walked past, saw him and gave him a small kick on his way to the front room. Gojo grunted.

"Pathetic" the seven year old said.

"Get up or I'll make it 30 years and give you extra vegetables" Geto said. Gojo rolled onto his back and stared at the ceiling, draping his arm dramatically over his face.

"Cruelty. Cruelty for husband." He cried. Tsumiki came over and reached out her arm to help him up.

"I'll help you Gojo!" She said. He stared at her under his arm and held her hand before pulling her down to him and tickling her.

Geto shook his head smiling.

[lmskitty]

Satosugu family AU headcanon real quick

Geto gets his hair cut to just above shoulder length as running around after four kids is hard mentally enough, having depression on top of it makes self care tasks even harder.

Gojo pretends to cry at the idea and mourns the loss of Geto's long hair but once he's back from the barbers once he's dropped the kids at school and sporting a cute wolf cut (like the photo I pulled from Pinterest) he nearly loses his mind. Geto laughs as Gojo just stares at him.

"It kind of looks like when we first met" he smiles at him adjusting his bangs to the right as is his trademark. He barely finishes his sentence before Gojo has pinned him to the wall and up in-between his legs kissing him all over. Hands flying to undo all his clothing as Geto laughs at Gojo's frantic need to have him then and there.

After as they put their clothes back on, laying on each other on the hallway floor Geto beams at him.

"So you like the new cut then?"

Gojo twirls the back of it under his hands, his favourite fidget toy.

"it's alright I guess." They smile at each other.

[lmskitty]

Teacher AU masterpost!!!

I've realised I've written quite a lot for the Teacher Geto/ Satosugu family AU so here's a masterpost of all of it if anyone wants it.

The first teacher au post!!!

Teacher AU headcanons

Dinnertime in the satosugu house

Geto gets a haircut

Marking papers for @thick-skull89 birthday!

Further headcanons

Family arguments the top five worst arguments in the satosugu house!

Domestic Bliss

Fanfics:

Kugisaki is on the case! (Kugisaki doesn't believe that her teachers are dating and vows to prove Fushiguro wrong!)

Honey I'm home! (Gojo gets back from a mission to find a poorly husband)

Caution: may cause side effects (Gojo learns to adapt to the side effects of Geto's antidepressants)

Sex Education Megumi goes to Gojo for advice for his first time with Yuji!

Laundry and Taxes all my ficlets/new ones for this au can be found here! Little moments of satosugu family domesticity!

Daddy's home - a NSFW sequel to a chapter in Laundry and Taxes! Satoru and Suguru get some alone time together (BDSM, daddy kink, topGojo, spanking and aftercare feature heavily!)

[lmskitty]

And another chapter! I'm officially on holiday!! It's been overdue for a LONG time and I'm so excited!!!

[lmskitty]

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru, Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki, Ieiri Shoko/Iori Utahime Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru Additional Tags: Teacher Getou Suguru Series: Part 5 of Satosugu Family AU Summary:

All of my drabbles and mini- fics from Tumblr for my satosugu family AU! Basically just a bunch of happy moments in a world where Gojo stopped Geto before he killed the villagers, they became teachers and raised the kids together. It's copium ok but come on, sometimes it's needed!

[lmskitty]

Had an issue with posting and now this is sorted! The final chapter of my fic is done! Huge thank you to @uotuok for reading over it for me!! It was written for @bygeto originally so I really hope you enjoy it my love!!!

[lmskitty]

Made a little ficlet about teacher au Geto getting a cold while Gojo is out on a mission! It's pure fluff and can be found on ao3 or below if you don't wanna go off-site :) (written for @uotuok my partner in crime who deserves all the love. Go look at her art its INCREDIBLE)

A/n this is sett when the kids are like 13/14 so Megumi is still in middle school and getting into fights which Gojo and Geto try v hard not to encourage. The twins and Tsumiki go to the same school. Geto left the JuJutsu world of missions when he met the twins and has only started teaching now that the kids are a lot older.

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Satoru stepped into the entrance of their home and called out. 

“Honey I'm home!” He was met instead with silence and a distant sound of coughing. He frowned taking his jacket off and hanging it up, changing to his slippers. Where was his honey, he was home godammit! 

He noted the mess on the stairs and their entrance hallway of teenage sneakers and sighed as he put on his slippers. 

It was unlike Suguru to not call back a cheerful Satoru~! Or even meet him at the front door. He turned into the living room to see a bomb site of a mess and one very tired sniffling Suguru sat under their Kotatsu. 

“Hi” he croaked. 

Satoru got to his knees in front of him and put his hands on his face, his cheeks were roasting. His cute nose red and sore from blowing it with tissues and his beautiful brown eyes puffy. Satoru felt a panic spike in his chest, he had been gone for a week. Had his mental health gotten bad again, why hadn't Shoko messaged him? Why hadn't the kids?? 

“Oh baby what happened?” 

“Kids got me sick. Don't you'll catch it” Suguru sniffed before erupting into coughs. Satoru sighed relieved, a cold he could deal with, the idea of Suguru alone and drowning without him there to help pull him up haunted him after their teenage years. 

“Where are the kids?” 

Suguru erupted into coughs before answering “Tsumiki is at her friend's studying, Megumi is at an “after school club” but I think he's fighting again and the twins are in Harajuku shopping. They may or may not have your credit card, I'll admit I've not been on top of it. They only got this cold for like a day but Ive been sick since Tuesday” he groaned. “I'm sorry, the house is a tip”  

“Why didn't you call Shoko to come fix this love?” Satoru said gently stroking his check with his thumb.

“Tried, she's too busy. It's her weekend away with Utahime” he grumbled. He laid his head on the table. “ Stupid lesbians” 

Satoru stroked his hair which clung to his face limply, lacking it's usual shine and chuckled. Poorly Suguru was always a little dramatic, Satoru hadn't seen him like this since the early days of getting the kids when they had started new schools together and had brought home every sickness bug under the sun. Satoru had been unaffected with his limitless and RCT Suguru on the other hand had walled himself in their bedroom only letting Shoko in to fix him from the stomach bugs that plagued them, refusing to let Satoru see him in all his vomiting glory. Satoru had pointed out he had seen him barf after curse swallowing plenty of times but Suguru had maintained his distance nonetheless. 

Satoru kissed his head gently. 

“Ok baby, you stay there. I'll fix this.” He said but Suguru was already closing his eyes. 

It took about 15 minutes to set the bath and make a tea but when he came back Suguru was still laying there looking almost pathetically unwell. 

“Up we go sweetheart” Satoru said lifting him easily. Suguru barely fought him and wrapped his arms around his neck letting his husband carry him up to the bathroom. Steam and the smell of lavender arose from the room as Satoru gently undressed him and helped him step into the water. He sighed at the heat before swallowing the cold medicine he offered with a peppermint tea. 

“How's it feeling?” 

“My whole body aches but this is good” Suguru sighed as Satoru began to gently wet and wash his hair with his special shampoo. 

“I'm sorry I'm not ready to go to pound town like we promised” Suguru sniffed. Satoru laughed. 

“I can pound you all you want later or vice versa. For now let me take care of you my love” he said kissing his husbands forehead. Suguru nodded, coughing again as Satoru rolled his sleeves up and got his hands deep into Suguru's hair massaging out what he could of his headache. 

“You shouldn't kiss me you'll get sick” 

“I can't get sick but I'll happily try” Satoru smiled, giving his husband a few more kisses for good measure. Once he was satisfied with Suguru's sleepy expression and his hair shone, Satoru kissed him again and left the room promising to come back shortly. 

He surveyed the living room first making short work of the mess of tissues and takeaway boxes on the side, loading the dishwasher and chucking in the clothes Suguru had been wearing to the washing machine and turning it on. He then worked his way through the hallways, picking up the twins' items; they tended to leave their stuff everywhere unlike their sister Tsumiki who always kept neat and tidy,  Mimiko tended to leave stuffies and books she had been reading wherever she sat whereas Nanako’s main offenders were bobby pins, hair ties and weird variations of spicy crisps. He binned the rubbish, bundled the items together and took them to their room, making a note to remind them to tidy it up later. Sure he was messy but he still had standards, he grimaced at their shared bathroom and the hairs on the shower wall deciding this was definitely a task for them and not their parents. He checked in on Megumi and Tsumiki’s room and found them spotless as always, smiling as he left the corridor and made his way to his and Suguru's floor of the house which contained their bedroom, bathroom and home office. 

He listened in for a moment to their bathroom and heard gentle snoring from his partner and smiled as he left him to rest for a moment. 

Their bedroom was a bit worse, it was clear while he had been away that Suguru’s health had taken a toll, he had gotten into a habit of coming home and immediately dumping his clothes/bag on their floor and getting straight into bed which was currently in disarray. Satoru opened the window and tried not to feel too guilty, it was part of their agreement now in exchange for Suguru leaving the Jujutsu world (aside from teaching) and missions behind him Gojo had to take on more which meant sometimes he would be away for a week or longer, sure he missed going on missions but he'd rather a happy Suguru any day of the week and normally his time away allowed them to really miss each other and get all ramped up and grabby the moment they got each other alone. 

He picked up the several days worth of clothes that lay stranded, changed their bedsheets and repositioned Suguru's book pile on his side of the bed, binning the tissues and replacing the glass of water with a fresh drink too. Lastly he picked a pair of soft, clean pyjamas for them both and stripped off himself. 

Suguru opened his eyes a little as he entered the bathroom and Satoru gently lifted him forward as he slid in the large bath behind him. He sighed adding more hot water as Suguru’s head rested against his chest, their legs entangling in the water as he wrapped his arms around him and held him tight. Suguru settled against him as Satoru stroked along his arms and chest. 

“Sorry” 

“Dont be sorry for being poorly-” 

“I'm sorry for not telling you” Suguru said quietly. “Its embarrassing, you and Shoko can use RCT and I get knocked out by a basic cold.”

Satoru tilted his head to kiss him. 

“You don't need to be sorry, I love you, you look after everyone you're gonna have to accept that you need looking after too and I'm more than happy to do it.” 

Suguru smiled gently and laid back against him, stroking his husband's arms under the water. 

“How are you feeling now?” Satoru asked and Suguru hummed. 

“Better, but then with you I always do” 

They settled, embracing the heat of the water and each other, napping a little. Later when Gojo lifted him out and dressed him in pyjamas and gently dried his hair they would remark on the pruning of their fingers and Satoru would make them all chicken ramen for dinner and Suguru would fill him in on all the school gossip and Satoru would present him with the souvenirs he had gotten him before the kids got home and bombarded him for hugs (including begrudgingly Megumi) but for now they were sated, warm and safe in each others company. Satoru smiled, happy to be home.