#gods i wanna play this game but alas it ✨ expensive ✨ so ... *lives vicariously through Point Crow*
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Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Mom Pick Me Up I Got Mugged In A 7/11 Parking Lot.
#captain's posts#i hear you start the game with full health + stamina#only to lose the following#• your hearts • your stamina • your sword • your clothes • your girlfriend • your fucking arm • probably your peace of mind#you get your shit rocked by a dehydrated goth theater kid (*side eyes matt mercer ganon*) and for your troubles are gifted a haunted arm#its dangerous to go alone! take this! *chunks an entire dude at you plus his arm which is now your arm cause mom said so*#gods i wanna play this game but alas it ✨ expensive ✨ so ... *lives vicariously through Point Crow*#loz tok#legend of zelda tears of the kingdom
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