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Since when does Variety publish rpf

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James Dean by Sanford Roth (1955)

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nothing better to do on a friday night than sketch Claudia 🦇

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For Your Consideration: JACOB ANDERSON as LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC • Best performance by a male actor in a television series • Best actor, drama series AMC Interview With The Vampire (2022-)

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louis with locs in s3 louis with locs in s3 louis with locs in s3 louis with locs in s3 please please please please

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Just screamed princess out loud

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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hello sorry to intrude by asking for help but I'm currently unable to work, and I'm doing school full time and have student loans coming to cover bills in the future, but for now I'm unable to pay my bills and need help for the rest of this month. my account is currently -$16.50 as well, so I need help with that most immediately if anyone is able. for the rest of the month I need $262 for my phone and car insurance. I am sometimes able to do deliveries to make some money, but this amount and the due date is making it impossible this time to cover it all. please help if you are able

cshpp: $ sadieesorceress

vnmo: @ sadie_sorceress

pypl: @ wormspeddler

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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can

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dylarrison (sappy)

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I know there are gifsets of this but I haven't been able to find the full experience so I wanted to provide it

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

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the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

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caught in the rain in Paris

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armand and louis, greenwich village circa 1970

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Did not realize the Green Knight's moniker was meant so literally. I figured his armour was green, but apparently so is everything else including and specifically his eyebrows: