#goddamn mblaq

[emeraldbabygirl]

Just got..shit I forgor the name of it. FUCKIN HELL. The MBLAQ song that fucking slaps and it’s like “everybody o” MONA LISA OK SORRY WAIT CAUSE THE LYRICS SLAP *ahem* “everybody on the left everybody on the right everybody in the house” I remember this meme I saved a long ass time ago where it’s the lil cartoon, let me see if I can find it hang on.

Oh, the one I have in the last slide she says “me gusta” BUT ANYWAY MONA LISA MY MBLAQ FUCKING SLAP Y’ALL I- damn I miss them Mir and Lee Joon ZOO WEE MAMA THEY WAS SUM HOT PIECES OF MAN MEAT FUCK ME. AND LEE JOON WAS IN A MOVIE OR A PORN? BUT THE SEX SCENE WAS SO FUCKING HOT GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME Y’ALL IM A BROKEN RECORD PLAYER WHEN I SAY THIS THE OLDER MALE IDOLS 😩👌🫡

Y’all Mona Lisa is my fav MBLAQ song, Cry is sexy tho they, there’s water so obvi, Y is good too and Be a Man that’s good and Smoky Girl is okay, it was never my thing tho but I do love Thunder’s hot pink hair. THUNDER WAS MY BIAS UNTIL I SAW LEE JOON AND HIS YUMMY WASHBOARDS UGH FUCK. AND G.O IS FUCKING MARRIED 😭😭😭 FUCK GET IT PAPI 🥵🥵🥵 anyway I highly recommend checking them out fuck me.

HERE HAVE THIS BITCHES

If I start a marathon of rebloging MBLAQ gifs and tingz it’s God’s will not mine 🫡 btw if y’all know about MBLAQ or listen to them or have at least heard about them thank you 😩🙏

[unpopularkpop-opinions]

This is a blast from the past, but goddamn I miss MBLAQ so much. I know G.O is doing his BJ work but I miss seeing them perform together, I miss how much of a mess they were, I miss all the teasing (“roosters can’t lay eggs!”) and I especially miss Mir. He was one of my first favorite idols and he’s still special to me.

[fishtaeils]

Can you introduce me to Block B? :)

ARE YOU READY??????????????

Let’s start of with each member: 

Zico (Woo Jiho)

Main Rapper, Producer, Leader

09/14/1992

Typically the member that everyone knows about due to his rap career

Brother of rapper & former member of Speed, Woo Taewoon

People tend to think he’s intimidating af, but he’s actually a cutie pie

Has a tattoo of him mother on his chest

His lips. Like, goddamn. 

Amazing producer/songwriter

Boi got mad skills

Practically married to his work

P.O (Pyo Jihoon)

Rapper, Maknae

02/02/1993

So shy, I can’t

Best friends with Winner’s Mino (whom used to be part of the original Block B lineup)

Part of Block B’s subunit, Bastarz with U-Kwon & B-Bomb

Members have said he’s such a flirt

Also his bromance with Taeil, s’cute

Has had some bright ass hair colours

Very tall

Deep voice

His stage presence + style is so chic (think T.O.P)

Park Kyung

Lead Rapper

07/08/1992

Nicknamed Cucumber due to his long face

Studied abroad in New Zealand and the US. His English is pretty good. 

Him & Zico are childhood best friends

They also kissed on SNL Korea. No biggie.

Greasier than a deep fat fryer

Flirts with anyone and everyone

Has the biggest smile imaginable

Loves his fans so much…like honestly, so much

Has a solo career that needs to be appreciated more

U-Kwon (Kim Yukwon)

Sub-Vocal, Dance

04/09/1992

Cutest ass smile

Has very kitty like features

An overall beautiful human being

Honestly when I first saw him, I thought he was the most attractive person I’d ever laid eyes on. That is no joke.

Plays the guitar

Was part of the idol dance competition, Hit The Stage (He was amazing, y’all go watch it)

Part of Block B’s subunit Bastarz with B-Bomb & P.O

Has been in a relationship with model Jun Seunhye since 2012. She’s 4 years his senior. They very cute. 

B-Bomb (Lee Minhyuk)

Sub-Vocal, Main Dancer

12/14/1990

Was trained to be in Infinite

Part of Bastarz with U-Kwon & P.O

Plays the piano 

HIS DIMPLES

HIS ASS

PERFECTION

His Instagram is totally boyfriend vibes. Kill me.

Members used to joke about how he looks like Woody from Toy Story

Such an amazing dancer. I get B-Bomb feels everytime I see a dance practice or performance, like seriously. (WATCH THIS)

Totally 19+. And that’s totally cool with me. 

Calls himself boring. He ain’t boring, he’s just quiet af. I totally relate. 

Lee Taeil 

Lead Vocal

09/24/1990

Has the voice that puts angels to shame. I can’t even put into words how amazing his voice is

So smol (like 5ft5 or something, idk)

LOVES TROPICAL FISH

Honestly, he knows all there is to know about fish. It’s crazy

Has so many tattoos, it kills me

Tends to wear hats/glasses. Mainly due to the fact that he thinks his eyes are his ugliest feature and wants to cover them. (He beautiful tho)

Has a solo song that is SO UNDERRATED! 

He needs more love

Everyone please show Taeil your love

Ahn Jaehyo

Lead Vocal, Visual

12/21/1990

Very pretty and boi, does he know it

Also, ABS

Friends with Joon from MBLAQ

Used to be a Cube Trainee

Constantly teased by the other members

But it’s all just banter, so don’t worry about it

Has finally started to get more than one line in songs. REJOICE. 

MV’s to check out: (btw, I have not listed them all bc effort)

Nalina

Nillini Mambo 

Very Good

Be The Light

Jackpot

H.E.R

A Few Years Later

Toy 

My Zone (Japanese Single)

Yesterday

Zico: 

Tough Cookie

Boys and Girls

Eureka

Veni Vidi Vici

I Am You, You Are Me

Bermuda Triangle

Kyung:

Ordinary Love

Inferiority Complex

Taeil: 

Inspring

Bastarz: 

Zero For Conduct

Selfish & Beautiful Girl

Make It Rain 

That’s Right

TV and stuff (not going to link to each individual episode/part bc that requires too much time and effort that i do not have. apologies for my laziness. i’ve linked either to whole channels or the first part of said show)

5 Minutes Before Chaos 

Let’s Play 

SNL Korea 

Private Life of Block B

Weekly Idol (2016)

If Block B got signal from the past!?

LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANNA KNOW ANYTHING ELSE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO INCLUDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

PLEASE STAN BLOCK B.

[morethanamillennial]

To all the boy bands I’ve loved before

It’s hard to really describe the process of becoming a fan of a Kpop/Jpop boyband. It’s a new language, often times a strange and unfamiliar culture but there’s something about an inevitable draw that pulls you in, deeper and deeper into a little loop until they’re all you eat, sleep and drink. Eventually you find your way out of the loop but traces always remain. The songs that play through your head, half-remembered lyrics and the odd dance-move. Way back when I was struggling with bullying in high school and self-harm, when I was struggling to find the will to live, I forget how exactly but I came across a Japanese boyband who was struggling too. NEWS had a crazy comeback story. From chart toppers to pariahs for having been caught drinking underage to chart toppers again. Losing member after member but keeping the fight going. They gave me the strength to keep putting one foot in front of the other. Simple but beautiful melodies, liberally sprinkled with poorly-chosen English. It didn’t matter. I put my all into loving them because it gave me something to do. I learned Japanese, learned how to fansub, learned how to organise fan meetings in my country, learned how to order things in from Japan that weren’t being imported into the country in any kind of volume. I was always endlessly loyal with Jpop but Kpop was a completely different story. Big Bang back when it was politically correct to be a VIP. (I’ll always love the music, can’t let go of that, as much as whatever’s happening now is heartbreaking). DBSK when they were 4 and not 2. Teen Top when they were so new that I was the only fan live-tweeting performances. When I was the only purple wand in a sea of VIP lightsticks. BAP, MBLAQ, Block B, Infinite, the list goes on. And SHINee. An overwhelming love for all things SHINee. Every album, every music video, every single from every drama. There would be playlist upon playlist, drama after drama. Repeated watchings of Hello Baby and a long sordid affair with following their progress. Then it happened. Jonghyun was gone. It hit me harder than I was expecting. Maybe because I’d been experiencing the same thoughts myself? But goddamn was it hard to listen to a single song after that. A huge part of my usual musical diet was just gone. Each time I’d listen, I’d spiral. It was like learning an ex had passed away, and believe me I know how crazy that sounds. Someone I’d never met, someone who probably didn’t give two shits about whether I lived or died. Him passing away meant something to me. I cried. Okay, bawled. It was three days of terrible ugly crying and then I moved on. Removed every trace of them I could from my life. I stayed as far away as I could until today. I stumbled onto Taemin’s new song, my heart swelling with pride cause this was the little kid with the mushroom cut in 누난 너무 예뻐 turned into this amazing, confident and sexy androgynous dance machine. And it took my breath away. Then everything hit like a brick. I cried. I listened to Honesty again. The one song I couldn’t bring myself to listen to no matter what. The message is simple and it holds true for right now. Whoever, wherever, whatever these people are now, they served a purpose for me. They’ve been a part of my story, whether they know it or not. They’ve coloured in the little blank spaces in me and finished at least some parts of the colouring sheet of my personality. So wherever they are, even if they never read this, I’m putting it out into the universe that I’m super thankful for them.

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[gingersaysjump]

KPOP STAN TAG

tagged by fellow gin-soaked babe @bread-jinie​ to do this tag which looks fun as hell. I do not have wine but I do have gin and baby, it’s been a night. 

Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down or something

Click under the cut to see the real embarrassment begin, y’all.

Ultimate Bias? whomst ever could it be i wonder

there is no flame alive akin to the torch i hold for one Kim Minseok okay

Ultimate Bias Wrecker? The D-Boy himself, mint boi extraordinaire, Min Yoongi

and this is all Kat’s fucking fault I didn’t ask for this 

the one, the only, the notorious K.J.M. because the boyfriend vibes are frankly overwhelming and I hate how much I love him.

Favorite Kpop Song? Listen Linda, how could you make me pick one in my own home. In front of my salad. 

S W E E T  L I E S

I cannot even begin to explain how much I love that fucking song. The harmonies, Minseok’s VOICE, the melody. I listen to it every day and it still gives me goosebumps. I usually get bored and move on from songs after a period of time but Sweet Lies will be the death of me yet. 

First Kpop Song? Like Kat, I also had two (two and a half?) rounds of being introduced to kpop. The first time I was in love with three songs that randomly came up on Youtube. 

Good Boy - GD and Taeyang

Smoky Girl - MBLAQ (This is such a bop good god)

I Am The Best - 2NE1

Aside from those songs though, the genre didn’t really stick. I was into more rock and other nonsense at the time and thought pop was stupid so I didn’t look into it more (oh how the turntables...)

The second time and the time that stuck was Blood, Sweat, and Tears by BTS. It was right after their album had released and that song opened the door to the void, lemme tell you.

Favorite Kpop Album or Single? Album: Lotto - EXO Single: HUNNIT - Penomeco

Favorite Kpop Ship? I don’t ship, there are no ships in the harbour, none of that here, thank you. 

Other than shipping Kim Minseok as part of the fucking Dance Line like the prince he is. Checkmate, scientists. 

Hard Stan or Soft Stan? I think I’m more of a soft stan with momentary lapses in hard stan judgment. Like I want all of them to be healthy and happy and occasionally want to climb them like a tree, y’know? 

Favorite kpop company? I think Pledis. From what I’ve seen from Seventeen, they let them direct a lot of their own songs and choreo and give them freedom to be artists.

Backstory of how you got into kpop? As I mentioned, the first time didn’t stick but the second time, BTS owned my entire ass and it spiralled from there. I added groups to the list as I learned more about it (BTS lead to GOT7, GOT7 lead to EXO, EXO lead to Monsta X, Monsta X lead to Seventeen, etc...) 

I saw F’real Luv and thought Chanyeol was Sehun which lead to Sehun temporarily being my first bias in EXO (lmao) and then I saw Monster to try and figure out who was who and promptly lost my fucking MIND. 

The entire concept, the choreo (which I now know from watching it so many goddamn times), the beat, all of it. Fell in love and into the black hole. 

And now here we are!

tagging: any of my new kpop followers who want to give it a shot! Tag me in it so I can get to know you bubs.

This was fun as hell but now the gin is gone and so am I, friends