#goddamn it kirbopher

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

GODBLORP IT KIRBOPHER!!!

... oh shit, its spreading...

And the blorp is finally sinking in... everyone loves the word... and dont really care about the rest :(

Okay, if this somehow devolves into a blorping zombie apocalypse it will all be worth it!

[ravenwolfie97]

Top 5 Tome characters and top 10 videogames?

Nice choices! Alright, let’s see…

Top 5 TOME Characters1. Zetto/Kirbopher (if it wasn’t completely obvious)Loved them from the instant I saw them, and grew to love them even more throughout the show. My favorite hands-down.2. AlphaI really enjoy him and his character growth! Plus I feel like I relate with him pretty well.3. NylockeAt first I thought he was annoying, but throughout the run of the show and getting to understand him better (and his performance getting better over time) I’ve grown to really like him.4. RubirulesHe’s a completely misguided, self-centered, destructive asshole. But he does it so well. It’s really commendable.5. KizunaThere’s something about Kizuna that I really like, and I can’t exactly place it, but I enjoy her character a lot.

Top 10 Video Games is REALLY hard for me to say, since I both have played a lot of them and at the same time not enough to have a lot of opinions, so this will be in no particular order, except the first few are definite favorites.

I think my absolute favorite game franchise of all is Pokemon, but more specifically its spin-off series Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. It was my first Pokemon game ever, and I’ve loved every installment, with my favorite of them all probably being Blue/Red Rescue Team. The main series of games are also up there too, with my favorite being Black(2)/White(2).My next definite favorite has got to be Donkey Kong Country. The original trilogy on SNES was my childhood and some of if not my first video games I ever played. I got Returns on 3DS and it’s okay, but I really prefer the SNES games. My favorite of the three is DKC2: Diddy’s Kong Quest.Next is Fire Emblem, a franchise I’ve been somewhat recently introduced to. I’ve only played Awakening and Fates, but I really enjoy them! I think what helped me like them more than I would have is I wrote down all the events that happened and created more of an involved story with my party members. It’s been really fun, and even if you aren’t too keen on strategy games, this is more like an RPG and it’s really easy to get into!Okay, listen, I can’t tell you how much I love Azure Striker Gunvolt. I was honestly surprised how much I loved it because it’s a new IP and I just found it in the E-Shop and decided to pick it up because it looked cool. Within the week of its launch, I was hooked, and I still love it, but it is definitely a flawed game. Really want to play the sequel once I beat the first though.I’ve played fewer games of Sonic the Hedgehog than I would like, but I have loved that series for like ten years. I own the Classic Collection, Sonic Rush, and even the dreaded GBA port of the original, but I’ve played some of ‘06 and observed a lot of the other games, and I really enjoy it.Normally I’m not one to play FPS titles, but Borderlands is absolutely an exceptional game. I love all the characters and the world and the ART IS SO GODDAMN COOL. I love that part the most, the aesthetic of the game is brilliant. Played a lot of this with my friend North, and we made some real good memories with it.Speaking of whom, through her I also started to love Assassin’s Creed. I find that game really enjoyable, and I even got to play some of it on my own for work and I really loved it. My favorite would have to be Black Flag, but not because of the assassin part. It’s because of the real world sections. They make me… SO happy, I couldn’t tell you how much I love stuff like that. Of course, I love the main game too, but GOD the game dev stuff was so cool i wanted to live there.Similarly to Sonic, I have been an avid observer of Legend of Zelda, and have loved that as well. I own OOT and Majora on 3DS, as well as a Link Between Worlds and the original on Virtual Console. I’ve always wanted to play Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword, and I REALLY want to play Breath of the Wild, but I think before then I want to get through what I’ve got, and I’m not even halfway through Ocarina.Lastly, I want to at least mention the Professor Layton series because that’s VERY different from all of these action games. Because it’s puzzles! I didn’t get into it on my own - my mom bought all the games and I casually tried them out myself, and I enjoy them a lot, though I’m not very good at puzzles.

WHEW that was long and explanatory. Well, there you have it! Thanks for asking!

[smoov22]

TOME Navy Seals

@kirbopher @kirbykirbopher @zettoimeankirbimeanfuck @ravenwolfie97 @vhscassette What the fuck did you just fucking attack me with, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am Netking #1, and I’ve been involved in numerous defenses against world-class hackers, and I have over 300 confirmed battle wins.I am trained in programming and I’m the top coder in this entire staff. You are nothing to me but just another hacker. I will defeat you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my fucking words.You think you can get away with throwing that blade me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Mechcity and your account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your save file. You’re fucking deleted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.Not only am I extensively trained in programming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Netkings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Lavendera, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” attack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn hacker. I will shit fury all over you and you will lose from it.You’re fucking deleted, kiddo. 

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

KO: “what do we know about Rad?”

Enid:

“but deep inside he is a big softie.“ 

... *squints eyes* ... she isnt wrong... is just... nah, talking about it when we finally get there...

Anyway, to face Rad’s fear due to KO’s logic is to make him cry... so now they need to cry... how to do it?

For KO? dropping his favorite food... relatable...

For Enid? dealing with customer... EVEN MORE RELATABLE!

(also GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!!!!)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 

You know? watching crying cartoon suddenly reminded me of something... something that’s at the time i post this over its 102nd day of hiatus... and... *sniff*...

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

I FAILED AT TIMING!

(also since its Neil the one as the host for the crowd... GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!!!!)

Something tells me at this point that im contractly obligated to give this episode a score of BLORP/10... also now im asking myself WHY does this happen with words we dont understand?

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

Throw a shot: physical activity, weight and powerful shots... and now KO’s “do you even lift?” joke becomes more important.

(also “tiny” GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!!!)

Air Hockey: test of appropiate use of strenght plus fast reflexes... the loser punishment seems a bit excesive though

Mowing Boy 2: plataformer for babies... basically what i would play if arcades where a thing when i was little (they were... only not many where i live and didnt had the money :P)

also *looks at “UP DOG” arcade*... -_- fuck you

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

Okay kid you’re not THAT young, and at your age i clearly knew what jokes were... i was terrible at them, but that’s besides the point.

We just got an explanation of what are jokes from a comedy show... should i ve worried? (also this animation IS weirding me out... not at the levels of he ENid short... BUT STILL)

GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!!!

(for those new in the audience check the tag to get the “joke”)

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

Okay... first things first:

GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!

NOW, Dear Lord Boxman are you really gonna be pety to levels that actually gonna get to annoy me? I hope not only cause really that’s not gonna-

O_O he is also ruthless. It’s a star

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

btw SEE? I knew i recognised his voiced in that Pird gu... wait a second...

...

GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!!!

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER/NICK ARMY!

Now you and your... (mmm... *squints eyes*... interesting) partner are gonna become the fodder for KO’s helpification, wait? why am i expecting a bad outcome out of this?

Non violence VS Ultra violence the endless question for... wait, what do you wanna do?

*walks away to take an hour long break due the hand shaped mark in my face*

...

*returns inmediatly since i just took like a 3 hour break from this liveblog*

KO’s solutions was do it both ways... i approve.

Good jorb little fella.

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

... GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER!

(only time context for this: Chris “Kirbopher” Niosi is a citizen of the internet that if you dont know... GO GOOGLE HIM! he is great and has done many thing and since i know he works on the show... although not sure if as anything more than a VA it took me by surprise to hear him here, specially in one of his goofier voices... so from now on gonna play spot the kirbopher :P)

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

Hey for once i can do this to keep the joke and cause the character deserves it

GODDAMN IT KIRBOPHER NEIL!

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

Another one of those days when i think that i should really learn how to gif, these to landed and bounced across the room to perfectly land in the “FORGIVE ME” position... it was impressive.

And we finally get the introduction of Phinesdroid on Steroids... what you dont believ eme? WATCH!

... yes im making the comparison by the shape of the head mostly

So he has a gimmick of balls and athleticism... im starting to get why Lord Boxman might be considered a nerd now... 

Also, Raymond is such a suck up its not even fu-

...

Im gonna need a better cut of this quote... and have it on standby...

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

Okay... sorry but closing shop (sorta)

I reached an epiphany this morning at work... i have a weekly show that i can see and that FOR ONCE CN ISNT SCREWING UP IN HOW CURRENTLY ITS IN THE SCHEDULE! and im depriving myself of said enjoyment due to wanting to liveblog it... so effective inmediatly OK KO liveblogs are done... or at least done being LIVE

From now on over the weekends (hopefully) will do tiny reviews of the episodes, still score them and maybe make an extra post or two of random jokes because its still who i am.

If you were one of the few enjoying my banter? sorry... i do this for fun, and while i still wanna do this... i dont wanna wait for my watchable fun :)

NOW, im still gonna liveblog RWBY (and hopefully gonna finish the wrap up for volume 4... 12th times the charm) and i think... i have one or two extra livebloggable plans... one for quick support... and one cause DAMN YOU ALL LIVEBLOGGERS CHATS IN ANIME!!! 

But more on that later... this saturday will finish posting the posts for Second First Date and... you’ll see what else :D

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

And with Rad’s claim of knowing everything he assures he can get the product he has misnamed TWICE in no time, he goes to the back taking KO with him

As a hijinxs enjoyer i totally understand Enid...

... but as a customer (and above average employee) FUCK YOU!

Sidenote: “Back in 11 min” ... I GET IT! xD

[worangetraveler-multiverseguide]

So Shannon’s plan was to fool KO into going to Boxmore to kick Lord Boxman’s ass that we KNOW will end with KO most likely killed? That’s actually a brilliant plan given this ridiculous setting!

I want to facepalm... but not sure at who, you pick:

KO THAT’S NOT HOW “SNEAK” WORKS!!!

DARRELLS! GRAB THE FUCKING CHILD!!!

Worst Metal Gear reference ever 

Hey “Tumblr mentality” slogan right there!