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bellarichie · 1 year

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everyone talks about the cat distribution system with glamour and reciprocity but no one ever warns you about an annoying ass cat fixating on you without any reason whatsoever when you already have a cat who's perfectly fine. like ok i guess? i'll be your loving owner. begrudgingly.

#for context i'm not much of an animal lover my mother just happens to own a lot of cats #and we live together #and somehow everyone has their assigned cat #so we have this cat who used to stay outside in the porch and garage #we have our reasons but idc to explain #she got ran over and we had to take her in #btw we never even interacted b4 this she didn't seem to give a fuck about me #but now she's fixated in me for some reason #and my assigned cat is avoiding my room cause now there's this strange cat in it #no disrespect but all this new cat know how to do is #break my stuff #try to steal my food #yell really loudly until i let her out like 3x a night #sleep on top of my back #throw up on me while i sleep #but what can i do except of accepting that #goddamn cat distribution system you work in malicious ways

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