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day 1184
#happy birthday 2 meee :3#im 18 now !!!!!!!!#goddamn#i started this acc when i was like 14#mcr#mikey way#my chem#my chemical romance#daily mikey way
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Throwback Thirstday
One of my ALL TIME FAVORITE candid shots...my poor jaw
The angle of this picture is just PERFECT to imagine things…
#god what a great day im having now thanks to you 👀👀#GODDAMN#I just want to **** *** **** *** **** *** ***** *** ********#throwback Thirstday
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SUCH A TEASE OMFG 😩 “try not to think of me too much” bitch puhlease that’s not possible! this au is so special to me, you guys have no idea.
storytime seduction | m. verstappen
request: Mmm thinking about a storytelling stream w Max 🤭 he reads poetry or a smutty excerpt from a novel in that insanely hot Dutch accent, making flirty remarks here n there with those obscene low moans on purpose
softcore porn streamer! max
warnings: 18+/suggestive — minors dni.
request was sent by di!! can’t answer it as it isn’t in my inbox anymore, so the original ask is written above. so glad you guys are loving this au, because i love writing it! don’t forget to drop your thoughts in my inbox<3
you join the stream when you’re finally in bed for the night, and met with the usual display. max has a lazy grin on his face, the one that makes you both excited and terrified of what he has planned. the title had teased ‘story time with max’, which honestly left it quite vague.
you’re not entirely sure what to expect, but as soon as he leans back in his chair, holding a book up with an annoyingly suggestive smirk— your stomach twists.
max adjusts his mic slightly, leaning in as his deep, accented voice comes through like a warm caress. “alright, alright,” he says, opening the book up. he flips to the section he had bookmarked, and his other hand casually grips the hem of his tight tank top, lifting it slightly to scratch at his stomach. it’s a subtle move— but the flash of soft skin, the peak of his light happy trail— but it’s enough to send the chat spiralling.
“oh, this?” he asks, catching on and pulling the tank top higher, revealing his soft stomach with his large hand now splayed entirely across it. he watches the messages come in even faster as he exposes himself more, and he chuckles deeply before pulling it back down. “now, let’s set the mood.”
the lighting in his room is dim, soft and golden, casting just enough shadow to make the atmosphere feel.. intimate. he begins to read an excerpt from whatever erotica is in front of him, and it’s obscene how good he sounds. the words roll off his tongue like they were made to be spoken in that voice— low and rich with just enough gravel to send a rush of heat throughout your body.
“‘her breath hitched,” he reads, tone dipping lower as his lips quirk up into a slight smirk. “his touch—barely a graze— sent heat racing down her spine’,” he pauses, looking to the chat before pulling an innocent expression. “oh, too much? or should i keep going?”
that chat of course explodes, begging max to continue, spamming about how he knows what he’s doing— and the smirk on his face only grows as the chat begins to flood with pleas.
he laughs softly, the sound vibrating throughout your headphones and into your very soul. “okay, okay, you all asked for it.”
and then he’s back to reading the filth that he holds in his hands, drawing out the words like he knows exactly what he’s doing to everyone listening. his voice is velvet, dark and teasing, his dutch accent thickening around certain phrases— especially the more explicit dialogue.
you’re hyper-aware of every pause he takes, every low chuckle that escapes him when he sees chat losing its mind. when the writing starts to get more heated, he leans closer into the mic, and your skin prickles as if he’s speaking directly into your way.
“‘you like that?’” he reads, and then he turns his gaze towards his camera. he licks his lips slowly, tilting his head as he continues to stare for a few moments, before he turns to his chat. “hmm, i think i’ve heard that one before,” he teases, his grin downright sinful.
max shifts in his seat, his fingers absentmindedly tracing the edge of his waistband like he doesn’t realise what he’s doing. “‘her legs trembled as his hands slid lower, his fingers brushing the bare skin where her thighs met—’”
he breaks off again, this time with an obscene, low groan escaping his throat. “this is downright filth, isn’t it?” he asks, his hand moving from his waistband up to the back of his neck to scratch it, muscles flexing with the motion.
“‘her breath came in short gasps as his lips found her ear, whispering promises of what he’d do to her,’” he mimics it, leaning close to the mic and lowering his voice even further, eyes peering into the camera. “i could whisper to you too, you know. tell you exactly what i’d do if you were here.”
your breath hitches, heat flushing through you once more as his words seem to sink directly into your skin.
his hands trails back down his body again, thumb dragging itself across his chest and falling lower before brushing the line of his waistband again. “‘her body arched into him, begging silently for more— hmm, i should make you all beg for more, shouldn’t i? horny fuckers here to listen to me read you an erotic bedtime story,” he interrupts himself to tease the chat, licking his lips at the eager response.
“good girls,” he mutters, a deep heat flourishing from your core as the words do something to you— and evidently everyone else in the chat. “one last line. just for you.”
his voice dips even lower, barely above a growl now. “‘his hands slid under her thighs, pulling her closer until there was no space left between them. his mouth hovered over hers, his breath hot and heavy as he finally gave her what she had been waiting for.’”
max shuts the book with a snap, tossing it aside like it’s nothing. “well,” he says, leaning back in his chair with a satisfied smirk. “i think that’s enough for tonight. don’t want to ruin you completely, yeah?”
the chat is still spiralling— as are you— but max only winks, stretching in his chair as a sliver of stomach shows again. “sweet dreams, everyone,” he purrs, “try not to think of me too much.”
and then the stream cuts off.
⋆˙⟡ enjoy this? i hope you did! please come chat to me about it in my ask box! publicly or on anon— i’ll answer everything <3
#EM NEVER MISSES#guess what em & max have in common? both are such a fucking teaseee#goddamn#I’ll be thinking of this for the days to come#thank you em 😘#max verstappen x reader#thef1diary fic rec
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Posts this and scurries off
#objectum#objectum community#colin the computer#dhmis colin#edgar electric dreams#electric dreams 1984#yes man#yes man fallout#tau movie#auto wall e#Hal 9000#2001 a space odyssey#gerty 3000#glados#wheatley#portal#the fuckibg Barbie one#closet barbie#tars interstellar#interstellar#scp 079#computer courage the cowardly dog#kinitopet#job simulator#job bot#am ihnmaims#ihnmaims#skynet#I had to delete some cuz there's a limit of 30#goddamn
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"I won't simp for another ghoul, it's not gonna happen again-"
"IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN"
#the ghoul x reader#cooper howard#fallout#fallout x reader#fallout the ghoul#the ghoul#cooper howard x reader#goddamn#holy hell#fallout the show#fallout the series
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#goddamn#lets fucking go#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo#pjo tv series#annabeth chase#riordanverse#pjo tv show#grover underwood#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson season 2
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okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-
#LISTEN GUYS LISTEN#THE SONGS ARE REALLY FREAKING GOOD OKAY?#AND LIKE#DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO MAKE THE LAST MOVIE HAVE ANGST SO THAT MY SOUL WOULD BE APPEASED THAT MUCH?#GODDAMN#Hello trolls community i hope you accept my humble contribution :')#I think u guys are pretty cool~#trolls#trolls band together#trolls 3#trolls fanart#broppy#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls poppy#tribbleart#<3#dreamworks trolls
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found you!
#gODDAMN#totk spoilers#zelda#zelink#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#totk#JUST FINISHED THE GAMEE OUHGFGHHHHH#I OFFER U THIS SKETCH#consistency? i don’t know her
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so good - drew starkey
inspired by this video
warnings: this shit is pure filth and not proofread. i'm just a girl 😩
also OMG HAPPY BDAY DREW <333
"yeah, baby, get your ass through that door." he commands as he pushes you through the entrance of your shared apartment. his firm hand makes contact with your ass, the slapping sound of flesh on flesh ringing through your ears.
you whimper, the skin stinging from the force as drew shuts the door behind him. his hands begin to fumble with his top, unbuttoning his shirt with haste.
"mm, need you, drew," you whine, dropping to your knees in front of him.
his eyes widen in amusement. "my girl's so eager for me, hm? eager for her daddy's cock, yeah?"
your brain goes dumb at the condescending tone of his voice as he speaks crudely, your pussy dripping wet and soaking through the thin material of your panties. drew helps you undress till you're fully naked in front of him.
"cock, daddy..." you mewl.
"not yet, love. you have to earn it."
"how?"
"by wrapping your pretty lips 'round my fingers, 'kay?"
you nod dumbly, your lips parting to accommodate his digits. drew pushes two fingers into your mouth, groaning at the feel of your warm, wet mouth.
"suck it good, baby. like how you'd suck my cock."
you begin to suck his fingers with gusto, your thighs squeezing tight to help relieve the ache between your legs. drew's cock hardens at the sight and he suddenly pulls them out of your mouth. the force knocks you forward, your body falling flat on the floor.
drew straddles your body, grabbing you by the ribcage and fixing your position on the floor. he quickly undos his pants and pulls down his boxers, hissing as his rock hard cock bounces against his stomach.
"bet you're so fucking wet that i don't have to prep that tight cunt, huh?"
you stay silent, your brain hazy with lust.
"answer me, slut." he punctuates this with another slap to your ass.
"mhm! y-yes, drew... so wet for you..."
"good girl," he breathes, spitting onto his cock for lubrication before lining up with your entrance.
as he pushes in, a delighted moan slips past your lips. drew chuckles.
"you just need cock, hm? it's all you need in life. ain't that right? fuck, you're so damn tight, baby..."
he rocks his hips into you slowly, letting out a moan of his own as he feels your snug walls wrap around his big cock.
"fuck!" you cry out, trying to lift your head to meet his gaze.
"i gotcha," drew says, grabbing onto your ribcage as he lifts you up into the air with his cock still buried inside you.
he carries you to the sofa and sets you down gently before continuing to fuck you missionary. he picks up the pace - the lewd sound of flesh slapping against flesh filling the empty room punctuated occasionally by moans and gasps of pleasure.
"oh, fuck, you're taking me so well," drew nearly growls, leaning down to kiss your cheek.
you wrap your legs around him and his cock fills you fully, hitting that spot inside you that makes you cry out in pleasure. hearing this, drew begins to pound you even quicker.
"yeah, baby? fucking love this, don't you? fucking hell, your pretty pussy is milking me."
he slips out of you and flips you onto your stomach before reentering you, his hips snapping into you at a frantic pace.
"you're so good to me, baby..." he compliments, sighing in pleasure. "i'm gonna cum soon. cum with me, okay? wanna feel that pretty cunt flutter 'round daddy's fat cock."
you whine at his words, going dumb as drew rubs your clit furiously to help bring you over the edge.
drew groans, feeling his release approaching quickly.
"shit, drew, 'm close!" you announce, reaching back to grab onto his arm for support. it flexes under your touch.
then, it happens.
"fuck!" drew cries out, burying his cock deep into you as his balls empty inside you. you cum at the same time, your walls pulsing around him, milking him for all he's worth.
after a few moments, he slips out of you. a small chuckle leaves his lips as he bends down to kiss your lips.
"hey, baby."
"hi." you smile back at him.
"you did so well for me," he praises, grabbing a cloth to clean you up. "too rough this time, or just right?"
"you could go harder," you suggest with a smirk.
"oh really now?" his eyebrows raise in amusement.
"i can take it harder, i'm a big girl."
he crouches down and traps you between his arms.
"guess we'll have to see about that," he says before kissing you again, his cock stirring back to life.
©️ jjslaybank, 2024.
#drew starkey fanfiction#drew starkey x reader#drew starkey#drew starkey fic#drew starkey smut#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe cameron fic#GODDAMN#charm's writing
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#Alexander Ludwig#bad boys for life#Mine#i forgot i made these lol#look at his arms#those pecs#goddamn
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#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#shipping#my post#half joking#cause i am more than fine with shipping dp with multiple characters#but after that movie...#goddamn
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Wonder who he’s watching.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#Emmrich volkarin#my art#scribbly scribbly#this is the 97th emmy piece I’ve drawn#at least pieces with him in it cos if I count individually per upload it’s more than 100 already ahaha#goddamn#fun to have a strong muse#it makes the brain do crazy things#I wonder if I’ll slow when the game releases#probably#cos I’d need time to indulge and digest#ahhhh I’m so excited
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⚠️DEADPOOL&WOLVERINE SPOILERS⚠️
Never have i ever wanted to bingewatch Fox's X-Men movies more than in that moment right there...
#GODDAMN#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#marvel#x men#logan howlett#NO SERIOUSLY HOLY CRAP#IM SURE THEY USED CGI TO LIKE DEFINE THE MUSCLES BETTER BUT FOR A RETIRED 55 YEAR OLD MAN THATS AN INSANE PHYSIQUE TO STILL HAVE#THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT I NEVER SHOWED INTEREST IN THE X MEN MOVIES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER#I ONLY WENT BECAUSE IT WAS DEADPOOL AND BECAUSW I FOUND COOL HOW THEY GOT HUGH BACK FOR THE ROLE OF WOLVERINE#I LEFT THAT THEATRE IN LOVE!!!#I WONDER HOW MY MOM FELT BECAUSE SHE'S A HUGE X-MEN GEEK AND RECOGNIZED ALMOST ALL THE CAMEOS#deadpool spoilers
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