#godDAMN they're illegal levels of hot
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my glorious blue eyed king(s)
#jjk#gojo satoru#final fantasy#cloud strife#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#final fantasy vii#godDAMN they're illegal levels of hot#cloud strife was my first fictional crush and let me tell you it has not gotten any less intense with time#holy CHRIST#also gojo's eyes are fucking insane in that pic
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Can't destroy what you never had, even if you were only just pretending to ever have it. In a way I'm almost glad this conflict sparked. The mask was violently ripped off as lefties revealed what undiluted, fascist, authoritarian, anti Semitic *Monsters* they were underneath.
Sure, those of us who actually have functioning brains and knowledge in political theory were able to figure it out, beneath the gross hypocrisy of their warped doctrine and theory, but it was oddly cathartic to have everything we were sure of confirmed.
You don't have actual standards, consistent morality or real principles. You just hate America, you just hate the West, you just hate white people, you just hate God. You are gay race communists who will side with literally the actual worst humanity has to offer if it means even inconveniencing anyone in those groups. Yours are the politics of spite, misanthropy, and misery spread wide and eternal.
And your latest stunt has finally crowbarred open the critical consciousness of the normie, the sensible centrist, and the unknowing republican parent. It's all out in the open, just how evil you are, and now the sleeping giant is awakening to oppose you, with all of its might. It's becoming increasingly aware of your strategy to be subversive barnacles, infiltrating its vital organs and gradually hollowing them out to replace them.
The game is up. People know what you are now. The masses despise you. They realize now, as Harvard presidents make diversity statements and defend their own plagiarism, as planes crudely assembled by inclusion hires who would never get hired on merit start to fall apart mid flight or even before leaving the runway, how the polls are shifting to Donald Trump in such gargantuan number as to be *unprecedented*, and the forces in opposition know they're going to get crushed so fucking hard they can't even CHEAT IN enough votes to win (LOOKING AT YOU, BIDEN), so they have to resort to even more authoritarian measures and threaten to remove him, as they continue measures to punish support at voter level or administrative level, how *26 FUCKING STATES* are saying "not a single illegal immigrant more" in firm opposition to the open border policy, and slamming your own pie in your face by dumping them in "sanctuary cities" till they cry they don't have enough money or enough room for all of them (funny thing that, guess we were supposed to?), and in light of all of this, the Cold Civil War that was the Culture War of the last decade (and Culture Wars are ALWAYS a Cold Civil War) threatens to ignite into a Hot Civil War this very year, and your kind SCREAMS demanding to deploy national guard, tanks and bombs on everyone opposing them, only making yourself look worse.
The game is up. Everyone knows what you really stand for. You're the Roman Senate, bristling with corruption, authoritarianism, elitism, and delusions of vanity and grandeur, and the populace are furious.
Absolutely. Furious.
And it will not stand a goddamn minute longer.
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ALDI'S FUCKING SUCKS!!!!
I'm so GODDAMN, sick of Aldi's. I'm sick of their fucking gloating. I'm sick of their awful food, I'm sick of seeing it everytime I drive down the road. Aldi's is not only a PLAGUE TO TASTE PALLETS EVERYWHERE, but they are the REPRESENTATION OF PRID. THAT IS A DEADLY S I N. Aldi's is the representation of the kid in middle school who thought he was HOT SHIT EVEN THOUGH HE JUST SPOUTED CHEAP OVERUSED MEMES, FUCKING LOGAN--
I have been binging Haikyuu for days and Karasuno seems to be BUTT BUDDIES WITH ALDI'S BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY COMMERCIAL THEY WILL EVER!!! SHOW!!!! FOR 10 EPISODES STRAIGHT. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!
So these BITCH ASS MOMS, THERE'S MULTIPLE ONES, will do this stupid skit where "oh, I looooove BOTH of these, but OH GOD YES, ALDI'S PRICES, OHHH *moans* SO I'M GONNA GET ALDI'S LOOK AT US #RELATABLE MOMMAS!!" BUT THIS IS SO INFURIATING TO SEE BECAUSE THIS LEVEL OF FALSE ADVERSTING SHOULD BE. ILLEGAL. ALDI'S, YOUR FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT. AND NOW YOU WANNA TELL ME IM JUST GONNA DROP MY SACRED DADDY OREO-O'S FOR YOUR STUPID ASS "SHOOT LOOPS" BECAUSE THEY'RE 50 CENTS CHEAPER?! YOUR CHEESE BALLS TASTED LIKE ORANGE DANDRUFF SPREAD ONTO STYROFOAM, YOUR YOGURT TASTED LIKE SHITTY FUCKING PAINT THINNER. EVEN YOUR DISGUSTING POP WAS.WARM. WARM POP!!!!!! I seriously rather eat food from Ollie's. YOU HEARD ME, BASTARDS. OLLIE'S!! THE SALVATION ARMY OF GROCERY STORES. ⬇⬇⬇⬇
YOU EVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY "OH YA, THAT WERE SOME GOOD *OFF BRAND CHINESE NAME* CHIPS I GOT AT ALDI'S MMMM FUCKING YUMMY"? STOP FOOLING AND LYING TO PEOPLE BY BLATANTLY SAYING " SAME PRODUCT, DIFFERENT PRICES"!!! BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF!!
You know why brand name is "more expensive"? Because you GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. You can't have food be the same quality without it being the same price!!! That's not how resources and economics WORKS!! Hell, that's why MOST STORE BRAND WORTH SOMETHING (NOT FUCKING ALDI'S) are around the same price!!! And that's fine!!! Some people need cheaper alternatives and thats what Aldi's is for. BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOU GUYS SHOW YOURSELF!!! YOU PRETEND, AND SASS EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU'RE "CHEAPER AND GOOD TASTING WHEN EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS THE TRUTH!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT, THATS ALL I REALLY WANNA!!!
I never wanna see these commercials ever again. AGAIN. I DON'T NEED MY HUNTER X HUNTER TO KEEP BEING SOILED FOR ME BECAUSE I KEEP THINKING ABOUT YOUR EVIL, DISGUSTING PRIDE IN YOURSELF. IF YOU'RE CHEAP, WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH ON COMMERCIALS EVERYWHERE?!!ALMOST NO ONE EVEN SHOPS THERE. HMM WONDER WHY
LEAVE.
ME.
ALONE. ALDI'S
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