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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days ago

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give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

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#xmen #xmen comics #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #snap sketches #this wasnt the personal thing i wanted to draw this weekend but it has been on the back burner for a while so. it counts !!!!!!#i did sketch this last night. MODERATELY hammered and the final comic is Just A Tad diff from the sketch im wheezing #just in terms of angles but still thats huge to me #CHAT everyone knew i was gonna draw SOMETHING as soon as i saw those tentacles #however i flipped the script on you all. probably. idk SOMEONE prob assumed i woulda had magneto use them #but how the turn tables .... have turned. this is so stupid JVLKJVLA if this gets 5k on twitter ill do a charles ver MAYBE.#welcome back to my ongoing series of These Old Men Will Make Their Weird Love Affair Everyones Problem #i have an exam in the morning i need to stop this #ill have to this week like Truly but still VJELRKVJE I GOTTAAAA STOPPP DRAWIN THIS LATE #anyways. please enjoy this is so dumb but i got to try drawing charles' powers in effect so thats nice #i should do a study of that one day ... not anyday soon LMAO GOD moving on goodnight everyone !!

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puppyeared · 5 months ago

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i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you

#im reading that post that says artists are directors of audience reaction and not its dictator:#'you cannot guarantee that everyone viewing your work will react as you are trying t make them react. a good artist knows that this is what #allows work to breath. by definition you cannot have art where the viewer brings nothing to the table ... this is why you have to let go of #the urge to plainly state in text exactly how you think the work should be interpreted ... its better to be misinterpreted sometimes than #to talk down to your audience. you wont even gain any control that way; people will still develop their opinions no matter what you do #im thinking abt this again cuz i was thinking maybe the thing that lets adventure time work so well the way it does is cuz it doesnt #take itself too seriously that it gives the audience enough room to fuck with subtext and then fuck with them back yknow. i think it was #mentioned somewhere that they werent even planning to run with the postapocalyptic elements that are hinted in the show but changed their #mind after the one off with the frozen businessmen and dominoed into marcy and simons backstory. on the other side there are stories that #explain too much to let the story speak for itself and i think it ends up having to do more with the crew trying to lead ppl in a certain #direction than expand on what they have and i see a lot of this with miraculous. like when interviews and tweets are used as word of god in #arguments and it becomes a little stifling to play around with it knowing the creator can just interject. u can say its the crews effort to #engage with its audience but it feels more like micromanaging. and none of this is to say there ISNT room for stories that spell things out #theyre just suited for different things. if sesame street tried abstract approaches to themes and nuance itd be counterproductive #a lot of things fly over my head so i need help picking things apart to get it- but it doesnt have to be from the story itself. ive picked #picked up or built on my own interpretations listening to other ppl share their thoughts which creates conversation around the same thing #sometimes stories will spell things out for you without being so obvious abt it that it feels like its woven into the text. my fav example #for this might be ATLA using younger characters as its main cast but instead of feeling like its dumbed down for kids to understand why war #is bad its framed from a childs point of view so younger audiences can pick up on it by relating to the characters. maybe an 8 year old #wont get how geopolitics works but at least they get 'hey the world is a little more complicated than everyone vs. fire nation'. same for #steven universe bc its like theyre trying to describe and put feelings into words that kids might not have so they have smth to start with #especially with the metaphors around relationships bc even if it looks unfamiliar as a kid now maybe the hope is for it to be smth you can #look back to. thats why it feels like these shows grew up with me.. instead of saving difficult topics for 'when im ready for it'#as if its preparing me for high school it gave me smth to turn in my hands and revisit again and again as i grow. stories that never #treated u as dumb all along. just someone who could learn and come back to it as many times as u need to. i loved SU for the longest time #but i felt guilty for enjoying it hearing the way ppl bash it. bc i was a kid and thought other ppl understood it better than me and made #feel bad for leaning into the message of paying forward kindness and not questioning why steven didnt punish the diamonds or hold them #accountable. but im rewatching it now and going oh. i still love this show and what it was trying to teach me #yapping #diary

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jawz · 2 months ago

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i saw the tv glow is legitimately one of the stupidest, most tryhard movies i've ever seen in my entire life. absolute dogshit. and everyone is pretending it's the most lifechanging thing they've ever seen LOL give me a break! the gall to claim this is inspired by fucking DAVID LYNCH??? i can't

#fake 'deep' shit for ppl who watch steven universe every day #i truly didnt relate to anything onscreen despite it being sooo aimed at me in so many ways.#i'm also convinced the director is racist and ofc after reading hundreds of reviews. Not One mentions #the main character's race or the alienation of being mixed......... um.#i think people are getting Very Very Dumb overall.#and it;s no coincidence that prior to being embraced by actual trans ppl all i saw was a million NON TRANS ppl falling all over themselves #to be like OOOOOMGGGGG THIS IS THEEEEEEEE TRANS EXPERIENCE COMMITTED TO FILM!!!!1!!!#like god thank you so much for speaking on something you know nothing about !!!! <3 #anyway the movie glorifies suicide more than pretty much anything ive ever heard of (including 13 reasons why)#and paints transness as Killing the Old Self. what a bleak and brutal thing to put onscreen and then CLAIM IS POSITIVE????#if this is aimed at kids (not sure if it rly is but it certainly would appeal to them and has the emotional maturity of a 14 yr old) then #its 100% going to inspire suicidal or self-injurious behavior. and it's insane and reckless as a filmmaker to craft this supposedly hauntin #and supposedly beautiful narrative where THE most important step is FUCKING KILLING YOURSELF. it's self hatred at the deepest level.#if anyone wants to shit talk this director with me lmk because that Worlds Fair movie is also some of the worst TRASH ive ever watched!!!#Amy Nicholson was spot-on abt it as always tho so i was vindicated by that

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greenconverses · 2 months ago

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you're laughing

chiron's been in agony in this entire time and you're laughing

#IT'S SO DUMB I'M SORRY #LIKE YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST BEEN LIKE 'OH YEAH HE HAS OLD WAR WOUNDS AND SOMETIMES IT BOTHERS HIM'#WE HAD TO GO STRAIGHT TO 'HE LIVES EVERY DAY WISHING HE WOULD DIE BUT TRAINING YOUNG DEMIGODS KEEPS HIM GOING'#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #god fuck rick riordan lmao #wottg spoilers #rr crit

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ubejamjar · 6 months ago

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kawanami family // kana & tatsuo

"I've had about enough of the Empire fucking with our family!" kana kawanami kana was nearly killed trying to stop imperial soldiers from taking her daughter. when she recovered, she swore she would dismantle the empire brick by brick. she was among the doomed rebellion's survivors and has been waiting impatiently for the day the resistance might strike again. tatsuo kawanami tatsuo served livia sas junius during dalmasca's destruction and ala mhigo's capture. in the years before joining the ala mhigan resistance, he'd passed by his conscripted daughter several times without realizing who she was. he is extremely proud when he learns the warrior of light is none other than his little star.

#a little family of survivors <3 #cool battle parents #i'm a little pissed i couldn't find an “old” mod for male'ra #there could be one out there and I'm just dumb #i could make my own but i am decidedly dumb #thinking about them reuniting with each other and their daughter after over twenty years sparks joy in the ol' noggin #ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv screenies #gposers #ffxiv gpose #ajisaijar #kawanamijar #i love kana and tatsuo so much on god

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isa-ah · 10 months ago

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im watching a retrospective about Majora's Masks dungeon progression and realizing a little more every time he says "this game took a lot of very brave steps out to not be ocarina of time" that my disappointment with totk isn't out of place. I've been told "it's breath of the wild 2, why did you expect it to be different?" but like.. it's it's own game. why is it the exact same but with an arguably worse iteration of the story?

#i actually have a very long list of reasons i dont like totk but yall have heard all of them a million times before #he makes a point of showing how the 3ds remakes ruined a lot of majoras masks unique boss fights #and i agree completely. i think its emblematic of how zelda has changed as a franchise #if the most casual non gamer would be frustrated by a puzzle or fight it needs to be dumbed down NOW!#vs how the games used to be almost mythical. like how people STILL talk about the old water temples #how it used to be an EXPERIENCE to go thru dungeons. it would take hours #it would feel like something #the quote unquote dungeons in totk are the subway surfer tiktoks of ingenuity. its so disappointing #totk is only better than botw in 2 facets. it handles fantastically. and tulin. thats it that's all it did to be its own game #oh and the brave choice to not even mention revali by name which is fucking hilarious #genuinely so disappointing that they can have more money and man power than god and the games are worse now

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elverniia · 6 months ago

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Useless lesbians 🫶🏻

I love the idea of Lute being generally bad at interacting with others, which added to the normal awkwardness of having a crush would be quite the experience for a clueless but also crushing Vaggie

The first drawing without the text:

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hackoftheyear · 1 month ago

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There are many women who have no idea how much strangers on Reddit have saved their relationship by stopping their boyfriend from doing the stupidest shit imaginable

#every day I see a post that makes me say. thank god who is a woman that you posted about it first #a lot of them should actually start asking for advice for way more decisions in relationships. there are always people willing to say #no man what the fuck she’s going to hate that #not even like bad or abusive just. really dumb and thoughtless and clueless #inspired by a jewelry expertise sub today #no dude don’t replace the diamond in a four hundred year old ring because you think it’s not shiny enough. it costs 10000. you say your gf #loves culture and history so you want to get this. and replace the diamond. come ON.

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maya-tl · 5 months ago

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THEY BUTCHERED MY BOY

#i say things #hotd spoilers #house of the dragon #hotd #house of the dragon season 2 #hotd season 2 #'oH sO yOu'Re A tEaM gReEn StAn ThEn—'#brother I do not give a SHIT about aegon I'm talking about SUNFYRE #AEGON YOU DUMB STUPID MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT #YOU TOOK YOUR JUVENILE SWEET DARLING BABY BOY OF A DRAGON WITH NO BATTLE EXPERIENCE #TO FUCKING WAR?!?!?!! AGAINST MELEYS?!?;?;!;!!;;!!!???#AGAINST THEEEEE MELEYS???????#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU #SWEET BABY BOY NOOOO 😭😭😭😭Z #he was trying so hard... god the fucking noises he let out.... they literally fucking butchered him......#killing him would have been so much more merciful #man fuck everybody in this show. I'm taking all the dragons and going back to old valyria. y'all can figure it out without us.

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luck-of-the-drawings · 7 months ago

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THE ORDER OF PALMS An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help. [BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]

One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames. Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn. It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms. Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest. When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath? It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks. She now travels the land in search of a purpose.

#luckys original content #dungeons and dragons #MY OCSSSS MY WONDERFUL OCSSS ITS BEEN SO LONGGGG!!this is a fairly old character that i made foreeeever ago #i was trying to go full on into DND LORE ONLY instead of makin up my own stuff. so when i was lookin around i learned abt THE HELM #the god of protection or watever it was. i also like playing paladin bc i love to hit things w my sword. i also like aasimars bc theyrprett #im sure i ahd other Min Maxy reasons for her but i dont have her sheet n ive forgotten everything. never got a chance to play her but yknow #maybe someday. I LIKE HER ALOT TOO. big and strong and well meaning but a lil dumb. justa lil dense n stupid. but she tries!!#I LIKE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE JUST SMALL THINGS DIFERENT ABT THEM. i knew some1 who had that condition. where everythings just flipped #aint that fucked up? that ur organs can just be flipped? and inever see it in fiction. its so neat. imagine finding out like THIS too #she had blacked out from the sword through the heart. the last thing she heard from her mentor was;#'you were a great student. that is why you above all else must die. i hope you understand' spoken through a gentle voice and a gentle smile #the very same that had guided Gjör so far through her journey.A BETRAYAL LIKE NO OTHER! she awoke utop a pile of comrades #each bloodied and dead and cold. she used her own magic to heal herself. to catch herself from the precipice of bleeding out #when she stepped out of the barn she had found that the village was burned to the ground #she was shellshocked!! it took her weeks to limp all the way back down that mountain. all the way back to the place she called home #only to be spit on and kicked back out. being a Paladin of the Palms was her entire life. what was she to do now?#OH SO THE ART. I RLY LIKE HER DESIGN.heavily based off of THE BABY SITTER from HALO LEGENDS. i fuckin love halo so much guys.....#i just love that trope of Big Strong Person in Armor that we all thought wasa fullgrown MAN takes off the helmet to revel shesa PRETTY GIRL #my favorite in the WORLD!! i also like the silly frilly pretty dress sorta motif in gjors armor. it hides all the stuff i dont wanna draw #thats all the ramble i got in me for now. PLEASE ENJOY. and ask me abt my ocs

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shooteranatomy · 2 months ago

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anyone else hates how shitty band merch looks nowadays? like wtf happened to actually good rammstein merch

#tcc #dumb shidposts #no but for real #the designs are so crappy #for the love of god bring old shirts back #tccblr #teeceecee #truecrime #tcc tumblr #true crime #tcctwt

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martyrbat · 2 years ago

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kick it up – batman: overdrive

[ID: Teenage Selina Kyle and Alfred Pennyworth bonding by stealing a car together. Selina starts to say the keys have to be in the car somewhere, but Alfred calmly interrupts. “I may be out of practice in hot-wiring, but I still have the knack of it, Miss. Kyle.” He dexterously fiddles with the wiring underneath the steering column and the car instantly comes to life! END ID]

#my fun fact is i was REALLY good at hot-wiring old cars as a kid. new ones have a different immobilizer but anything before the 2000s?#im still decent at breaking into them too but yknow. im just so fucking dumb but have a very misc bag of weird things i can mediocely do #also god i want to suck alfred silly style until i kill that old man ok peepaw <3333 #c: batman: overdrive | kick it up #selina kyle #alfred pennyworth #crypt's panels

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peachtalia · 27 days ago

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the actual dumbest shit I’ve made this year

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colinfeatherington · 6 months ago

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I haven’t seen any posts about this but poor baby pen using whistledown to write about women who were spinsters and still got married and made good matches to try and give herself a little bit of a chance

#I know people got mad at her for calling kate old #but she IS old for that time period and it’s dumb and I think pen is in awe of her for that #it’s not her shaming kate but rather being like damn girl I gotta be like you #and when kate did marry #it probably made so many women in the ton feel like oh my god I still have a chance #bridgerton #penelope featherington #also very curious if they’re gonna call eloise a spinster next season #bc they don’t call cressida one

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saeraas · 2 years ago

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HIS ASS IS OUT????

#gbf #granblue fantasy #wilnas #ok gbf you got that #gonna paint a picture for the non gbf players seeing this:#this guy is the equivalent of a god in gbf. technically he presides over all that is fire as one of the six dragons #he wanted to know what's up with being a mortal/human so he made this body to see what's up #loves how humans are tenacious and are able to cultivate and produce food #especially since he thinks burning stuff to a crisp is easier than controlling the fire #so he tries constantly to learn how to cook which usually ends up with him burning stuff #fast forward to this where someone probably convinced him to wear a fundoshi since 2/14 in fundoshi day #and he gotta cook chocolates for vday since that's a good time to show how he's been cooking #leading to the chocolate exploding in the back but hey he made a cute lil heart out of what is the heat equivalent to magma #yes he's a himbo in game when he's not in a serious situation #*the level of crisp is >50K degrees level #also he is smart just gonna say that since himbo usually leads people to think he's dumb but he's old and wise just very nice #and naive about human things

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c1trvswurld · 6 months ago

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Maybe it's bc its late asf and nighttime but i couldn't help but laugh so hard at this photo of pickles. He looks like those weird ass sexual anime girl ads your forced to see on some illegal video website...or picrew. HA

#pickles #mtl #god he looks like a sopping wet cat #like the collar of a 5 yr old who loves nibbling on their shirt till its soaked #hes so dumb i just wanna pop his head like a balloon #itd make a comically loud sound too. red would go everywhere but itd be funny.

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