#god roz and roze were op like wth

[devilsrecreation]

WELL. I had a rousing time putting the Monsters Inc. characters in the hunger games simulator a couple days ago so here’s some highlights from the 3 rounds that I did!

For context, these are the districts:

Oh and this is gonna be EXTREMELY ooc so buckle up 😭

Round 1:

Mike literally killing two of his employees (Val and Fritz) when they get into a fight…Not even the first day and Mike is killing monsters

Skylar BASHING Duncan’s head against a rock several times

Roz forcing Chompy to kill either Art or Randall and Chompy deciding to kill Art

Randall questioning his sanity (about time)

Mike and Celia apparently get into a fight but Celia spares his life

SISTER BETRAYAL BC ROGER ROZE, AND RANDALL TRACK DOWN AND KILL ROZ

Celia setting off an explosive, killing Chompy, Terry and Terry, Joy, and Skylar

Randall tending to Sully’s wounds

SULLY KILLING MIKE FOR SUPPLIES….THE ULTIMATE FUCKING BETRAYAL

Don, lovable Don from Monsters University killing Declan with a poisonous blow dart

A tsunami happens and two major things happen:

Roger throwing Celia into the water to make sure she dies (SUPER ooc)

Randall holding Sully underwater to drown…which is something he would totally do hgjghth (Waternoose does the same to Don)

Roger setting off an explosive and then dying of dysentry

Roze wins round 1

Round 2:

Celia breaking Joy’s nose for bread and then stabbing Declan with a tree branch (Celia has 0 chill in this round omg)

Cutter apparently wants to die cuz she begs for both Squishy and Celia to off her but they both decline

Johnny DECAPITATING poor Don with a sword (he must have been jealous from what happened in the Scare Games)

Mike strangling Chompy

Val attacking Cutter for some reason but she gets away

Joy, Cutter, and Sully singing songs (And don’t you know I’m still standing-)

Celia and Johnny holding hands (ooooo Mike’s gonna be maaaad)

Mike (most likely accidentally) injuring Squishy and putting him out of his misery

Same thing goes for Randall and Joy (poor Joy)

Duncan trying to shoot Art but he misses and kills Celia instead (I’m just picturing his reaction rn)

Roz “begs” for Johnny to kill her but he refuses

The way I see it, she was challenging/daring him to and Johnny was like “nope!”

Cutter steals from Duncan (hfhfhfhg she would)

Randall falls to his death while trying to climb a tree

Mike literally stabs Cutter in the back

Sully kills Mike again, this time along with Waternoose (DOUBLE BETRAYAL)

Sully actually being in character and sacrificing himself so Val can get away from poisonous smoke

Roz actually wins cuz Val dies due to untreated injuries

Round 3:

Right off the bat, Art sets Joy on fire

Terri and Terry, Roger, Adorable Snowman, and Roze raid Chompy's camp while he is hunting. Chompy then screams for help cuz his tiny ass got robbed

Sully and Celia bonding (aww)

Roze bashes Val’s head against a rock

The entirety of Day 2 cuz it’s so funny to me

LMAO ALL THIS VIOLENCE AND MIKE IS JUST VIBING HFHFGFGFG

Randall being a dick and destroying Sunny’s supplies

Randall dies from hunger, then Mike and Sully die from thirst

Fritz, Don, Duncan, and Chompy….let’s just say they all died at the same time

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT? ART WOULD. HE’D THINK IT’D BE FUN AND CONVINCES SUNNY TO JOIN HIM

The main character in MaW wins this time