#god of vine

[transurgender]

OB-FUCKING-SESSED WITH THE WAY THEY DID THIS SCENE . WISH I COULD SAY I EDITED THIS

[hinamie]

parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

[alleyesony0u]

okay so piggybacking off my last post talking about the dehumanization aspect of becoming the champion. i have finally processed the evbo is god thing now and have thoughts. because evbo was so excited to be at the top, to have taken down the evil champion that he didn't even realize what he had lost. and now evbo has lost so much. he had lost the old man, then he lost his master friend who was teetering on the edge of death, and though he hated seawatt something must have rewired in his brain when he watched the parkour villain kill him, then it was all the noobs and all the pros, and then the house seller who he said was his friend. so when evbo finally encountered the parkour villain that final time, he had lost so much of what was keeping him human -- the people he hated, the people he loved, and the people who kept him going in his hardest moments. so he was unafraid to jump into the void, because he had lost all that and then, well, he was going to lose that race. he had lost himself. it was no wonder he became the parkour god. everything keeping him barely human that he had been clinging onto, whether he knew it or not, had been lost. evbo is still evbo, but he lost that innocence, that simplicity of being utterly, horribly human. evbo lost and so evbo became.

[gwifirusu]

you call the shots, babe, i just wanna be yours

[noxx-33i]

i had a thought....

[stayatsam]

time to plan out the border...

[lady-hibiscus]

parkcivi evbo: talented, determined, god's favorite, genuine

pvpciv evbo: comphet lab rat with a shopping addiction

[walkingoneliner37]

Ep 4: and they were losers

Everyone: Oh my gosh they were losers

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He is crouching and holding his shield and sword as though he is mid fight. He has a determined expression on his face as he looks ahead. He is drawn with a long thin tail with a fluffy end. Behind him is a green background. End description.]

Orym!!

[wiresforbreakfast]

you thought it was over. WRONG. homemade phighting meme dump

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Oh my god... So- so things are gonna be ok now, right?

Bad: Yeah!

Pac: Yeah!

Mike: Yeahhh.

Pac: Oh, by the way– you guys saw Fit? ...Nobody saw Fit, right? [Falls to pieces on the ground sobbing] It's ok, I don't even care anymore, you know?

[mamawasatesttube]

i think cassie sandsmark should get into fullmetal alchemist and naruto and stuff because then she could literally have the power of gods and anime on her side. and post

[garden-of-thoughts-fruit-of-lips]

[artbyanca]

Apollo and Hermes comforting Dionysus after the death of Ampelos.

[poisonousquinzel]

love the vibe that she's just gonna fist fight him, like fuck powers she's gonna beat him bloody with her bare hands