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i 4got how cool ep9 was. why didnt i just finish this last time.
#i skimmed though it real quick. now onto 10. which i havent seen yet.#i think i fell behind early into the show? but i didnt get really invested until later#but yeah im gonna finish it this time.#HOPEFULLY IN TIME FOR EP3 OF S2....#god making liveblog
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it might be my dislike for the "in every universe yadda yadda" trope speaking, but I just. don't see why Ekko had to go to an alt universe and see Powder grown up to figure out he could still share with Jinx what he'd shared with Powder. Like don't get me wrong I loved the dance and the cuteness and the pretending like it's the first time... but he already figured most of it out in s1. And it was a much better, more nuanced scene - of course seeing a physical reminder that she is Powder with the capacity to love him would change his mind, but it's much more powerful when it's shown through their shared memories and behaviors. The coexistence of gentleness and violence in the bridge scene is the heart and soul of why their dynamic is so interesting. She will play their childhood game, she will look at him softly, and then try to blow them both up. We could have had an episode that continues that story, that shows us how they would find their way back to each other now that the main obstacle, Silco, is removed... But instead, Ekko went through it with a separate person, while Jinx went through it offscreen, and nothing more was ever said about it. Man. I am sad.
#arcane liveblog#arcane critical#like i GUESS jinx cares about him in some capacity bc of how she chose not to blow him up/she wore his tags to battle#but that's like. the only signs. didn't kill him and did let him paint on her. wish i could have seen it happening so i could figure out wh#sorry i just keep getting bombarded with concept art and sobbing crying over what could have been#they could have had such a good story.... she killed half his friends man you gotta make use of that#ekko and alt powder are NOT connected to each other the way ekko and jinx are!!!! that's why the song isn't about them!!!!#so really i don't get any narrative satisfaction from seeing THEM fight and make up. it could have all been given to jinx.#god i need a fixit fic that includes 0 alt universes and only the 4 second time travel. i need it so bad
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hey. don't cry. audible smile in brian murphy's voice when he says "...but it's good when your friends look out for you" ok?
#guess who finally listened to the ep#it released my finals week i just got to it lol#anyways the tone shift goes hard#knowing calder's literally not gonna die but being so bought in for that minute#when jake is monologuing how calder's feeling#and murph expounding and etc. and like?? again u literally already know he's gonna be ok but damn it's so poetic and i'm so bought in like#and then the way that last sentence transitions '...never wanted to be protected;'#AND THE SMILE. GOD#i love storytelling i love friendship#the smile in murph's voice here makes me so happy fr#like yaaaaay yippeeee friendship [: storytime [:#like it was already a clutch save. when emily says feather fall theres one of those 'oh thank god' moments of relief#but they rlly made it that much better huh. that moment didnt have to go that hard#but it did. thank u jake and murph for making it beautiful#(and emily for making it happen at all.)#(and caldwell for silvery barbs-ing lol)#is that a liveblog i see?#naddpod#brian murphy#ba2mia
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Gideon: she (Harrow) never loved me.
Me: God Almighty how are you so fucking stupid?
#tlt analysis#tlt liveblog#the locked tomb series#harrowhark#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#griddlehark#SHE LOVED YOU ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DISAPPEAR YOU DUMB FUCK#SHE DEFIED GOD
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dazai makes atsushi take random photos and videos of him throughout the day (most of them are super dramatic and/or aesthetic) only to caption them with the most unhinged stuff when he posts them on social media
#I need a canon compliant social media au#Dazai would liveblog every traumatic event happening to the ada#he would make web weaves with depressing af quotes about feeling inhumane but put a random selfie in between the quotes#my favorite tumblrina fr#he also would go live on tiktok during the worst moments#like hey guys! what’s up! *explosion in the background* oh that? that’s just my partner going full destruction chaos god mode ^_^#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#bsd#my art#poor atsushi should get a raise
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He is so 🤏
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#lmao suzuki i thought of you at the last minute and had to ref the 'he likes to feel tall' mene#<- i mean duh its canon. babygirl is constantly sitting on countertops#just sometimes more uh slayfully like the third image#well guys as you can tell im a big fan of that recent tiktok#so thought i should draw some of the moments cause aghhhh hes brainrotted me so badly#as suzuki pointed out to me. he has this distinct look of partial shame in the bts of the microwave vid#i like to think he came to work that morning and was like omg jimmy i have a tiktok vid#and then halfway thru making it was like: oh wow this is more embarrassing to do than i thought it would be#but dw cringe is dead to him. he doesnt care >:)#but if this is a mere glimpse of the silliness that is yet to come in this coming season. god im so excited to see more of his antics#bros seriously been liveblogging his work days since he got back to the factory 😭😭#they should make a legitimate cinematic day in the life vid of him not just a tiktok or clipe#*clips#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#catie.art.
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"Don't search for a reason for somebody to love you." What if I started crying again
#petition for oda to stop making me cry over corazon and law#good god i will never be over them#corazon#trafalgar law#one piece#op liveblog#dressrosa
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actually huge props to martin for managing to be messy during the apocalypse. providing much some needed humor
#pmpkn tma liveblog#i never thought that he'd be the more bitchy of the two of them#especially during the apocalypse#but GOD it is so funny#martin blackwood they could never make me hate you#the magnus archives#tma#martin blackwood
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#I'm actually speechless#john you might have just met death incarnate#or god#i dont know#just when I thought the strange man was scary in rdr2 but actually meeting him in rdr1 is fucking terrifying#this is so fascinating and scary#sorry for posting a lot of vids but I'm nearly done with rdr1!! gonna make some gifs and stuff soon#mick squeaks#mick vids#john marston#rdr1#red dead redemption#the strange man#liveblogging#red dead redemption community
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s5 episode 12 thoughts
oh man. i think i’ve heard that this episode is a favorite among the fans. i also think that scully hooks up with a vampire in this one? because that got brought up in that one post i made about 3 a while back. curious to see if i misinterpreted that comment or if this is actually going to happen.
well! no time like now to find out!
the description mentions recounting their version of events… i LOVED that part of jose chung, so i really cannot wait to see what happens here :D
post episode note: not sure if there has ever been a lower words to "LMAOOO" ratio in my note taking history, so i will do my best to make this comprehensible, but i had so much fun watching this :D
man, i'll need to remake my top episodes list at some point... but it might stretch into top 20 or 25!!!
ohh, i wonder what the top 20 most beloved episodes by the whole fandom are...?
we begin with some very dramatic spooky music as this kid runs around in texas, calling for help, followed by someone who is very very fast!!! this guy is going to kill this poor kid!!!! why is he running into the woods??? not a great place to go when you need to escape someone!!!
bigger guy is on top of the little one and OH!! he shoves a stake through his heart!!
IT’S MULDER DOING THE STAKING??
scully finds him over the body of the dead kid… and the kid has fangs!!!! BUT THEY’RE FAKE!!!
DID MULDER JUST KILL THIS KID????????
WHAT THE FUUUCK?!?! WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE
my face at this exact moment:😳😳😳
the intro was shortened... I ALWAYS NOTICE
okay, so now mulder is at his desk. scully walks in looking very very very tense. as if he just killed a child, perhaps. she carefully sits down.
“mulder…” “don’t. don’t even start with me” LMAO WHAT??? she is gagged and also making the same face as me 😳😳
(i couldn't tell what the tone of this episode was at the time, but now that i think about "don't. don't even start with me" i am CACKLING)
he throws a paper into his garbage can, which is surrounded by other thrown papers, and then starts KICKING IT??? she’s watching with a very “wtf” expression going on
IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT THE TONE HERE, WTF
he is defeating the evil of that trash can, though.
ohhh no, skinner wants their report in ONE HOUR!!! scully is trying to be very pragmatic here.
they both clarify that they are going to say exactly what they saw, but he says “i got to know if you’re going to back me up or what” because he’s the one that might be going to prison!!! no pressure.
she adjusts her sitting position angrily: “first of all, if the family of ronnie strickland does indeed decide to sue the FBI for, i think the figure is $446 million, then you and i will most certainly be codefendants. and second of all… i don’t even HAVE a second of all, mulder” <- LMAOOO i’m HOWLING! SHE’S AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. JUST FILLED WITH FURY
“i’m in this as deep as you are, and i’m not even the one that overreacted!! i didn’t do the… with the thing!!” <- SHE CANNOT EVEN SAY IT, SHE CAN ONLY MAKE VAGUE GESTURES BAHAHAAA
he says that she needs to tell her story the way she saw it… and she replies that she doesn’t feel comfortable with that (queen of expressing boundaries!)
however, mulder counters that they’re facing the threat of prison, and that scully's cellmate will be named "large marge" and read lots of gertrude stein (oh god. that’s out of pocket, mulder!)
((this man makes far too many prison assault remarks. i understand that he is in a stressful situation. but still!))
he begins recording her version of the story…
“yesterday morning, when i arrived at work, you were… uh… characteristically exuberant” <- i’m crying, that is SUCH a perfect description of him. i have half a mind to change my url to that. but surely it has already been taken.
"HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR COWBOY BOOTS! YEEHAW", he says, slamming down plane tickets to texas on the desk <- LMAOOOOO she remembers him as a nonstop yapper, which is mostly accurate
(absolutely crying at the yeehaw in retrospect)
he won’t shut up or let her talk, he's too locked into these images of dead cows LMAOO “is there any sign of-" “two small puncture wounds in the neck?” “that’s not what i was going to ask” “too bad, we’ve got ‘em” <- i am actually giggling at this. she sees him as constantly over-caffeinated, and i love that
NOT THE CHUPACABRA SLANDER LMAOO “no, they got four fangs, not two, and they suck goats, hence the name” <- YOU TELL HER MULDER ‼️
(that episode is one of the worst, so i think the combination of light acknowledgement of that fact and allowing mulder to flex his encyclopedic memory of cryptids with the manner of a child who got into way too much sugar is frankly iconic)
and he casually adds there is one dead human, prompting her outraged “well why the hell didn’t you tell me that from the beginning?” but he’s already out the door LMAOOO
okay, i cannot stop laughing even though this episode may be about mulder murdering a child. such is the nature of this TV program.
they’re going to investigate the body deep in the heart of texas… and is that romantic music playing when this sheriff hartwell enters??? and she remembers mulder SNAPPING at her while he introduces them as if he cannot remember her name!!
(as if mulder could forget her name... scully i'm calling your bias out there)
mulder tells her to "MOVE YOUR LITTLE LEGS" LMAOOO???
now the sheriff and her are very close as he eagerly agrees to all of her ideas (that the killer was not a real vampire, but someone so obsessed with vampire movies that he wished to emulate them) and mulder watches, suspiciously
LMAOOOO MULDER CALLS HER STORY OUT BACK IN THE PRESENT WHEN SHE SAYS THE SHERIFF USED HER NAME “dana?!?! he never even knew your first name!” (angry scully look) “you going to interrupt me, or what?” “no, go ahead… dana”
(saw a post the other day that was like "they get to call each other dana or fox once each calendar year" and it's so true because it sounds so wrong when he says it in this context)
this point is where mulder makes his discovery: the dead man’s SHOES are UNTIED!
yeah, idk what that means either.
SHE KEEPS SMILING AT THIS SHERIFF HARTWELL LMAO. DOWN BAAAD.
mulder is pondering… “sheriff, do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?”
it is so funny to think that all of these events are through the lens of scully's mind because she sees him as so fucking weird and spooky. both of which are true.
LMAOOO mulder says she must do a full autopsy! “what am i even looking for?” (he grabs her shoulders and leans in) “i don’t know”
LMAOOOO okay, so back before i even thought about watching this show, i saw that gifset on my main and i reblogged it with the caption “man. i’m going to have to watch this show, aren’t i?”, and here we are. so this feels very full circle to have finally seen it
poor scully has had an autopsy thrust upon her :(
scully is totally smitten with this guy though, oh my god…..
(i truly cannot figure out her type. mulder, jerse, esther, and this guy? what is the common ground?! between mulder and esther there was the whole "incredibly intelligent" thing, but the other two?? just like?? dark hair?? idk!)
autopsy time… she's talking into her little voice recorder about the dead man “who is arguably having a worse time in texas than i am. although not by much” LMAOOO
(i wonder if she really did get that candid in her recording, or if she is just being dramatic in her retelling of the tale. i assume she only records herself for the sake of writing the reports, so maybe she is free to say whatever it is that crosses her mind, in which case i would like to listen in)
NOOO, her blade falls out before she can begin and she sadly yeehaws
(god. a sad scully yeehaw. i used to pray for days like these)
time to weight all the organs. UGH the intestines are all slippery!!!
he had pizza in his stomach. LMAO THE MUSHROOMS SOUND GOOD TO HER BAHAHA SHE IS SO STRANGE
back to the present moment- our agents can’t agree on the name of the motel they stayed in, which is not promising for the rest of their stories aligning
you can put two quarters in the bed and make it jiggle? this is news to me! and this is just what scully does!
an angry and dirty mulder appears just as she begins this process!
ohhh, the dead guy had lots of sleeping drugs in his system… and her voice is all funny because she is jiggling while she says this… she thinks the “vampire” gave the guy the drugs. meanwhile, mulder is not elaborating on his very dirty appearance!
NOOOO there’s another dead tourist and she has to do another autopsy!!! “i just put money in the magic fingers :(“ AWWW POOR SCULLY
(why couldn't that wait until tomorrow!?!!)
he says he won’t let it go to waste and IS HE GOING TO CLIMB IN ALL DIRTY??? LMAOO NOOOO
the subtitles point out that he is “laughing mischievously” which escalated to “cackling”… what is this man planning!!! he takes pleasure in dirtying her jiggling bed!!
(regardless of the accuracy of if it really happened in such a manner, it’s sad to see how taken advantage of scully feels by him 🙁)
she sadly leaves after telling him not to get mud everywhere
NOOOO the pizza guy just got there :( BAHAHA she wanted pizza after autopsying that guy… well she is going to make “the guy in there” pay for it. serves him right!!!
OH! the pizza guy is the vampire kid!!!!!!!
she’s soooo sleepy as she does the second autopsy…. ANOTHER NASTY SLIPPERY LARGE INTESTINE
she is going to fall asleep like this!!!!!!
then she gets a phone call that is just heavy breathing. so she hangs tf up!!!
this dead guy has pizza in him too!!!! OH.... she realizes the chloral hydrate must be in the pizza!! and it must be the pizza guy who is the killer!! and oh no, mulder!!!
scully bangs down the door to her motel room and mulder isn’t visible…. just the creepy pizza kid!!!! she fires a bunch of shots at him, but he runs away!!
so mulder was drugged… and he says some very weird stuff about "shaft" that i don’t wish to unpack. hearing of this makes present mulder gasp and exclaim “i did not!” and yeah, i don’t even want to know <3
(a lot of times i google stuff i don’t understand due to not being alive in the 90’s. this one? i shall not google it. i am not a fool. i recoginzed Enough of those words to know i don't need to know)
she missed the pizza kid with her first four shots which is rare for her, ran after him, leaving poor drugged mulder behind, but somehow, mulder caught the kid before she did, where he... “overreacted”
damn. he's a track star even when drugged.
she argues that they can tell skinner they caught a killer, and that mulder's zeal was due to the drugging, which i think is a fine story.
but mulder is pissed! “you are afraid to tell the truth. that’s not the way it happened at all!” OHHH, I CANNOT WAIT TO GET HIS VIEW
“yesterday morning began like any other morning; you arrived at the office, characteristically less than exuberant” LMAOOOOOO BE NICE TO HER!!!
he remembers his explanations being very slow and gentle and her reactions being very sassy AND I’M LAUGHING AT HER “AND?” LMAOOOOO
she’s just LOOKING AT HIM and he doesn’t know wtf to do BAHAHA AND HE IS SOOO CAREFUL TO USE “APPARENTLY” and “VAMPIRE-LIKE” IN HIS DESCRIPTIONS OF THE ATTACKS LMAOOOO
he ends his very cautious assessment that this attack was "vampire-like" in nature by telling her “but as always, i’m very eager to hear your opinion” <- THAT DID NOT HAPPEN YOU LYING BASTARD!! YOU HAVE NEVER SAID THAT ONCE LMAOOOO
“well it’s obviously not a vampire” “well, why not?” “because they don’t exist?” <- BAHAHA that is ANOTHER GIFSET I SAW BEFORE I DECIDED TO WATCH THIS SHOW!! oh man, so this one really must be a fan favorite if i saw two scenes from it before i even started watching
“well… that’s one opinion, and i respect that” <- BAHAHAHAAAA YOU LIAR!!!
so they go down to the funeral home where he points out the plentiful caskets- unusual for such a small town. scully had tuned out at this point. and you know what? can you blame her?
HE REMEMBERS THE SHERIFF AS HAVING HUGE BUCK TEETH THAT MAKES HIM HARD TO UNDERSTAND which present scully DENIES bahaha ohhh he’s jealous and she is gaaazing at sheriff hartwell and smiling and oh my god, mulder is so jealous
he’s monologing on the nature of vampires but scully shoots this down
“there are as many kinds of vampires as there are cultures that fear them” <- ohhh nerd. NERD!!! nerdy thing to say.
she’s yawning as he talks about red hair being an indication of vampirism, gesturing to her, which happened in an AU fic i actually did briefly read once and would like to see explored in greater detail. i'm a sucker for fic or art with the "skeptic is actually a monster" trope
he is now at the cemetery with the sheriff, whose country accent has increased greatly between the agent's perspectives
cemeteries are a haven for vampires, “as are castles, catacombs, and swamps”, mulder points out, and i'm writing that down ✍️
he remembers this sheriff as being incredibly stupid. ohhh, the pizza guy pulls up at the cemetery!!! he waves hello and then drives off.
so they staked out the cemetery. fun times.
she wants to know why he cared so much about the corpse’s shoelaces, but he just looks at his OWN shoes lmaooo and says he’s getting to it
he was leaving sunflower seeds for the vampires at the cemetery, because all vampires are obsessive compulsive. they must untie knots and count seeds. which is why he thinks the shoelaces were untied. fascinating bit of vampire lore.
but they must go to the RV camp, where there is a situation. ronnie the pizza guy is here!! there’s an RV that’s spinning around.
mulder doesn’t want to talk about shooting out the tires... what is this man HIDING!!
well, it turns out it is very hard to shoot the tires of a moving RV... so HE GRABBED ON THE BACK AND WAS SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES BAHAHA WHYYYYY WAS THAT HIS NEXT COURSE OF ACTION?!?!?
finally, they manage to stop the damn thing. and inside the RV was a dead guy!!!! with puncture marks on his neck and untied shoes!!! gasp!!
when he returns back to the motel, he remembers scully yelling at him because she has to do another autopsy, saying “i do it all for you, mulder!” (which is CRAZY!) and that she hasn’t eaten since 6 that morning, and she only had a bagel, and it wasn’t even REAL CREAM CHEESE!!!
listen!! can you blame her for being furious?? she just paid for the magic fingers!!!
he remembers her leaving as being a great relief, and her SLAMMING THE DOOR SO HARD THE PAINTING SHOOK ON THE WALL BAHAHAHA
aww, he sees himself as the poor little victim…. bro. you MAY have had it rough with getting dragged around by an RV, but in her defense 1. that was your faulty idea and 2. it probably was still not as bad as having to do 2 autopsies on an empty stomach
he goes to get in the shower. ohhh hello. that is a man who is emerging scantily clad.
now ronnie the pizza guy is here, and mulder is saying that he will pay for the tasty food. not knowing it contains the sleepy stuff!
he opens up the pizza and sighs with relief: “ah, scully” <- oh, so you think she has good taste in pizza toppings? that’s hilarious
“so, i ate your dinner” <- okay, well at least he’s honest about that!! a grown man on the vibrating bed, noticing his shoes were untied…. and the drugging is taking place!! this is instant karma for such a pizza thief!!
he tries to call scully, but only groans into the phone…. then ronnie returns
BAHAHA he recalls scully calling the voice on the phone a creep <- well, you can’t really blame her!!!!!!
ronnie is here, and his eyes glow and he has fangs… but the inebriated mulder manages to toss his sunflower seeds on the ground, thwarting ronnie the vampire slash pizza guy's plan!! which prompts him to say “aw man!” (LMAOOOOO) and then mulder's back out in sleepy land…
when he comes to, scully is bursting in the door, and she shot ronnie TWO TIMES IN THE CHEST!!! to no effect!!!
scully is shocked at this recollection: “and then he sort of flew at me like a flying squirrel?” BAHAHA
so, she runs after ronnie into the woods, while mulder breaks a chair leg to make a stake… and bam. the "overreaction".
scully points out that no one will believe that story, but he says they will have to when they examine ronnie’s body
(i think it's very funny/sweet that scully does not remember being able to shoot ronnie, but mulder remembers her aim being perfect and that it was simply ineffective because you cannot kill vampires with bullets. not sure whose perspective is the objective truth, but it's adorable he remembers her being a great aim)
someone else is examining ronnie now. what shall he find??? bleh, he takes the stake out! nasty nasty!!! what if ronnie gets up and runs away??
OH RONNIE *IS* GETTING UP!!!! and his eyes are set on this coroner!!!! he attacks!!!
poor scully and mulder are waiting for skinner… she tries for fix his tie, but he shoos her away!!! so rude!!! there is no gesture more loving than the adjustment of a necktie!!
she asks him to keep reminding skinner that he was drugged, which ALSO pisses mulder off. BUT IS SHE WRONG??? IT WILL GO A LONG WAY!!
THEN WHEN SKINNER COMES IN HE STANDS STRAIGHT UP AND ANNOUNCES “I WAS DRUGGED” <- LMAOOOOOO
(i laughed so hard at this that i accidentally hit the pause button, and i’m looking at mulder's expression and scully watching him, and there are TEARS in my eyes)
skinner sighs deeply…. and says they have to go back to texas!! ronnie’s body is gone, and the coroner was attacked!! his throat was “sort of… gnawed on” LMAO?????
“but… he was dead” “i noticed that” (mulder is doing his slutty hands on hips while thinking pose)
so they’re back out to the yeehaw cemetery. why would a real vampire need fake fangs? well, mulder answers, the fangs of vampires are rarely mentioned in folklore!
“i think maybe you were right before when you said that this is just a guy who’s watched too many dracula movies. he just happens to be a real vampire” <- BAHAHAAAA I SMACKED MY CHEST I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS
scully sighs deeply. average scully reaction.
the sheriff pulls up!!! she turns to him and points at her teeth, indicating that to mulder that his teeth are NORMAL LMAO
GASP... HE LEAVES AND SAYS THE SHERIFF SHOULD STAY WITH HER… THEN HE PUTS HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER AND SAYS “don’t say i never did anything for you” OH MY GOD?
mulder was so jealous before and now he is leaving her with this man... what does this say about him!!!
he’s off to the RV park, and scully is here to share some coffee with this sheriff.
woah, he asks her about vampires….. and she says they’re supposed to be charming and seductive, but who is to say if that is the case? after all, there are many kinds of vampires. wait. why did he say “yup, sure are” I DON’T LIKE THAT!!
HE APOLOGIZES FOR RONNIE AND SAYS HE MAKES US ALL LOOK BAD? “i mean, we pay taxes, we’re good neighbors” OMG LOOK AT HER FACE WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT HE MEANS!?!
NOOO, SHE DRANK THE COFFEE HE GAVE HER, AND NOW SHE’S PASSING OUT!!! DON’T TOUCH HER, CREEPY SHERIFF MAN WITH NOW-GLOWING EYES!!!!!
mulder is at this RV park far away!!! run, run back to her!!!! she is going to be out of blood by the time you return!!!
he goes into the RV from earlier and finds more pizza… and a casket!!! with ronnie inside!!! listening to a walkman!!
he sits on his coffin as he reads ronnie his miranda rights…. but the whole RV park is full of vampires and they are coming to get him!!!
so he handcuffs the coffin shut, grabs some breadsticks, makes a crucifix, trying to repel them…. which is objectively hilarious... but they take him????? TO DO WHAT???
and he’s found the next morning with his feet out the window of a car. AND WHY IS SHE IN THE SHERIFF’S JACKET??
he checks her neck and his own for fang marks, but they don’t seem to have any. they just have no memories at all from the evening before!!! and every single RV is gone!!! and mulder's shoes are untied!!!
skinner is being told that the vampires simply disappeared
“and that’s exactly the way it happened, start to finish?”
(silence) “well, i can neither confirm nor deny agent mulder’s version of events, which occurred outside my presence” “and i can neither confirm nor deny agent scully’s version of events, but, um…” “anyway, i was drugged” (LMAO SCULLLLYY) “that is…. essentially, exactly the way it happened” “essentially”
we fade to black with this. (“except for the part about the buck teeth”, adds mulder)
LMAOOOO??? that was it???
no answer. no convictions. the vampires all just left.
someone else recently pointed out that despite them never figuring out wtf happened on these cases, they somehow have the highest success rate at the FBI, and that is so funny because. by jove. the other FBI members must be terrible at their jobs.
okay, so i could not stop laughing during this episode, and the sheriff plot twist really surprised me. so she never actually *slept* with the vampire, she just had a little crush on him!!! therefore, i must have misinterpreted that comment someone made on my post waaayyy back in s2.
but he *did* drug her, and she woke up in his jacket, which has… implications, especially when we earlier opened with a prison assault joke.
but. okay. maybe i’m just hyper-sensitive to these things and it didn’t intend to be interpreted that way. plus, mulder was drugged too, and also woke up with no memory of what went down. at least there's gender equality in that regard.
ohhh, mulder was jealous!!! they both think of the other as too harsh!!! it’s fascinating to see how they see each other!!! he thinks he’s this suave encyclopedia of vampire knowledge, and she thinks he’s the type of guy that slaps down plane tickets on the desk and says yeehaw!
she thinks she’s overworked and taken advantage of, and he thinks she’s overly negative and hates all of his theories and ideas!!!
oh, the joys and sorrows of being with someone 24/7. and yet. the absolute MINUTE she leaves for vacation. he’s blowing up her phone. bahahahaaaa. couple’s therapy now.
i remember someone pointed out in 3x13 that it was almost like the writers were trying to prove why they would never make a good couple in the way they got along horrifically when mercury was in retrograde or whatnot. i feel like maybe the writers intended for that to happen again this episode, like they were pointing at them and saying "SEE? this is why they can't kiss! they get on each other's nerves!"
joke's on you, i love couples that annoy each other. so jot that down.
oh, it was a good episode. a nice little silly one. which we all deserved after last season, and frankly even after earlier in this season as well.
mulder: let her fix your tie >:(
#after alllll of s4 they said “we need to do a few silly ones” and thank god for that tbh.#these last 3 episodes were such a great run. i am curious to see where we will go next#also curious that this season has fewer episodes! but the movie comes next right? so i guess that makes up for it. maybe.#oh poor scully doing two autopsies in one day. why couldn't it have waited until the next morning? there's no good reason!#but in the end it saved her from being drugged twice. so that was a good thing.#i hope they went and got a nice and non-drugged pizza after this. and it was big so they could share it and get fun toppings.#the end!#juni's x files liveblog#5x12#the x files#txf
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"Do you not know any mythology?" Hephaestion to Ptolemy after Parmenion made a mythology reference he didn't understand.
THAT my friends is the sass that every Hephaestion seems to has and must have. I love it.
(Also overall I do love Hephaestion's relationship with Alexander but I'm waiting to watch all six episodes for a big analysis.)
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Speaking of, theoretically there is a possibility someone who doesn't know PJO book release lore reads the OG series and just. Continues onto the college rec letter books because it says those are books 6, 7 and 8 of the first series, so you should probably read those before HoO and beyond. Imagine the whiplash of reading Percy "FUCK the gods, we demigods ONLY need each other and we will NEVER submit to their standards, if anything THEY should submit to OUR standards" Jackson from TLO and then jumping right into Percy "hewwo gods pwease give me your approval, I know you guys are fair and help your kids out when needed 🥹 I am just a stupid silly guy hehe" Jackson from CotG
#like at least we got to see it happen slowly#the gradual dissolving of the themes of the futility of relying on gods#and while i don't think pjo is quite as revolutionary and system bending as people make it up to be at least it clearly states gods can't#be relied upon. and then hoo barges in and says ''actually relying on gods is the only way to survive xoxo''#pjo liveblog
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Compromise. Im not going to actually WRITE meta but i AM going to lay out a list of things I'm thinking about broadly and thematically and would probably write meta about if i were properly caught up and informed, but is instead influenced much more by early campaign F.C.G:
**edit: no this is kind of meta again. sorry.
- F.C.G grappling with the questions of: being made. purpose. whether it matters if you find your own purpose if you were made with one in mind and you "choose" something else. Can you actually? Does it matter? Is your choice a choice at all?
- Wanting so badly to heal people and help people and the unique fear of waking up and seeing damage done by your own hands. To the same people you wanted so badly to help. You extend healing and you offer comfort or kind words but all the while, in your core is a tightness. In your core is a danger. How much good do you need to do to get the blood off your chassis? Can you, at all?
- Metal body. Metal hands. A little wheel. You were a turtle once and it felt so wondrous to breathe. You try out tongues or little wooden legs or whatnot but it always comes back to an inorganic metal body and empty insides no matter if youre filling them with liquids or secret goods to smuggle or pastries (faux warmth). Maybe everything like wooden legs dangling off a metal body. All for show.
- A coin in hand. Looking for a higher power. Thinking about choice. Deferring choices.
- You love your friends, so much. You love people being kind to each other. You love your boyfriend and their wonderful way of thinking. You love being alive. Even when you doubted you were at all. You love, truly and deeply.
- Ashton raging at F.C.G for being a martyr. For aching for a good enough reason to get himself hurt or killed or blown up. Ashton looking at F.C.G knowing they're all messed up inside and trying so hard to stop them from letting it destroy them.
- Ashton always worried about how they're always trying to find a big enough cause, a good enough reason.
And so with those things, I remembered about F.C.G:
- F.C.G looking at their friends all down. Ashton laid out unmoving.
- F.C.G with something awful in their core. Ready to spill out. The same something awful they were always worried about. They were always aware of.
- F.C.G always looking for that reason. For that bigger and better cause.
- F.C.G always feeling like they didn't understand purpose, like it was so. unattainable- finally, briefly, startlingly- sure. Finally free of doubt. Their friends down and something awful and destructive in their core and one last thing they can do to maybe make things worth it, and the ability to choose it. They were made for something. They chose what to do with it.
- F.C.G finding that reason. F.C.G making that call. F.C.G thinking it was worth it.
- I think because of him, they succeeded. They won. That is certain.
- I think. "Worth it". Is always a subjective thing.
- I think. A self sacrifice is never just one person giving everything up. A self sacrifice, unfortunately- is one person making a choice.
And everyone else caught, in the blast radius.
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr liveblogging#c3e91#fcg#AH SHIT. THIS IS META AGAIN. FUCK#sorry. i. god. look. you all knew what you signed up for when you followed me right. im sorry#look im certain i missed 40 episodes of character dev i just need to word vomit where my brain is at given my context#character meta#spar speaks#fcg meta#i. GUESS. if other people want to take any portion of it and chew through it in a more informed way please be my gues#id love to. know things#ive got a lot of emotions to parse and im also about to make a ton of slightly terrible jokes if im not writing meta leggo#my meta
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there are things worse than dying for example being a gabriel/sabriel fan in 2024
#people deluded me into thinking he was popular. he had like 4 episodes and died. god bless#soapbox#should i make a tag for my spn liveblogging. im almost done with s5
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and if bbh doesn't get punished for nuking spawn/cucurucho's office if he's caught, let's rehearse what we're gonna say. ahem-hem-hem...... SPECIAL GUEST THEORY--
#PLEASE GOD THIS IS THE MOMENT MAKE IT OR BREAK IT BUT I'LL KEEP BELIEVING EITHER WAY#goopert talks qsmp#qsmp#liveblogging#qsmp badboyhalo
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