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CHAT RUBY CRUZ'S INSTAGRAM IS PUBLIC???
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE (and not a drill)
AHHHHHHHH
it's guzzlingplastic1000 incase yall don't know
#ruby cruz#instagram#i feel completed#lesbian#hazel callahan#kit tanthalos#the sex lives of college girls#god is a lobster#bottoms 2023#willow 2022#mare of easttown
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i really need to learn to stop completing actresses filmographies just because they're hot, because i always end up scarred
#this is specifically about#ruby cruz#god is a lobster#but can also include#tessa thompson#sorry to bother you#and#annihilation#Brie larson#tanner hall#a lil bit#Elizabeth olsen#liberal arts#<did not make me feel pleasant
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I believe there is a greater force because that bitch is after me
#superiority complex#god is a lobster#i don't celebrate Christmas#believer by imagine dragons#random#shower thoughts#funnyshit
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this is the best show in the world actually
#one piece#also the way the lobster just says GOD on its forehead#elite#this is a bad photo but i refuse to rewind now
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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the way chris and will talk about real people on this podcast is like that miku binder thomas jefferson thing
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hey!! love your merformers! may i request a tailgate or a cyclonus??
Here you go anons!!! Cyclonus is based off a dunkleosteus bc of the cool skull, and Tailgate is a mantis shrimp bc of his super strength! Turns out mantis shrimp have been around for millions of years!! That worked out bc I liked mantis shrimp for him but wanted to do something prehistoric like I did for Cyclonus!
(merformers requests open!!)
#chrome draws#Very happy with this!! Decided to do an actual background and whatnot :D#transformers#maccadam#mtmte#tailgate#cyclonus#cygate#If anybody wants me to draw Whirl. He shall be a lobster :]#Oh my god I forgot the merformers tag#merformers
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Fugo gets blue lobster’d full collection
bro has a lobster now
en español
#again that’s your own fault for falling in love with a god of life and dubious spirit of the forest#get blue lobstered gayboy!!!#jjba#vento aureo#jojos bizarre adventure#amby draws#my art#jjba fanart#memedrawing#jjba monster au#monster au comic#monster au meme#monster au#pannacotta fugo#trish una#fugio#(implied)#guido mista
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Shrimp lobster caught in a whale fight.
Fanart for @sophtopus for chapter 238 of her story The Golden Quiche.
#the golden quiche#Joke from a discord server we argued he should at least be upgraded to a lobster.#carried around like a disgruntled wet cat#little skeleman caught between two god-like beings’ spat#sans#undertale#lobster#shrimp#fanart#doodle#illustration#art#artists on tumblr#game#undertale au#almost snow graved#digital art#utmv
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But you saved me. [insp.]
#i remembered this mysterious promo still exists (along with the one where they kiss GOD i dont wanna talk about it)#& simply had to expand on my previous lobster poster inspired idea#feeling insane about this btw#the x files#txf#txfedit#msr#mulder x scully#*edits
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Huetobervember day 17
LOBTER PARTY
#huetobervember#art challenge 2023#lobster#papercut art#paper art#pattern#animal art#marine animals#they are holding hands#or antennae i guess who cares#god figuring out this pattern had me scrambling my brain so hard lol#but the urge to keep trying new art techniques ouurghh
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It was only five minutes ago when Star Coral was revealed that we have A SHIT TON of "water" Cookies
Am I forgetting some? Probably. Will I be bothered to add the ones I forgot? No, because I'm tired :')
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#oh dear God I'm gonna have to tag them all-#soda cookie#sea fairy cookie#mocha ray cookie#pond dino cookie#sorbet shark cookie#cream soda cookie#captain ice cookie#lobster cookie#electric eel cookie#abyss monarch cookie#peppermint cookie#squid ink cookie#lotus dragon cookie#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#crimson coral cookie#gold citrine cookie#aquamarine cookie#mystic opal cookie#frilled jellyfish cookie#candy diver cookie#I'm pretty sure if i tag anyone else I'll reach the tag limit so the ice/snow/winter ones don't get a tag
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The various forms of Jay M. Ferin
#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#art#sketch#jrwi jay#im on episode 51 now i think#i've been wanting to draw her lobster form and THEN she dressed like a god damn clown#and so I drew both of those + the dress she wore in the casino/castle to make it three#my actual style came through a lot in the middle drawing
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Seven who are One
#hellboy#anung un rama#ogdru jahad#mike mignola#artofmm#hellboy and the bprd#bprd#mignolaverse#seven gods of chaos#liz sherman#abe sapien#hellboy the crooked man#hellboy 2004#hellboy 2019#right hand of doom#lobster johnson#the storm and the fury
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finally made a list in comic studio of cookie run characters im deeply in love with. in lesbians with. cookie run characters i'd let hit me with a car. how does it feel following someone with such immaculate taste (i am feverish right now.)
nightmare blunt rotation
#am i tagging all of these.... sure. the world needs to understand me#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#cookie run kingdom#pitaya dragon cookie#ananas dragon cookie#lotus dragon cookie#lychee dragon cookie#longan dragon cookie#lobster cookie#timekeeper cookie#scorpion cookie#sour belt cookie#baguette cookie#hydrangea cookie#snake fruit cookie#electric eel cookie#abyss monarch cookie#gim cookie#strawberry cream cookie#tarte tatin cookie#mozzarella cookie#elder faerie cookie#street urchin cookie#mystic flour cookie#<< who im still trying to get in the gacha btw. i am gods weakest saddest soldier
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Ruby Cruz in GOD IS A LOBSTER (2020) — dir. Brian Niles, Grace Gallagher, Joji Baratelli, Chelsea Eisen
#watching this was literally being high#which is the point of ruby's portion#don't do drugs kids!#just kidding#god is a lobster 2020#ruby cruz#lover!#gif#gif edit#*mine
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