#god im sooo sorry for contributing to the further heterosexualization of the incest brothers

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

was talking about the reverse of the usual fem!stan x ford stuff and came to the conclusion that fem!ford, looking like literally the stereotype of a goody two shoes church girl, will further fulfill that stereotype by being a huge freak about her twin brother. but the comedy comes in how, in reverse of how ford would realize his feelings for stan much earlier if stan was a girl, stan would be dense as fucking bricks covered in metal if ford was a girl. all of his feelings for her would get filtered through "overprotectiveness" and the masculine trait of needing to always defend his family— even to his own girlfriends.

it makes for so many funny situations like "stan hears about how guys would talk about ford having an extra finger probably helps jerk them off better and getting so pissed he starts the biggest fight in the parking lot on impulse" to "his girlfriend will complain about ford being clingy once (1) during making out in his car and he immediately stops, drives them home and kicks them out" to "people will start rumors that hes fucking his sister and he gets so extremely offended and mad because how dare they imply he would ever violate his sister like that he would NEVER do that he cant even THINK about doing that(a few wet dreams dont count and no one needs to know that, especially not ford)"

fem!ford loves all of thse proof of stan's over protectiveness tho. shes the one who gets to catch her big strong brother up. shes the one who gets to hear stan say "you were right she was so stuck up and judgy" after hearing about his latest break up. shes the one who gets to latch on stans side when the rumors pick up and fuel them as much as she can so other girls cant even THINK about trying to snatch her brother again

and at the end of the day, just imagining climbing onto stans bed, straddling his lap and starting to kiss stans neck while comforting him that hes such a good brother to her and she loves how over protective he. somehow stan is going to end up with the conclusion that he's the bad, dirty and awful one for thinking his girlfriends dont suck on his jaw or grind against his cock as well as ford does, and fords just totally okay with that