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gemkun · 6 months ago

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anonymous said : dr. veritas ratio, what is the circumference of your breathtaking sculpted pectorals that show in their window of boob?

⸻ ❝ . . . ❞ although the nature of the question itself , prompts a glance to the subject in question , he wills himself against the act — to deter and dampen the nonsensical ask. ❝ i trust you paid attention in my classes. solve it yourself. ❞ what a ridiculous addition to his already saturated schedule.

#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈. ❮ asks ❯ ⸻ ❝#* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 veritas ratio 」#anon why #i forgot about this ask and i came across it again #no he's not calculating the circumference of his pectorals for you #and no you do not need to measure him just use your estimations okay #god i hope those memoirs and documents don't record his measurements that would be insane #some fan probably has it though #also his window is literally pentagon shaped #that's a perimeter you're seeking

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