anarchyparakeet

[anarchyparakeet]

Isn’t it wild that, in 2024, people still feel the need to shout homophobic slurs out their car windows? Like, excuse me—I just want to hold hands with my partner in the Goodwill parking lot. It’s practically the gayest spot in town!

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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71 year old man twirls his hair and giggles incident, dozens dead hundreds more injured

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Can you pretty please wash my hair for me?

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i think a few hickeys would fix me

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It’s been soooo chilly lately… maybe you could come be my blanket?

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— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

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Not to be kinky but… I’m a BIG fan of forehead kisses.

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Shout out to Sappho, imagine being so gay they name the sexuality after you

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If you paint my nails for me, there’s no getting rid of me. You’re stuck. I’m melted.

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Belt loops exist just so I can pull you in for kisses

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Can we put on pretty dresses and dance in the woods like little fairies?

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I need a handsome butch to put me in my place

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I may be bad at flirting but I’m really good at making out

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Dreaming of her gagging on my strap again 🥺

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“What are your hobbies?” - Kissing pretty ladies