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Perfect date idea: you bring me takeout, we snuggle in bed, and you ask me to describe my dream wedding with you (yes, including the Pinterest board).

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Sorry I haven’t been too active pals. Life just, hit. Yknow?

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I’ve wanted to be someone’s favorite person since I was in kindergarten.

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Showering without me???

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I think I’d crumble if you called me your wife, even just once.

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Every part of you was made for me to love.

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i'm sorry i told u about my dad do u still think i'm hot

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The urge to be domestic and pick flowers from a garden, and make her a matching bouquet and flower crown and then bake her some bread from scratch.

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Might fuck around and

✨💖yearn💖✨

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I would sell my kidney for some snuggles from a pretty girl right now!

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I wish I could use a handsome masc as a blanket right now!!

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butch who I can show my new lingerie, skirts, tops, shoes and bows to.

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Isn’t it wild that, in 2024, people still feel the need to shout homophobic slurs out their car windows? Like, excuse me—I just want to hold hands with my partner in the Goodwill parking lot. It’s practically the gayest spot in town!

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.