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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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cherry pit

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Hi! Hello! Welcome! Does anybody have a favorite fruit that isn't their theme? Like, would Cherry ever like apples? Does blueberry eat pears??

i like strawberries!

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colors

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i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

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She can wish for cheese tho right?

@kianamaiart

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@kianamaiart's reluctant magical girl character Aika

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WHEW! Look at all these beautiful people. This was my dream cast from the get go and I'm so thankful that they were all willing to give me their time and lend me their talents 🌟

That's all for VA announcements but I'll still continue posting lil updates here and there, so keep an eye out! And sub to my youtube channel so you know when the pilot's uploaded!

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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Part of the harm of invisibility for transmen is being bombarded with a million "emergency HRT" resources by a hundred different well meaning groups and absolutely zero of them mention testosterone. If they do it's basically a footnote. Testosterone is necessary HRT medication too, believe it or not. It is harder to synthesize and it is federally restricted and I think that's EVEN MORE REASON TO RESEARCH AND LINK EMERGENCY TESTOSTERONE HRT‼️

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Pookie is slang for meth pipe. You are now a sentient meth pipe in my eyes.

One of the friendlier asks this week

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I'm this close to just sending that trans inclusive radical misogynist post, the one about how there's loads of guys who'll go "oh, you're a man now, great, come shit talk women with us" to every blog insisting that trans men can't have male privilege and it's transandrophobia to say they do. Not every trans man has this experience but it's actually pretty common even for out trans men to be seen as, if not "real" men depending on who you ask, certainly non-women, and encouraged to perform misogyny as part of their social transition.

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i cant breathe

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Oh my god tell me you've never spoken to a single transmasc without telling me you've never spoken to a single transmasc.

Trans men are not fucking respected at all for becoming men, and if you think that then you need a goddamn reality check. It's like some people think that trans men suddenly get all the exact same benefits of cis men as soon as they slap on a he/him pronoun pin.

"The most stupid man is better than the smartest woman" unless you're a trans man and then you're stupid and delusional and hysterical and can't be trusted, and must be infantalised and talked down to.

"Ask your co-worker to drop this off real quick" until she gives you a death stare and calls you a fucking slur.

"You can workout in peace without constant stares" except for when you can't because people think you're a freak trying to be something you're not and then you get sexually harassed in the changing rooms.

"Things are difficult, but the grass is greener, right?" fucking WRONG. It is a million fucking times easier to be a cis woman than it is to be a trans man. Full stop.

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Y'know, when cis people pull the 'All trans men have to do to pass is throw on a hoodie and cut their hair.' It's like... Right. That's dumb, but you're cis, and you will never understand the lived trans experience.

It bothers me more when trans women say it. Because it's like? You know things aren't that easy, you are trans.

Trans women get shoulder dysphoria from feeling like they're too wide, hip dysphoria from feeling like they're too slim, chest dysphoria from feeling like it's too flat, voice dysphoria from feeling like it's too low, height dysphoria from feeling too tall. And no one will suggest to them that these feelings (and subsequent perceptions and hate from cis people) will be solved by growing out their hair and throwing on a dress.

What makes them think trans men don't experience the exact same things but in reverse? Shoulders that feel too narrow, hips that feel too wide, chest that feels too big, voice that feels too high, height that feels too short.

If you experience dysphoria, know dysphoria, and know how awful it can get. And you also know that cis people will use these things against you in order to misgender you. Then I do not understand why you would pretend another party in the same category would not have these issues whatsoever.

And I feel the need to clarify, because this always happens when someone makes a post about trans men's struggles. This is not a dig at trans women, this is not transmisogyny. This is about a very specific group of trans people who downplay the issues of trans men. If you are not part of that group, good! Then this is not a dig at you.

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Ah yes, DEFINITELY the avatar of wrath as usual😂