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Piece of Jake
Logan has hated his body his entire life. Obese, gay, and a shut in have been a terrible combination for him. He decides becoming his sexy roommate Jake may be just what he needs to build up his confidence.
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I’ve had a crush on Jake for… well forever I guess. I guess that’s one of the perks of being a part of the same class every year since kindergarten; you get to see the cute boys become cute men. Then there was the downside of that, that anybody who bullied you from kindergarten will decide to do it until you graduate. They’ll do it for anything too; being gay, being fat, your race, your wealth. I was lucky enough to get 3 out of the 4 for about 12 years now. However, I’m ready for that to change.
See I was blessed with a fantastic combination of having a slow metabolism, and an anxiety which I decided to soothe with eating. The result has left me to be a 19 year old with a BMI of 42. And yeah, BMI is bullshit if you’re stacked with muscle, but I had the rolls and pudge to prove there was some truth to it. Combine this with the fact that I was more queer than a midnight premier of Rocky Horror, and I came out to be not the most popular guy in school. I thought that would all change once I went to college, but freshman year was hell. I essentially spent the entire time in my dorm room, locked up in the dark and playing video games. But, I guess it wasn’t all that bad.
See, back to Jake. Jake kept his status quo of being one of the top dogs from the ages of 5 to 18. Baseball star, debate captain, and voted “most likely to succeed” by our peers. Top all of that off that he was on of the few people who actually wasn’t a total ass to me, and you can see why I was head over heels for him. He was straight of course, and even if there was a touch of bisexuality in him, he would never be interested in me. Now color me surprised when I found out that not only were we going to the same college, but we got randomly assigned to be roommates in the dorms! I was astounded, it was like there really was an astral force looking out for me.
So for almost the entirety of our freshman year, we chit chatted here and there, but Jake was almost never home. Instead, he was working to get himself into one of the fraternities and move into the house. While I was sad to not have as much time to admire Jake as I would like, that did give me the opportunity to go through his stuff. Mostly his closet. Jake wore the usual clothes you’d expect, hoodies, jerseys, wrangler jeans and the like. However, being that he was on the baseball team at the college, I found his stash of jockstraps he wore for practice. And good god, thank goodness laundry day was only once a week. The other 6 days I had a full time supply of used jocks to sniff and fantasize with.
I even tried to put one of them on in a hormone-fueled rage, but my thighs were probably the same mass as his entire body, and I couldn’t get the damn thing on. The longer I admired Jake and saw him for who he was, the more my love for him grew. With that, so did my jealousy. Jake was everything I wanted. He was fit, cool, and could get any guy he wanted if he even batted an eye at them. My time alone did prove to give me an opportunity to do some research however.
See, I’ve tried for a long, long, long time to get fit on my own. Watching my diet, exercise, starving myself. But, nothing would work. That’s when I started to look for more, creative solutions. I came across a blog hidden deep on the web which talked about taking another person’s form. Most of these seemed bogus, but I had to try. I found one eventually from a user, “Magic_Mann_720” who shared a potion, once which he claimed could turn anybody into a bodysuit. I was about to just toss it aside, but after looking at my desk and seeing the empty bag of McDonald’s staring back at me, I said fuck it.
In all honesty, brewing a magic potion was easier than I assumed it would be, and after just a few short weeks of waiting for unusual supplies to arrive in the mail, I had a vial of the stuff at my whim. Now, who could I possibly give this to? No, not Jake. But also, maybe? Would that make me the worst person imaginable if I slipped this to him? He was one of the few good people I had come across, I couldn’t betray him like that. However, I saw one glimpse of his jock hanging from his hamper, and doubts crossed my mind. It was staring back at me, taunting me with how tight it fucking was. I had to wear it, and I only knew of one body it would perfectly fit.
He was like clockwork, especially early in the morning when he made his preworkout and went off to the gym at 6 in the morning. I set my alarm for 5:50, just early enough to slip the potion into his drink before he woke up and set off. It was of course impossible to wake up so early in the morning, but somehow I managed to silence my alarm without waking Jake.
I fumbled around in the dark and found his shake he made the night before. I had slept with the vial under my pillow, though I could barely sleep from the anticipation of my task today. Being careful to not wake him, I unscrewed the lid, dumped the contents of the vial into the jar, and shook it up. I had just laid back in my bed when his alarm woke him up. I kept my eyes closed, hoping to trick him into thinking I was asleep. I heard him stumble around the room, getting his bearings, getting dressed. I couldn’t resist popping one eye open to see his lithe frame as he found a tank and basketball shorts.
He was already wearing boxers, but if my plan went accordingly, he never would wear such loose fitting underwear again. I heard him grab his shake, and my heart began to race. The pop of the lid went off, and I strained my ears to listen to him drain the contents quickly and quietly. The lid closed and just as I heard the doorknob turn, there was the sound of heavy stomps. I opened my eyes a bit wider to see Jake stumbling around, trying to get his bearings.
“Hey… Logan?” Jake said weakly. I pretended to wake up and rose from bed, seeing him lean against his desk.
“Jake? You okay?” I asked him. He turned his head to me, panting.
“I d-don’t feel good man,” he said between breaths. “Get.. get help. Help.. me..” He slumped to the ground, and while I anticipated a loud thud as his jock body slammed to the ground, it was a soft thump, like that of clothes tossed to the ground. For a moment, I hesitated to creep any closer, afraid of what I would find. I mustered up the courage to turn on the bedside lamp and found a near horrifying site by the door.
There on the ground was Jake, but he was flat as a pancake. He arms and legs stretched out, head deflated, and the clothes he was wearing were atop of him in a pile. I tiptoed to the body, already feeling regret in what I had done. Fuck why did I do this to him? Was I really so driven by my own lust I essentially just killed a good guy?
My own footsteps were much heavier than Jakes, making the floorboards creek. I kicked at the body, the skin feeling as alive as ever, but made no movement of its own. I got on my knees, and with the tips of my fingers, grabbed Jake’s hair and pulled his head up. I was met with Jake’s face, his eyes now hollow sockets and mouth agape. I dropped the skin and scuttled back in fear. Fuck fuck fuck, it’s so god damn creepy! I took a few deep breaths and crawled on my hands and knees to the body once more.
I tried to be more confident this time, grabbing him by his shoulders, and pulling him up as I struggled to stand. Jake was of similar height to me, so once I was fulling standing, I leaned the face to my mine, the tips of his toes still slumped on the floor. You know, it’s less creepy now. Jake was always a cutie, and even as a husk of himself he was irresistible. It was too late now, and while I felt bad about what I had done, I did it with a purpose. The issue now was, how the hell did I fit inside? Speaking of, would I fit at all?
I pulled at his cheek and found it to be rather elastic. My curiosity piqued, and I pulled at the corners of his mouth, which stretched at least a foot wide when I put some effort in. That gave me an idea. I quickly took off my shirt and briefs, catching my reflection in the standing mirror as I did so. God damn it, I was so fucking fat. My stomach hung out in front of me, almost covering my pathetic cock. Ass was as wide as trailer, neck rolls which made it seem like my head sat straight on my shoulders. Tits bigger than most girls I went to school with. This was my last chance to do something about it.
I sat on my bed, laying Jake down in front of me like a pair of pants. Stepping one foot into Jake’s mouth, I stretched it further and further until my thick calves were encompassed by his lips. Grabbing at his chest, I pulled him further up my leg, already running out of breath as I did so. This was a workout on its own. I remember watching videos of guys slipping into wetsuits when I was a teenager, it was a slight fetish of mine. I loved seeing the neoprene cling to their slim figures. Those guys would go inch by inch yanking the suit further up them, so I went ahead and mirrored the practice.
I found doing so actually made the process easier. Soon enough, my foot aligned with Jake’s. I shimmied his calves to match mine, but it was so incredibly tight. It was like my leg was vacuum sealed inside of him, crushing the fat around my leg down to match his. I began to pant, scared I was cutting off all circulation. I was so scared to look down and see something horrific, but shot a glance and was amazed by what I saw. There, my right leg was pristine. It was a mirror image of Jake’s which I had stared at so often when he wore shorts. I wiggled my toes, and Jake’s did the same motion.
Kicking my leg around, the pain began to subside, and I could see up to my knee, it was like I had worked out my entire life. I could feel the beaming smile creep across my face as I stretched Jake’s mouth open wide again to shove my other foot inside. Now that I had some practice, my left leg was far easier to work with and soon enough, I had two sets of legs which were built from years of baseball practices and running. My thighs proved to be another issue entirely, practically twice the twice of my calves.
I stood up from the bed, almost falling over from my balance being so off. Grabbing at Jake’s stomach, I jumped up and down a few times, his skin stretching and sliding over me with his lurch. My I stuck my hand down the inside of Jake’s mouth, the feeling of my now erect cock sliding against the inside of Jake. Although I wasn’t generously endowed, it still hurt to have it crushed inside of him. I found Jake’s cock, and while deflated, certainly overshadowed mine in length and girth. With one hand on the outside, and the other inside, I guided mine into his like a sheath.
It was the most orgasmic feeling I had ever experienced. Jake’s cock went from looking like a flattened worm, to coming to full erection. He was at least seven inches long, and despite mine being half the size, somehow felt like it was filled entirely. It was beet red from anticipation, and while I wanted to cum right here and now, I had to finish what I started. I turned to the mirror once more, and was shocked by what I saw. From the waist up, I was still fat fuck Logan, but from the lower half, I was built like a god damn star. My new cock swung side to side, stiff as a board, and my ass, while squeezed in like a sausage, now was as perky as if I squatted 300 lbs. I turned and slapped Jake’s ass, watching as the taut skin slapped me back. All hints of cellulite gone.
Finally was the part I was most afraid of, my stomach. It hung over the edge of Jake’s body, the flap of my stomach going over Jake’s lips. I sucked it in, which did practically nothing. Taking one of my arms, I pushed it as far in as I could, and used my other hand to pull the lips of Jake’s mouth up. I groaned in pain, feeling like a rubber band was squishing me in and threatening to cut me in half. Somehow though, his head moved up and moved. It was by inches and incredibly painful. Once I reached my belly button, I found a system to make it easier. Moving him up further and further, I finally reached my chest before I had to fall onto the bed.
I was breathing heavier than ever, and drenched in sweat from what was left of my original body. I felt Jake’s, and he was as dry as ever, as he would never be worn out from such a task. I counted down from ten and hoisted myself up, catching my sight in the mirror. My moobs hung over Jake’s torso, but it was like I was wearing a skin corset. I rubbed my had over my new stomach, feeling how flat it was. In fact, I would even see the beginnings of a six pack bulging out. It was surreal, I don’t think I’ve been this thing since… ever. I took a deep breath and worked to shove each of my tits down Jake’s mouth.
Each of them was a chore on their own, but eventually, all that was left were my arms and head. I don’t know how that would work, but if I made it this far, it was certainly possible. It would be tough as I would lose an arm at a time trying to slide them in. Taking my right one first, I wriggled my fingers inside, pushing them down Jake’s like a skin tight glove. With each inch my fingers slid in, it was easier and easier as I gained Jake’s strength. Eventually, the fingers found their way into his. I pulled at his bicep, as stretchy as the rest of him, and snapped it into place, enclosing my arm.
I rushed to do the same with my left and with my newfound strength, found this section to be the easiest. I was almost done. Jake’s lips were around my neck, and I had to use his fingers to make sure he didn’t choke me. I glanced at the mirror, and found Jake with my head. I turned my body around, admiring his form. I had taken several sneaky glances at him as he changed, but to have full autonomy, to see his tattoo on his thigh, the way his veins popped in his hands, the curvature of his muscles, it was like I was being treated to a feast.
“Goodbye Logan,” I told myself. I don’t know if I would come back from this. Or, if I would even want to. I took a deep breath and shimmied his head up my own. The same tight sensation took over my entire headspace and it was like a migraine hit me. Using my hands, I smushed my face around, placing my nose into his, eyes, lips. I fluttered my eyelids and had to refocus my vision. Going to the mirror was a picture perfect reflection of Jake.
“Holy shit,” I said. Oh fuck, that was still my voice. I guess that wouldn’t have changed. I don’t know how I could pull off Jake’s voice, but I would have to practice it. I looked at the corner of my mouth, seeing my original lips peak through Jake’s. I took a finger, stretching and pulling it into place.
There, I was Jake. Fuck I was Jake! I laughed and rubbed my arms across my body, watching as Jake did it in the mirror.
I spent a good ten minutes trying different poses and watching as Jake bent to my will. Sniffing his pits, making funny faces, bending over and showing off my new hole to myself. That last one sent me over the edge and I knew I had to blow off the steam which had built up. I sat on the bed and hoisted my legs up, cradling the back of my knees in my hands. I could never have even thought about attempting that in my old body, but as Jake, I felt so lithe. My smile was beaming in between my legs as I puckered my hole. I had to see what this looked like. I wanted to see Jake be pathetic now. I twisted my face to match that of so many porn actors I had watched alone in this room.
“Ohhhh… oh fuck me daddy,” I said, begging, watching Jake’s eyes as they wished desperately for a fat cock to fill him up. I split into my hand and began to pump my new cock, already slick and slimy from precum. I stuck a finger in my mouth and wet it before sliding it over my hole and slicking it up. I had plenty of experience playing with my old hole, but I always struggled to get my arm in a position to really get deep in. Jake didn’t have that problem though. I started to finger fuck myself, watching as Jake became his own bitch.
“Oh fuck daddy, fuck me. Fuck me!” I yelled, the point of climax racing through my cock before I could even react. Laces of cum shot out and started to drench my body, reaching even to my face and getting into my hair. I pulled my finger out of my hole, let go of my cock, and felt it rest against my thigh. There in the reflection was Jake, covered in his own cum and looking like a bitch.
I giggled, knowing I should feel far more guilty about what I had done, but too high on my own bliss to care. After bathing in my glory, I decided to clean Jake up and explore his body some more. I grabbed one of his towels and left the room, still naked. Walking down the dorm hall to the bathroom, it was still dead silent. Logan would have been petrified at the idea of being caught naked by somebody, but Jake? Well Jake now hoped somebody would see him and be jealous.
Getting into the bathroom, I passed by Brad, another guy on our floor, who had a towel wrapped around his waist, still glistening from his shower.
“Jake, the fuck?” He asked. I couldn’t pull off Jake’s voice yet, but I gave him a pat on the shoulder and winked at him as I pushed past. For a second I caught a glimpse of him checking out my body before he shook his head and rushed out to his room. I went to one of the mirrors in the bathroom and knelt over, posing and kissing at myself. Jake was going to become a lot more playful it seemed.
I took my time in the shower, feeling every crevice of Jake’s body and feeling myself up. And of course, stretching out his hole some more to work him up to taking a real dick. Maybe by one of his new frat brothers I need to meet. Once I got back to our room, I knew there was only one thing left on my to do list of the morning. I went to Jake’s hamper and pulled out the jock which was mocking me just hours before. I sniffed at, Jake’s pheromones becoming mine.
I slipped both legs down and had no trouble at all this time adjusting my bulge and feeling the elastic hug my jock thighs. I snapped one of the bands, feeling a sheer run my spine as I did so. Slipping one of his black shirts on, I went for Jake’s phone, which thankfully could be opened with just his face. I snapped a few pictures for myself to look at whenever I pleased. Now, how about we download Grindr to it and see what this new body can pull?
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smiling friends headcanons!! :D
i have smiling friends brainrot
allan:
•wine is his de-stresser. after a long shift he likes to go home and sip on a glass of wine while watching shit TV like some kind of cool guy
•doesn't smoke cigarettes often but will bum one off of charlie sometimes during their breaks
•bites people he loves :)
•perhaps his dr. monsters appointment with dr. monster was an appointment to assess him for OCD
•very very particular about the way he likes things and hates unexpected change in his routine
•also a math god he's like a walking calculator
•always helping other people reach things that they cant
•he has to be like 6’3 or something probably
•autism be damned my boy can work a grill (he can cook really well)
•in fact hes often the one cooking meals for the other smiling friends
•he also lovessss to garden its one of his favorite hobbies
•he grows his own vegetables to cook with and flowers to decorate his home :)
•i feel like this man would get down to some queen or duran duran
•he’ll listen to pretty much anything but i feel like he would gravitate towards 80s classics
•used to own a car that he loved but it broke down and he never bought another one
•went to school for engineering and started volunteering at smiling friends after graduating as kind of a placeholder job, but loved it so much it became his full time job
•cheese is his safe food
•had to wear glasses when he was younger but felt like they deterred the ladies so he switched to wearing contacts
•probably drinks black coffee like a fucking freak
•either that or he adds oat milk
•hes pretty anxious and freaks out a lot and will also snap if he has sensory overload
•wears noise canceling headphones a lot cause too much noise drives him insane
•HATES fabric touching his skin but will still wear a tie cause “it’s classy” and will wear clothes if hes out in public
•once took a trip to france and almost didnt come back cuz it was like cheese heaven
•goes clubbing during some of his nights off and is a karaoke GOD
•also goated at chess and gets heated during a game of scrabble
charlie:
•definitely sneaks a cart into work every day
•if allan didn’t cook this dude would go into debt from ordering takeout every day
•was raised mostly by his uncle cause his parents werent always around, and they're more like really good friends now that hes older
•grew up poor and had a pretty hard childhood overall but he doesn't dwell on it too much
•relieves his stress and frustration by terrorizing people in fortnite lobbies
•the smiling friends hq is air conditioned 24/7 per his request, he's heat sensitive and sweats EXCESSIVELY
•uses axe body spray to mask the stench
•his living conditions are depressing to look at, the only furniture in his apartment is a mattress and an old camping chair he borrowed from his uncle years ago
•also probably owns a shelf dedicated to lego builds
•he spends like 90% of his time in his bed if not working
•his morning routine consists of waking up disoriented asf, throwing on some clothes laying on the floor, forgetting to brush his teeth and walking out the door
•was exposed to shock sites wayyy too young
•acted out and got in trouble a lot in his adolescence but now just likes to keep to himself for the most part
•believe it or not he was baptized as a baby
•started caring about life a little more ever since experiencing hell
•feel like he likes music his uncle showed him as a kid, maybe judas priest and whitesnake type shit
•doesn’t even have to say anything when he goes to salty’s cause hes a regular and they know his exact order
•thats a bisexual man if ive ever seen one
•the hat hides his receding hairline lul
•has a fat ass surgical scar on his nose from when james ripped it off
•wears the same beat up white adidas shoes and got in highschool
•owns one of those “dubstep, weed and jacking off” shirts
•hes an only child but pim is like a brother to him
•had a family dog growing up and is a dog person overall
pim:
•begs to play roblox when anyone else is playing video games in the office
•curls up into a ball when he sleeps
•also will freak out without a night light
•his room is definitely littered with stuffed animals
•grew up watching mlp (g1) and probably still owns some pony figures
•and says “hello everypony!!” when entering a room
•played a LOT of browser and flash games as a youngster like club penguin and moviestar planet
•genuinely finds beauty in everything i wish i was on his level of joy and whimsey
•would totally listen to vocaloid and would totally go on a super long tangent about how its so cool and holograms are so cool
•also has a collection of light sticks and miku plushies and definitely kisses his miku poster goodnight
•i feel like he ate paint chips as a child
•craves social interaction cuz his parents had a rocky marriage and were neglectful and his sister treated him like shit when they were kids
•his sister would tug on his nerve ending when she got annoyed
•having a rough upbringing and dysfunctional family is what pushed him to start working for smiling friends, hes genuinely passionate about making people smile and just wants to help people who are in bad situations like he was
•prone to panic attacks :(
•sings little songs to calm himself down
•flails his arms or jumps around when hes excited
•still uses pool floaties when swimming lmao
•also still loves to dress up and play pretend as an adult
•mmmmm loves sweets what is a nutritious meal?????
•wore glasses growing up but just kind of stopped for some reason probably cuz his eyes are fucking massive
glep:
•chronic cyberbully-er
•tells people to kts in his gibberish language when they annoy him
•has most likely caused several wars across the globe
•puts whatever he wants on the tv and then hides the remote and watches everyone fight over who took it
•small but lets out the most diabolical burps imaginable
•is fluent in every single language on earth and probably space too
•absolutely brainrotted from that ipad he wont stop watching skibidi toilet
•unties peoples shoes when theyre not paying attention
•little guy has never known sobriety in his life
•has so many random ass pictures and videos saved on his tablet
•hes like a little vlogger
•if someone says or does something he doesnt like he’ll probably hire a hitman on them
•definitely has access to the deep web
•hates gardening but will help allan out with it once in a while for something in return (like a grilled cheese or some weed or something)
•also will sit next to allan while hes cooking so he can eat all the scraps
#i love queer ppl#smiling friends#frowning friends#charlie dompler#pim pimling#allan red#alan red#glep simpson#glep smiling friends#headcanons#smiling friends headcanons#smiling friends hcs#smiling friends fanfic#smiling friends x reader#charpim
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Party Body swap weight gain
Kevin had always felt somewhat out of place in university. He was one of the only foreigners in his class, and was a pretty short guy so he often found it difficult to make friends with other people. He thought attending a party in the next-door dorm would be a good way to hopefully come out of his shell and befriend a few people so he put on some of his nicer clothes and went along with a few classmates.
The party itself wasn't particularly wild, but one guy specifically stood out among all the college students. He was a pretty hefty fellow, and Kevin recognized him as Brian- the guy who'd repeatedly failed to graduate and had pretty much made the college his home. It seemed his family was quite rich and the guy was pretty spoiled, so he never got any punishment for his continued failures. Worst of all, Brian was extremely loud and obnoxious which made him even more unpopular than Kevin.
Seeing as how the people at the party were all tired of Brian's annoying behavior, Kevin thought this might be an opportunity to finally make himself known to the student body and so, he walked up to the fat guy and spoke,
"Hey Fatty, why don't you go to a Wendy's or something. There's no more food left for you here."
"What'd you say to me, little guy?" Brian roared
"I said, waddle your fat ass out of here and stop ruining the night for everyone else, fatso!"
Brian muttered something under his nreath and stormed off, and as the crowd was cheering him on- Kevin, in a moment of boldness, followed after the guy he'd insulted.
Stepping out into the hallway, Kevin smugly walked towards Brian who seemed to have entered his own room. Shamelessly following after the man, Kevin was just about to insult Brian's weight again when a bright flash of light practically blinded him and he found himself losing his balance, and soon drifting off as he fell to the floor.
Coming to, Kevin groaned as he tried to push himself up- but found it was much harder to do so than usual. Rubbing his eyes, the young man finally managed to push himself up into a sitting position only to be met by a horrifying sight. There stood, his body- smirking at him. This wasn't a mirror's reflection... no that was Kevin standing right there at himself... or, more so- staring at whatever Kevin had now turned into
"You know, dude. I was gonna have you have your moment but you just had to follow after me, didn't you?"
"What... what the hell did you do?"
"I took your god damn body and out you in mine. So, who's the fatty now, shithead?"
Kevin took a moment to look down at his body, and immediately a scream followed his realization that he was now Brian, the fat failure! Pushing himself up, Kevin felt his disgusting body and turned to his old boy
"TURN ME BACK RIGHT NOW!"
"Turn you back? Fat chance.. hahah, get it, fat!"
"You're never getting this cute ass asian body back, enjoy your life as a 28 year old fatass!"
With that the new Kevin walked away, leaving behind a crying mess, which was the new Brian. To any observer, it just seemed like Kevin had put Brian in his place and made him cry like the man-child he was, but in reality- Brian had taken everything Kevin had and left him in a ridiculous body, which was 10 years older.
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It had been 5 years since the swap now and Kevin had had a pretty hard time adapting to his new body. Despite his multiple attempts to get his body back, Brian had ridiculed Kevin publicly and left him even more hated, while Bruan grew more and more popular.
At the very least, Kevin was much better at his classes than Brian ever was, so he had actually managed to graduate and even lose a few pounds of weight in his time in Brian's body. He was about to move out of the dorms, and was just getting more comfortable with himself when he saw his old body... in a ruined state.
His beautiful hair had been shaved off on the sides and was shorter than he'd ever let it be, and his gorgeous fit body was now even fatter than the body Brian had left him in. And on hisface was the nastiest smirk Kevin had ever seen.
"Hey man. Heard you graduated in my body... I was thinking, you learned your lesson sooo"
"No, NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DA-"
That was all Kevin could say when he saw the flash again. In a few hours, he awoke in his old body, fat, sweaty and with a terrible haircut. 5 years of his life seamlessly taken away from him while he lost his only chance at studying at the university of his dreams...
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rock with you - j.yh
pairings: dom!yunho x switch!fem reader
chapters: 1/2
synopsis: yunho’s a rockstar and doesn’t care about anyone but himself, at all. he loves the attention he recieves, but the only attention that really matters to him is from the girl who can’t seem to stand him at all. well, thats what she tells herself anyway.
warnings/tags: yunho’s kind of a dick, but not really, size kink, dumbification, choking, man handling, biting/marking, praise. hes quite a mean n rough dom, fingering, cheating implied (not by yunho), pet names, drinking. no actual sex in this part
word count: 3.7k
authors note: hi! this is my first ever suggestive fic, i originally was only going to do one part but im going to do two now, if this chapter does well :] i hope you all like it, im new at writing these things!
it was a Sunday night, 9:54 pm to be exact. The bar wasn’t crazy busy considering most people had work the next day and normal individuals wouldn’t spend their free night before work drinking their sorrows away in a lousy run down bar. Not that it phased you in the slightest, you brushed off the judgmental stares and glares from the bartender since you were probably on your 20th shot and you had the tiniest little body. Who the fuck is fitting in that much alcohol without getting drunk? Well, you were pretty tipsy and your eyes were slowly giving out, as well as your entire body, about to hit your head against the wooden bar counter before a hand slips in and stops you from getting a concussion.
You don’t give it much thought, perhaps it was just the bartender, or some random stranger who was afraid you’d die or something from slamming your head down. But it wasn’t. Oh how you wished you were dreaming, and that your mind was playing a little trick on you from all the emotions and all the god damn alcohol that was running through your veins. Then the voice spoke. It felt like nails on a chalkboard, you hated it. “Y/N.” You could hear how smug the voice was, you could hear the smirk on their lips. Fuck.
“Go to hell Yunho.” Your words being just a big fat mumble, moving his hand away and allowing your head to rest against the hard wood counter. Yunho, Jeong Yunho. Many people adored the man, which you never understood why. He was a dick with a terrible attitude and didn’t give a shit about anyone but himself, the nerve of him even coming near you made you wanna snap. Though, you had no energy to do that. You could still feel him next to you, his perfume was strong, and you’d only ever recognised that scent on him, no one else.
“Are you ever gonna stop being a little bitch Y/N? I just saved you from getting a concussion. You should be thanking me.” A scoff left his mouth. It was true though, Yunho didn’t care about anyone else but himself, he adored the attention from others, women. It was all he got, he was a rockstar afterall, who wouldn’t love the attention? Afterall, thousands of women screaming his name as his fingers played away at his guitar, what a life to live. However, as much as he adored all those women, one woman in particular was all he truly desired, to hear her scream his name, only for him to hear, for her to be a mess on his cock, a mixture of his and her cum dripping from her bare cunt. That woman was Y/N, and she couldn’t stand the sight of him.
“I didn’t ask you to, now go away. I don’t need you ro add to my problems right now.” You managed to lift your head and turn to face the dark haired man sitting beside you. It bothered you that he was attractive and that perhaps in another life you’d given him a chance, and maybe if he didn’t have a stick up his own ass and acted like the world revolved around him.
“Problems? Like what? Your only problem is you being an annoying little dog.” Okay, to an extent Yunho could see why you didn’t like him at all, considering all he did was rip into you and just make matters worse rather than at least try and be there for you. All your hatred and dislike for Yunho began just as he started to gain attention, because from the slightest attention his ego grew massive and it bothered you. The two of you had a little history, meeting one another through acquaintances and he was actually really cute, and you were attracted to him in more than one way. That was no longer the case. Now five years have passed and his attitude and ego was unbearable.
“Do you ever fucking shut up? Fuck off, Yunho. Seriously.”
“No.”
“Why’s that?”
“I don’t want to.”
All you could do was give him the biggest eye roll, you barely had any energy left to argue with this idiot in front of you, whining at how frustrated you were with him. “My boyfriend— ex, boyfriend. Cheated on me, so I beg you to leave me alone and let me drink in peace.” You had no intention on telling him that, but you prayed that he’d leave you alone and go home or fuck a girl or do whatever it is that he did. Instead he remained right there, pulling something out of his pocket. A ticket, a ticket to his upcoming show. He was absolutely unbelievable.
“You’re kidding me, right? Do you just carry those with you everywhere? I'm not going, I don’t like your music.” Which was a lie. You listened to his songs whilst getting ready, in the car, when laying in bed.
“Just come will you? And fuck your ex, hes a fucking idiot to let someone like you go, the prettiest woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on.” Yunho meant his words, and he definitely wanted you to attend his show, simply because you’ve never been to one before, and he desperately wanted to show himself off to you in another light. He had to hide the little smile which appeared on his face when you mentioned your ex cheated, he was out of the picture now which meant Yunho had a chance to win you over, and he was determined to.
You’d be lying to yourself if you said your heart didn’t flutter a little when Yunho complimented you. It didn’t mean anything to you, well, you thought it didn’t. You chewed your bottom lip as you snatched the ticket and shoved it in your purse, perhaps it would be good to go, what else were you doing? Moping around that you got cheated on? Ridiculous.
“Whatever.. I’m going now.” Oh but getting up by yourself was a terrible idea, you slid off the barstool and stumbled as soon as you hit the ground, squinting as if it were to make a difference to your vision, but it didn’t. Suddenly you feel some long arms wrap around you tightly to hold you in place, you knew exactly who it belonged to as two large hands gripped the side of your arms. You were in no position to argue or say no, since you were pretty sure you’d black out soon enough, which you did.
The next thing you knew, it was the next morning, your head was ringing and you were in bed, at home.
Huh.
A week had passed since your drunken incident, you barely remembered it and still couldn’t put your finger on how you ended up at home in bed, surrounded by your pastel walls. Well, no point dwelling on it now. You were currently sitting upon your white little wooden vanity, gripping onto a curling iron and letting your hair fall as you let go. It was the day of Yunho’s show and you decided to go, why? Who knows. You didn’t even remember how you got around to getting the ticket, and why it happened to be in your purse. it was such a blur to you. A white lace dress with little pink bows at the shoulders was upon your body, the same dress you wore the night you two met for the first time. It wasn’t intentional, not by any means and that memory had slipped your mind. You thought it looked rejected sitting in the back of your closet, so why not wear it? You’d never wear anything to purposefully grab his attention anyway.
“Shit.” It was 5:30, which meant you were running a little later than originally planned— why does it matter though? He probably won’t even notice that you're there.
Dashing around your apartment you grabbed your ink coloured clutch bag which contained the ticket and a few other essentials of yours before grabbing your keys and checking yourself in the mirror by your door before going out to your car. Your phone automatically connected to the bluetooth system in your car and at that moment your phone began to ring, it was Wooyoung. The two of you had been friends since you were in diapers, literally. It was because of Wooyoung, that you met Yunho, unfortunately. What an idiot.Foot on the gas pedal and you were off, pressing the answer button upon the steering wheel.
“Hey Woo, I'm driving right now. What's up?”
“Where are you going? I wanna go out for food, meet me?”
“Ah.. about that, I’m actually going to Yunho’s show..” You’d wondered if he even heard you, because it went silent and you spoke quietly when saying that sentence. But he did hear you, loud and clear.
“YUNHO? I thought you hated him! Why are you going?! Tell me!” The male's voice was extremely loud, almost bursting your eardrums. You hated cutting him off— not true. But right now you didn’t have time to explain, you were practically speeding your way to the venue.
“I’ll tell you later, okay? I promise you. I gotta go.” Just like that, the line disconnected with the click of a button.
Arriving at the venue, you were faced with the largest queue you'd seen by far, sprawling out into the parking lot. The sight was a complete eyesore, however you were certain Yunho absolutely loved the sight.
Lucky for you, Yunho was kind enough to give you priority access tickets, so you could skip the queue. A good thing of course, being around all those fan girl’s would possibly lead you to have an aneurysm. And thankfully, they were seated tickets as you hated standing up and being surrounded by sweaty people, especially sweaty teenage girls and possibly grown women who’d just be screaming for Yunho. Your seat happened to be a balcony seat, and you were the only one there.
Yunho knew what he was doing, he would be able to see you perfectly from there, that's if you actually decided to come. He was nervous, so nervous in fact to go on stage and then be faced with the disappointment of you not being there. The man was infatuated by you and sometimes he really hated it, why you? Why did it have to be you? Either way, time was ticking and it was time to head to the stage. Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale. Ever since he took you home last week, you were the only thing in his mind, day and night you flooded his brain, thoughts of you being fucked, the thoughts of you simply belonging to him. It was driving him insane.
The lights dimmed within the venue, and colors of red and white flashed on the stage, indicating that he was about to come out. For some reason that caused you to feel sick, a pit in your stomach. Why am I even here? I don’t even like him. Yet here you were, in a seat assigned especially for you. Not that you knew that, you had no idea how this ticket got into your possession in the first place.
A loud bang made the floor shake beneath you, startling you for sure. White and red confetti filled the room as Yunho was now on stage, seems as though he was standing on a lifting stage. You began to chew on your bottom lip anxiously, the crowd went wild as began with his first song. Whatever, he’s still an asshole.
Yunho’s ego was always boosted immensely as soon as he appeared on stage, hundreds of people screaming his name, posters and banners just for him. Absolutely perfect. But what was even more incredible, was the girl who appeared to hate him so much, was standing in the balcony he left just for you. The smirk which was painted on his lips was very evident as he pretty much groped the mic whilst his gaze met yours, he didn’t maintain it for long, but long enough to irritate her for sure. Honestly he didn’t expect you to come, especially because you were pretty drunk the night he gave you that ticket. Nevertheless, he was absolutely smitten. He’d watch how you’d rip your eyes from him every time your eyes met, he was absolutely loving this.
The cold breeze brushed against your face as you exited the venue, you were surprised with how you were able to stay the entire time, though there were many instances you wanted to storm out everytime you noticed the smug look on his face. You seriously couldn’t stand the man, but why was your heart fluttering if you hated him? Maybe you didn’t hate him as much as you thought you did.
You watched as fans walked out of the venue, some with tears running down their faces and sobbing about how much they loved Yunho, which could only get an eye roll and scoff out of you, how ridiculous. You took some time before deciding to walk back to your car, enjoying the breeze and feeling of the night. You happened to park quite far, and the area was deserted pretty much. You were about to enter your car, when you froze.
“Y/n.” A voice called out to you, the same voice you had been hearing for the last three hours. Jeong Yunho. Did he follow you?
“Hi jackass.” You turned around to face him, his body a lot closer to yours than you expected it to be. Crossing your arms across your chest, you tilted your head at him.
“Thanks for coming, didn’t expect you to.” The man was going to attempt to have a decent and human conversation with you, however In that moment, Yunho realized what you were wearing, the expression upon his face was different from his usual smug look. It was desire, absolute filthy desire. Yunho became enamored by you that day you two met, and here you were, wearing the cute little dress which made him obsessed with you forever. Did you know? You did this on purpose, surely.
“Are you trying to just make me fucking crazy? you know what you're doing don’t you?” His body was inching closer to yours, making you press your back against your car door.
“What on earth are you talking about?” You were clueless, but you could feel your cheeks heat up as he got closer, gripping onto the bottom of your dress tightly. If you hated him so much, why the fuck were your panties getting soaked?
“That dress.. fuck y/n are you really that fucking dumb?”
“What d— oh crap.” How didn’t you realize? You were dumb, so fucking dumb. “So what? It doesn’t mean anything.” Your heart was fucking racing, it definitely did mean something. How did you forget? He didn’t. He never forgot anything.
“It does to me, ever since I saw you in this dress that showed just enough for me to imagine you under me, I haven’t stopped thinking about you. Did you know that? You didn’t, because you’re a dumb little bitch.” Yunho didn’t intend on insulting you, but he knew she wasn’t bothered by that, a smirk painted his lips as he noticed your change in demeanor, your cheeks flushed pink, legs squeezing together.
“Yunho fuck y—“ But before you could continue, his large hand came to cup your jaw from underneath, whimpering under his touch. Who knew this asshole could turn you into a dumb slut just like that? Leaning into your ear, his hot breath made your body shudder.
“Shut up, shut the fuck up.” A growl from him before his lips crashed against yours ever so harshly, his tongue swiping your bottom lip, muffling the moans which threatened to escape your lips. Usually your first instinct would be to push him away but this time you couldn’t. His hands moved to grip onto your hips tightly as he pressed himself against you. You could feel how hard he already was just against you, making you soak your panties within just a couple minutes. You were out in the open, no one was around but the rush of knowing anyone could see you any second only made you more heated, your arms finally deciding to move and wrap around Yunho’s neck.
Yunho pulled away, dragging your bottom lip with him, biting on it as one of his hands slipped, letting it slide to your white lace panties, your cheeks turning scarlet red as you realized how soaked they really were, whimpering as he pushed them to the side. Fuck, a little touch was enough to send you to the sky.
“You always act like you hate me yet look at you, wet as shit like a dumb slut. My little baby.” He hissed, his tone a little mocking as two of his slender fingers entered your wet, sloppy, cunt. causing you to throw your head back against your car. He hadn’t even started yet. His fingers sliding in easily due to your arousal, pumping them in and out of you, abusing your tiny little cunt just as he always wanted. Your core was practically burning from the sensation of his fingers, they were pistoning inside you.
“Y-Yun..” You moaned out stupidly, he was only fucking you with his fingers and you could barely talk coherently. How pathetic? Yunho loved it though, he was waiting for this day for so long, to have your head so cloudy to the point you could only mumble his name, to be a mess on his fingers. A dream. Oh how beautiful you looked, your eyes rolling back, pressed against your car under the moonlight. Yunho’s brow cocked, tilting his head slightly and sinking his lips onto your neck, sucking and nibbling against your delicate porcelain skin, painting your skin purple, his tongue swiping his artwork once he was finished.
Yunho decided to insert another finger, watching you squirm was a delight to his eyes. The tent in his pants threatened to push past the fabric, perhaps even some precum already at the tip. He was desperate to fuck you, but he wanted to do it properly, and prep you of course before he took you home and absolutely destroyed you. Besides, the thrill of someone spotting him finger you senseless in the parking lot was a rush, especially to his hardening cock.
The sloppy and wet sounds coming from his fingers in your cunt was beautiful, filling the air. However as soon as he felt you tighten around his fingers he pulled them out, stuffing his fingers in his mouth to suck them clean, taking in your sweet taste. “You taste incredible whore. Though.. you think I'm gonna let you cum? The only time you get to do that is on my cock.” Once again, his mocking tone irritated you and you were beyond pissed that you were denied your orgasm. The man was edging you and you hated it, squeezing your thighs together.
“Fuck you Yunho.” You spat, huffing and crossing your arms across your chest. Yunho simply laughed in amusement at your reaction. “So are you gonna fuck me or what?” The sheer annoyance in your voice only made his cock twitch, he absolutely was infatuated by you, he loved your bitchyness.
“Im not done with you just yet, get in the backseat.” Happily you obliged, thinking he was going to slide his cock into you, you hobbled around into the back and laid down, he came in after you, closing the door and pressing himself down. Yunho teasingly grinded his hips against you so you could feel him, and fuck was he hard, you whined under him, groaning when he moved to slide your dress up and slide down your panties completely, shoving them in his pocket. Gotta keep a souvenir right? “Let me get another taste of you.”
You couldn't help but grumble, he was having so much fun and all you wanted was to be fucked into next week. But of course with Yunho that wasn't possible whatsoever. The man shuffled back and sunk his head down to meet your cunt, the sweet smell of your arousal allowed a soft moan to escape his lips before his tongue swept along your soaked folds, his hands gripping onto her skin, as his lips wrapped around her clit and sucked away, looking up to see her face scrunched up, her back ever so slightly arched. Yunho couldn’t get enough of her taste.
Your fingers ran through his hair, tugging on it as he sucked your clit softly, the moans parting from your mouth getting increasingly louder as he continued to swipe his tongue. You were well aware he’d deny another orgasam of yours, it wasn’t fair. The sensation was so different to what you'd experienced before from other partners. Yunho was definitely skilled. It only made you more eager to see how well he’d fuck you. The situation was quite bizarre. A week ago, you wouldnt of thought that you’d be lying in the backseat of your car having Yunho eat out your pussy.
Just like you predicted though, Yunho stopped as soon as you were close once again, being denied your second orgasm. “I fucking hate you.” You groaned, kicking his chest with your foot slightly as he scoffed.
“If you hated me so much, I wouldn’t be tasting you.”
“Fuck you.”
“You will sweetheart, just patience. Now, lets go home okay? I'm sure youre dying to cum.”
Yunho laughed as he left the back of the car and entered the front, he was in the drivers seat.
“Well? Come on. You can give me head as we drive.”
All you could do was roll your eyes as you shifted to the front seat, climbing your way forward and glared at him. “Im not doing it.”
“That's alright, my cock will be filling you up soon anyway.”
To be continued.
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forty days and forty nights (day twenty-five!)
“welcome!” you chime.
“fake-ass customer service voice.” bakugo snorted.
“i’m sorry, i don’t know what you mean, sir,” you chirp, trying to hide your snickering. “what would you like today?”
“hot caramel latte with skim instead of whole. extra froth made with half-and-half instead of milk, and add hazelnut syrup, and those weird-ass chocolate shavings,” bakugo began to rattle off an annoyingly long order. this continued until you finally relented.
“okay, okay!” you laugh. “can i suggest a medium black coffee instead?”
“can’t believe people actually drink that shit.” bakugo grunted, immediately reverting to his regular self. “too much damn sugar.”
“and black coffee’s way too bitter. it cancels out.” you shrug as he swipes his card.
“you work at a coffee shop and you don’t like coffee?” bakugo raised an eyebrow. “the fuck’s up with you?”
“i do like coffee.” you correct. “just with stuff in it. besides, not everyone feels the need to have the body of a greek god at all given times, so they can afford to have some sugar once in awhile.”
“i don’t ‘feel the need’ to maintain my damn physique and have a healthy lifestyle, brat.” bakugo grunted as he sat down. “it’s called being a hero. gotta stay in shape.”
“wasn’t there that one hero though—“ your face scrunched up as you tried to think of his name. “fat gum?”
“that’s different, that was part of his quirk.” bakugo scoffed. “shitty hair interned with him during ua.”
“did he really? that’s so cool!” you marvel. “did you do an internship?”
“yeah, with icyhot’s old man.”
“and his dad is endeavor, right?”
“yeah.”
“how was it? did you do it with anyone else?”
“one question at a time, geez!” bakugo barked. “it was fine, i did it with deku and icyhot.”
“deku and shoto? but i thought you hate deku.”
“i do.” bakugo grumbled. “but there’s no way in hell i’d let him prevent me from interning with the strongest hero i could.”
“well, i’m sure shoto enjoyed it. i bet it was fun doing the internship with his dad.” you smile.
“he didn’t. he hates his old man.” he replied nonchalantly as he sipped at his coffee.
“he does?” you blink. “why?” bakugo shrugged.
“i don’t fuckin’ know. s’not my business anyway.”
“oh.” you fell quiet before deciding to change the subject. “how’s hiro today?”
“‘s’fine.” bakugo raised his eyebrows at your expression as you stared at him, clearly implying that you want him to elaborate. “…he did a patrol today. beat a villain.” you smile. that’s what you were hoping to hear.
“tell me about it.” bakugo only shrugged.
“nothin’ to tell. he encountered a villain, did his thing and beat ‘im.”
“what’s ‘his thing’?” you ask curiously.
“he’s got a pattern to his fights.” bakugo took a big gulp of his coffee. “he dodges for a bit. he uses the time to let people evacuate in case he wrecks something while fighting and to track down the villain’s weakness. then he exploits it. that’s it.”
“that’s incredible.”
“duh. there’s a reason he works f’r’me.” bakugo rolled his eyes.
“you’ve got high standards, then.” you smile.
“no shit.” bakugo snorted.
“do the high standards apply to your love life, too?” you joke.
“you wish.” he scoffed.
“do you even have a love life?” you squint teasingly.
“obviously!” snapped bakugo. you hold up your hands in surrender. bakugo checked his watch. “i gotta run.” he set his finished coffee down and stood up, rolling his shoulders as he stretched, showing off the aforementioned god-like physique. he began to leave.
“hey, wait, bakugo!” you call. he turned, and you grin. “you got a special someone?”
“you wish.” bakugo smirked and left. you froze. that smirk was different than all the other ones. it was more cocky. it was more toothy.
it was hot, and it was official: you like bakugo.
“do you even have a love life?”
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Yandere Teacher X Reader
Tittle: I take a liking to you.
You live in a not so small nor not so big city, just right. When you first move in with your parents, everything was going fine, so you thought but then your father become ill and become unable to work. Your mother has worked her ass out for both you and your father while you went to school since you were still young at the time. But now you are 21 one years old, and it was your turn to return back the favor your parents did for you.
You bought your parents a house so they can live rent free while you go to college to finish your degree and you had a good paying job is what you tell your parents, so they don't become worried about you, but little do they know; your job was a little different than what you tell them. Here you were out in the street of the night, wearing a short skirt and tight clothing that show off your curve. You didn't like what you were doing but it was to feed your family and to take care of yourself, so you swallow your pride and do what you got to do. Just when you were thinking to yourself a fancy car pulls up and inside was your rich collage teacher. Out of all the girls that was standing there, he happened to be pointing at you and you hate yourself even more because he was your teacher and he for sure know your parents. He was going to black mailed you if he find out that you were working in the street. Y/n went to the black car passage door side and open it. There she saw her rich teacher with the same smirk on his face, the same smirk when she gets an answer wrong, and he punish her for it. Y/n got into the seat with no question because she already knows what he wanted from her. He drive up to a unknown area away from the city but you can still see the city where he has parked his car. on top of the hill where you can see the light of the city but away from everyone else. He got out of the car and went to the back seat and mention y/n to do the same thing. She did as she was told and got into the beat seat with her teacher. He skillfully kisses her neck and collarbone, starting to undress her. Y/n started to think back to the time where she has first meet him.
It was the 2nd year into college when she was informed that she needed to take a chemistry class for her major. There meets her new teacher Mr. white, a handsome man with jet black hair and piercing grey eye. Y/n didn't know how the hell her relationship with her teacher change but the next thing she was taking a test alone in his class because no matter how much she has study, the only class she is not passing is his god damn classes, so she is using her spare time to study with him and right now she is retaking a test to get to a passing class. When she was done, she walks up to him and handed him the paper, took it and grade but then when Mr. white handed her back the test paper it was a big fat F and told her.
“If you really want to pass the class, I suggest you get on your hand and knee and open that pretty mouth of yours.”
Mr. white said standing up and unzipping his pant, in that moments you were so confused and days out, you didn't know what was happening even when he guild you to your hand and knee and slap the tip of his cock on your lips. his precum staining them. You were so lost in words when he cum inside of your mouth. That did not happen just once, he keeps showing up in your life and ever since then he has become your on and off again, fuck buddy. You were pull back into reality when he harshly bites into your neck. He was on top of you in the back seat of his car just grinding his hip into you. While he bites into your neck going lower to your breast. His hand coming to grab your thigh and soon enough his fingers was inside you. Your back arch from how good that feel but then he gets off you and took off his pant. His cock spring in action, Mr. white stoke a few times before aligning his cock toward your entrance. This was the first time he was going to be inside you. Even though you and him have done dirty stuff together, he never takes it as far as being inside you. You look up at him with your doll eyes. But then you thought of your grade and swallow down your pride again. He moves your panties aside and push himself in slowly. You bit into your lower lips to not make any noise. You should not be enjoying this because he was your teacher after all and even worse, he threatens you with black mail. But you can't help but become wet and soon enough you were going to cum all over his cock but then you look down at his cock going in and out of you and he wasn't wearing any protection and you were not on birth control. You place your hand on his tone chest and find your voice to say.
“Please don't cum inside”
knowing full well that he was about to cum. Mr. white didn't say anything as he was chasing his high until you start to squirm, and he grab your neck and start squeezing. Just when you were about to pass out and everything start to go to black out. You felt him cum deep inside you, his sperm felt warm inside you and everything went to black.
Mr. white drive to an unknown location, pulling up to a house in the middle of the wood. Where you can't run away from him and if you did scream no one would ever hear you out in the deep forest. He smirks, looking up at the car rearview mirror. Looking at your pass out body in the back seat of his car.
“I have my eyes on you ever since I meet you and we are meant to be together and forever.
Let me know if you want a part 2. it will be like series.
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Math Class
So there was this one moment in time in high school where I actually liked a guy (I know, weird concept, just go with it) who sat in front of me in my math class.
Something you should know about me, I fucking suck at math.
Another thing you should know about me, I was kind of a dick in high school.
Okay, I’m still kind of a dick, but a nice one.
However in high school, I was extra dick-ish (I’m sure it had to do with all raging teenage hormones and a shit childhood)
Anyway.
I fucking sucked at math.
And what happens when you suck at math?
Your teacher assigns you a tutor to help “guide you to the path of success” or whatever she said.
Cool.
No big deal, right?
Wrong.
She assigned me to the nearest person to me.
The fucking guy I had a crush on.
Who thought I was the fucking worst.
Now you’re probably thinking nooo, he couldn’t possibly think that way about you. I’m sure it was all in your head
Well, you’re wrong. The guy hated me.
BUT for good reason.
He just so happened to be the brother of the girl I beat up half a week earlier in gym class.
NOW.
I didn't beat her up just because…no. She was an absolute terror to this disabled girl in said gym class.
She would verbally bully her to the point of tears.
But that one particular day she physically shoved her to the ground while we were all running the mile.
Remember how I said I was a dick?
Well, I used my powers for good. (mostly)
I watched that shit happen.
Then came strolling up to her while she was shooting the shit with her friends and shoved that bish so hard.
Her stupid unblended orange face (this was the early 2010s guys, no one wore the right makeup shade or blended their foundation into their damn necks) bounced off the concrete floor.
Let me just tell you…it was satisfying as hell.
It started a full on fight of which resulted in her getting her ass handed to her.
So you see, her brother hated me
And I didn't blame him
A sister is a sister.
You stand by your siblings, I get it.
BUT.
I had a big fat crush on him and now he was to tutor me.
Let me tell you, he was NOT happy about it.
I distinctly remember the look on his face the second the teacher called his name out to work with me.
It was the kind of face you make when you smell roadkill wafting through your car vents because you have outside air circulating while you're going 65mph(that's 96.56kmph) on a back road.
The look fueled the need to make him like me.
Those who know me now, know I'm a cheeky, flirty little shit.
So not to toot my own horn but it's hard NOT to like me.
(Is that my god-complex talking? Probably)
I can get along with just about anyone.
Not so surprisingly after about 30 minutes of flirting my way into his heart, I had him FLUSTERED.
I'm talking man giggling.
Blushed cheeks.
Couldn't even make eye contact with me.
FLUSTERED.
Don't like who?
Not me.
I'm sure you're probably wondering where I'm going with this.
Well, after class ended he invited me over to his house after school.
A normal person probably wouldn't go to the house of the girl you beat up and meet her parents while on her brother's arm.
I did.
I went.
I wish I had taken a picture of her face when I walked into her house. (she had stayed home the rest of that week because I beat her ass)
Honestly, it was a core memory.
The best part was her parents didn't know it was me who did it.
It was such an eventful week for me.
Monday: bully the bully
Tuesday: ice my hand from bullying the bully
Wednesday: suck at math
Thursday: rizz the bully's brother and come home with him to have dinner with bully and her family.
Friday: DATE THE BULLYS BROTHER.
Yep. You heard me.
That dinner went so well that the guy asked me out.
And I said yes.
I then proceeded to date him the whole year and become best friends with her mom.
Oh yeah, and I still failed math.
I'm gonna make this a series 🤭
@voyeurmunson im sure you'd get a giggle out of this. 😅🤭
#welcome to my blog#T journal series#i'm a mess#i like it that way#there's more where that came from#hi#im unhinged#high school#trending#this is my life
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I know the answers to like 99.9% of these.
But. Here we go! 👀 ⛔️
⛔️ "Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?"
Hmm, not exactly. I always have the intention of finishing something, even if it takes me a year or more.
Well, I guess there was this one for a young Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa in North Yankton for GTA V. Never got around to adding more to it, and probably never will:
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“Jesus, T! Get us the fuck out of here!”
“I’m trying M, but if you’re not satisfied with my driving skills, why don’t you sit YOUR fat ass behind the wheel?”
“Why the hell did you have to kill that guy?! He’s probably got a wife and kids!”
“Hey! He triggered the alarm! That’s why we’re in this mess.”
“No, we’re in this mess because you’re TRIGGERhappy!”
“Nananana… That snitch got what he deserved!”
Flashing lights, red and blue, reflecting off the crisp, white snow; two robbers running from the cops. Always running, forever, until the end of time, or at least that’s how Michael Townley felt, locked in tight by his seatbelt, the getaway car little better than a piece of shit, found somewhere off the beaten path before the job. It was a small-time gig, just a liquor store, but plenty of people warmed themselves by getting drunk; the register loaded down with money while its patrons were loaded down with booze; a typical, cold winter’s night for the pair of two-bit crooks.
Michael turned around, his weapon drawn, a pair of police cruisers in hot pursuit. They were firing their own rounds, aiming for the tires, and Townley knew he had to do something soon or wind up behind bars. “Can’t this thing go any faster, T?!”
“You know what’s REALLY fast? Your God damn mouth. Quit flapping your lips and get those assholes off our tail!”
Michael took a shot simply to smash the rearview windshield, seeing the cruisers clear as day as they were gaining on them, M feeling that all too familiar rush of adrenaline permeate throughout his entire being; he would tell T that he hated it, but the rush he felt made him feel alive, something he rarely felt at all.
On a good day he was half a man, kept alive by petty theft and diner food, skirting from one town to the next, Trevor at his heels like an obedient, somewhat restless puppy that needed to be potty trained – M taking it upon himself to break him in. He was useful, beneficial, however unrestrained and somewhat uncontrollable; he had it in his mind it was an easy fix, but Trevor had other wild ideas.
Michael pulled the trigger, and one cop spun out in a flurry of ice and squealing rubber, the car being buried conveniently in a mountain of thick, white powder, but not cocaine; that would be saved for their celebration later if they made it out alive.
“Whooo! That’s my cowboy! That’s some rootin’ tootin’ damn good shootin’, Mikey!”
“I don’t ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again.”
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👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!
LOL, you know allllll about my WIPs. Probably before anyone else. I have too many to choose from, but I hope to do these three things first and foremost:
Chapter 15 of Stars Above. Bane is in the bacta tank, forced to endure flashbacks from his past in the form of nightmares, and Zulara is left alone with Todo until he wakes up, however long it takes. But will Cad be pleased to see her there? What will Kayson think about her disappearance over the next few days? What lie or cover story will Hondo make up, if any?
This Hondo x Reader fic, where the reader is a spoiled little rich girl who is the daughter of a weapon's manufacturer. Their fates are hilariously intertwined, and Hondo is going to wind up getting more than he bargained for when he had originally set out to simply steal a little something off her.
A Tech x Reader fic where the Marauder is left in Tech's care during a Separatist attack on the planet Bandomeer. He comes across the reader who is injured and trapped under some rubble. He must help you/her and then pilot you both to safety. An unexpected turn of events causes you and Tech to be stranded until he can repair the ship; you are at the mercy of nature and the elements over the course of the next few days, not to mention any droids who may find you, and the rest of Clone Force 99 is preoccupied and unable to help. Hurt/Comfort/Possible smut. >D
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Narrator designs.
Okay I'm damn tired with the same kindergarten playground type arguments in this fandom. "All thin narrator designs are bad". Please for the love of GOD shut the hell up man. Who cares, its a ⭐GAME⭐. The Narrator has no canon design, he's a DISEMBODIED VOICE. If the argument that all thin narrator designs are bad simply because well- "They don't make him look old enough, They make him like a twink , He doesn't look right". Then every other argument can also apply. That he shouldn't be white because well "Not all British people are white". Or that he shouldn't be a man because "Not all people who sound like men are men". Every single argument can be throw out there, and people will tear it up. It shouldn't matter, why the fuck are grown ass adults getting mad at kids over a damn design.
There are so much other stuff we could be arguing about, not how much fat or wrinkles some random ass voice has on him. The older folks or the people who have been in this fandom longer will whine, complain, and act all bitter over the way a kid designs a damn character. "He wouldn't look like that" who the fuck actually cares. I've seen popular artists on tumblr whine and whine for god knows how long on that people don't like their narrator design because he's "FAT". Maybe let's stop and think why people don't like your design perhaps?
Maybe it's because you make your narrator being fat his whole personality. It's maybe because you're so entrenched in what other people do, people stopped liking your design because you actively hated on others. Call me a hypocrite or a grifter, I don't care and I will NEVER care. Sure most of my narrator designs are fat, but I don't let that define him, I just don't. Seeing grown ass adults make fun of younger people over a damn character is annoying as hell. It'll be the most irrelevant ass arguments, "Narrator is white" "Narrator wouldn't look like that" "Narrator doesn't have exactly 62 strands of hair on his nutsack". Literally it's the same with you people, it never changes.
It's a shame knowing nobody gets the inspo behind my narrator designs, because almost every design has the exact same elements. Funny enough people will go "Ew you made him dark" when he's at most fucking tan or lightskin.
I swear to you if I see one more person whine about this, I will personally shove my foot so far up your narrators ass he won't be able to walk EVER again.
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HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS EPISODE 2!
Harry: *hitting Draco on the head* I want chicken nuggets and fries and sprite
Draco : *rubbing his head* oW-
Hermione : I want a chocolate milkshake and a large fry
Draco: I want to go home *gets out*
Theo : Wingardium Leviosa; FUCKING HELL
Draco: WHYYYY
Pansy : Because you're never escaping! Now then, I want twenty nuggets with Honey Mustard to dip, a sweet tea, a large fry, and a mcflurry
Ron: Fine leave walk home no one likes you not even Harry shoo shoo
Harry : I will stab you in your sleep, Ronald. We share a room. Draco, istg if you get out this fuckin car-
Draco: *tearing up*
Ginny : Why are you crying-?
Blaise: God damn it Ronald. Look what you did you ginger prick.
Draco: Harry dOesnt Like meee 😢😢
Harry : *Giving Ron a death stare* wait- Love that's not TRUE- RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY ISTG-
Draco: *crying 😢*
Luna : *fed up* EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Neville: THIS IS WHY WE CANT TAKE YOU ON ROAD TRIPS RONALD!
Draco: *sniffle* *cry cry* *sniffle*
Hermione : Ronald apologize. Right fucking now.
Ron: No he was being a spoiled brat
Blaise : Fine. No McDonald's for you, then
Ron: WELL MAYBE IF HE WASN'T BEING A DEPRESSED SHIT I WOULD APOLOGIZE
Blaise : You really are pushing your McDonald's privileges
Pansy: He hates road trips with lots of people that's why he wants to leave -
Ginny : Nobody's going anywhere, we're leaving after we burn a few houses down. Hurry up and order, we're on a tight schedule here, Blaise!
Blaise: Draco, do you want anything?
Draco: *currently still crying*
Draco : *sniff* I want a large sweet tea and a mcflurry
Draco : *sniff sniff* make it four mcflurry's
Harry: Jesus Ronald, apologize.
Ron : Fine! I'm sorry, Draco!
Draco: *still crying 😢*
Cashier : What the- okay, what are you getting?
Blaise : uh yeah give me *gives all orders bc I'm not typing that shit*
Blaise: Damn and I thought my boyfriend was fat *handing the food to Pansy and Draco*
Ron : I'm not fat! Prude
Blaise: Yeah the way Draco and Pansy eat I shouldn't be calling you fat
Luna : LMAO FUCK YOU RON, GINGER ASS MOTHER FUCKER-
Draco: *cries more* Now I don't feel like eating 😢😢
Hermione : Eat your mcflurrys! Blaise, drive! Get to the first house! Draco gets first burn down!
Blaise: *speeds to the first house*
Draco: *slowly eating mcflurries*
Harry : Here's the gas and here's the matches! Burn it down, babe!
Ron: THIS IS BARBARIC WHY DOES HE GET TO BURN THE FIRST HOUSE
Ginny : BECAUSE WE SAID SO. YOU'RE GOING LAST
Draco: *pours gasoline and lights the house while eating a mcflurry* Fire
Hermione : No no no, you're saying it wrong! It's FIYAHHH not Fire!
Draco: *walks towards it*
Blaise : Wingardium Leviosa; DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!
Harry: He'll be fine, he likes watching closely at the things he burns down
Harry: Reminds me of Bellatrix ngl-
Luna : No he was about to jump in the fire!
Draco: So pretty, I could just touch it
Hermione : *spraying Draco with a water gun* No! Bad ferret!
Draco: *gets really close staring at the flames*
Harry: LEAVE HIM BE HES ADMIRING IT
Draco : *reaches a hand out to touch the fire*
Luna : ACCIO DRACO MALFOY! God damnit, Draco! Don't do that! Get in, I hear the cops coming! BLAISE DRIVE!
Blaise : *starts driving 300 mph*
Draco: *opens the door*
Theo : I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE FUCKING SEAT. CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR
Draco: *jumps out*
Harry: DRACO GOD DAMN IT
Hermione : ACCIO DRACO MALFOY!
Draco : *zooms into his seat*
Neville : *ties him down to the seat where he can't move at all*
Harry: Okay was tying him down necessary
Ron: *mumbles* Stop acting like you like him we all know you don't Harry 🙄
Blaise : He's tried to jump out the fucking car SEVERAL TIMES! YES IT WAS NECESSARY!
Seamus : *materializing from thin air* SHUT UP RONALD *disappearing into thin air*
Luna : Did I smoke too much weed- wtf-
Ginny: What in the world-
Hermione : Shit I need to lay off the weed-
Harry: *unties Draco* Be good. Understand.
Draco : *attempts to jump out again*
Harry : NOPE *ties him back down*
Draco : FUCK
Ron: This is why Harry doesn't like you
Dean : *materializing out of thin air* SHUT UP RONALD *disappearing into thin air*
Neville : I am going to fucking kms, istg-
Ginny: Oh it's just Dean and Seamus
Hermione : BUT WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN COMING AND GOING FROM??
Ron: Anyone else want to slap Draco
*Somewhere in Hogwarts*
Minnie : so you're telling me you let the MOST PROBLEMATIC KIDS GO COMMIT ARSON WITH A HIJACKED CAR IN AMERICA??
Severus : Yes
Remus : Absolutely
Sirius : Of course!
Severus: Lucius let's Draco do all sorts of stupid shit mainly burn himself
*Narrator's voice* WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT TIME? WILL MINNIE FORGET ABOUT IT OR WILL SHE GIVE THE RESPONSIBLE PROFESSORS AND THE STUDENTS DETENTION? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS!!
Friend : NEXT EPISODE HOE!!! 😔
Me : AIGHT LET'S GOOO IT'S COMING ON
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supernatural s8e14 trial and error (w. andrew dabb)
is this when the trials happen? i haven't read much stuff with specifics around those. nonsense but 5am and it's that bright out and it's january?? where??? lol (not on a boat in missouri)
the sentimental music while dean is setting up his room again reminds me of princess bride. think i've made that comment before (yes: speaking of manufactured conflict, this thing with garth and dean over bobby. dean snapping at him, garth getting upset. mushy music that reminds me of the princess bride)
s8e14 dean and mushy music / the princess bride once upon a time...storybook love c. mark knopfler
strings with that plucked acoustic guitar apparently is the princess bride sound to me
and oh have i heard about the memory foam mattress lol
that they stopped a pretty blurry shaky pan across the room to focus on the bed is making me laugh way too hard
sweet moment, letting us see sam is happy with dean settling in
.... okay.
LOL he picked him up like a toddler, that was adorable
SAM So, what – God wants us to take the SATs? KEVIN I-I guess. Uh, he works in mysterious ways. DEAN Yeah, mysterious, douche-y ways. All right. Where do we start?
SAM I know. I do. But trust me on this – this whole "saving the world" thing – it's a marathon, not a sprint. You got to take better care of yourself.
really nice (dad) moment there with sam and kevin
meanwhile dean swooping in to be the irresponsible drug supplying dad and give him groceries
ma'am
you sent dean on a face journey
CINDY Really? Keep it coming, Ken doll.
oh now sam gets called ken doll, dean was too back at biggerson's s7e9 from the reaver side effect of the turducken leviathan ooze
SAM Right. [SAM leans into DEAN's phone.] Hey, Kevin, uh, you did great, man. Get some sleep.
dad sam with the positive reinforcement, love to see it
DEAN Crowley. Poncy guy, about yea big, mountain of dicks.
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SAM Uh, they're on lockdown, and you need backup. DEAN No, I don't. SAM Yes, you do. DEAN No, I need you to be safe, Sam, okay? That's what I need. SAM What? What am I – when are WE ever safe? DEAN This is different. SAM How? DEAN Because of the three trials crap – God's little obstacle course. We've been down roads like this before, man – with Yellow-Eyes, Lucifer, Dick friggin' Roman. We both know where this ends – one of us dies... Or worse. SAM So, what – you just up and decided it's gonna be you? DEAN I'm a grunt, Sam. You're not. You've always been the brains of this operation. SAM Dean— DEAN And you told me yourself that you see a way out. You see a light at the end of this ugly-ass tunnel. I don't. But I tell you what I do know – it's that I'm gonna die with a gun in my hand. 'Cause that's what I have waiting for me – that's all I have waiting for me. I want you to get out. I want you to have a life – become a man of Letters, whatever. You, with a wife and kids and – and – and grandkids, living till you're fat and bald and chugging Viagra – that is my perfect ending, and it's the only one that I'm gonna get. So I'm gonna do these trials. I'm gonna do them alone – end of story. You're staying here. I'm going out there. If landshark comes knocking, you call me. If you try to follow me, I'm gonna put a bullet in your damn leg.
intermission for me to sob for a while. i hate when he's like this. i hate how little he values himself at times because it slams into suicidal so fast. and of course because they're settling into a home, they're both happy, the show had to do it. and then how they ended the series.. maybe someday i'll come to be okay with dean dying at 42, but today isn't that day. i need to just finish watching this
glad we get to see the hellhounds finally and that they went a route that we can't see much and worked to the strengths of the cgi
DEAN Sam, I didn't pass the test. SAM But I did... And I'm doing the rest of them. DEAN My ass you are! SAM I'm closing the gates. It's a suicide mission for you. DEAN Sam... SAM I want to slam hell shut, too, okay? But I want to survive it. I want to live, and so should you. You have friends up here, family. I mean, hell, you even got your own room now. You were right, okay? I see light at the end of this tunnel. And I'm sorry you don't – I am. But it's there. And if you come with me, I can take you to it. DEAN Sam, be smart. SAM I AM smart, and so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean. You're a genius – when it comes to lore, to – you're the best damn hunter I have ever seen – better than me, better than dad. I believe in you, Dean. So, please – please believe in me, too.
that's what dean and i needed to hear too. thank you, sam. and thank you dean for not fighting him on it.
i know how this plotline wraps up, more or less, but none of the details. thinking about my fuckup vs righteous man feelings, how sam is regularly put in that role of having to apologize for messing up. but has made these two big sacrifices. the pit for ruby, the trials for amelia. but i've also been in my sam feelings more lately so my read on anything might be skewed. gotta take turns getting tortured by some deity/deity-adjacent-thing
#supernatural#spnwatch#spn 8x14#andrew dabb#fuckup vs righteous man#the princess bride#spn tpb music#spn bunker#spn musical score
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bored. thoughts on literally all the dna stuff
jackie- "i can fix her"
hyunwoo-i kinda get weirded out by the power dynamic in the sheer idea but tbh. it's nice i think. i just want this boy to be a little happier, man
jenny-i am DYINGGG SHE BOUGHT A BAIENGIACA
xiukai:i cant believe that, to sissela, hed be the grandma who makes you feel like you need a second stomach once you visit. funny. he's 34 with the vibe of a 70 year old
aya-what are her thoughts on fentanyl. i wonder. btw it's always funny when someone goes "NO drugs. but alcohol is great". like mate thats just drug lite
alex-now i'm curious what his disease is even supposed to be, i don't recall anything about that. if it's just some sort of chronic fatigue thing then i'd easily say fuck it and headcanon POTS just because but. i'd like to know
leon: "don't bring gifts for me >:( i'm not a kid >:(" the repression is strong on this man
chiara:i think itd be funny to have an alliance where it's zahir, chiara and aya. impossible to understand a damn word. also "i can fix her" part 2
shoichi:you know how it's canon that chidi anagonye is buff because whenever he felt stressed he just did pushups
sissela:she likes strawberry. noted. also ngl i do find the thomas sissela dynamic sick now that i think about it. for a solid second i felt so mentally ill remembering that he brought her to the experiment because he wanted her to get actually cured and not be in pain
rio-i feel VINDICATED. every time. i want to put that "rio to yuki" voiceline on my forehead. they don't get along on such a fundamental level. they have not had a single good interaction. that's why i feel feral when i see anyone ship them, she hates himmmm. also the delivery is bad but in a way that's good because it fits her, she sounds robotic but it feels like it's just how she be OHSFKSDF SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE DOGS!!! SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING HATES HIM IM LAUGHING
echion-"i see the hesitation in your fists" about hyunwoo is making me mentally ill. also "don't be pretentious" to magnus IS SO FUNNY. he really went "stfu i'm gonna hit you". the things i dislike is also extremely funny. this sign can't stop him because he can't read, guys. though, he sounds like hunter toh to me in a way that makes me like him by association now. past me is crying but current me thinks this mans is funny as hell
tia-im crying. "what's wrong with my hair (┬┬﹏┬┬)". danny boy roasted her so hard. that "can i draw you ◕_◕ " to jenny though. i see you
daniel-even daniel cant believe it when she says she's a doctor. the doubt in this man's voice. also it's so funny how he reads people for their appearance (like "your hair is a mess) and then with yuki he just roasts him for his personality. does he think that bowl cut ass hairstyle is okay enough to focus on something else
eva-"nah i don't feel like getting a haircut quite yet" as he definitely fucking SEETHES
bianca-"oh my god a fellow weirdo!!!". four person alliance between aya chiara zahir and bianca actually. impossible to parse a single word. and it's funny that she goes gentle on sissela (i assume she's too skinny, so) and with echion she plain goes "you have literally no body fat"
johann-YO????? i am mentally ill about that one for sure. johann is so about trying to be the sort of christian who doesn't suck absolute ass and the interaction that has with the extremely complicated relationship isol and rozzi have with church and religion is so interesting to me rn
laura-how did they get away with this "things i dislike" line. also the bizarre thought process i had with aya and laura is so vindicated. police officers are her favorite
aiden-he did not just "we're not so different you and i" her. his luke is funny as hell though. "you get paid to clean? 🤨" do i need to explain society to you???? he sounds legit confused. hKFJNSDKFJ THEY JUST SHOVED ALL THE FUNNY MEME LINES ON HIM HUH. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING BAKA
elena-she and rosalio allying would be nonstop complaining. they'd either hate each other or be like soulmates. "i hate the heat but i hate the cold" "me too" and then a look of understanding
felix-he did not hit elena with the "you'd be prettier if you smiled". i like him but. girl freeze him. also confirmation that magnus does not use steroids. weird-ass way to ask though. what if he met a trans person mid transition? would he hit them with that exact line as the poor fucker is like "yeah???"
#not a quote#i'd have to record it to save it so. oh well#learned my lesson the hard way on the first close. you HAVE to be thorough#i don't feel like it right now. might start getting it done later
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Paula you ratchet In a sloppy way so let me put this in sloppy toppy terms for you… U THINK CAUSE YOU A BIG BACK DARK BITCH YOU TRUMP TINY REGINA N TAYLOR SR TALLER THAN YOU BUT SKINNIER AND ME TWOO.. BITCH YOU A FAT BITCH WHO SIT ON A HOE AND PULL HAIR AND SAY YOU WON.. NO YOU A FUCKING COP OUT FOR A REAL WOMAN - U FUCKING IP THE HOle ECOSYSTEM OF GIVING TRISTAN A GOOD MOTHER FIGURE , POPS A BETTER LIFE W A ACTUAL WIFE , AND SETTING A HAPPY HOME EXAMPLE FOR A BLENDED FUCKING FAMILY. YOU HATE DANIEL CAN CALL POPS WHEN TAYLOR IN TROUBLE N HE’LL JUMP THATS HIS BABY MOTHER ITS ALWAYS LOVE THERE.. BUT YOU GON TALK HIM DOWN ON A 1/2- half ass cause some somewhere cheated n you ain’t got over it… SO YOU USING TAROT READERS TO PEEK INTO THE NEXT CHAPTER N HOW YOU CAN SABOTAGE ANY WOMAN THATS A LEGIT FRIEND OR MOTHER FIGURE OR BRIGHT LIGHT FOR BETTER.. SO YOUNKEEP YO RANK ASS WIFE** CHEATING JOB ON PLAY.. - YOU FAILED ALL YO NIGGAS YOU DUMB HO PIMPS DONT WANT YOU YPU HOMELESS N FULL. LOOK AROUND YOU THE SORE THUMB ALWAYS FIGHTING SOMETHING CAUSE YOU GUILTY AS FUCK WITNIN YOURSELF AND YO OWN FUCKING LIVING ENVIRONMENT. I WALKED IN THAT HOUSE N FEEL PSYCHWARD WHITE WALLA TRYING TO PLAY OFF MEN TALL ILLNESSES WITH SOME FAKE WOOD FLOORS N LIGHT SHINING N AND OPEN FLOOR PLAN BUT YOU A MODERN DAY HOME HOARDER.. LEE AN OLD VICTORIAN HOUSE HOARDER.. YA HPUSE FITS THE TIME FRAME IN WHICH YO THINKING N BODY STUCK IN - WHY YOU DOING COKE GETTING CAUGHT BY MALIK N LYING SAYING ITS TRISTAN WHEN I WAS OVER JULY 4th n WE NEED REHAB.. NO BITCH THEM BOYS NEED A BETTER MOTHER. IT AINT YOU BITCH. KIMBERLY TAYLOR JR N RAYVIN HOW LAULA MAKE YOU FEEL… KIMBERLY YOU LIKE GOD NOW .. BUT WHAT CHANGED - ME WALKING TO YO LIFE BUT LEAVING WITH THE TRUTH IN FULL ON 1/2- why Paula won’t fucking face me unless throwing a bullshit “ you pretty compliment” TAYLORS N RAYVIN HOW SHE GET YA WHEN SHE FIRST MET YOU VS WHEN SHE FIRST MET ME TO NOW REGINA YOU TWO.. WHAT CHANGED DANIEL!? How Cashay know so much off so little time w us - THE DAMN POINTLESS PRINTER FIGHT.. WHY YOU WANT ME TO CUSS TRISTAN OUT WHEN YOU DID THE MOST AND I DONT HAVE THE FULL PICTURE - LEAVING THE HOUSE W THE WASHER ON.. N THE DOGS. I GOT THERE WHERE THEY AT NOW AND WHY - MY. FIRST TIME HUGGING YOU - I STINK YOU GOT CANCER FOR FUCKING OVER ME. MY MOM. MY DAUGHTERS. N MY SISTERS FOR SOME GOT DAMN “slave money n fame” BITCH WHAT WAS U GUNA DO PAULA FUCK 2pac again Regina n cook!? HELL NO BITCH. GET OUT MY PLATE MY NIGGA HAPPY W ME FAR N CLOSE BUT LIE TO YOU CAUSE YOU THE FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN DEVIL. APPLY IT TO WHOM IT FIT💋
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Satan Claus
You looked at the man donned in his black suit with a wine red tie. He was Satan, or Lucifer as you guys put it. The man himself in a "meat" suit. Hades, the younger brother of the Almighty, banished to the damned underground. A knock on the door. feeble man walked up to Satan with a stack of letters. Satan sighed, rubbed his temples. "It's the bloody day of the year again." " Your letters, sir." The small man says. Sometimes he adores the kids. This time he really doesn't. There were more letters this year. "kids should really learn how to spell." He mumbles. He's been putting on some weight, his suit is getting tighter, poor hounds that have to drag his fat ass to houses. He has decided. Bad kids will get toys from him, not coal from the fat man. After All, they fed him cookies and milk. He throws some toys into a small bag before walking to the basement where his "sleigh", a small yoy monkey that is spoilt and will continuously bang the cymbals untilil you're annoyed. Basically satanic toys of your worst nightmare.The transport was simple; just four hell hounds dragging a sled. He really hates Christmas. Centuries in that hot furnace and then a day in the snow. Extreme ends of temperatures. Not his thing. He prepares dog treats for his 'reindeer' as well. After all, they were the one doin all the work.
"Mama, do reindeers eat dog treats?" A girl asked her mother. "I don't supposed so, honey." A lady gently replies her daughter. "They eat carrots and apples may be." The young girl nodded. Before placing a bag of treats next to cookies and a cup of milk. There's a note to it. "Sorrey Satan. I donno wad your rain dears eat, but I god dem some doggy food.Sorrey.
The note was badly scribbled. She's 3, still learning to spell.
Satan stops at a house. fairy lights display, smelled of chocolate chip cookies and fresh milk.It would hurt, crawling down the chimney. He would get burnt. It's a stupid idea. The lights were off, The family's asleep.
As acelestial being, he poofed himself in. Brightly lit kitchen, with cookies and milk for the fat man. And a bag of doggy treats and ahand written note.
He took the doggy treats and a gift on the table.He took a pen out from his chest pocket. "Santa thanks you and so do the deers." He scribbled back. A family photo hung above the fire place. A little girl in two pig tails, hugging her mother.
Because she gave the food. This girl will be going to heaven This girl is banned from hell.
Dear brother please take care of her.
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He's got another point too he's already poor and he's too close to it and he's thinking about all the time because of these people and he's trying not to and he keeps reminding him sometimes up to 900 times a day that he's poor and in trouble he keeps telling the f*** off and they won't and then these people are stupid okay they're dumber than hell foreigners and others are using them as a threat and it's just going to keep going and get worse and worse they need to be exterminated and he's right too they don't have a will to live for squat and he was poor already and hated them already now he just wants to murder them all and you can't figure out what to do ken is in the same situation as are the engineers things are being done they're being abolished and they should be in a really stupid I'll tell you what being poor at all is a damn nuisance interfere and he grew up in upper middle class now he grow up kind of lower class but he had everything he needed and he still had Tomorrow money and earn money have you learned how to but this is really poor they don't even do that there so God damn lame and their company is a piece of s*** and hardly exists there's only a few thousand people in it this gerson Lehman s*** and it's theirs. This guy Trump had all these businesses and he can't figure out what we're talking about most of the time he said you're going against your own s*** you need stuff to do things even that other thing what is wrong with you you want to give up all your stuff and make it really easy to Target you cuz you're invincible oh you know how to program that's stupid you're a f****** dead f*** now I know what he's saying I can't resist because they're forcing you it was for our plan and we realized something they're going all over the place they take this area it's less area to watch the other side of the coin it's like 50/50 is brought on by them and their women cuz they're so bright they said it too they're like chimpanzees you don't like these people they don't like you and we've seen them do it with other animals and they're not shop no they're very sharp they know how to put poop around and then pee and all sorts of things you would think they don't and they do that these animals are cunning and clever and they're dangerous as hell and deadly I would say and he says it's intelligence and they have just enough to get into a lot of trouble so we're in trouble and it's because of these idiots and the foreigners are in trouble because these idiots and they're getting us to fight and he couldn't it could be his brother and we don't have evidence cuz this fat ass returns in the way now this retard doesn't have these clothes and his back and he needs that computer and he can't seem to get it because he doesn't know how to program and would lose that fight so there's an obvious problem and he looks like the source of all this misery because of it
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@2dayze mixed: 'yeah. i can make you an omelette.'
Okay, well that's a first.
❝ Two, you like...hate cooking. ❞ For as much as Two eats, his attitude towards creating dishes has never been the best; hell, even the image of him slaving away over a stove is enough to prompt a wicked grin, Liv's gaze sharp and intrigued as she studies the other from her position in the covers. ❝ —and you know, I'm actually fucking starving. So burning those eggs might have consequences. ❞
Not really, though Two definitely doesn't need to know that.
She's poking fun at the other's aversion to cooking, but the gratitude tinging Olivia's words uncharacteristically warm can't be missed. It's much too fucking comfortable in this damn bed, the extra pillows a touch she knows he orchestrated for her benefit. People can think what they want, but Two Dayze? He's actually a big fat softie.
( And it's this thought that sees Olivia laughing, blue eyes flitting from his face to the ceiling. )
God, he'd kill me if he heard that.
❝ Do we even have anything to go into it? I'm pretty sure an omelette needs some kind of filling — well, the good ones do. ❞ They're lucky enough to have scored a hotel room at all given how busy the Halloween season can be; yet not only had the found a room last minute, they'd actually been upgraded to one with a kitchen. Thank god. Amusement park food is so damn expensive, especially during Halloween events. ❝ Well...I do have Samuel's card. We could play rich and order a bunch of room service to screw him over; then you wouldn't have to cook and could stay in this comfy-ass bed with me, Stinky. ❞
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