#god bless this woman
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ria-coolgirl · 5 months ago
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Hey, so I have an important question for the lost boys fandom. *inhales* HOW THE HECK IS LUCY NOT HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BY THE END OF THE MOVIE!!!
Like seriously that woman has more patience than most 80s moms, sure she gets angry and annoyed, but if I was her I would be going crazy after experiencing that. And if the boys manage to survive she would absolutely yell the shit out of them and if they catch an attitude with her I know full well that in that house has a gun and would aim it directly at their face with no hesitation.
Smoking cigarettes or weed? She would snatch it out of David or Paul’s hands and then smoke it for herself. Talking bad about her? Will pull them aside and say the most terrifying things you can’t imagine leaving behind very shaken up boys who just stand there for hours maybe even days. Bring something that you’re not supposed to like a dead body? Will stare at you and make you feel like you’re staring into the eyes of death and make you buried the body far away from the house.
What do you guys think?
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theleafling · 1 year ago
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the way that victoria pedretti is single handedly holding the sapphic community together is insane. she is literally pumping out queer media constantly... like if you told me a few months ago that she would be staring in a gay audio erotica and then like 2 months later in a gay movie I'd be in shambles
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sadslothsims · 2 years ago
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Labor went a lot faster than she'd thought, after taking a bath to help her contractions the baby had enough and decided to be born in Syd's bathroom! Or should I say... babies 👀😀
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redhoodfucker69 · 1 year ago
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bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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chichihuahua1413 · 6 months ago
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getting your hair braided by your grandma after a bad day has got to be one of the best things ever
especially if she's giving you life advice
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u3pxx · 1 year ago
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uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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evermorebytaylorswift · 1 year ago
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in tree paine we trust
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finnsworldfr · 1 year ago
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i almost spat out my drink
Me(actively in a call w my gf): oh no i have a new blorbo Her: what's a blorbo? me: uhhhh.... it's umm.. when you obsess over a character, like a lot. there is a brief pause. Her: you're my blorbo. <3
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specialshinytrinkets · 15 days ago
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OP, how could you not share the link
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for those of us with more refined palates who have evolved above and beyond yaoi high, there is another masterpiece by the same author.. it is about osmosis jones as a gay mute prostitute who does crimes. it’s great
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the-fandom-abyss · 2 years ago
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“Could you imagine a world where everybody's the same?
And you could cancel a girl 'cause she just wanted to change?
How could you throw fucking stones if you ain't been through her pain?
That's why we feel so alone, that's why we feel so much shame”
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andreabandrea · 4 months ago
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"Character gains weight after the story is over to show they're happy and healing" = good
"Male character becomes a woman after the story is over to show she's happy and healing" = really good.
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elodieunderglass · 2 months ago
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(Killie the jockey OC and his coworkers)
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(Killie is absurdly strong! but also - this is important, listen up, Rossa - the instructions are written on the cap)
(As a dual champion flat and jump jockey, Killie is capable of opening jars and also immune to the lure of the single grape)
#Killie#jockeyposting 🏇#pippa knows his first name of course. they actually dated for a bit. it wasn’t super successful and it was making their parents#way too happy.#and apart from the job and the horse obsessions and sharing the same shoe size they didn’t have much to say to each other.#well. Killie doesn’t say much generally. but they both deserved better. and the forward momentum was definitely pushing them rapidly towards#Marriage and Kids (two to four exquisitely tiny jockey babies)#Killie thinks Pippa’s probably mad at him for the breakup#but actually she has a lot of respect and affection for him which is good because he broke up with her by going#HI. CAN WE BREAK UP PLEASE. and she asked why and he just 😟 at her with absolutely no answer at all while she got stressed#and then recalibrated to Planet Killie and asked Do You Want To Break Up Killie? and he said YES in tremendous relief#Any Particular Reason Killie? NO#SORRY#Don’t Worry About It. Thank You For Telling Me.#in another world Cillian and Philippa have a princess/knight dynamic but the roles of who is princess and who is knight#are extremely unclear. also both of them are the horse.#Pippa is annoyed by the Pip nickname but Rossa (Irish pronunciation a bit like ROE-sha) prefers Ross as a nickname because it’s less rosy#and while its traditional for male jockeys to have diminutive names like Ruby and Franny and so on#Rossa feels he has troubles enough.#maybe when he’s a champion.#Rossa and Pippa are hurtling towards dating and both are annoyed by this.#and both of them like Killie a lot#and Killie suspects they are hunting him for sport 😌#other details: Pippa and Rossa are wearing the large unisex colours that are kept for whatever jockey is riding for whatever owner#while Rossa is tall he’s narrow and Pippa is a small woman so the unisex one-size-fits-all silks are a bit big on them and are tucked in#and have hair elastics at the wrists to stop them being#too baggy and Pippa’s folded the sleeves back before securing them. but Killie#as we know is the prince of a rotten little dynasty and special pet of a mad billionaire owner#and he belongs to that stable and has his own silks which fit him. god bless.
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af-l · 3 months ago
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aw gee,.. sorry for not posting, everypony ><'! here's some lesbian spideypool..!
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The Terror x Maya Angelou
Created for @theterrorbingo prompt: "Wherever thou goest."
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u3pxx · 1 year ago
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can i show you guys an old oc of mine her name is reina (she/he) and he is a retired villain and also he loves her superhero wife a lot
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anglerfishjellies · 14 days ago
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everyone play the @scapegoated-if demo NOW
meet my white woman cecilia she is french (ew), had an affair with george harrison and will hopefully be radicalized further throughout the course of the game 😋 also she's trying to live out her jane and serge moment with penn and violently denying any feelings for vince since she doesn't want the rumor that she's fucking her bandmates to be true
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