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ferfbish · 7 months ago
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My scrotum hurts from having to carry these giant balls all day😎😎😎
this is a cry for help
have you tryd cuting them off?
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zaycheese · 1 year ago
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Lol sorry I was staring, I don't hate u I promise, it's just I'm a bit of a hedonist and also an artist and if I start looking at people for a little to long I start worshiping the human figure, I don't have a crush on u or anything and I'm not religious lol I just see people sometimes and if you told me god sculpted each face and patch of skin by hand I would believe you lmao, like sometimes I look at the way your glasses for your face or that freckle sits under her eye and I wonder if it's just the indents of the universes fingertips that make the patterns on our skin, like an u sanded clay figure, the way your face crinkles just so when you smile makes me think everythings gonna be okay, yeah sorry lol.
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sing-me-under · 1 year ago
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I don’t know why, but I get really tired of fics where they’re like “Bruce has been sheltered his entire life and has absolutely no sense for normal people” as though he didn’t go on a world tour in literally every iteration of his existence before becoming Batman. Yes, he was absolutely sheltered as a teenager, and maybe he still held onto some naïveté in his early Batman years, but Batman literally faces every fucking crime there is, and I bet that little Bruce stubbornly traumatized himself with true crime shows and case studies. One does not become Batman and stay sheltered. Yes, unlike most people, he had the safety net of a home and a fat bank account to return to, but that really only applied in the States with legal identification. This man just kinda traveled the world with like the bare minimum and built a name and network for himself from scratch from pure skill, stubbornness, and his weird Mary Sue aura where everyone wants to fuck him. I can guarantee he’s nearly starved to death on multiple occasions, has slept in the worst conditions possible, and actually been fucking tortured in every sense of the word. You don’t need to be born and raised in poverty to have experienced food insecurities and the worst that humanity has to offer.
Anyway, this is just me just being fed up with the fics and posts where they treat Bruce as if he’s never experienced a single hardship in his life beyond the death of his parents when he was 8 years old. Bruce Wayne is the most empathetic, self-sacrificing motherfucker in Existence. He’s still an over controlling asshole, but he’s self aware and tries to understand why criminals do crime things.
Batman deserves to have a backstory where he actually developed and experienced his own coming-of-age as a mature member of society instead of being some vengeful middle school syndrome kid maneuvering a skin sack of nearly 300 lbs of muscle and fancy technology.
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doodleduck · 7 months ago
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I was at the dentist today and across the waiting room this dad and his small child were sitting, and the child was getting restless and all squirmy. So eventually once baby was on the edge of a meltdown, this dad let out the most exhausted sigh and stands up and pulls out his phone. Next thing I know he’s playing Gangnam Style full volume and the kid starts BUSTING it down, absolutely grooving it, tantrum completely ignored. The dad started to dance too and him and everybody in the room was laughing. I was smiling ear to ear
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animal-123-crazy · 5 months ago
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Im going to explode from how adorable this is
A meeting of dragons.
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gorgo4ne · 6 months ago
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Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something
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quietncopacetic · 2 days ago
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i hope every single person i know, knows i love them with my whole heart
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hinamie · 19 days ago
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newest issue of first years fashion just dropped
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fushiguro megumi#itafushikugi#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#this quickly got away from me#taking hina from 3 days ago who thought 'yeah ill do 3 outfits for each of them what's the harm' and strangling her w my bare hands#original concept fr this was drawing the kids each matching a different outfit w gojo#but i got frustrated by th heights and placement so i said no tall people allowed and scrapped gojo from plans <3#tbh it wouldnt have been /that/ much better in terms of workload but the 3 drawings it would have saved me isnt nothing#but im just complaining fr nothing atp lmao i love all of these sm i love playing dress up with my tuoys (the jjk first years)#love treating them like mannequins i love coming up w outfits layer those kids UP#nobara especially i have so much fun brainstorming she looks good in everything To Me#i dressed megumi more smart casual than normal bc he's got gojo's credit card info and if i want him in balenciagas gdi he's gna get them#also listen i love megumi we know this but fr the sake of not dressing him in solid colour slacks and sweaters 3 different ways#i gave him the workout fit. it cant b yuuji all the time ok i think we deserve megumi in a compression shirt as a treat#speaking of yuuji good god where do i start#he's definitely stylish but in a 'got dressed in the dark/threw on the first articles of clothing i saw' way and i adore him so much for it#wears things tht make him happy w no regard for how they may or may not look tgt bless his heart#also i drew th skateboard fr posing purposes entirely forgetting my prior hc that yuuji cant skate so i roughed him up fr consistency#th boy just ate concrete but is ready to get back up and try again what a champ#anyway bless this line and shading style i lov u less detailed render i love u sharp swoopy fabric lines#saved me sm time fr#also this is my application fr the mappa jjk marketing team they should hire me and let me dress the chars id be so good i promise#ill even take out the vocaloid and pop culture references i wont infringe on any ip i sweaaarr
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suchamazingness · 3 months ago
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It’s 6 am and im watching restoration videos and when they fill a tub with water and put a Lil Guy™️ in there it gives me so much peace
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19-020221 · 5 months ago
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studying finances. it all comes from greed
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pawsnifferpup · 4 months ago
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if you have a transfem lover I do not even know how to begin to explain how important it is that you touch her without her having to ask
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luwha · 1 month ago
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Not telling y'all that you should be able to identify AI slop (but it is a valuable skill, you totes should), but if you're to be accusing artists of being AI left and right at least go and do your homework, or at least do the bare minimum and use AI identification tools like Hive Moderation, so you 1- don't ruin someone's lifehood 2- don't make a clown out of yourself maybe
Like, i get it, AI slop and "AI artists" pretending to be genuine is getting harder and harder to identify, but just accusing someone out of the blue and calling it a day doesn't make it any better.
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The AI clowns shifted to styles that have less "tells" and the AI arts are becoming better. Yeah, it sucks ass.
They're also integrating them with memes, so you chuckle and share, like those knights with pink backgrounds, some cool frog and a funny one liner, so you get used to their aesthetic.
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This is an art from the new coming set Final Fantasy for MtG. This is someone on Reddit accusing someone of using AI. From what i can tell, and i fucking hate AI, there is NO AI used on this image.
As far as i can tell and as far as any tool i've used, the Artist didn't use AI. which leads to the next one:
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they accused the artist of this one of using Ai. the name of this artist is Nestor Ossandon.
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He as already been FALSELY ACCUSED of using AI, because he drew a HAND THAT LOOKED A LITTLE WEIRD, which caused a statement from D&D Beyond, confirming that no AI has been used.
Not to repeat mysef, they're accusing the art above, that is by Nestor, to have used Ai.
REAL artists are not machines. And just like the AI slop, we are not perfect and we make mistakes. The hands we draw have wonky fingers sometimes. The folds we draw are weird. But we are REAL. We are real people. And hey, some of our "mistakes" sometimes are CHOICES. Artistic choices are a thing yo.
If you're to accuse someone of using Ai, i know it's getting hard to identify. But come on. At least do your due diligence.
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divorcedwife · 3 months ago
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who wants to plays bunnys gate 3 with me
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palarien · 5 months ago
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sketched this out at jury duty actually
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sapphic-storm69 · 2 years ago
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Spiderverse thots
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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago
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Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-
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