#god I love people

[lilyevansgirlconfirmed]

Sirius Black for British VOGUE

[ferfbish]

My scrotum hurts from having to carry these giant balls all day😎😎😎

this is a cry for help

have you tryd cuting them off?

[zaycheese]

Lol sorry I was staring, I don't hate u I promise, it's just I'm a bit of a hedonist and also an artist and if I start looking at people for a little to long I start worshiping the human figure, I don't have a crush on u or anything and I'm not religious lol I just see people sometimes and if you told me god sculpted each face and patch of skin by hand I would believe you lmao, like sometimes I look at the way your glasses for your face or that freckle sits under her eye and I wonder if it's just the indents of the universes fingertips that make the patterns on our skin, like an u sanded clay figure, the way your face crinkles just so when you smile makes me think everythings gonna be okay, yeah sorry lol.

[doodleduck]

I was at the dentist today and across the waiting room this dad and his small child were sitting, and the child was getting restless and all squirmy. So eventually once baby was on the edge of a meltdown, this dad let out the most exhausted sigh and stands up and pulls out his phone. Next thing I know he’s playing Gangnam Style full volume and the kid starts BUSTING it down, absolutely grooving it, tantrum completely ignored. The dad started to dance too and him and everybody in the room was laughing. I was smiling ear to ear

[sing-me-under]

I don’t know why, but I get really tired of fics where they’re like “Bruce has been sheltered his entire life and has absolutely no sense for normal people” as though he didn’t go on a world tour in literally every iteration of his existence before becoming Batman. Yes, he was absolutely sheltered as a teenager, and maybe he still held onto some naïveté in his early Batman years, but Batman literally faces every fucking crime there is, and I bet that little Bruce stubbornly traumatized himself with true crime shows and case studies. One does not become Batman and stay sheltered. Yes, unlike most people, he had the safety net of a home and a fat bank account to return to, but that really only applied in the States with legal identification. This man just kinda traveled the world with like the bare minimum and built a name and network for himself from scratch from pure skill, stubbornness, and his weird Mary Sue aura where everyone wants to fuck him. I can guarantee he’s nearly starved to death on multiple occasions, has slept in the worst conditions possible, and actually been fucking tortured in every sense of the word. You don’t need to be born and raised in poverty to have experienced food insecurities and the worst that humanity has to offer.

Anyway, this is just me just being fed up with the fics and posts where they treat Bruce as if he’s never experienced a single hardship in his life beyond the death of his parents when he was 8 years old. Bruce Wayne is the most empathetic, self-sacrificing motherfucker in Existence. He’s still an over controlling asshole, but he’s self aware and tries to understand why criminals do crime things.

Batman deserves to have a backstory where he actually developed and experienced his own coming-of-age as a mature member of society instead of being some vengeful middle school syndrome kid maneuvering a skin sack of nearly 300 lbs of muscle and fancy technology.

[toomanywordsnllines]

Me: wakes up

My Tumblr: slaps me with notes full of poetry

Me: Tears in my eyes* this for me?

[animal-123-crazy]

Im going to explode from how adorable this is

A meeting of dragons.

[19-020221]

studying finances. it all comes from greed

[gorgo4ne]

Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

[all-made-of-stardust]

@thalia-amongst-the-thorns this is us

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[almondcroissantsandink]

i've been BELTING out the Epic concept album in the car to and from work the past couple of weeks, esp. the bit where Odysseus cries out for Athena at the end of Love in Paradise, and I thought it would be funny if the goddess herself was like WHY is this person in rural NY state calling for me every day at 8:40am and after 5pm

[all-made-of-stardust]

humans can sing. this

is one of life's great wonders.

so logic dictates

one day in the stars

there will exist symphonies

and one sings of you

~ me

[yourlocalenbyreblogs]

listen we are very happy bc one of our favorite people on disc just saw us respond to their message and went :0 nea!!!!!!!! hii!!!!!!! so excuse us, sobbing