#god I love people

[ferfbish]

My scrotum hurts from having to carry these giant balls all day😎😎😎

this is a cry for help

have you tryd cuting them off?

[zaycheese]

Lol sorry I was staring, I don't hate u I promise, it's just I'm a bit of a hedonist and also an artist and if I start looking at people for a little to long I start worshiping the human figure, I don't have a crush on u or anything and I'm not religious lol I just see people sometimes and if you told me god sculpted each face and patch of skin by hand I would believe you lmao, like sometimes I look at the way your glasses for your face or that freckle sits under her eye and I wonder if it's just the indents of the universes fingertips that make the patterns on our skin, like an u sanded clay figure, the way your face crinkles just so when you smile makes me think everythings gonna be okay, yeah sorry lol.

[doodleduck]

I was at the dentist today and across the waiting room this dad and his small child were sitting, and the child was getting restless and all squirmy. So eventually once baby was on the edge of a meltdown, this dad let out the most exhausted sigh and stands up and pulls out his phone. Next thing I know he’s playing Gangnam Style full volume and the kid starts BUSTING it down, absolutely grooving it, tantrum completely ignored. The dad started to dance too and him and everybody in the room was laughing. I was smiling ear to ear

[sing-me-under]

I don’t know why, but I get really tired of fics where they’re like “Bruce has been sheltered his entire life and has absolutely no sense for normal people” as though he didn’t go on a world tour in literally every iteration of his existence before becoming Batman. Yes, he was absolutely sheltered as a teenager, and maybe he still held onto some naïveté in his early Batman years, but Batman literally faces every fucking crime there is, and I bet that little Bruce stubbornly traumatized himself with true crime shows and case studies. One does not become Batman and stay sheltered. Yes, unlike most people, he had the safety net of a home and a fat bank account to return to, but that really only applied in the States with legal identification. This man just kinda traveled the world with like the bare minimum and built a name and network for himself from scratch from pure skill, stubbornness, and his weird Mary Sue aura where everyone wants to fuck him. I can guarantee he’s nearly starved to death on multiple occasions, has slept in the worst conditions possible, and actually been fucking tortured in every sense of the word. You don’t need to be born and raised in poverty to have experienced food insecurities and the worst that humanity has to offer.

Anyway, this is just me just being fed up with the fics and posts where they treat Bruce as if he’s never experienced a single hardship in his life beyond the death of his parents when he was 8 years old. Bruce Wayne is the most empathetic, self-sacrificing motherfucker in Existence. He’s still an over controlling asshole, but he’s self aware and tries to understand why criminals do crime things.

Batman deserves to have a backstory where he actually developed and experienced his own coming-of-age as a mature member of society instead of being some vengeful middle school syndrome kid maneuvering a skin sack of nearly 300 lbs of muscle and fancy technology.

[toomanywordsnllines]

Me: wakes up

My Tumblr: slaps me with notes full of poetry

Me: Tears in my eyes* this for me?

[animal-123-crazy]

Im going to explode from how adorable this is

A meeting of dragons.

[gorgo4ne]

Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something

[suchamazingness]

It’s 6 am and im watching restoration videos and when they fill a tub with water and put a Lil Guy™️ in there it gives me so much peace

[19-020221]

studying finances. it all comes from greed

[pawsnifferpup]

if you have a transfem lover I do not even know how to begin to explain how important it is that you touch her without her having to ask

[divorcedwife]

who wants to plays bunnys gate 3 with me

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?

[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually

[dimeadozencows]