#goat cage

[rmspeltzfarm]

Goats in the Horse Trailer?

[s0fter-sin]

fainting goat hybrid!ghost whose father and brother loved to scare him and make him faint; exploiting a weakness he didn’t understand and didn’t know how to stop. they took sadistic pleasure in watching his body lock up and fall to the ground with no hope of catching himself until he ended up with more bruises and scrapes from falling than from being beaten

that helplessness chafed at him and he forced himself through the drawbacks of his biology to secure a place in the military, even with the prejudice against prey animals. just for him to take a mission in mexico and find himself enduring the “hospitality” of roba who thinks his involuntary paralysis is a great deal of fun; especially when he learns he’s conscious the whole time

what haunts ghost most is his waking autopsy

not the pain of the incisions, not the trauma of watching roba reach into his body and play with his insides, but the knowledge that he couldn't get away because his own body betrayed him. he wasn't put under, no drugs coursed through his system. he didn’t have restraints fitted on him to lock him to the operating table. it wasn’t necessary

roba just had to make him faint first

after digging himself out of his grave, ghost puts himself on a dangerous cocktail of muscle relaxers and other medications; hormones that block hybrid instincts, vasodilators to increase blood flow and stop his muscles locking up, anti-anxiety meds to cut off his surprise response at the root. he puts his body through the wringer to the point that medical is constantly worried for his health and shocked that he isn't regularly OD’ing

but he will never let his body betray him again

[failyaoi]

deadly alliance/armageddon doodles

[tomboxed]

collection of cagetsung drawings i made this evening :3

[questintheskies]

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Me having Narinder paired up with a follower (Thorjulbre) instead of Lamb is so inheritly funny to me

because whilst others are constructing these narratives of two beings of power interwoven with each other’s fates - my guys are over here being the most casually married fuckers in existence

Like this millepede (i think?) fucker decided to befriend the Ex God of Death, it worked and then kissed him and it worked and now they have three kids.

Ig my Narinder just needed an uninvolved third party who cares about him to calm his edge down and help him with his issues lmfao

and yknow it doesn’t help the brainrot Im once again doodling them so. thorjulbre just powerful like that ig

[nerice]

(maleniaposting again) saw someone say there's a good chance that bc she's blind she never realized that miquella was stolen & that's why she attacks you. bc she thinks she is still safeguarding his transformation........... and i've been so??????!!!!!!!!!!! circling this like a fucking shark bc i always assumed the 'as i awaited his return' to be about him returning from wherever mohg kidnapped him to but it never really made sense!! that malenia doesn't go beat his ass and take her brother back (rationalized it as that after the caelid disaster she cannot risk going scarlet bloom again and losing herself which fighting mohg wld most likely cause) HOWEVER. HOWEVER!!!!! esp w the sote angle Miquella Traveling To The Realm Of Shadow *that* is what it is, right?? miquella built the haligtree sanctuary for her and all the other dispossessed, but her rot is already infecting it. corrupting it. it's in the treetops where you enter and down at the very roots where she rests. so miquella enters cocoon stasis bc he has to be better, different. different from marika and her golden order. which is why he travels to the lands of shadow, to learn of marika and her origins while in the meantime malenia is out fighting, conquering (the less she is at the haligtree the better) but then the caelid disaster happens & puts her in godslumber & finlay carries her back to the haligtree into the sanctum where she continues to sleep literally until you enter. the rot has taken her eyes. and mohg has taken miquella's cocoon while she was away, but there is no way for her to know that; she is defending this location on instinct. she doesn't know her brother is gone, and miquella doesn't know you killed his sister (yet !) :))

[psuedo-nymph]

I am SICK they can’t keep getting away with this

[john-gosh-darnielle]

let my eyes adjust

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia, watching Troll Indiana Jones: sweet sufferer i wish that was me

Aradia: wait a minute....

Aradia, picking up a whip and sweet hat: i'm the master 0f my 0wn destiny!

[lilyharvord]

I’m rereading King’s Cage to get a lil but more mindset for the characters and I COMPLETELY FORGOT how Mare and Maven just fucking throw Cal at each other like he’s a blunt force object to hurt the other XD I’m dead. Every fucking conversation ends up with one of them using him as a fucking brick against the other XD I forgot how much I LOVED IT XDDDD 

[d3m0l1t10n-lvrs]

Petition for the people who make fair rides to make them plus size accessible.

Earlier tonight, I went to a fair with my bestie. I couldn't go on any but two rides, one of them being the carousel. It was humiliating every time I got onto a ride and get strapped in, only to realize I can't fit. No matter how the ride operators pushed and pulled, the bar wouldn't click, or the seatbelt wouldn't buckle, then I had to do the embarrassing walk of shame behind the barrier, and watch my friend have all the fun.

And I don't wanna hear anyone's arguments about, "Well, if they just exercised, they wouldn't be plus size! 🤓☝️" Or, "Well it's unhealthy anyway! Why should we promote that by accommodating them? 🤡" Because I've heard it all, and I'm sick of it. There are so many reasons why someone may be plus size! And even if they are plus size because they're "lazy", does that mean they can't have fun? Also, literally EXISTING isn't promoting shit. If you look at me and worry about your kids looking like that, then that's your own issue you need to talk with a therapist about.

In conclusion, fuck fairs. What a waste of 40$.

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Ok.

Just saw the full trailer for Renfield.

I do not give 2 shits what anyone has to say about my boi Nicky being Dracula.

Nick Cage fucking ROCKS IT as Dracula and Nick Hoult is a fucking master as the titular character.

I'm fucking seeing it. I'm fucking gonna buy it.

I fucking NEED Nick Cage as fucking DRACULA in my God damn life.

[toonedtoons-blog]

Chip gets a W

Requested by @sirdarkhourglass

[kate-apologist]

showed my roommate hoodwinked today. absolutely terrified him with my depth of knowledge of the film. little does he know i'll defend it to the fucking death