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[mazlodowki]

IM ALIVE AND GOT MY OWN IPAD FOR BIRTHDAY + CHRISTMAS

have some doodles of @fisheebonez ‘s Delia because I am in love with her

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Sometimes you just gotta punch a wall ♡ Tho, there's something so silly about, like, yeah, just let them go ham. We'll be over here.

Delighted you see the vision because ever since SUF finished airing, heck, even midway through, it's all I could think about but just refused to write it myself, wanted it so bad. (＃＞＜) Also the way you describe it so perfect, she is absolutely stalking and I love her for it. Steven bailing her out of the police station would be everything to me. And yeah they're such a fun dynamic to play with, honestly, I kinda love Jasper would be severely allergic to him trying to help her, but post-SUF respects him somewhat? I think I'm too tired to articulate this anymore but I am chewing on the like a dog with a bone. I love them so fucking much.

Nolan "I would bring a whole ass tree instead of bouquet" determined to learn how to even use a camera just to spite this one fucker is truly beautiful. Nolan gains one hobby and it's spite driven. Mark tries to get more Dad/training time only to ordered to tackle some random vigilante or be on patrol to spot him. Mark is just "?????". Meanwhile, Debbie eagerly looks at the camera only to see it's just random, mostly blurry, images of some guy in a red-blue suit. The disbelief. I'd love to see that face she'd make, assuming Nolan was gonna immortalize their memories together. Like, "No, honey I have beef with some random chatty spider-themed vigilante and I will take pictures about it". Like okay, buddy, whatever you got going on I guess??? AND YES! Spidey would be so offended like OH, you trust HIM? It's mostly the mustache. JJ WOULD point out the mask-lessness as a trust thing LMAO. I love this.

The lack of villainous hierarchy is one of the things that will persistently drive me up the fucking wall, you are a super hero show, and you do not have a classic rogue gallery? A compelling rogue gallery that intentionally compares, contrasts the hero in an interesting light? Again, see: batman rogue gallery being iconic. It solves the problem of Mark's shaky morality ambiguity, and just fleshes him + new!Guardians if they fought those kind of battles together. It can truly flesh out the fucking world. What impact do heroes, and thus villains, have on society? Can we see Mark interacting with civilians? Earning their trust back, or even their hostility? I feel like Powerplex is such a fucking breath of fresh air 'cause they finally doing classic hero stuff, and there's a PERSONAL villain that can say something about Mark and the world. Like why didn't we do this from the GET GO????

I love Invincible because I'll be gnawing at the fucking walls for a scrap of goodness and then they'll finally throw me a bone like 5-6 episodes in like FINALLY. I WAS STARVED. CAN WE KEEP THIS GOING?

Also fr??? What is the world like and what the fuck does it mean to not work with the GDA? This is an ample opportunity to establish if vigilantes exist, to define what it fucking means to be a professional hero. Like, in bnha for example, there is a school for being a hero, there's a license, exams, agencies, there is a WORLD and LAW, but with Invincible I, again, do not know what is at stake if heroes do not work with the GDA anymore. Mark and Eve make a company, but did they USE TO get paid with the GDA? Like you said, is anybody without an apparently rich robot buddy that stole your blood and skin and face just screwed? AND YEAH THANK YOU. The Order JUST got introduced and I haven't heard shit about the Lizard League, not to mention we saw them and then Rock Guy basically told 'em to not get involved with the city, what the fuck??? Are we gonna see them again then or????? WHERE IS THE PERSONAL BEEF VILLAINS , other than Power plex, but WHAT ABOUT THE GUARDIANS???? Where's Immortal's nemesis, like???

OMFG THE ORDER'S EXES? She absolutely fits into the world domination group lmao. AND I'M CRYING, her pondering the ethics of outright using tips she got from exes to help Mark would be EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE. She's really like, no, I would want someone to bash Nolan's nose in, and just tells Mark whatever he needs. Honestly, fuck it, I'd love to see Debbie giving Mark tips too, I understand if she's not interested, it's boring to her, but there's something so funny to me about her being as dismissive w/ it with Nolan as with Mark in s1. Like, "oh, the president gets kidnapped plenty of times, do you honestly wanna go now? I'm ordering pizza :/ ". I know she's more concerned 'cause Mark keeps nearly fucking dying, but if they let him fucking win, that'd be a neat dynamic! It could also add/justify why Oliver doesn't take hero stuff seriously other than being a kid, it's because the whole house is dismissive to the danger!

Also, bonus side tangent I think you've seen the latest episodes but: the way they keep making Mark lose battles drives me up the fucking wall because at least when he lost in s1, it made fucking sense. He's inexperienced, being punched in the face with the REAL dangers! Plus, it drives me even crazier because, AGAIN, the peak Nolan vs Mark one-sided smack down, Mark got beat the fuck up but he won. He didn't give into Nolan's rhetoric, Nolan stopped, he realized he DID care. Nolan killed millions with ease but he lost. Mark had a point, and a heart, and I fucking love the "loser" and "winner" of the fight look like that. SO Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO MAKE MARK WIN A FIGHT WHILE STILL LOSING, in some important sense! Again with old man earthquake! Have Mark win the battle with monsters, but put trapped team mates at risk by being to aggressive or reckless and someone gets hurt.

Also again pertaining to the new episode, it drives me up the wall if they shuffled how they set up the season, we could've had a trained, more vicious Mark being violent towards MONSTERS/BEASTS, justifying Cecil's concerns! All the while Mark doesn't see it as murder because they can't talk/not people, THEN, have the whole dragon guy (looks like a beast, but is a person), and again, let Mark win that one! But have him realize later he killed a PERSON, not an entity or creature. Cecil could've avoided telling him until the Big Confrontation, if they pushed that back, and Mark could've had to wrestle with the idea he's killed two people, and one without even noticing/fully realizing. It adds to the drama, it shakes up his notion of murder. Let him have a breakdown even.

This show drives me insane. They had the pieces... they had then.. JUST PUT IT TOGETHER.

Anyways, back to Debbie. Truly let her be fucking selfish? Why should she feel so obligated to higher standards when Nolan went off the fucking fails and just avoided any consequences for the damages? He hurt her, again and again. He hurt their son. He ruined their life, and what? She has to be so honorable? So noble? Please. Her friends, if known the Guardians or any other potential casualties, fucking DIED. Also the "do you ever wonder if you could have stopped them, and do you ever feel a rush realizing you could have asked them to do something worse and they probably would have? just for you?" <- makes me go CRAZY. Like let her feel validated and SEEN??? Truly where is the villain exe/partner support group when she needs it??? I would have LOVED to seen her wrestling with that.

PLACATE DEBBIT OMG. Istg like honestly, GoG/GDA isn't your one fucking job to stop shit like this from happening and you DIDN'T? LET HER SAY THAT. Let her be mean or cruel or even ponder why no one else saw this coming? Let her sink into guilt only to think why should it be her responsibility to save the fucking world from her husband? Why didn't you guys step up? Also, again, her husband killed millions/thousands but didn't touch her, if I was a villain I am not even making eye contact.

Or, like if she's the reason Mark stood up against his Dad, I'd straight up threaten eroding Mark's moral compass. Like idk he listens to his mom. Again, with her being mean + never stop thinking of Oliver <3 = Like, straight up if Oliver has to be here, I'd love if she was uncomfortable or disliked him because of what he stood for, even if that wasn't in his control, let her do that!!! Like doesn't let him call her Mom. I also was again chanting for Teen Dad Mark, let Debbie not raise an affair child oh my god guys. CAN SHE LIVE????

Mark and Debbie could be guilt magnets in SUCH different ways but I am denied. Agony.

Also Debbie fully taking advantage of Cecil needed her alive + general recklessness would be incredible. Like straight up taken advantage she's built Mark's morality, and if she's gone, he's going to lose this fucking shit, and they're at risk for a Omni-Man Sequel. Let her be petty and smug omg. LET HER LIVEEEEEEE. Have her run head first or even casually stroll through a low villain crime spree so Cecil has to teleport her home. She just becomes a familiar face at the GDA. She likes their lounge. Sometimes she takes a comm and says hi to Mark or ask him to pick up something since he's near a restaurant in Spain she likes or something. Cecil fucking hates the fact agents greet her/inform her/treat her with similarity authority, like it'd be so fucking cool if villains, GDA staff, etc didn't mess with her???

And same? The s1 mystery had such a good fucking tone, even if it had faults, it had a coherency to it that s3 just doesn't??? Like can you stop checking off a list of Shit To Do and make a story again? Like think it through?

While I'm not too familiar with the DCU- your batfam meta posts are intiguing- so in transfering some of the broader strokes from them- I think you tackling a 'Mark isn't Nolan's biological son' fic would be fascinating. Sort of a step to the side of the 'what if Mark never got his powers' fic that sometimes pop up in the fandom

OOOOOO chewing on this currently, hm, the much a distinct flavor of exactly what you’re talking about, but the potential for more family drama depending on WHO knows. Does Mark know?? Is he waiting every day only to be crushed? Does he confused non-Debbie features with Nolan’s? I suppose I’m not the most enthusiastic about non-power AUs, but I think there’s something very fun to explore about Mark having to settle with, if he knows all his life, he will never have powers? I think the trajectory of his dreams will obviously shift, I can see him still having that distinct fatherly idolization, but perhaps embraces being useful to the GDA? Cecil’s number one intern—only intern—curtesy of nepotism, ha! There is something tickling me about Mark taking the Robin Route/Role for the Teen Team in terms of having no powers, just insane skills, BUT there’s something way more delicious about intern Mark when s1e01 happens and Mark tries snooping around to find out the truth about what happened to his Dad.

I wonder if, with Mark having a whole another father, if they’re more or less distant relationship, depending on WHEN Nolan entered Mark’s life? Like if Debbie met Nolan later for this, or just for fun, they dated once, separated (Mark being born during then), then they happened to stumble into each others lives again and Mark’s already been born, anywhere from tween to teenager so there’s a gap in how close they are. I feel like one important aspect of the whole Family Drama is how close they’re supposed to be, a functional, loving family turned upside down? So I wonder what more distance does. I wonder how Nolan copes when his family is entirely human and he can’t project onto Mark.

I love thinking about these, omg.

[fernisworm]

Lycan!Karl Heisenberg x Reader Headcanons (Pt1)

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no but for real JKLWEGEF i love this headcannon so fucking much like does karl or does karl not look like a werewolf anyway 

this kind of strayed from a headcanon list but idc i had a blast writing it lmao

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🎕 You can find Pt 2 here! (& Pt 3 here!)

❀ Characters: Lycan!Karl Heisenberg x (Gender Neutral!) Reader

❀ Warnings: Cursing, mention of blood

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🌟 Was very hesitant to tell you at first

🌟 Very afraid that you would become scared of him and he really didn’t want to lose you

🌟 Ofc you didn’t really care

🌟 I mean tbh you probably could have guessed because he has very canine-like tenancies the more you thought about it

🌟 Like really who gnaws on small bones like toothpicks 

🌟 And you now realise he was lying to you about not having fleas

🌟 Like seriously you were just joking when you asked him and he got really defensive about it for no reason but now you realise it’s because he has fleas

🌟 Overall you thought him being a werewolf was really cool 

🌟 You asked him a bunch of questions, really really interested in this side of him 

🌟 This made the experience all the better for him tbh

🌟 As you can imagine, Mother Miranda thought this was a very disturbing outcome from the Cadou and overall just hated that it happened

🌟 She told him she never wanted him to use his lycan form because it was a corruption of her precious gift

🌟 Overall Mother Miranda hated Heisenberg being half lycan and the level of her distaste for it rivalled her distaste for Moreau 

🌟 Heisenberg doesn’t give a fuck about what MM says but it stills weighs on him sometimes

🌟 Alcina likes to remind Heisenberg of this constantly

🌟 “Oh you think she likes you more than me? Listen buddy at least I’m not a flea-ridden mutt lmfao 🤭”

🌟 “Yikes don’t bite me I might catch rabies or sumn 🤢🤢“

🌟 The other lords don’t mention him being a werewolf much bc they’re too scared of Karl tbh

🌟 The fact that you were so kind and excited about it was actually really refreshing for him

🌟 He finally has someone who isn’t disgusted by his lycan side besides the other lycans

🌟 You actively accommodate his lycan side into your daily life

🌟 On full moons n shit you’ll ask if he wants to sit on top of the factory and look at the moon n stuff

🌟 You are very understanding of times where he just needs to be alone so he can let loose and run around in his lycan form 

🌟 Sometimes he’s gone for hours, sometimes days but you know he’s fine and he’ll come back when he’s ready

🌟 One time you had to go into town on a full moon and Karl decided to stay home but when you returned you found out he literally tore up his room

🌟 Like literally pillows were gutted and drapes were shredded, he literally tore a corner of his mattress off and literally everything was strewn about the room

🌟 To top it all off it was quite literally one of those posts where owners take photos of their dogs after they’ve misbehaved

🌟 It was almost comical the way Heisenberg was sitting in the middle of the room when you opened the door with him being all like “Uh, hey.... you’re home early 👀💧“

🌟 You also found out that the lycans listen to Heisenberg because he is literally the pack leader, big pack leader energy

🌟 Even Urias listens to him like fr Heisenberg is the pack leader

🌟 To tie back to my earlier point, Heisenberg does have fleas and they are very real

🌟 Sometimes he will sit and scratch for hours and you wonder how the hell he got them in the first place

🌟 One time you actually tried to treat him for fleas and god it went horribly

🌟 That man repels water like the plague, especially when you have flea-treatment in hand

🌟There’s nothing very noticeable about Heisenberg when he’s not in his lycan form, other than the fact his ears are a little bit pointed at the tips and his teeth (especially his canines) are bigger and sharper than what would be considered normal

🌟 He has an enhanced sense of hearing and smell, and to an extent his sight is even affected

🌟 You began to notice that, particularly around full moons, Karl would seem to become more sensitive to everything, reacting to loud sounds and strong smells and even bright lights

🌟 Around these times you’ll usually notice him spending less time in the factory itself, usually in his room or outside

🌟 Honestly the factory is probably the worst place for him to be around a full moon with the intense stink of motor oil and burning metal, not to mention the constant whirring and clashing of machinery

🌟 You opted to buy him ear plugs and incense sticks/candles to help him as best you could 

🌟 He appreciates it, especially because he’s so used to having to deal with all this on his own 

🌟 (that doesn’t mean he likes to show his appreciation very much lmao, but deep down you know he really does appreciate everything you do)

🌟 He’s pretty moody too tbh and more irritable than usual around a full moon

🌟 Despite your keen interest and understanding of Heisenberg being a werewolf, he doesn’t particularly like you catching him in his lycan form

🌟 As I said, despite you being very loving and understanding about it he’s still worried that after seeing his actual lycan form you’ll change your mind

🌟 But also he can be a bit unpredictable in his lycan form, especially during supermoons and shit

🌟 You know he’d never hurt you but he insists that it’s safer if he stays away from you

🌟 However, that doesn’t mean you haven’t seen his lycan form for yourself

🌟 One time your curiosity got the better of you and you followed him out of the factory

🌟 You distanced yourself so he wouldn’t see you but it was really dark anyway so you only caught a few good glimpses of him in lycan form before he disappeared into the night, and that was the first time you ‘saw’ his lycan form

🌟 The only time you ever really feared for your own safety was the other occasion you’d seen his lycan form

🌟 You had walked into his workshop following Karl getting off the phone with Lady Dimitrescu, and you realised she’d been winding him up (which she so often did)

🌟 🌟 🌟 

After slamming the phone back into place Heisenberg rested his hands on the workbench in front of him, you watching on silently from the doorway.

A few moments of heavy breathing passed before he suddenly pulled everything from the table, slamming it onto the floor in a fit of anger.

“Stupid fucking bitch,” He growled, starting to pace the room. “Who gave her the fucking right?” 

Heisenberg moved towards another workbench, pulling everything from the surface as he had done with the first workbench. This time a more animalistic growl left his mouth, alarming you slightly. You decided that you needed to step in before things escalated any further.

“Heisenberg? What’s wrong?” You called, stepping into the room. At first it seemed as though he hadn’t even heard you, continuing to mutter to himself angrily. 

You continued to approach him slowly, noticing the way Heisenberg began to twitch and snarl quietly. 

“Karl, are you okay-?” You reached out to touch his shoulder, and almost immediately he slammed you into the nearest wall. 

He began to growl again, and you noticed that his teeth looked sharper and pointier than usual. That was when you realised he was beginning to turn.

And it was now that you became aware of the sharp, stinging sensation in both your arms, glancing over to see that Heisenberg’s hands had already begun to physically change, his claws digging into your arms as he held you firmly in place. 

It took a moment for him to process things, it seemed, and then he realised what was going on.

“(Y/n)?” his head twitched for a moment, and he seemed to wince before quickly  returning his attention back to you. “What the fuck are you doing in here?”

A wave of fear washed over you; his voice was unlike anything you had ever heard. It was distorted into a gross growl, as if he was barely holding back the beast that was inside. 

You had no words for him, only staring back, frozen with fear.

Heisenberg glanced down to where he was holding you, noticing your bloodied arms. He released his grip almost immediately, looking back to you with a panicked look in his eyes. 

You realised what had upset him, trying to wipe the small amount of blood from your arms. “K-Karl, I’m fine, i-it’s nothing, really!”

You took a step forward, trying to comfort him, but Heisenberg only jumped back further. He looked around wildly for a moment before haphazardly using his powers to drag a workbench between the two of you. 

Almost immediately after the action he doubled over in what seemed to be pain, staggering backwards and leaning against another workbench. 

“Karl, calm down- please, we need to-” You barely had a chance to speak before Heisenberg stood up again, snarling at you with his fangs bared. You now realised it was too late to stop him from transforming.

He hunched over again, slowly beginning to grow in size as his clothes started to pull tight and eventually tear, revealing the mass of fur underneath. In a matter of mere moments the man standing before you was replaced with a ginormous lycan-creature.

It was odd, you thought, how somehow Heisenberg had turned out to be more of an actual werewolf than a lycan. 

Your curiosity was once again replaced with fear when suddenly he lunged forward, perching on the workbench he had moved earlier as he towered above you.

Instinctively you backed up to the wall again, but the lycan still loomed menacingly above you, fangs bared and eyes glowing in a way that seemed almost sinister. 

“Karl, I know you won’t hurt me,” You managed to choke out, trying your hardest to keep your voice steady. “I know you, Karl. You would never hurt me, and deep down you know that too.”

The lycan only snarled loudly again, but this time you didn’t waver. Instead you took a confident step forward and a deep breath in, a feeble attempt to keep yourself composed, as you slowly began to raise your arm from your side. He noticed this, and only snarled louder as if in warning. 

“You won’t hurt me,” You said again, fulling extending your arm to the beast. “You’re half lycan, but you’re no monster.”

The lycan looked at your hand and went completely still, and for a moment you thought it even held its breath. 

Just as quickly as it had calmed, the lycan quite literally roared to life again, shaking it’s head wildly before jumping back from the workbench. It then turned to one of the walls, bolting towards it and tearing a hole into it with it’s claws.

The lycan turned back, sharing your gaze for only a moment longer before turning and jumping through the opening it had made.

You stood still for a second more before staggered back to the wall, collapsing against it. The interaction had completely drained you all of your energy, but you cared more about hoping Heisenberg would be okay. 

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🌟 It took Karl far longer than usual to return home, but when he did he wouldn’t stop apologising to you for what had happened

🌟 He honestly felt terrible and completely ashamed of himself, despite never really hurting you

🌟 Just the fact that he had lost control in front of you in the first place was enough to bring him down several pegs 

🌟 You later found out that Lady Dimitrescu had been bad-mouthing you over the phone

🌟  (Not seriously, as you two actually got along quite well. She had only done it because she knew it would get under Heisenberg’s skin and she wanted to see what would happen)

🌟 Rest-assured you gave her a good talking to, and surprisingly she seemed remorseful for her actions

🌟 Thankfully the cuts on your arms (where Heisenberg’s lycan-claws had pierced your skin skin) healed rather well for how deep they were. 

🌟 There was minimal scarring, and with the apologetic (and incessant) help from Karl the two of you made sure the wounds didn’t become infected

🌟 Heisenberg always tells you about how much he feared for you life that night, when he was unable to control himself due to his own unbridled anger

🌟 He often uses it as an example of why he insists on staying away from you in lycan form

🌟 But every time he does, you take no hesitation in assuring him that you were always certain he wouldn’t harm you

🌟  And that no matter how much you might have feared for yourself on that night, you knew that the man inside was far stronger than the beast that plagued him

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THIS WAS SO LONG I’M SO SORRY HFKJSJKGWRLDJ I LITERALLY JUST COULDN’T HELP MYSELF