#gloryhammer trashpost

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What the Heroes of Dundee call ferrets

with help from @hootsforce

Ser Proletius: Bandit boi

Angus: Noodle bear

The Hootsman: Cat snake

Ralathor: Blanket shark

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Ok but imagine if the Hootsman had brought other barbarians with him to America and they began settling in different states over the years, and you just have these barbarians with campy accents. Come 1992, a barbarian from the south goes to war and his wife calls in a Southern drawl, “y’all come back now, ya hear?” and he replies in an even thicker drawl, “I’ll be right back, sugar!”

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These are my new heroes of Dundee

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If Odin McFife is the master of IKEA, then Zargothrax is the master of SCP-3008.

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It’s been a while since I last made a good meme, so I made this. Tell me in the tags your opinion if water is wet and if a hotdog is a sandwich.

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Does anyone else think of this when they see the Hootsman’s outfits?

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My mom was listening to Disney songs and now I have this image in my mind of the Hootsman singing “Summer” from Frozen as he’s travelling from Unst to California.

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Imagine an AU of the third album where instead of Ser Proletius, it’s the Hootsman that was stabbed with the Knife of Evil and he has the same energy as Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove.

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When the next album comes out, fans will be listening to the last track like,

You better watch out

You Better Watch Out

Y o u B e t t e r W a t c h O u t

Y O U B E T T E R W A T C H O U T

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(To the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles) We all live in a flying submarine

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I’m listening to this song called Ga1ahad and Scientific Witchery by Project Mili, and it mentions lasers in the middle of a story about medieval-type stuff, so now I imagine Zargy’s power is scientific witchery or something of the like. How did he learn how to drive a spaceship right after being freed from frozen liquid ice? Scientific witchery.

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Ser Proletius: Okay, you know what!? You’re in time out! Get on the fridge! Get up there!

Angus XIII: *climbs onto fridge* This house is a HOOTING NIGHTMARE!

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Frankly my dear, I don’t give a hoot.

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When the universe is on fire,

All you gotta do is,

Walk AWAAaaayyyyYYYAAAYYyyyy

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The uwucorn invasion of Dundee

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Undead unicorns? In MY kingdom? More likely than you think.