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cruisectrlll · 6 months ago

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The fact that in the cruise ctrl universe the US government is currently shitting themselves because by using the Asteroid Exploder instead of letting other countries use the Asteroid Interceptor there's now a bunch of rocks in orbit and they've taken out the satellite communication system is so funny to me because like. They would fucking do that. There's a (more modern) Asteroid Exploder program in real life.

#and everyone is pissed about it because it didn't even really stop the asteroid that well and it happened at a point where satellite comms #were newer #global infrastructure equivalent of finishing a lego set only for a bear to walk on it and break it #Imagine living through apocalypse number one and then they finally figure out how to get rid of corded telephones BAM rock number 2 #I would lose it #probably why all my characters parents are Like That #cruise ctrl #txt

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