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[no-ditches-no-bitches]

°•. ✿ ❜ Sssooooo, looks like you’ve become quite the popular guy while I was on my little break! How’s it going pretty boy? ❛

Velvette leaned against the wall, but nearly fumbled and fell because of- you know, the arm… She then gasped and rummaged around in her bag.

°•. ✿ ❜ I got something for you while I was gone! ❛

And HUZZAH! She pulled out a- …What even is that? A few items it seems… Vel took a moment to adjust them so he could see them properly. It was a unicorn ring that was absolutely BEDAZZLED, a unicorn necklace to match, and a… Is that a mini unicorn figure? Made out of a goddamn diamond? HUH??? Holy shit and it had a matching top hat that looked like his.

°•. ✿ ❜ I got these custom made for you!! Look, this one even has a little top hat! All real, no fake diamonds or ANYTHING! My dads were like “are you sure he’ll even like these?” And I was like “Oh I dunno! But I think the thought counts!” But anyways… I also got you something else but… I didn’t know if it’d be weird so… If you want it I can give it to you I just don’t wanna seem- uh… pushy? Weird? Awkward…? You get it. ❛

~ @venomousvelvette … AGAIN??? HUH???

Ditch was like- idk standing like a menace of something. short menace. anyways-

he turned his attention to Vel, grinning.

“Well-! Havent seen you in awhile-!”

Ditch crossed his arms, adjusting his pose or something. Dude idk I haven’t written in awhile have mercy-

“But, yeah- it’s been pretty good. I mean- cmonnn..it’s ALWAYS going good with me.”

Ditch practically sparkled with his boosted ego, blinking a bit before tuning back in. Lmao.

His eyes widened as he glanced at the multiple gifts Vel had bought him. Thi-wh-damn.

Ditch looks at Vel, blinking yet again.

“You know valentines isn’t for awhile, right?”

He laughed at his own joke. Guh..this guy…

[no-ditches-no-bitches]

Aw man, he was so bad at hiding this sorta stuff. Darn…damn…womp..womp? Something along the line of that. Also, yay no actual typos from mod! At least not yet..

“N-NUH UH…”

Who does this guy think he’s fooling right now?

🎶°•. ✿ ❜ Oh Diiiiiitttcccchhhh~~~ ❛ 🎶

Velvette comes up to him, holding a pretty fancy looking shopping bag with a VERY smug smile on her face. She rose her eyebrows and took out a piece of clothing from the bag--- Is that a fuckign unicorn onesie.

...And another item? A FUCKING HAT WITH A UNICORN HORN ON IT? chat. CHAT.

°•. ✿ ❜ I got these for yooouuuu! ❛

~ @venomousvelvette , here to grab Dew some drawing inspiration

He froze. I- ..guys was this what love feels like?

man he love this wome- I mean uh unicorn merch. Obviously. Must have been a typo! Duh!

he yoinked up the items, turning around to freak out about it. Yk, like a REAL MAN WOULD. if you don’t do this, you’re obviously a fake humanoid.

“so soft..”

He was a bit embarrassed to turn around and thank her, ngl.