#glitchtrick

[i-am-3mm3t]

Why are you still here. Please leave my blog.

I CAN'T LOG OUT.

... what.

I CAN'T LOG OUT.

What do you mean you can't log out.

IT MEANS I CAN'T LOG OUT.

Then make a sideblog or something. Reshiram's feathers.

HMMMM. NO, I THINK IT'S MORE FUNNY IF I STAY HERE INSTEAD. :>

Please leave.

[i-am-3mm3t]

LOOK, LOOK! MY SISTER DREW ME AND HERSELF AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE!

Art made by yours truly (*^▽^*) the silly [ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE]

[kakushino]

Brain is rotting today...

(unrealistic sex)

Eldritch Giyuu who thinks he isn't fucking you properly unless his tentacle-cocks reach inside your womb. He bullies and bullies and bullies them inside, each time getting a little closer to breaking in, whispering words of praise as you cry out in mix of pain and pleasure.

He just wants to breed you, is that too much to ask?

[itsnightslashtime]

What... the fuck... is happening with my uncle?

Genuinely, how the fuck did he get himself possessed? And by a sentient disembodied head. He lives in a region with YAMASK.

[i-am-3mm3t]

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! KIND OF! TECHNICALLY!

How is it only kind of your birthday?

THAT IS A QUESTION FOR THE NEGATIVE CALENDAR.

What is the negative calendar??

[i-am-3mm3t]

HIIIII :) I AM THE SOMETHING ELSE.

silly little poll:

- I've been possessed by a Ghost Pokemon

- I've been possessed by an actual ghost

- I've been controlled by a Psychic type

- I've been controlled by a different Pokemon (like a Nihilego)

- I've been possessed/controlled by something else

- Multiple of the above

- None of the above

[sydebernz]

its not always easy being a walking talking capacitor 

[starbracer]

glitchtrick replied to your post:Out of curiosity, do you still ship JohnRoxy?

a li e

[moonreachingout]

glitchtrick replied to your post: “glitchtrick replied to your post: “so the like power button on my...”:

if u have the warranty from verizon, u can take it to them but if they wont look at the problem take it to apple instead tho i think u'll have to pay for apple repair . verizon should do something abt it th o

okay thanks for insight! I'll see what they say

[i-am-3mm3t]

... OH.

FFFFFFUCK.

[i-am-3mm3t]

Oh, I entirely forgot to say something when I changed back

Well, thankfully, the transformation did not last more than a day. We got many pets from Virus, mostly for the glitch's sake.

I LIKE HER ^U^

I know. I have been drinking as much coffee as possible due to the fact that doing so would have killed me as a Zorua, yet existing without it was tired, unfocused agony.

Also. My brother got this picture.

If anyone remembers Stowaway, he is verrrry small. We were smaller.

[i-am-3mm3t]

T U R R O N

T U R R O N

T U R R O N

T U R R O N

[i-am-3mm3t]

Glitch, if you had a human name what would it be?

OH! I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE! I WAS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO HAVE GONE BY EMMET, BUT THAT GOT CONFUSING. GLITCH IS MORE OF A NICKNAME.

HMM... IF I HAD A HUMAN NAME...

MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE STARTING WITH E... I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

[i-am-3mm3t]

We should be heading home soon.

NO!!

I only called in three vacation days. We must return to work in a timely manner.

I AM NOT GOING BACK. I WON'T BE STUCK WITH YOU AGAIN!

Then stay. Burn if you wish. It was pure luck that separated us on the train to Hell.

[i-am-3mm3t]

@the-poke-virus

Can I offer you [FREE] Popcorn in these trying times? ( ・∇・)

[Image: Popcorn the Joltik holding a screwdriver]

Idk where she found that

A wonderful little girl.

ALLOW HER TO COMMIT CRIMES!

We are not held liable for the actions of a Joltik.

[i-am-3mm3t]

It was supposed to be one of two matching promo blogs, but Ingo and I are not very active on social media.

Then the Glitch happened.

I AM GLITCH!

What brings you all to this place, this website?