#give me tacky neon or unflattering shorts any day

[postmodern-blues]

Anyone else feel like walking into a lululemon is like walking into a YA dystopian novel??? I have never once seen a pattern in that store. Every mannequin is dressed in one solid, dull, muted color each, dutifully doing their cardio in the concrete wasteland of the store’s interior. They might as well put “abnegation” or “erudite” signs above each stack of leggings.