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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
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Trans Visibility Day <3
Prepare to be perceived OvO
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I’m not against porn - it’s just a bit jarring seeing it mixed in with my usual feed first thing in the morning.
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Due to the name "GIMP" being considered quite offensive in some dialects of english, which has been a renewed topic of debate among the wider FOSS community, we are proud to announce that across the next month or so the project will be rebranding!
From now on, GIMP will be known as FAG!
The name stands for "FOSS Art & Graphics"! As our project had no longer been associated with GNU at all for a long while now, we felt it was finally time to sign the divorce papers and get rid of their name tainting ours. However we still wanted to convey that FAG is and always will be Free and Open Source software. After a long session of brainstorming, spending days upon days looking for a name that conveys our values and project well, we finally ended at FAG. We're quite happy with it! What do you guys think? Let us know through comments and reblogs!
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Tumblr users have no excuse to not use Linux.... I know your ass isn't going outside, you're on this website. You have all the time in the world to learn what a bootloader is 🤨
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I was playing Slay The Princess and I thought the narrator sounded familiar.
ITS FUCKING JOHNNY SIMS! I CANT ESCAPE HIM! HES IN MY BOOKS, MY GAMES, MY PODCASTS!


JOHNNY I LOVE YOU BUT I PLAYED THIS GAME FOR A BREAK FROM TMA AND TMAGP!!!
Maybe conspiracy theorist aren’t insane maybe everything is connected..
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Discord has added generative AI features to servers.
Here are THREE THINGS you need to do today.
1️⃣ YOUR SERVER
Go into server settings -> roles -> Default permissions
Search for "external apps" and disable it
2️⃣ YOUR FEEDBACK
Access Discord support -> https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
Go into Help & Support > Feedback/New Feature Request
Denounce generative AI and request the feature be removed. Bring up privacy concerns for yourself, your data, and for minors.
You will get an automatic reply to this request- PLEASE REPLY TO THE EMAIL TO PUSH IT TO THE TEAM or else it will get discarded.
3️⃣ ON MOBILE
Access your app store
Leave a 1 star review and publicly denounce generative AI and Discord's use of it
Reblog this to spread the word, I'm tired of the enshittification of the things I use in my day to day life.
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Very obsessed with how lowkey passive aggressively this sign is worded
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it is not 2016 anymore in case you haven’t fucking noticed
some of you bitches URGENTLY need to understand that identity politics should be the least of our concern right now when we have corporate funded nooses forced around our necks
you should not give a fuck if the person next to you in an lgbtq space has blue hair and dresses like a “baby gay” and refers to themself with both “lesbian” and “he/him” because its sure as shit not gonna matter when you’re hanging from the same tree
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