#give me more Klavier being absolutely completely flabbergasted that nothing in his flirting database does anything

[manyothermusingsofmine]

been thinking some more about Klapollo and I think the only way I’d like it is if it’s like “could’ve happened if they were on the same page about it for like five fucking seconds but they never were it’s tragic really”

because like that leads to nonsense in my brain of like [texting] Klavier: Yeah so I got this new lipbalm Apollo: Cool what’s it called? Klavier: Passion crush or something idk Apollo: What’s it taste like? Klavier: Why don’t you come over and try it yourself? Apollo: Ew that’s super unhygienic don’t share your make up products with others. Klavier, aloud, at his phone: WHY DOES NOTHING I DO WORK ON YOU OH MEIN GOTT