#give in to the wiz brainrot

[eggyfella]

𝙪𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙯 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙯 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ☽⭒☆⭒☾ (𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝𝟏𝟎𝟏 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧)

🕮 which Wizard101 school are you based on your flaws

🕮 which Wizard101 astral school are you

🕮 which Wizard101 professor would be your bestie

🕮 which Wizard101 spell tree should you (platonically) hang out with

[melodiclune]

Boo!!! Have a curse on ye!!!

To breakth the spell, name thou mutuals and what you like about them!!!

(not all of them. Minimum 5)

Melmel do you hate me. What if I forget someone. They're gonna hate me forever. I'm literally going to go through my mutuals list and have to do this. FEAR. PLEASE I DON'T MEAN TO FORGET ANYONE I SWEAR I LIKE ALL OF YOU OR ELSE WE WOULDN'T BE MUTUALS

1. Marigolds Buddies, 2. Discord Gang, 3. Blue Lock Gang

1. @noname-nonartist Hi you're the menace to society and thorn in my side (affectionate) for the past three years. Your art is stunning and you're an awesome person to talk to and it's always a chill great time when I get to brainrot with you over ShuAke. Even if I'm not into Project Sekai it's hilarious seeing how into it you are and I'm happy for you

@himi-wiz Do I really need to tell you what I like about you? You already know my heart inside out, there's really not much else to say. I love you to the moon and back. Drink water, Fool.

@sunflowerswithtea MY TEA BUDDY you're the best friend I've had in our academic suffering together. I'm so proud of you, you never give up and try your hardest in everything. You're one of the actual nicest people I know :> I love waking up to your absolute spam of texts on discord even if we don't share the same fandoms atm! I know for a fact that you're going to drag me back into MLB with you though. FEAR.

2.

@rainingstorms1220 Total bean. Take care of yourself more. Your art is stunning, you have some amazing stories and I can't wait to see more of them. Despite all your downs you've never given up, always held your head high, and you're one of the most dedicated, passionate people I know. You're welcome for the hermitcraft brainrot <3 Love you lots Stormy

@chibihobbitlore MARIAAAA MY BELOVED Your art is inspirationally beautiful!! You're so positive every time I talk to you, one of the nicest people ever and it's always such a nice time hanging out with you. Bullying Elder with you is one of my favourite past times :DDDD You're not on Tumblr much but seeing you on discord always makes me go "!!! HI MARI ILY" hehehehe

@eldestofdragon You. You are most definitely not on Tumblr much, part of why I'm tagging you here. Little shit. You're witty, always pull a laugh out of me every time we talk, and I love hearing you ramble about your DnD campaigns and lore filled stories. You're not positive, but you're not negative either, which is right up my alley when I need someone to talk to. <3 I'll see you on discord later today! Worry less, sleep more.

@a-mel-tomelts Menace to society x2. Do I need to tell you too, why I love you? You're witty, happy, excitable and so passionate about the stuff you love. Despite your ups and downs every time I get to chat to you about our shared interests and experiences it's always a great time. Hange to my Levi, Sumi to my Akechi. Nothing else says it better! :D You already know why I love you, twat, ask me on discord if you want details again

3.

@someprettyname THE most chaotic person I know. Passionate, determined, steadfast, and really proud of what you stand for. It's really nice to see that. Every time I open tumblr and see like 30 texts in my message box I'm like "oh no, what's happened to nami this time," and no matter what I see, I like chatting with you when I get the chance <3 Seeing you in my notifs always makes me happy

@blue-thief I swear sometimes it's like we're telepathic with how often we have the same views on things. It's always great chatting chaos or media analysis with you. It's so easy to fall into conversation with you, and seeing you be so certain in your skin sometimes is honestly really nice. You care about your friends so much it's so wholesome. I hope your exam went okay!! I hope I can support you in any way you need from me :3 I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT ASK I SENT TO BE ANSWERED, BEN /j

@zendersenders Fellow Rinsagi enjoyer, again shares a lot of the same views as me so it's always a super fun conversation to have. Fanfic buddy, I have almost dragged you into Persona hell with me. Whenever I see you in my notifications it's like "oh hey, zender's here!! hi!! :DDDD" little dopamine hit. You're a total sweetheart. Except when you decide to terrorise me with Mel, then not so much smh

@galaxynajma Fellow birb enjoyer, has the same media taste as I do which is great to see on my dash, one of the most lovely people on this damned website. One of the rare other KaiSae enjoyers. Talking to Najma is like.. a peaceful chat on a picnic blanket, with a clear sky and cool lemonade in our hands. It's like a moment of reprieve amongst all the chaos of the Blue Lock community. I love these moments dearly :>

@getosugurusbangs Plushie Menace #1. A great person to talk to, even with all the chaos that you dump into my inbox lmao. One of the few people here that understands my Persona references!! I haven't interacted you with much outside of that, but the little interaction we've had has been absolutely lovely. We seem to have the same media taste again, although I'm not too surprised considering everything else hehehe. Your art is absolutely beautiful!! It has a uniquely Eli flavour to it that I always love seeing on my dash :D

I got Kitkat, Elle, and Chen on discord so that this post doesn't get ridiculously long 😭 I should've done the discord people on discord too but it's too late now I'm too far into this.

Good lord. I hope I haven't forgotten anyone? If I have, my deepest apologies, send me a DM or a reply or something and I'll reply immediately or else I will be a very very sad Lune

MEL YOU LITTLE SHIT JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I POST THIS AND FINALLY LOG BACK ONTO DISCORD TO RIP INTO YOU ABOUT THIS

[lovelylotusf1]

wanna tell us about your Carloscar brainrot plz…. — wiz

Absolutely! The ship has been stuck in my brain and it NEEDS TO GET OUT. It isn't paying rent🧡 For everyone who sees this: Please feel free to scream with me about this ship, in asks, dms or comments!

Currently writing something for the kinkmeme. The fic is now sitting at a comfortable 3k words and the end is finally in sight. Now how to write the last scene and an ending that fits, I don't know. I will figure it out.

For me, it boils down to: Oscar as ice and Carlos as fire in their contempt for the other. Oscar never knowing what Carlos is thinking, feigning confidence in a situation out of his control.

My favourite thing about it is playing with the difference between Oscar thinking about what Lando would do and the reality of what Carlos is doing. It's so fun. Ripping him out of his fantasy to focus on Carlos again (and maybe even realising that he likes what Carlos is doing better👀)

Three small snippets below the cut. Beware as the third one is nsfw!

Oscar turns around.

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Once Oscar is in front of the bed, he stops. Takes a deep breath, stares at the pictures on his wall. One frame is a bit crooked, he notices. A small thing out of place, destroying the harmony of the image.

Carlos is standing in the doorframe.

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Carlos brings his hand up to place it on Oscar's cheek. Caressing it. It would almost feel loving if it weren’t for Carlos’ short nails digging into his flesh, not drawing blood but showing that he could.

His thumb is running over Oscar's bottom lip. Poking, prodding, until Oscar gives in and opens his mouth. He knows why Carlos is here, after all.

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Oscar whimpers at the wet noises filling the room. Thinks about Lando doing the same for him, preparing him for his cock. Thinks about lying on the soft bed instead of standing here with knees made of jelly, yet too proud to slump forward and let the strong body in front of him catch his fall.

“Dios, look at you. So desperate to please, right princessa?” The voice doesn't belong to Lando. It dismantles his fantasy piece by piece, reminds Oscar of who he is doing this with.

[vampirecatsw]

kaito pov/centric fic recs

I went digging through my bookmarks haha (all the way back from 2019 when the brainrot started, and no regrets :D) for Kaito pov/centric (or mostly centric at least)

I am very biased towards kaishin big bangs hehe, and kaishin in general

I also asked for some recs in the dcmk fanfic discord server a while back.

All of these are completed unless marked (but recheck the tags, I might have missed a few, whoops)

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Archive of our own / ao3:

Last Day again: https://archiveofourown.org/series/800091 Kaito time loop series (yes an entire series!!). Kaishin

Dance with the mirror: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39622971 Kaito character analysis, gen

Can't Say Goodbye by Beedok:

Angst, "Shinichi remained confident nothing would ever kill him until it was too late. After 'Conan' 's funeral, Kaito now has to fulfill a promise and give Ran closure in regards to Shinichi. Because breaking her heart a second time seems like such an easy thing to do…"

Cut Scenes: Detective Conan Movies: https://archiveofourown.org/works/7943296/chapters/18159076 I haven’t read this yet, but this was recced in the server

Moonlit Glow: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23545234  Chilling oneshot

Agency: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17663150/chapters/41657681  I bookmarked this one back in 2019, but I don’t remember much of it unfortunately ehe… But I’m trusting my past self’s recommendation. Can be seen as pre-kaishin

Funeral March of a Marionette: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25672018/chapters/62326738  Same for this one but I’m so hyped to reread this one

Safety Net: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19323418/chapters/45964690 Kaishin, switched pov between Kaito and Shinichi/Conan

Aquatic Bouquet: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25650679  Oh yes, this kaishin oneshot has stayed in my brain ever since it released :). Soulmates au with beautiful imagery

The Boughs Unbowed: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25632952 Kaito turns into a bird and he’s forced to rely on Shinichi for help, Kaishin

Give Me a Hug Verse: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1110615 The second fic is kaito’s pov, two cute oneshots total in the series, kaishin

Wiz KID: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11563662 Kaishin oneshot

I see murder victims: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16116212 Title. Crack. I love crack

I don’t get to have you either way: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38364151 Very similar energy to one above, kaishin crack, soulmates au

sew me up again: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17006256  Kaito character study, tw! suicidal ideation and thoughts

Forever: https://archiveofourown.org/works/749957/chapters/1399544#workskin Magic Kaito, Kaito retires. Bittersweet fic

Thrown for a Loop: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31101554/chapters/76843922 Kaishin soulmate au where time loops when you’re in the proximity of your soulmate until you meet them Switching pov

i know we just met but: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41475936 Kaishin, "You go in for a parfait and suddenly Kudou Shinichi is hitting on you. Even Kaito couldn't have predicted this turn of events. Good thing he's not supposed to be Kaito right now." Kaishin

Shedding the Disguise: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21431890 Magic Kaito, Kaiao, Trans Kaito :)

Synchronicity: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31011884/chapters/76603382 Recommended by the server. I haven’t read it yet. Pov switches from Kaito and Shinichi, kaishin

Oh, Icarus: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43897968/chapters/110373315 Long fic, incomplete. I haven’t finished this yet but I’m loving every moment!

Lisa_Telramor: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lisa_Telramor/pseuds/Lisa_Telramor/works?fandom_id=447712 Recced by server. She writes some Kaito pov but with HakuKai

Reichenbach: https://archiveofourown.org/series/816357 Recced by server, and I have read it before. Super good! Kid's relationship to Aoko, Nakamori-keibu, and the KID task force. Gen. Warning: permanently discontinued

Riddle in Reverse + there is an incomplete sequel with 8 times length: 1) https://archiveofourown.org/works/5888164/chapters/1357108 2) https://archiveofourown.org/works/23367370 Recced by server (claimed to be super good)

Secrets in Indigo: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18531904 Long fic, complete, this has literally been on my to-read list since it was published ;-; (2019)

Kaitou in the Sky with Diamonds: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26737309 Oneshot, this is so Kaito. He would absolutely do this. A fic about Kaito chilling with the gem he stole, gen

Caught: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3547424 Nakamori has a talk with Kaito

Civilian: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23892829 Kaito Kuroba investigates a supposed abandoned building with Shinichi, trying to hide his identity

transparency: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35244136 Kaito gets hit by a truth spell during a heist, kaishin

Livin’ the Dream: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31425584 Plss this kills me its so funny. Kaishin, Kaito goes undercover as customer service, Shinichi makes his life hell through a phone call, not an au, it’s canon compliant(ish)

KID Killer, Son of Kaitou KID?!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38745036/chapters/96876438#workskin Crack, see the title haha. Kaishin

The skin on my neck is choking me to death: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36138523 “Kaito used to be a shapeshifter.”

Déjà Vous: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19009615/chapters/45143779 Kaishin, dimension travel!! Waa I love this one! Kaito travels to a world where critics are thieves and thieves are critics. Kaishin

Oh Shit! There is two of them!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36155422 “ While having a heist in Osaka, Kaito accidently runs into Soshi Okita where confusion and panic occurs.”

Choices: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29806803 Aoko and KID have a chat. identity reveal

Snow Blindness: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28265169 “Kaito really should know by now: Never make a wish in the proximity of a supposedly magical jewel. Especially during a blizzard on Christmas Eve.” Kaiao

Be a Better Me: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24021049 AAA I LOVE THIS AU IT’S A SERIES TOO “ Kaito thought that the Robot Incident ended with the destruction of his copycat robot. He couldn't have guessed how wrong that assumption was when he is injured months later.”

i know the future looks blurry: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32892862 ORV / Omniscient Reader AU! <3 <3 <3, kaishin

do not stand at my grave and weep: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27419734 Explores the relationship between Kaito and his father through Kaitou KID

White Dove Love: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37771348 “ It all started when Kaitou KID and Conan were talking about soulmates on a rooftop, neither knowing the other was their soulmate.” Kaishin soulmates au

A Dash of Pain: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23989507 Kaishin soulmate au, where soulmates share pain. Kaito never expected to taser his soulmate!

a knight and a king walk into a museum (but not really): https://archiveofourown.org/works/42411981 crack treated seriously by everyone except KID.  “ This week's exhibit was definitely...strange. (who the heck leaves a boulder in the middle of the room?)”

Le Voleur Blanc: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33572437/chapters/83420680 Lupin iii x Kaito Kid Crossover!!! It's super good >v< "Lupin the Third versus Kaitou KID; the movie that Gosho will never give us. KID goes after a jewel his father failed to steal on a previous heist, but Lupin is out for revenge after KID’s prank in Kansai. A showdown of two famous thieves over the Blue Belle of Asia commences!" And give some love to the creator's tumblr post too: https://digitallyfanged.tumblr.com/post/660922135546642432/hi-guys-i-decided-to-write-a-fanfic-i-will-be

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Fanfiction.net / ff.net: ft. Lots of Luna Darkside fics. I def recommend thier fics if you love Kaishin: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4223661/Luna-Darkside 

And also Alaena F. Dragonstar: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/284341/Alaena-F-Dragonstar

It’s just a dream: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11949922/1/It-s-just-a-dream  Magic Kaito, KID gets shot, and Kaito wakes up in the middle of the night, only to meet his father. “KID gets shot after a heist and crashes with his glider. After he wakes up the world is... different. Is it just a dream? Or was everything up until now a nightmare?”

Wana Bet?: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13448276/1/Wanna-bet This isn’t Kaito’s pov, but more Kaito-centric, outsider pov (?) “Several people throughout Tokyo meet a man dressed in white traveling through the city. To be fair there is a heist announced, so it's not really all that surprising to see a cosplayer walking around. Simply said - nothing interesting to see. Or is there?”

Elevator: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7792049/1/Elevator Kaishin, Kaito and Shinichi chat in an elevator during a heist

Kidding Around: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10990762/1/Kidding-Around “Kudō Shinichi turns up on Kuroba Kaito's doorstep to demand answers. It pretty much goes downhill from there.”

The Amethyst Dream: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8680695/1/The-Amethyst-Dream “It was definitely one of the more memorable heists. /oneshot, KaiShin/“

Break the Lock If It Don't Fit: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11164674/1/Break-the-Lock-If-It-Don-t-Fit “The first thing Kaito does upon seeing tantei-kun's adult form is shriek, "Why didn't you tell me?" and kick him in the face. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/“

Not the Best Hostage: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5301435/1/Not-the-Best-Hostage “Snake tries a new strategy against Kid. It doesn't work. One-shot.”

A New Opponent: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5926017/1/A-New-Opponent “Conan can't make it to the Kaitou Kid heist, so he sends a replacement.”

i know everything about you now: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11565303/1/i-know-everything-about-you-now “Kudo Shinichi is out sick. Kuroba Kaito, of course, decides to take advantage of this fact.”

The Magic Kaito fandom: https://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Magic-Kaito-%E3%81%BE%E3%81%98%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E5%BF%AB%E6%96%97/

Unlike ao3, ‘pure’ fandoms and crossovers are more distinct on ff.net, so there’s a higher chance of ‘pure’ Magic Kaito fics here

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Update, 20 March 2024: (link first, comment under)

Kaishin, kaito centric, watching the show fic. It's been absolutely fantastic so far <3

Danny phantom au!

An absolutely wonderful collection of oneshots. Kaishin

Kaishin with generous helping of chaos and Kaito's insanity. It's hard to explain, but go take a look :))

gen, One piece and Magic Kaito crossover

gen, a very intriguing mysterious fic <3

Trans ayumi fic, with Kai as his adoptive dad :)

Trans nb Kaito fic

A super fun idea!! gen

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

YYYIPPEE!! WAHOO!! UEUEEEE!! happily skipping over holding a scribbled 'report',, it's been done!! General Captain Zimzidee,, operation 'Where On Earth Did The Leoichi Parent Hcs Go?' or 'WOEDTLPHG' for short is a success!! jumping for joy!!!! the masterlist link is fixed,, good work!! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

[said report is just a hello kitty & cinnamoroll themed lined paper with the words "oh noes, hcs gone!! ficksed 😎😎" written in those magic rainbow pencils]

but for realsies though,, i was looking for it cause they're genuinely my favorite piece of work on tumblr, like,, ever. i mean actually. when i was on my break,, a small Bad™ happened and this silly little billy sort of. general hand motions. auuugh. the formatting and the writing and the way you convey your emotions is just SO. i can feel the fondness through the screen and it's swallowing me up into mush. but like. in a good way. comfort levels 100%. forever changed the way i see Papa Leo. infinity out of ten, this is a phrase i repeat again and again but i always mean it,, i will never get over how abso-positively incredible everything you make is.

SOLDIER YOU HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS!!! *slams teapot down in stoic joy*

Ah, yes yes yes! It's wonderful to hear that my slight tweaking (I zoned out cross-eyed for a few seconds before putting my tech wiz brain into action) proved successful. Rubs imaginary mustache and gazes pensively off into the distance. All is in balance, as it should be. Restored to our orbit.

And for realsies,, that, genuinely means a lot to me. 🥹 Awh, Kitbit, it's like everything you say is a personal vitamin for me. Your words always leave such a melted sugary feel behind — so sweet and soothing, it's literally impossible to not feel good whenever you're around.

Oh :(( you have no idea how much it means to me. My little writings? My dead-of-night brainrot that conjured up in my dork dead-of-night brain? The unicorn vomit that plagues every fandom writer at least once or twice in their profession?? It made you feel better when you were sads?? :((( <///3

—not my heart breaking at the thought of you suffering through a Bad™ and not being able to give you all the hugs and kithes and encompassing snuggle hugs in the world. (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ(⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ just know that it happened, okay? 🧡🩵🧡🩵

Papa leo had me in such a vicious chokehold last year and this work resurfacing kindaaa, sortaaaa, brought it back? 🥹🤭 it's like greeting an old friend. it's just as comforting as it was when I first wrote it; I won't say it anymore after this, lest it become drab, but I really REALLY didn't expect for it to become to impactful for others. at least not to such a degree !! <3

It's a silly little thing that i had to share with my favorite silly little guys and i am over the moon that it brings you the same chicken soup comfort it does to me. papa leoichi >>> 🐇🐢 they're so stupid. i love them.

I love you, Kitkit. Amazing work, per usual! Pats your head in fond adoration and hooks up the decorative walkie talkie. Over and out. (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[plengogus]

JUST FOUND OUT EURONYMOUS WAS AN INCH SHORTER THAN ME. THE BITCH IS A MILLION TIMES LESS SCARY WHEN U REALISE HE WAS SHORT AS HELL.