#giroud anon

[uptheredslfc]

Looks like your average fuck boy with nice hair

https://at.tumblr.com/furiouscrusadeavenue/olivier-giroud/v975z0kqxug7

Hot. Sorry😭

[emma-mayhew]

[9kylian]

https://www.gettyimages.fr/detail/photo-d%27actualit%C3%A9/kylian-mbappe-of-paris-saint-germain-and-olivier-photo-dactualit%C3%A9/1745430333

😊

OHMYGOD BBYGAL WHAT’S THISSSSS I’M DEAD

[jkkyks]

You & Vivian seem so close, I love both of u so much, u guys always make me laugh.

Ah we definitely are!!

She is from the first people I knew here on tumblr, am super grateful for her love and support , she treats me like her baby 24/7.

Vivian is such a pure soul, anyone would be blessed to have her💋

@kyliannmb Je t’aime bébé ♥️

[cryingforcrocodiles]

did you see oliver’s interview with his brother i genuinely thought he slapped a wig on himself and dyed his beard but it was his brother and immediately went crossed eyed

ong? no i haven't seen it. someone link me im out of date on mr giroud ☠️

[msmelissalin]

If she could assassinate one single person in London without consequence, or anybody knowing she was responsible, who would she pick?

“Laure Giroud”

There was no hesitation, eyes of burning obsidian staring directly back while jaw was set and tense. She had to go. If not for Melissa’s sake, then Adrian’s. Not that she’d ever let him know she’d been the one behind the trigger being pulled. There was only so much Melissa would allow to slip through the cracks, Laure wasn’t one of them. She held the key to potential threats and if there was one thing she wasn’t doing; that was losing Adrian to her.

“I’ve never been one to get my hands dirty. But if it came to her? I’d do it myself.”

[i0veless]

LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR :: KYLIAN MBAPPE

𖥻 SUMMARY ー [ best to eradicate rumours -  in style ] 𖥻 PAIRING ー [ kylian mbappe x fem! rapper/singer! reader  ] 𖥻 GENRE ー [ fluff, suggestive content?, texting au ] 𖥻 WORD COUNT ー [ 1.2k ] 𖥻 WARNINGS ー [ making out, long distanstance?, rumors, mentions of twitter - let me know if I missed anything ] 𖥻 AUTHORS NOTE ー [ anon requested, "could you, please write a story about kylian mbappe and a rapper reader who is like nicki minaj pls" personally, I loved this request and it got me listening to a lot of nicki's music again, and this was actually inspired by one of the queens iconic verses - so hope you like it. also sorry for the lack of posting I have been having major writers block and lack of inspo, hopefully I should get a lot more works out in the next 2-3 week ]

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The rumours were part of the job. Part of the job description is being a celebrity, and in many ways, it could both help and hinder you - especially if you were a woman. On the one hand, it could boost your career; on another, it could sink it faster than the Titanic. Y/N L/N, an influential rapper and singer, knew all too well the impact of having baseless rumours thrown at you. Her name was attached to everyone and anyone (at some point or another) with no rhyme, reason or proof. So it made sense that she chose to ignore most of them and focus on herself and her private life.

Yes, her private life was why everyone speculated, as people wondered who had stolen her heart. The rapper had stated that she was in a relationship multiple times but refused to specify with who as she wished for the relationship to remain private. But you know, the internet, they can't keep their noses out of other people's business. So naturally, the witch hunt began, and Twitter went up in flames every other day, trying to figure out who had captured the up-and-coming star's heart. No name was off-limits.

In the beginning, Y/N found all the hilarious speculation amusing, laughing about it with her friends (who were said to be possible love interests), but after a while, it started to get on her nerves. People were relentlessly holding on to the topic like a dog with a chew toy, and after six months and a discussion with her lover, she finally decided to put the rumours to rest - in style.

"Are you sure?" the rapper's close friend and manager Monica asked for the nth time of the night as they stood backstage. "I'm positive Mon. I've talked with Ky about it, and he agreed," the couple agreed they were going to reveal their relationship on one of the most important dates of the music calendar, the 67th Grammy Awards. But in a far more creative way than most normally would. As they say, nothing conveys emotions better than music.

"Now, welcome to the stage for her first-ever grammy performance Y/N L/N!" stepping out on stage, the air was heavy with tension as the crowd of fans and other music alumni were eager to see the artist who had been nominated for 5 Grammys preform. The lights dimmed, and the backup dancers got into their positions as the backtrack began to play.

"I never fucked Giroud. I never fucked Neymar. On my life, man, Fuck's sake. If I did, I'd menage with 'em, And let's eat my ass like a cupcake. My man full, he just ate, I don't duck nobody, But tape. Oh, and yeah, and by the way, my man's name is Kylian Mbappé." The audience was shocked at the freestyle rap, and the camera panned to the faces of other celebs to get their shocked reaction. The most notable one was that of the queen bee herself Beyoncé as she nodded in approval and bopped to the beat, while another memorable response was that of one of her best friends, Doja Cat, as she was losing it with laughter.

The freestyle then segued into her Grammy-nominated song Woman, as the flawless choreography and unforgettable spotlight moments made it one of the night's best performances. It ended in thunderous applause and multiple viral moments. As she walked backstage after the successful performance, she wiped off the thin layer of sweat from her forehead. She opened her phone to find it crowded with thousands of notifications, but the only ones she was only interested in were those from the love of her life - Kylian Mbappe.

KY KY

people are already talking lol by the way great performance mon ange your ass looked great on the carpet give me a private concert later?

Y/N only if you can keep up mon roi

KY KY you know I love it when you speak french ma reine

Y/N what can I say I have a great teacher

KY KY you know I can teach you so much more than french

Y/N really? I doubt it babe

KY KY come back home and I'll prove you so wrong mon amour

Y/N baby you know I can't I have press and shit to deal with

KY KY ik ik but a man can dream can't he

Y/N have fun entertaining yourself my dear

(5 photos attached) (2 videos attached)

KY KY your gonna get it when you get back

Another thing you should know about being a celebrity because it makes you an awfully good liar. Now there was no sinister intent behind Y/N lying to Kylian. The rapper just wanted to surprise him, so as she pulled into the new PSG training centre, she kept a relatively low profile as the new owner of five Grammys did not want to attract any unwanted attention. Walking to the reception, she was greeted by one of the coaching assistants and a few cameras. She had let them in on her plan to surprise her boyfriend, and in return for their help, they would get a video for their youtube channel.

As they walked towards the outdoor training area where the first team where hard at work, sure, they all looked hot, but Kylian was miles more than the others. Hot and sweaty, looking like some sex god rather than a Ligue 1 player. The number seven played a round of Tika taka with Neymar, Messi, Ramos, Hakimi and Veratti. He was oblivious to what was happening as Y/N slowly crept up behind him - placing a finger over your lips to tell his teammates to keep quiet after they noticed your presents.

"So Kylian, how's everything with your girl" Neymar, the little pot stirrer he is, had to milk this situation for its worth so that he could have something to tease his teammate with later. "Great man, I mean, god, she's perfect. I know it's a bit early to say, but I can see myself marrying her." safe to say everyone's hearts melted at the French player as he gushed over his girlfriend. Tried to hide, Y/N embraced her boyfriend in a hug from behind. "I love you too, Ky."

Turning around in shock, safe to say, Mbappe's eyes were larger than a football as he spun his girl in the air before kissing her. "What are you doing here? I thought you had work." the football star asked with nothing but love and affection as he buried his head in the crook of her neck. "I missed you. And I wanted to surprise you. Also, I lied." the rapper said, giggling at the look on his face. "Why you, little" With that, Kylian threw her over his shoulder and ran off with her as she screamed in fear and begged to be put down. Kylian refused.

As everyone watched the reunited couple get lost in their world, they couldn't help but smile at how happy the two made each other. "They are gonna get married," Ramos said, taking a sip of his water. "And I will be Kylian's best man," Neymar said jokingly. "Hate to break it to you, brother, but as long as I live and breath, that position is not available", Hakimi chimed in bluntly.

[boobo13cambridge]

Anon who sent me the ask youve unleashed a monster 🤪

Also feel free to comment your faves guys because tumblr isn’t letting me at more than 12 😓

[sgiandubh]

LATERGRAM 1

Miss Marple 00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear Latergram Anon,

There is a wonderful quote from a wonderful woman, whose name was Françoise Giroud (quick, Mordor!):

On ne tire pas sur une ambulance.

It means: never shoot an ambulance.

Let's not add insult to injury, huh?

[emma-mayhew]

[9kylian]

can I ask a question as a newbie, why is gimbappe so strong on here? because they don't seem to be particularly close. giroud seem close to pavard and theoH more. is it just a joke or a meme coming from somewhere or? as I said I'm a newbie so I don't know sorry for the stupid question

Not stupid at all!! Maybe you can join our delusional club?🤍

Oh my god idk how to explain tho

Back in 18 Kylian was so shy and coy around him you should’ve been there. We all think he had a crush on him bc we love to be delusional(?) hellooo and it was so obvious(?) Giroud was the mentorish figure back then.

Gif credit: @mbebe-fc tysm for this one ughhhh

During wc22 gimbappe reached their peak and they were glued to each other. Oliv kept confessing his love on the pitch like (omg imma lose it sjfjdkkdfk) “You know I love you!! I love you Kylian!!” WHILE HOLDING HIM IN HIS ARMS. The way they look at each other always been 🔞🔞🔞🔞

It caught everyone’s attention even their teammates were teasing them about it(?) here check this post 😂

I’m 100% sure Kylian read stuff about the ship bc IT WAS EVERYWHERE.

We exaggerate little interactions a lot too (crumbs we call it).

Here’s a painting for Oliv’s career and he chose those pics. Only his family and Kyky on there. 😭 x

When they lost wc22 it was Kylian’s bday and you know what he was thinking of?? on his fucking bday?? following old man on ig but being the boomer that he is oliv didn’t follow him back and kylian unfollowed him next day 😂😂 THE HEARTBREAK.

I guess we all love how Giroud takes care of him without rubbing it in his face and 24/7 too (when they lost wc22 he ran to Kyks to comfort him even tho he lost too) and Kyky lets him bc the difference in age and experience doesn’t make Oliv’ superior in their relationship and Oliv makes sure Kyks knows that too, yk? Whenever he talks about Kyks it’s all about how successful he is and how he can achieve anything and HIS EYES SHINE LIKE 💎💎 IT’S EMBARRASSING and he talks about Kylian 24/7 it’s so sick ❤️‍🩹

I can’t even gather my thoughts. This post’s a mess I’m so sorry anon 🤍 You should check my gimbappe tag you’ll see everything about them.

[sunflowerfl]

One of these moments when I realize how tall Giroud is feat. Kylian & push ups

#anon request #took me forever #Oliv is 6ft4 193 & Kyky 5ft10 178 #idk what it is with the picture above that makes the height difference even more endearing

[cryingforcrocodiles]

oli finally got joy in his life back (being affectionate with a man)

🙌🏿 AMEN! it's what fuels him and makes him a better player. any game where he's not the best, his boyfriends weren't boyfriending (sidenote i am so happy he looked so alive in his celebration when he scored !!! )

[e-electra]

Did you see the latest French scandal involving Theo and Giroud (and Pavard)? The partying and the escorts

hello hello anon no i did not... tbh i don't follow stuff like this and i also don't speak much french, so i wasn't aware of it no... if you'd like to fill me in then i'm (fearfully) all ears...

[wags-confessions]

Okay, this is real. I would like to add that in addition to the high expectations that people create around them, there is the fact that people are conditioned to hate everything. Nothing will ever be enough and the proof of this is that WAGs who have a busy career are criticized for "seeming to not prioritize their relationships". People will always find a reason to hate. //

I completely agree with this anon. I think the only wags who ALMOST don’t have haters are Erika Choperena(Antoine Griezzmann’s wife) Jennifer Giroud(Olivier Giroud’s wife) and Chiara Piccone(Javier Pastore’s wife)

[arsenalgbt]

can i ask you your top 5 arsenal ship? 👀

(love your blog and works btw!)

CAN YOU---OF COURSE YOU CAN ANON, PLEASE, FINALLY LET'S GOURrr

it's so long grab a snack~

1.a. Aaron/Martin like, sorry I coined 'martindale' you saw it you heard it here on my tumblr FIRST. writing martindale? will be there. reading martindale? I will be there. screaming crying at their interactions caught in 4k? will be there. discussing with my fellow martindale believers? I'm in.

blame everything on Aaron mucking about Martin being the el parchio of the squad and my gunnerinnas' tags whenever Aaron says sth about Martin.

and how we all are a bit 👁👄👁 about our captain's behaviour around men 😋😋😋

1.b. Benjamin/Willo. anon I can write an essay........... but long story short, it's cuz they're such opposites!!!! visual wise and personality wise they're sooo chef's kiss.

this ship is just so VIVID in my fucking mind. older, kinda bitchy, secretly funny, definitely slutty, very cool benjamin/scary, menacing aura but looks about 5 y/o when smiling, actually younger, hilarious willo? obsessed!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(also I'll just say it again with my whole chest; I hailed willo as a babie way way before gunnerinnas began gushing about him. it was me and the thirsty twitter men. I did it. I love that now my gunnerinnas have come out supporting the babieliba agenda!!)

2. sakanelli 😭😭😭 ik I'm not too vocal about them but I rly rly rly like them, they're so precious to me hence they're second on my list. two starboys?????? imagine such iconic power couple, giggling, cuddling, nelli improving his English picking up Londoner accent because of his bestie B???---except I can and will only write G rated fics about them. sometimes soon, I hope. I remember one of my moots' tags, something along these lines; "it's so important to me that they both actually like each other" under a sakanelli post AND TRUST ME. oh the possibility. oh the 'started from the bottom now we're here' trope. they're my babies. I read a sakanelli fic on ao3 but it was so sad 😭

3. reiss/either Aaron or Jorginho....... I know. I KNOW IM SO QUIRKYYY CRIES. listen; aaron/reiss size difference? DELISH. jorginho/reiss being opposites (infuriating old man/calm, confused boy toy) PLUS reiss' babygirlism from one (1) video

literally I haven't stopped recycling this gif as my motivation to continue writing sugar daddy jorgi/confused reiss lol

tldr; it's reiss' face tbfh. he's so pretty... like... i CAN'T let such a pretty face go to waste (not writing fics about him lol).

fuck I think that's it?? cuz I like these three equally:

xhakarteta; BUT eye think eye am just a reader. it's so hard to get their characterisations right (for the standard I set for myself lol). thus, I'm afraid/lazy to get my hands on writing actual plot for them 🫡

Aaron/benjamin; again, amazing, time proven, OG friends to lovers trope, etc etc but I'm just a reader for them I guess!!!?????? same excuse with my view regarding xhakarteta. them fics I read??? LOVE THEM. Aaron is soooooooooo whipped, so golden retriever coded. spoiler alert; I'm writing an Aaron/Benjamin/Martin threesome as we speak :O

ZINNY/GABBY OH GOSH!! Zinny is clearly so into gabby but gabby is this sexy workaholic who is never aware of the attention he gets from men (multiple). iktr.

honorary mention, I used to and still have a soft spot for giroud/ramsey. like... goddamn rambo was thirsty... and granit/ramsey as well ngl... OH ALSO; nelli/fabio lmaooo gawd these twinks...

PSA; in my hc, Aaron Ramsdale had a crush on Leno 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAY NOW TELL ME YOURS! thank you for reading thanks for liking my works!!!!